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Black. White. Episode 4.1

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/13/24)

It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.!

Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?

Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)

Will white mom find the essence of true blackness at the park?

Tune in to find out

Music:

Thundercat - Turn Down (feat. Pharrell Williams)

Watch the stream here: 2024-01-14 17:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post

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It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White. 

Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?

Will black son stop acting like a "gangsta"? (buying a $100 watch)

Will white mom find the essence of true blackness at the park?

Tune in to find out

The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel

TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by  entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. 

We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool.

PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the charge against Claudine Gay's alleged antisemitism and plagiarism, when ...

The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden

Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL. 

We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic...

or worse... is this "game" meant to further alienate MAGA patriots from their revolutionary struggle? I grill the 2024-01-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

This is not gonna be good for your future, man!

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)

Today we celebrate the anniversary of Jan 6th by reviewing new footage and audio from the event, in which desperate Patriots cry about revolution to secret service agents with guns pointed at their faces

ALSO: We explain the plot of Tenet to any potential lovers who may be listening using a powerpoint one twitter user created for very special dates.

PLUS: Katt Williams goes OFF on Harvey Weinstein (calls him gay)

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DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)

WE'VE GOT NEW INSANE FOOTAGE OF JAN 6TH, X.COM USERS WOOING WOMEN WITH TENET MOVIE EXPLAINERS, KATT WILLIAMS SAYING EPSTEIN WANTED TO SUCK HIM OFF, AND MORE

The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening

ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests

PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard’s first female black president on behalf of anti-CRT right wingers and pro-Israel interests. Weird, wild, stuff 2024-01-04 04:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Calendargate

Today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim.

Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter?

Music:

Bright Eyes - The Calendar Hung Itself

21 of the Greatest Conservative Rap songs in One Post

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/30/23)

Today Alex and Tony disagree on how ass Love Actually is before reading from an American Enterprise Institute editorial about so-called conservative rap songs. We'll be the judge of that.

Music: Ghais Guevara - Fuck The Nordic Model

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The 21 Greatest Conservative Rap Songs of All Time, in 1 Post

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ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps?

Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot.

We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources)

ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It’s probably the Elf’s Curse: a side effect of med...

Black. White. Episode 3.5

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)

TODAY ON DEATH CHAT 500: We finish Episode 3 of Black. White. and it is a doozy.

We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.

Enjoy!

Our coverage of he first half of Episode 3 was released last week

Watch this week's stream here: 2023-12-25 00:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post

DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)

We're finishing Episode 3 of Black. White. 

We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back to being very stupid.

What have they done to my beloved Senate

TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok.

THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!!

ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes

Music:

Black Sabbath - Hand of Doom

Tomb Mold - The Enduring Spirit of Calamity

DEATH CHAT 500 cancelled today

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Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia.

TODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: a widely-reported video of a Virginia man's house exploding. 

People are citing his unstable linkedin posts as proof he was onto something big, and even posing as him posthumously in order to get the message out there: Something is not normal. 

ALSO: We examine the recent spate of "campus antisemitism," which is bad enough to bring the presidents of Ivy League schools in front of congress, but not bad enough to have ...

Black. White. Episode 3

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/09/23)

TODAY: We chat about a couple modern screamo bands and a show Tony went to last night, and Tony explains the politics of big-guy stage-dives

For the main event we watch (some of) Episode 3 of race-swapping reality show Black. White., where Bruno and white mom go to a country bar in blackface hoping to get hate-crimed

Meanwhile, the black family gets mad at son Nick for buying an expensive watch and "playing into stereotypes." Bruno agrees...

BLACK. WHITE. EPISODE 3 (DEATH CHAT 500)

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Today, America's favorite race-swapping realty show Black. White. returns to DEATH CHAT, as we watch Episode 3 of the insane artifact of the early/mid 2000s. 

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Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth

TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? And we have original reporting from Facebook proving it?

Also: Elon Musk is asked about his antisemitic comments by the NYT, who allows him to repeat those antisemtic views without comment

And the billionaire X owner says “Frick Off!” To Disney, and vows that Earth will rise up against the woke corporations who refused to purchase advertising on X

Music:

Jesu - Friends Are Evil

Meshuggah - God He Sees In Mirr...

I ordered the movie i have a printout of my transaction but it still won't show me the movie

Audio from Death Chat 500 (12/02/23)

TODAY: We read reviews of Jingle Smells from bewildered and frustrated 70 year-olds trying to navigate Rumble's shoddy interface. 

We listen to more political butt rock in the form of the Jay Sekulo band, and learn what blues music sounds like when played by conservative lawyers

ALSO: We watch a trailer for a new multiverse Christian movie and have to ask: did you shift my wife??

Watch the stream here: 2023-12-03 19:42:43 +0000 UTC View Post

DEATH CHAT 500 12/02/23

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Jingle Smells (2023)

Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)

When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Robert...

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good.

ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children.

We examine the effort to link the attack to asylum seekers en masse, and marvel at the American right wing’s newfound love of fiery, destructive protests.

FINALLY: an unhinged screed against a “millennial” (zoomer) To...

Broken dream under the doctor's feet, Bodies thrown into the clinic's sink

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/25/23)

TODAY:

A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage

What if a girl and country music, but screaming?

What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?

And pro-life poetry wwith a modern pop twist (a U2 single from the 1980s)

Music:

Meshuggah - Rational Gaze

Watch the stream here: https://youtube.com/live/I2V6...

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TODAY: 

A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage

What if a girl and country music, but screaming?

What if a laughably inept pop singer, but AI?

And more! Maybe that pro-life beat poetry I mentioned last week!

I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far

FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points.

THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree

LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target’s “Black Santa in a Wheelchair” Christmas ornament and then criss-crosses the MDC ...

"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"

TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it:

Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as far as to proclaim the conspiracy theory to be true, but only for some groups of jews.

Also: TIK TOK TEENS TURNED ON BY TERRORISM??? We read the infamous Osama Bin Laden letter to dunk on kids the...

Cyberbilly / Cybeerstein

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/18/23)

$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them

Our review of the new Andre 3000 album

and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan Kemper

EDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff in this episode. I guess you could say, "it got aborted"

Watch footage from the stream here: https://www.youtube.co...

Death Chat 500 (11/18/23) Pro-life is the New Punk Rock

$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them

Our review of the new Andre 3000 album

and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan Kemper

EDIT: Well, we didn't get to the pro-life stuff in this episode. I guess you could say, "it got aborted"