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Patreon Special!!!

Hey all you minty pricks.....this is Kevin with Zip Ties.

Our last sale of Zip Ties merch was so well received by you that we decided to have another special!!! Starting today and lasting for 2 weeks, every item in our store is 25% off for (Patreons only!!) any merch you fuckers order.....the coupon code is MILLER25.....if you somehow have a fuckery of a time or forget to use the coupon code send us a she'mail and we will dial that in for you. Till then, thanks to all you you dirt...

NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!!

Burnt down the ol cummins dumpster.... shortly after doing a hillbilly rebuild on the ol prick! E joy fuckers!

I can drive any forkin thing around!

Hey ya minty pricks! I'm editing the fuck out of a dirty ol vidya here and recalled that there is a sassy as fuck big truck show in Leduc Oilberta this weekend?! Any of u minty fucks going? If so, I will bring some swag for you minty fucks! Let me know in the shit talker here!

The new turdbo works not tea bag

I pulled the cummins dumpster outa the weeds and gave er a "restore"... she's mint

Hillbilly yacht club!

Puttin this shit box ol dodge launchin the "ss dump spec" in the pond! Blew the front drive shaft and more wiring lit on fire, but it was a good time non the less! Hahaha.

More vidya fiddle fuckery comin down the pipe, my yards not near fuckin full enough yet!

You mint pricks drag any sassy junk home in awhile?

NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!!

Hey ya minty pricks! After aboot 70 hours of fuckin editing, I got this minty prick dialed in!
Go and parallel park your hillbilly asses on the couch, grab as many beers as your liver can handle, and enjoy the fuckery in this derelict production!

Thanks again to all the sassy pricks that made the effort to come n meet my crippled ass! It was an honor and a good fuckin time! And thanks for all the fuckin beer! #liverdelete

How much merica ALL OF IT!!!

Died-nasty

Hey fuck holes! Made er home minty as fuck, been up to my ass in alligators doing some yard cleanin and billy big riggin! I'm dialin the vidya of the trip together in the next week here!

Thanks again for all the messages and what the fuck not! You fuck holes are beauty!

Farewell ol ferd...

Fuckin near squirted out a tear parting ways with this ol sweetheart. Thanks a fuck load to all the minty pricks that made this trip possible! Thanks a fuck load to all the pricks that ran me off the road to shake my hand! And thank fuck for beer!

Thanks again fuck holes! I'm wicked fuckin greatful

How many miles?!

Fuckin all of it! Minty as fuck! Thanks to all you minty fucks for everything! It was mint as fuck meeting some of you minty pricks! Un fuckin real!

This trips gunna make for a sassy vidya haha

How much mint?

Fuck9m all of it

Got pulled over again!

Fuck the people here are minty as fuck

Minty as all fuck!

The country sucks, but the people are fuckin minty!

Gettin searched at the boarder haha

Made it back into chinada, they don't like my ferd I guess. As long as they they my shitter alone, I'm fine with it

I already have crabs...

So I want to eat a fuckin lobster! Headed up the coast, I hope she's minty

Merica and minty as fuck

"Last leg" of thr trip fuckers!

Another 520 miles and that's all she wrote fuckers! The ol ferd is runnin tip fuckin top! My fuck is N.H. beautiful!

Small town America is minty as fuck!

Stopped for some grub, the parking lot front end job and alignment is dialed the fuck in! 🇺🇸

650 more miles of mint!

Other than a little case of dodge front end, the day went minty as fuck!

Reminder....

Do NOT park close to dodges, second hand front end problems will occur! Hahaha.

Hotel ferd for the win!

Slept a few minutes last night, now she's back at er! Gunna be livin free of dyin hard by this afternoon!

Some people's kids!

Fuckin mint haha.

More tires hahaha

The whoopin this ferd and tires have seen...

PA is fuckin minty...

3200 miles done, 1400 miles to go! Got to meet the mintiest fuckin people fuckin ever, meow she's down the road to Pittsburgh then new york, Maine New Hampshire! Wish a cripple luck!

Minty bunch of fuckers!

I'm drunk

The ferd fuckin made it!

8.5s left till the steam show!

Stunned n minty

Fuckin place is mint!

Got a caramel apple and fuckin off down the road!

15 hours till Pennsylvania fuck holes

Gunna runner through the night. Fuck it. I still haven't pooped yet, it's gunna be bad

I fucked up the word rear...

Hahaha, I blew past my turn off, I was crankin tunes and trying to hold a rowdy poop in, I guess I'm takin i90 the rest of the fuckin way! If I get shot of stabbed in Chicago, then I guess it's the fuckin way she goes haha