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Quieter Firemen

Does time really fly when you’re having fun? And why is my blood boiling? The weirdness or time and what happens to your body in space in BOX431. Sent from my iPhone. 

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A Hangman's Life For Me!

“It seemed so real! For a moment I didn’t realize that I was dead.” And then, a story of barrels and acid. That never ends well. Possible scientific evidence that your life does flash before your eyes when you die and the horrific story of John George Haigh, The Acid Bath Murderer.  If BOX430 is ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.

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Art?

I was thinking about doing a series of art projects based on my mammogram - what do y’all think? 😆😆😆

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Armpits And Apple Slices

When your bother is your cousin and your uncle is your dad… because twins? JG will explain. Then, Kat dives into some unusual courting, marriage, and sexual practices from around the world. It’s BOX429 and it gets a little sticky. 

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Pork Tripe And Cream

What’s that sound? And why am I dead now? Followed by bird pardons and indistinguishable money. Sperm whale communication and the United States is a weird place in BOX428. She bangs, she bangs.

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A Sneak Preview Of The Shallow End

We just got off the Freaks Zoom Call and it was suggested that we let The Order Of Freaks hear a preview of The Shallow End. The official release date will be the end of this month. You are the first to hear it in its early stages. We hope you enjoy!

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Today! (04/24/22) At 5PM EST!

See you at 5pm EST Freaks! Here's the link!


Kat And JG is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Time: Apr 24, 2022 05:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)


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Near Death And Taxes

First, JG talks about some of the more interesting items that are taxed. Kat then shares the shark attack and other wild encounters of a very lucky (or unlucky) Florida man. BOX427 cannot treat male pattern baldness.

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April Philanthropy 🌸

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.


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To The Order Of Freaks #26

Join us for a snappy cocktail and some stream of consciousness conversation! And Don't forget to join us for our upcoming Zoom gathering this Sunday 4/24/2022 at 5PM EST!

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If I Fits, I Sits

Ghosts helping us uncover a decades-old murder - could it be? Then, cats and boxes: a study. JG shares the tale of Duffy’s Cut and Kat talks about cats and visual illusions. It's BOX426 hissed the lovecats.

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Join Us Sunday 4/24 at 5pm EST!

We'll post the link day of! See you then Freaks!

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Fanny Pack And The Big Nancy Boys

What happened to the crew of the SS Ourang Medan? Or did it not exist in the first place? Then, the mysterious South Pole death of Rodney Marks. BOX425, she’s a head-scratcher. 

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Parasites Make Terrible Pets

What was that creature Tamara Prosvirina found in the woods? And one man’s obsession that became one of the world’s most upsetting exhibits. The Kyshtym Dwarf and The Meguro Parasitological Museum in BOX424. Do not fill with helium. 


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Halp!

Do we like any of these especially? I am very not good at this 😆 thank you, I love you, bye. 

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Doritos Dust Makes My Beard Itch

Those Victorians were just dying to look good! Then, she was in the business of show before she turned one. The lengths people have gone to look sick and the story of Annie Jones, The Bearded Lady in BOX423. This production has not been approved, endorsed, or authorized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

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Houses Can Bleed

Today we present to you two situations that are not so good. A child in below freezing waters for hours and a home filling with blood. Kat and JG discuss the incredible stories of Stella Berndtsson and the Winston’s House of Blood in BOX422. C'mon Jessica, C'mon Tori, let's go to the mall you won't be sorry.

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Kat's Boob Is Fine!

JG tells us about a turd con-man who changed identities for 30 years. Kat shares the unsettling truth about bombs in the ocean. “Clark Rockefeller” and munitions dumping in BOX421. I miss my dogs. 

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Waylaid Once Again

Good day, beauties!
Our flight home yesterday was canceled so we are stranded in Chalotte! We’re putting something together for you though and you should see a hotel episode pop your feed soon! We tried really hard to make it sound decent! 

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Fresh From The Cow's Butt

Who is hellbent on threatening the citizens  of Circleville? And what’s this obsession with cow farts? JG shares the story of the Circleville letters and Kat doles out the eccentricities of Anna Maria Helena, comtesse de Noailles. It’s BOX420, dude. 

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Do Triops Use Scissors?

The most embarrassing moment of Napoleon’s life? And what are these three eyed monsters coming out of the ground? The 1807 bunny folly and dinosaur shrampies in BOX419. Clover leaves look like butts. 

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Huntsville news

We wanted to try let you know first!  

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Blacksmiths and Sex

Jethro examines some of the rarest medical conditions out there and Kat explores the Japanese Penis Festicle. Ugh, tesival. FESTIVAL. It’s BOX418 and it’s built for comfort. 

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Jousting And Tomatos

JG starts with the trial of the century .. against fruit? Then, Kat shares an origin story that starts with medieval knights and ends at the fairground. It’s BOX417 and it’s under your bed.

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Come hang out with us!

Good day, Order! We’re so jazzed about our upcoming shows and seeing you all! As a thank you to our Patrons, if you let us know you got your VIP tickets and are coming to the Nashville (03/29), Huntsville (3/30), or Charlotte (03/31) show, we’ll set you up with a limited edition tshirt (while supplies last, limit one per person, restrictions apply, not applicable for those in Denmark). come see us! 
Hit the link!

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My Friend The Crayfish

A young pilot took off never to been seen again. And was this horrific murder a result of classism or folie à deux? The disappearance of Frederick Valentich and the Papin sisters in BOX416 and it's a goddamn arms race.

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Howling At The Womb

What’s tall and lizardy and wears a metal dress? The Braxton county monster, of course! Then, remedies from the days of yore that will leave you scratching your head! It’s BOX 415 and it’s boffo, fo sho! 

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Musket Balls And Rusty Nails

First, it’s the rough and tumble life of Cassius Clay, no, not that one. Then, how much more inspiring could Biddy Mason be? None. None more inspiring. These stories and more in BOX414.

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The Dinosaurs Win

Who will fill the void after a human extinction? And why is that man letting a sheep poop on his face? Kat and JG ask these questions and more! In his house at R'lyeh BOX413 waits dreaming.

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Tonight at 10pm EST! Link Below

Kat And JG is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.


Topic: Kat And JG's Zoom Meeting

Time: Mar 4, 2022 10:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)


Join Zoom Meeting

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Meeting ID: 913 2386 2151

Passcode: 150453

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