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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 31



Title: Battle Between Nen Users...



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-General POV-


As Sub was charging at the man, behind him the person who used his <Sticky Net> on Sub is about to attack Sub again, but suddenly before the person could do something like that...


Baam!


A fists hits him to the side of his head and slamming his head on the ground, immediately knocking him out. As the dust clears up, a giant overly buff man with muscles all ar...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 38



Title: Arlong...



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It doesn't take long after Jinbei becomes a Warlord of the Sea, as another problem Fishman appears on the underground city below Raijin Island. 

"Jaw!!! Come out and meet me!!!" Screams Along, but unlike Jinbe... Arlong couldn't even get a meeting. 


So as he enters the city, a miniature Jaw (Kisame) comes to meet him. Arlong immediately recognises him. "Boy, take me to your father."

As...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 22



Title: Time Passes By...



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One week of vacation, I had a lot of fun. I studied for around 126 hours. Even while eating I was reading a book or something like it. There is no way to really even be entertained in this world… except magic that is, so not I am entertaining myself with it. It's like an addiction to me now, which would usually be bad, but I know that I can control my sins enough to not become a shut-in wizard who will spend h...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 30



Title: The Ambush...




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Karla wraps her bandages around the wolf-like man. I just have a calm look through this whole ordeal. It's always amazing seeing her power at work, her power is like always scary. 

As she takes control of the wolf guy. In the end, I canceled my Hatsu Ability <Heavy Load> on him. He gets up and bows in front of Karla. “Karla -sama, I am very fortunate to be able to serve you.” 

Karla smi...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 37


Title: Warlord Of The Sea...


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-Jaw POV-


I am currently in my throne room in my underground castle, I am sitting on my throne, a big decorated stone chair really. It has two shark head-like structures where I rest my arms. Kisame is to my right standing up straight and even though he is only nine he looks like he is fifteen or even older, to my left is Kakashi… he has a lanky look and he has a spear in his hand. His hair also spiking goes up...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 29



Title: Stagnant...



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-Sub POV-



It was a hard decision, but one that must be made. Azula is simply too dangerous to let her be free. Her power could have been something amazing, it would have allowed the group to have multiple Hatsu. Sadly she decided to go against me. But hope is not lost and maybe one day, I or Karla will gain an ability that can allow us to use Azula's Hatsu ability.


Damn, I thought that maybe I could ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 36



Title: Limits...



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As Itachi and Garp get ready for their spar. Garp comes to his decision. 'I need to teach him that he shouldn't be too arrogant and give him a view of how strong one can truly be.'



Garp has no intention in holding back his speed, he can see a lot of potential in Itachi, and even though something like the Double Double Fruit isn't a fruit that can push him to Admiral level. He knows that if Itachi truly tr...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 35



Title: One Arm...




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A couple of hours and Itachi just looks at the scene in front of him with a dull look on his eyes. "You lost an arm trying to save Luffy?"


Shanks just smiles at this. "Yep, welp, it's nothing too big. I mean an arm for a life is a very good deal in my eyes."

He laughs as Makino bandages his stump with tears running along her face. 


Itachi just shrugs at this. "Well… I don't know ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 34



Title: Strength...




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Many months passed by, and Shanks extended his stay in Foosha Village. It was the scene that has now become a very familiar scene to see the Red-Haired Pirates just messing around in Foosha Village. Some villagers and crew members and villagers became very good friends.


Shanks was also in Makino's bar, she giggles a little again as she hears another one of Shank's jokes about some of the silly moments d...

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One Piece: Reborn As a Fishman

Chapter 33



Title: Two Different Parts Of The Same Coin...
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Weeks pass since Shanks arrives at Foosha Village, it doesn't take long for him and Luffy to get close. Luffy saw him as the type of person he wanted to be and Luffy even told Shanks that he wanted to join his crew. Of course, Shanks rejected him and told him that he can join once he is older, like in ten years.



“No way, by then I could have my own crew.” Says Luffy out loudl...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 20


Title: Whispers...



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-Momo POV-




I look at Denki as he explains his life story. His parents dead and him losing everything along his life, I can see his eyes have a sad glaze to them as he looks at the side.



I never knew... someone like him had such a tragic life story. I wonder how he even has the resolve to become a Hero after everything that happened to him? I can't even say my life story, mine would sound like hea...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 28


Title: Hands-On Approach...



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-Sub (MC) POV-


As I let Karla down, I go next to her and hold her hand. I talk to her slowly. "You okay?"


As I ask her that, I can see her smile as the bandages around her face form like a smile. 


"Yes, don't worry Sub. I am okay..." She says, but I don't quite believe that as I look at her side which is bleeding. That will take quite a while to heal, probably a month or two even wit...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 32



Title: The world is not perfect, but it's not that bad...




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Makino looks at Itachi sadly, she knows how hard he must have had it as a child growing up in Gray Terminal. She knows exactly how hard it can be for a child to grow up there. Plus someone with a good heart like Itachi it's even harder.

"He… the first time he appeared here he was wearing rags." Says Makino, she remembers when this happened a couple of months befo...

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Q&A

Here are some answers to the questions I get asked. Also you can ask me anything on the comments.😁👍


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Q: Would Yami need Jax now that he gets his ability?

A: Yami never got Jax's ability. Yami cloned Jax and then devoured the clone so Yami now has access to Nen and will create his own ability. Nen is a personal expression of oneself, we will see how Yami will develop that, though they are alternate versions of themselves, Yami and Jax are very different. (Also ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 33



Title: Fu*king the Reach...




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-Arthur (MC) POV-



I could see it in all their eyes, these men were humiliated due to their stay in the dungeons. I am okay with that, as it doesn't matter to me. What actually matters to me is that they might become unbroken by the time another war comes by. Of course, now that would be unfavorable to me. After all, if I wanna put someone down, I would rather break them so much that they can never ...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 31



Title: "Red Haired" Shanks….



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-General POV-


One year passes and many things happen during it, the Warlords of the Sea system is put in place to help the Marines have a balance in power, and help them manage the Four Emperors of the Sea: Big Mom, Kaido, Whitebeard, and Sea Monster Jaw. Each of them is dangerous to the extreme and even the newcomer Jaw has been creating many waves in the new world. 


Now officially, Fis...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 30



Title: I will protect then my own way….




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-General POV-


"Dad… I wanna join the marines…" Calmly says Itachi to his father.


As Jaw hears this he looks at his son Itachi in the eyes. Jaw's eyes narrow at him and a snarl appears on his face.

 "Are you stupid or something? You want me to let you join the marines? Listen, son… if this is like a joke that Mikoto made you say… tell her that it's not that f...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 27



Title: Azula vs….



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-Azula POV-

I can feel something tight wrap around my throat, it has a surprisingly strong grip. So I tighten the muscles on my neck so the things can't break my neck or stop oxygen from going to my brain.


But even as I do that I can feel my muscles in my neck get ripped to shreds, I have to use Gyo to concentrate Nen on my neck, and as the grip widens a little I simply slip out of the choke.

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 26



Title: Azula's Thoughts...



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As Karla whispered that, Sub jumped down from the ceiling too.


Boom!


He lands on the ground and walks towards Karla, petting her head as he is in front of her. Okay, now we must first interrogate these members of the mafia and see what the mafia's next plan of attack is.


Azula just looks at Sub's back at how he jumps down… how his Nen moves and such. 

'Strong… h...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 25



Title: Azula's Strange Hatsu Ability….




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As Azula opens the door, I can see a surprising light appear behind the door entrance and instead of the view of the room showing on the other side of the door, it was only some type of liquid darkness… 

When I see this I look at Azula and frown a little. "Have you gone inside?"

She cringes a little at this and says. "Yes… yes I have. I have gone inside twice and no...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 8



Title: Reaching For The Stars...





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James just looks at his uncle with a certain glint in his eyes. He knows what he can do and how he should do it in the best way possible. 


Falcone in the end decided to ask James. "So what is your next plan then, I hear that your main business is real estate. If you need some founding… know we are family."


Falcone has a smile on his face as he says that. By saying ...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 7



Title: Meeting Carmine Falcone...





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Two months passed after I bought my new apartment building, it isn't in a good place and I kicked out all of the previous tenants. They were all unreliable druggies who most likely won't pay rent, so I turned the whole building into a storage space. None of them really got violent with their disagreements, just some arguments and they were gone. That is why I didn't have them killed, they were ge...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 24



Title: Karla's Hatsu...



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As Karla asks me about the name of the group. I haven't thought about it so in the end I just answer her by saying the first thing that comes to mind. "Our Group's name is… The Deadly Sins…"


She nods at this and slowly one of the small bandages wraps around her throat and…



FWOSHHH!!!


I am shocked as her Nen becomes stronger. Her Aura also condenses and turns darker and t...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 23



Title: Swordsman X Tanker...



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When I sense the person I just pick up two small pebbles and throw them at Azula's and Karla's heads. They immediately open their eyes as they are hit, I don't even try to notify Ogre, he has been too tired as of lately due to training too hard and running out of Nen continuously during his training. His simple mindset allows him to have a high concentration on a specific task, his concentration can slightly...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 22



Title: Nen Affinities…



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As Karla runs Nen through the glass… the leaf starts moving slightly. Meaning that she is a manipulator. She looks at me with a smile on her face. "Yay! I am a manipulator… that is cool right Sub?"


I smile at her when she says that and nod my head slightly. I hope she reaches her full potential with this Category, I can't actually think of a lot of Manipulation related abilities except Controlling peo...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 21



Title: The Marauders...




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As I and Dumbledore pass some time together, with him teaching me dozens of variations of his Eye Twinkle Charm. I must say, the many creative ways that he taught me on how to use such a simple charm is simply genius. 

Anyway, as he went away, I could only internally release a breath of relief. At least I learned a spell that makes me look cool, mysterious, and frightening when I want. That l...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 20



Title: Talk With Dumbledore...




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Welp, now this is it… a talk with Dumbledore will definitely be hard. Because the old man will definitely try to use Legilimency on me. Not because of his so-called evil mindset, Dumbledore could have ruled the Wizarding Britain, but he didn't, he was offered to be the Minister of Magic multiple times but he still refused.


It isn't that I don't think Dumbledore is a manipulator. He definit...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 29



Title: Protector on His Own Way….



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-Itachi POV-


I just look at the frying pan in front of me. I am cooking lunch for my siblings, I can't help what dad told me. I am really talentless at everything I try… I mean the only thing I am good at is cooking. Dad always said that no matter what, I am still his son so it doesn't matter if I am strong or not. He will always protect me… and so will my family. But I don't want that!!! I wan...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 28



Title: End Of Conflict...





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As Big Mom says stuff like that I just smile. "Welp, you haven't been doing so good at killing me. But what about other people coming for you?… Kaido or Whitebeard might decide that you are not really a challenge."


"What do you know about power you brat." Says Big Mom. "You know nothing about how things up here work."



My smile drops and I show my expression to my Transpon...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 27



Title: Returning Back Home...



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-Jaw POV-



As I swim away from the village, I can't help but smile a little. I wonder how much of a wave my recent actions have caused. I know that technically I am nowhere near a Yonko in raw power. But with my Observation Haki which allows me to see the future and Armament Haki which I can injure them with.

I know that if I fought Big Mom on land I wouldn't win. Her fire cancels out my Fishma...

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