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To The Order Of Freaks #25

The gathering of The Order of Freaks is now convened for its 25th session.  Grab a beverage and catch up with Kat and JG!

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BoO ZoOm!

Friday, March 4th @ 10pm eastern. Be there and be square! 

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Neolithic Barbecue

In 1971, two high schoolers left for a party and didn’t come home, what happened? Then, a team uncovers the first evidence of heads on stakes! The disappearance of Pamela Jackson and Cheryl Miller followed by the tomb of the sunken skulls in BOX412. Hey, that’s Kelsey’s birthday! 

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Not Tonight Spiderman

A chicken breeding miner finally figured out his lifelong health issues. Then, this little not-rodent is irregular in the best way. Rob Wilson’s unexpected diagnosis, and the hyrax in BOX411.  Plus, a Curator home invasion.

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Scolded By A Disembodied Spirit

The disturbing history that led to a paranormal present and a victim gets justice from beyond the grave! JG explores New York’s dark islands and Kat covers the murder of Teresita Basa. You ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated by BOX410. 

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Merpy Chromas

Just got another batch of these back! we’re so sad if you didn’t get your holiday greeting - it’s probably in one of these piles! 🙁🖤 love you, though! 

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Ancient Egyptian Fire Door

Wait, the great pyramid could be seen from where? Things you might not have known about the Egyptian pyramids. Then, singing, dancing, and farting their way to power - the business of court jesters. It’s BOX409 and she’s drenched in gravy.

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Dinosaur-Chickens And The Garden Of Eden

Scientists grow a dinosaur/chicken thing. Then, how the continents might have gotten their names. Also: dildos in the street, a pile of BOO effects and live show updates in BOX408. It’s 2L2Q.

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Freaky Philanthropy



Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.

P.S. sinc...

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Judgy Knife Man

The second largest lake in the US has got some stories and some corpses! Then the harrowing tale of a ferry disaster and two women who survived it. The bodies of Lake Tahoe and the sinking of the Express Samina in BOX407. Keep birds out of the kitchen when using this product.

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UPDATE! New Show Just Added!

Zanies - Nashville, TN.  March 29th 

Stand Up Live - Huntsville, AL March 30th

Comedy Zone - Charlotte, NC March 31st

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Tickets To The Live Shows Are Here!

And we're telling The Order of Freaks First!

Zanies - Nashville, TN.  March 29th 

Stand Up Live - Huntsville, AL March 30th 

Comedy Zone - Charlo...

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Everyone's Go-To Sewer Source

How did the Jewel of London become a stagnant, poisonous chowder? And is this sinkhole a storage place for evil? The Year of Stink and The Well of Hell in BOX406. We did it!  

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Corn Husks And Pop-Tart Boxes

JG tells us about Martin Pistorius, a boy locked inside his own body, and Kat shares the story of the real Frankenstein castle. Also, toilet paper woes, television pitches, dramatic re-enactments, and more. BOX405 gets weird. 

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Intergalactic Socket Wrench

Hey! That's not supposed to be in my meteorite! And, so many people want to smash coconuts! Unusual things found in meteorites and some coconut-related world records in BOX404. I like toytles.

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No Shame In My Noodle Game

Come one, come all! Hear the tale of the half woman, half camel! Followed by the mysterious origins of the lone mammal on the Falkland Islands. Camel Girl and the Warrah Fox in BOX403. It shakes when you laugh, like a bowl full of aspic.

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Transtemporal Hunting Expedition

Ancient skull bullet hole theorists will love this one. So will fans of dismemberment! A little something for everyone! The Kabwe skull and the curious case of Samuel Wood in BOX402. Team lift. 

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Here's The Link for The 8pm Gathering!

Kat And JG is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.


Topic: Gathering Of The Freaks

Time: Jan 25, 2022 08:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)


Join Zoom Meeting

https://zoom.us/j/94372736572?pwd=dmZWdEZGSk13YlFuNnBHam1FbU9xZz09


Meeting ID: 943 7273 6572

Passcode: g1yBY4



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Zoom Gathering of The Freaks !

Tonight (1/25/22) at 8pm EST US.  Watch for the link later today!

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The Shelf Life Of An Oboe

Why are all those ballerinas blazing? And taste in music really is subjective. Stage equipment that took out as many performers as it illuminated and instruments you may not have heard of before in BOX401. We’re sick, be gentle. 

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We zoomin’!

Join us for a OOF Zoom! Tuesday, January 25 @ 8pm Orlando time! We’ll talk about our trip and how I am a, oh, how you say in Spanish… moron? It’ll be muy fun! 

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The Freak Show Live

As a bonus this month, here's the full video from our pay-per-view special "The Freak Show"!

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Serious Jail Cell Scootling

Were Ann Marten’s dreams about her dead daughter a message from the beyond? Or proof of her guilt? Then, a super depressing venture into the worst industrial disaster in history. The Red Barn Murder and the Bhopal Gas Tragedy in BOX400. It’s not an error a bad request.

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A Time Fabric Light Guy

JG talks about mysterious tiles washing up on shores around the world and Kat discusses the case of a missing woman decades unsolved. Tjipetir blocks and the mystery of Dorothy Forstein in BOX399. Do not sublime.

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¡Hola from Mexico!

buenas noches, freaks! ¡Nos gustaría que estuvieras aquí!

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Weaned On A Pickle

She wore pants, smoked, kept a snake, and did it all in the white house. He did not wear pants, ate oranges whole, and brought about a revival of gothic architecture. Alice Roosevelt and Victor Hugo in BOX398. Hi, Nick! 

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Cats And High Levels Of Radioactive Waste

How do we keep toxic waste from harming our descendants? And are there dinosaurs living in the Congo river basin? Warning messages for the future and Mokele-mbembe in BOX 395. It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

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Philanthropy 2021 Wrap up

Good day, y’all! First of all, I want to thank you so much for being incredible, generous people who give a shit. I love that. I’m going through the receipts from this year, I noticed, as you may have - it seems we skipped January?!? So, I thought, if you’re okay with it, we’ll donate January‘s dollars to the Morris Animal Foundation, in honor of Betty. all in favor say “St. Olaf”! 

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Keep As Many Eyeballs As You Can

You know how “old lady killer” can mean two different things? Like,  a killer of old ladies or a killer that is an old lady? That’s what JG’s story is about. Also, a festival that recommends wearing eye protection. La Mataviejitas and the Festival of Exploding Hammers in BOX396. It’s buttery soft. 

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Grandpa Was A Murderous Monkey

In BOX395 JG says the term “breeding pairs” far too many times and Kat teaches us about the importance of families… monkey families. How Mt. Toba almost took us all out and the amazing story of Maria Chapman and her childhood spent with monkeys. 

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