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Forever Obsessed With Genitals

We ask “are comets nature’s twinkle lights or harbingers of death and destruction?“ Followed by eels and how we don’t know how they do it. It’s BOX358 and it’s got legs! Or, tails, I guess.

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We made it!

We’re safe and sound in our temporary residence! Next episode will be from the   sunshine state! woot! 🌴

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South Carolina!

update! I saw a palm tree! 

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Werewolf Kung Foo Guy

A farming/genocide experiment that went exactly how you'd expect. And a baby left to die who then became a master, Russia's cannibal island and Su Kong Tai Jin in Box 357. Keep in brown paper bag to speed ripeness. 

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Made it to Jersey!

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Ready to go! (For real this time)

This is the video I tried to include yesterday 😆

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Haggis on the go!

I’ve never seen a dog travel better! 

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Ready to go!

On our way to CT for the night! 

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Burying Your Face In The Sweet Feed

You would be wrong if you thought all Vikings were bloodthirsty fighting machines. Some were even more nutty! And why you might hate cilantro and it’s fresh, deliciousness. Vikings trippin’ balls and your genes and taste in BOX356 - it’s better than beefcake pantyhose.

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Texan Skeletal Hooey

Who doesn't love a good "neighborhood built on a graveyard story"? Then, giant ice age tunnels have been discovered in South America. No, not ancient aliens,  giant extinct sloths the size of elephants!  Never leave BOX355 unattended while in use.

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Better late than never?

This bonus episode is a video version and it’s a real roller coaster, y’all. 

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Aquatic Vampires

Today we explore how little Kat knows about cocaine and how much JG appreciates seaman superstition. Ridiculous facts about Pablo Escobar and the meanings behind early western sailor tattoos in BOX354. Take with food.

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Revolutionary War Era Rapper

He was a strange man who was considered by most to be an "idiot". He made horrible business decisions yet they always seemed to work out. Along the way, he became one of the wealthiest businessmen of his time. No, not Forrest Gump. His Name was Timothy Dexter. Then, We learn that Popeye The Sailor Man was based on a real guy named Frank "Rocky" Fiegel. With one major difference. Instead of finding his super-human strength in a can of spinach, Rocky found his in a bottle of bourbon. It's BOX35...

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Zip Lock Body Bags

DNA solves a 1,000-year-old mystery involving a Viking warrior in a skirt. And then we learn about a man who woke up on the embalming table in a morgue. Do not use BOX352 orally after using it rectally.

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Philanthropy Freaks (embarrassingly late July edition)

Most Cherished Members,

As outlined in the official Order of Freaks charter and bylaws, as a member you have voting rights, power and responsibility.

Each month The Box Of Oddities shall pay forward 10% of all support received from Patreon.

Now is the time. You must decide. Upon whom shall The Order of Freaks bestow this offering? Choose wisely.


* Alzheimer’s Association is the world's leading nonprofit funder of Alzheimer's research, the Association is ac...

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Spiritual Painting Murder

  1. Can a painting actually be cursed? Many say "The Crying Boy" painting has been the cause of dozens of house fires. And then Kat tells us the story of two men who could quite possibly be the luckiest people to ever hit the high-seas. Warning! The little part which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously.

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It’s been decided…

I guess this means we are getting an air fryer! Do you have one that you like? If you wanted to share some air fryer ideas I wouldn’t be sad about it! 

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Crab Claw Urinal

They were the rock gods of the 18th century. They played to packed venues filled with screaming fans. But they were the ones who should have been screaming. Then, would you trust a restroom made of outward-looking one-way mirrors? The painful price that 18th-century opera stars paid and the world's most bizarre restroom facilities.  Box350 has salt, MSG, artificial color, or flavoring added.

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The Patron Saint Of Buzzard Picnics

Both beloved and reviled, he was one of the most bizarre saints in history.  And then the story of the man who was President of The United States... for one day. The lives of Saint Simeon and Senator David Rice Atchison, both neatly packed inside Box349 and vacuum-sealed for freshness. Taste the rainbow.

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Not In My Sandwich

JG talks about what past us thought the future was going to look like. And Kat shares the story of an obsession and a triple murder. Retro-futurism and the deeply upsetting story of Daniel LaPlante in BOX348. Alternate toy available for children under 3.

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SPCWTFF TONIGHT!

Inner Circle freaks! Don’t forget about our phone calls tonight at 5pm EST

Tell us a spooky story, about your day, or about a fashion trend you just can’t get on board with. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Whatevs!


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Reptilian Slight Of Hand

A Lazarus lizard or a courthouse con? And then a tale of cowboy revenge. Ol Rip the Horned Toad and Pistol Pete in BOX-whateverthisis. It’s not wet, like gravy, but does taste like paradise.

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Trampled By Warthogs

This serial killer duo will shake you to your very sole. And the beautiful corpse turning ceremony of Madagascar. The Marrakesh Arch-Killer and Famidihana in BOX346. It’s blown to hell, crash. I’m the last splash.

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The Mole Man's Torture Chamber

Kat tells us about a fella who delighted in the art of the pointless and JG talks about a guy who we were both shocked we’ve not covered. The Mole Man of Hackney and Howard Hughes in BOX345. Can you dig it?

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Sunday Phone Calls w/ the Freak Fam!

aka SPCWTFF OR SPCs

Our next chitty chat sesh will be Sunday, July 18 at 5pm EST

We look forward to talking with you! 

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Patriotic Pie Crimpers

She disappeared for over a decade and reappeared with amnesia. And then, she may have been the first woman to take a bullet for the US. The mystery of Jody Roberts and the masquerading Deborah Sampson in BOX344. It's better than a kick to the shin.

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Dice And An Old Horse Pistol

JG shares the story of the leader of the Southcottian movement and Kat talks about the last free place in America. Joanna Southcott and Slab City in BOX343. Buff until shiny.

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Drawn On Nipples

She had how many vaginas?! Also, a most unusual paleontological discovery in Brazil.

The unexpected true-life story of Blanche Dumas and the recent unearthing of a dinosaur with fur. Kind of.  No transfers issued until BOX342 comes to a complete stop.

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The Con Man and The Hat Man

Trouble at the nudist colony? And what’s going on with those tall, dark figures in the mountains? The Sunny Sands con-man and the Dark Watchers in BOX341. It’s got calcium for growing bones!

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To The Order Of Freaks #21

The monthly gathering of The Order Of Freaks has now convened. Note to self, Kat + Double IPA = Silly

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