Bonus content from episode 98, including Beto Board Chat, Union reactionary chat, and a segment about a mother, her son, and his anti-Trump teacher.
2019-04-11 03:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostBonus segments from episode 97 with Brett Payne, including Nu Metal talk, and a segment about Facebook banning white supremacy
2019-04-02 03:29:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11.
Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the White House lawn.
Also: Orange County high schoolers are racist, and patriotism is weird.
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2018-09-14 07:57:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would it be like if conservatives were consulted before corporations produced they ad campaigns? I think it would go a little something like the intro to this week's bonus episode.
Plus: An Anon Op Ed saves the day by proclaiming that the author is good.
Alex Jones picks on Marco Rubio in a bizarre fashion
and a man electrocutes children to keep them off his lawn.
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2018-09-07 10:37:46 +0000 UTC View PostBonus stuff from Episode 70. Remember Movember. Horse Boomer. Allen West. Rocket Border. Corpse Border.
2018-08-30 06:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostUNC students just dont care about history, and tear down another confederate statue.
The US just doesn't care about old age and deports a 95 year-old Nazi.
Millennials just dont care about boobs and close another Hooters.
We're documenting it.
2018-08-23 08:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The world is ending. Being racist against people being racist against reverse racism is responsible. We're documenting it.
Fox News brought on Terrence K Williams in an effort be outraged against a New York Times reporter's supposed anti-white racism, and he ended up making fortune cookie and panda jokes about her. Several times over. Literally the same jokes about 3 times each. Oops!
We go through his fanbase, finding white boomers eager to use faux outrage as an excuse to unleash SUPER...
2018-08-17 08:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the anniversary of when we dropped the A-Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We have NPR, Prager U, and ABC comments sections on why that was good. Real Death Cult Shit.
2018-08-10 07:50:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the anniversary of when we dropped the A-Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We have NPR, Prager U, and ABC comments sections on why that was good. Real Death Cult Shit.
2018-08-10 07:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The full video for yesterday's Patreon episode! Sorry it took so long, still working out how to do all this, and uploading the whole episode to youtube took over 3 hours. Hope you enjoy!
2018-08-03 14:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe world is ending. Yacht untiers and thot deniers are responsible. We're documenting it.
This week we have two stories, each with only one good take possible. We discuss the others
1. A story of female-on-male sexual harassment goes viral, leading some to say "it's good that this is getting some recognition in media" and leading others to say "that guy is gay."
2. Betsy DeVos has her Yacht "vandalized." If you think this is at all funny, you're probably antifa (no really. we mean...
2018-08-02 08:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe world is ending. Sidewalk-Slammin' Socialists are responsible. We're documenting it.
In one of the wildest, most MDC episodes ever, the Daily Caller has a story about a harrowing DSA rally, wherein the author nearly found her humanity.
The comments section reacts to this new with nazi comparisons, ACDC references, and threatening to shoot civilians.
Plus, Donald Trump gets his Hollywood star absolutely crushed, and facebook will NOT "fuhgiddaboutit"
2018-07-27 09:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe world is ending. Trump and Putin being gay together is responsible. We're documenting it.
Also, an art gallery puts up anti-Trump art and gets thousands of negative reviews.
2018-07-20 07:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we do a deep-dive on the closed feedback loop of the #walkaway campaign, a "movement" that purports to represent liberals walking away from the Democratic Party by the thousands.
2018-07-13 07:11:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, Liberals and Liberal publications like USA Today and The Washington Post clutch their pearls at leftist activism while the president of the United States repeatedly calls a sitting congresswoman a stupid man.
A conservative facebook page argues that if conservatives want to win this civil war, they must be willing to do the unthinkable--protest outside of Maxine Waters' house.
Finally, the libs celebrate victory as alcohol prices (abroad) go up due to Trump tariffs, and Bikers...
2018-06-29 08:11:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we continue covering the horror at the border, but with the benefit of a relatively good bit of news: the Metro DC DSA action that saw protestors confronting DHS Director Kirstjen Nielson while she dined at a DC restaurant.
Plus, we recount our experiences at a local city hall meeting concerning the California Sanctuary State law, and the real-life minions we encountered.
And finally, we stumble onto what may be the most important story of our generation: the identity of Qanon<...
2018-06-22 09:07:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we're talkin NoKo and the various hilarities surrounding the recent summit, including Trump falling ass-first into diplomacy, how shaking hands with Kim Jung Un is like curing cancer, and liberals being racist against asians to fill the void left by Trump.
Also, Trump gets absolutely obliterated by Robert De Niro at the Tonys, so now we don't support the DVD business.
2018-06-16 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor.
Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand
2018-06-08 08:37:08 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the cult does its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior, and we're joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session on Tuesday.
Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program.
Also: Roseanne gets fires for continuing to be super racist, and the internet does not take ...
2018-05-31 10:05:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that
Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.
2018-05-25 07:46:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it.
We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.
2018-05-18 07:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including such gems as:
"Black people care about police shootings but dont care when their friend kills 5 people over an argument."
and
"How come Donald Glover didn't do a music video from a white person's perspective?"
also:
We cover the single most animating incident on the right wing this week: John McCain denying Donald Trump an invite to his own fun...
2018-05-10 08:14:38 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the Cult documents awful takes about the Toronto Incel Terrorist from both incels and normies, and we cover the knock-down brawl between comedian Michelle Wolf and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondents Dinner, including a totally viral clapback from a totally fake Huckabee Sanders Facebook page.
2018-04-30 07:18:45 +0000 UTC View PostA brief intro with some comments from the sponsored Facebook MDC post, and Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens.
Also, Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.
This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers.
Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.
2018-04-16 06:50:43 +0000 UTC View PostThis week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam:
"Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy"
"Who guards the National Guard?"
"I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything."
"YouTube deserved to be shot because they stole my free speech."
& much more
Hey folks! There was a glitch in the matrix, and I was forced to take the red pill in order to fix it, but it was worth it.
2018-04-03 03:44:44 +0000 UTC View PostRoseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds.
Also: Laura Ingraham gets put on vacation by high schooler David Hogg, and the internet is pretty upset about it.
2018-04-02 06:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post4 tiers of internet derangement over the $1.3 trillion spending bill, for your listening pleasure.
2018-03-26 07:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostA former classmate of ours implores parents to teach their kids about REAL politics instead of letting them protest like "disrespectful little shits," and her dad comes through with even spicier takes about the alt-left and hitler.
2018-03-22 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post