Brandon Twice

Prehistoric

[6 word request: Scientist Tests De-evolution ray on Rivals]

Silas gasped as his elbow bumped his coffee off the table, but the splash of iced java on the sidewalk never happened. Both the liquid and the styrofoam cup froze in midair as if time had stopped. Melvin had snatched them with his psychokinetic abilities without even twitching. The cup rose up to gently land on the table as the coffee and ice gently settled back inside.

“And that,” Silas said, shaking his ...

What Wayne Wants

Wayne thought he heard someone else in the locker room while he was lathering up his hair, but when he walked out, towel around his lean waist, he saw nobody.

“Could’ve sworn I heard a locker door close,” he said, looking around. His survey of the room--still humid from his recent shower--brought him face to face with his own reflection. He took a look at his lean body in the mirror. He couldn’t understand why all those apes would want to waddle around with blown-up muscles like...

Cyrill's Second Journey

[6 word request: Ancient Spring Drains Bodybuilders' Muscles, Cocks]

Cyrill approached the river knowing exactly what he was about to walk into--Gregg bathing in the nude, as he did every morning--but was sure to step lightly so he didn’t disturb the young American with sounds of his approach. He held his breath and twisted branches out of the way as he peered on the sight of the powerfully built blonde man rubbing river water over his full, ample muscles. Cyrill’s breath caught as ...

Tuck Needs a Loan Part 3: Origin Story

[Read part 1 here.]

[Read part 2 here.]

Nights out in the limo were even more difficult since the boss implemented a “no cell phone” policy. Normally Tuck would dick around on Facebook, but the IT guys had installed a lock on his phone that his boss could toggle with an app. Now, ...

Is It Nick or Nicky?

[Commission: Nick Bosa History Reimagined as Tiny Little Gay Guy]

Nick smiled warmly when Mikhail, the team intern, leapt from the driver’s seat and ran around the car to open the rear passenger-side door. Nick placed a hand on the little guy’s shoulder and gave it a friendly squeeze. “You’re not a chauffeur, bro,” he said. “Besides, I’m gonna ride up fro...

"Let's Play a Little Game"

[6 word request: Rigged game inflicts power exchanging transformations]

Eli was aware of the dank stink of the room--metallic and earthy--before he even opened his eyes. As he jolted awake his hand patted the floor, finding only cold, grimy tile floor. He was shocked to find his well-built body nude stripped down to boxers. A fluorescent light buzzed above him. There wasn’t even a door; how the fuck had he gotten in this weird--no other word for it--cell, anyway? The only f...

Patronage, Part 1

[6 word request: worldwide size and muscle swap]

[This is DEFINITELY going to be a series]

Liunch rush was dead. The Bent Nickel was empty until 2 PM. Wallace was happy to see anyone show up, even if it was a 12 foot tall Gulliver. Wallace was unsettled by the way the bottles rattled on the shelves as the enormous stranger approached, but after steeling himself, he walked out to the new deck area to give him some service. Gulliver’s money was the same size as everyone else’s.<...

Waking Up as Lloyd

[commission: Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola get bodyswapped with a gay couple]

Julian would have just rolled over and gone back to sleep--he felt desperate for sleep--if it hadn’t been for the smell.

It reminded him of his college roommate, a lineman who constantly polluted their shared living space with h...

Emergency

[6 word request: Humiliated Paramedic Gets Revenge on Partner]

Troy offered half his burrito across the ambulance cab to his partner Lonnie, who stared stiffly ahead, refusing to acknowledge the gift. “You know you’re mad at me for something I can’t help,” Troy argued, but Lonnie just rolled his eyes, driving the ambulance through the intersection. He pulled over to the shoulder and put it into park.

“God damn do I wish we had something to do today,” Lonnie ...

Jekyll and Hulk

[6 word request: Jock Turns Into Gay, Microdicked Bodybuilder]

I’ve been white-knuckling it lately. The gym used to be my safe place, my spot to relieve stress, but all it does is wind me up lately. I go in to do my usual workout and everything’s so easy. I throw on extra weight and in those reps--in that moment of exertion where my brain says MOVE and the weight listens--I get this full body buzz. Last week I just went in to do arms and calves, but ended up with a huge b...

Vapor

[6 word request: bodybuilders inflation competition losers bursts twinkification]

James gnawed on the half ricecake he had been allotted before the show. He glanced around at the bodybuilders milling around backstage--pumping up with bands, touching up their tans and examining their amazing physiques in the mirrors.

The scale had read 148 pounds when James had officially weighed in that morning. He looked at his ripped physique in the mirror--”flawless” was what his...

Image of Man

[6 word request: Bodybuilders flattened, displayed nude at museum]

The lights in the subterranean hallway blinked on as the elevator reached the bottom floor. As the industrial doors slowly slid open, the elevator’s occupants--Geoff, the curator’s assistant, and Pietro, a wealthy effeminate man in his late 60s--stepped off. Geoff seemed as weary as Pietro did giddy. The old man clapped his cane in his hands a few times and smirked at every corner of the underground passage.

�...

Traditional Prank War

[6 word request: Fraternity prank inflates and shrinks wrestlers]

Niner, SigEp’s president, was the only one awake Sunday morning when thick-fisting banging on the front door disturbed the otherwise silent fraternity house. Niner slipped on his flip-flops and walked lightly through the booze-spattered and beer-can-littered floors before kicking enough debris out of the way of the front door to pull it open. Two well-muscled men filled the doorway. One was nearly as tall as ...

Grady Can't Be Beat

[6 word request: Man's Superpower: Wins Any Measurement Wager]

The big musclehead stomped into Global Gym one hour into Robbie’s first day behind the front desk. He had a duffelbag over his beefy shoulder, his massive quads squeezed into tight blue spandex, his hulking torso barely clad in a flimsy stringer tee. He wasn’t the biggest guy Robbie had seen (even that day; Global Gym had a lot of quadruple-extra-large regulars) but the way he stomped around suggested an incom...

Chaotic

[6 word request: Testing Assorted Potions on Fraternity House]

Yar scanned the musty campus bookstore for Perry, the hot fratguy who had managed the store since his freshman year. Perry was one of the yummy Beta boys--their vice-president, if Yar remembered his hot fratboy statistics correctly--and, other than the fact that he needed The Tempest for an assignment due in two days, was the only reason Yar ever set foot inside the cramped little building. The only guy working wa...

Extra-Credit for Professor Kenneth

[Long-form commission!]

Once, Kenneth had a freshman student who regularly stopped into his office to read sloppily written poetry. Outside of that, Kenneth's office hours had always been a peaceful time to catch up on grading or to read a book. He had grown to like the solitude.

There were only fifteen minutes left of his office hours--usually, a time for him to lament the fact that he’d have to return to the drudgery of guiding college students through proper MLA ci...

October Will Be Free for Current Patrons!

So I'm pausing billing for a month. On October 1, you won't get charged for your patronage here.

WHY?

I've fallen behind in the queue and it's been causing me some anxiety. I've seen other artists (who take in MUCH MORE MONEY than I do) continue billing without producing anything new, and I think that's criminal.

What I want to do is catch up in the queue so you're not waiting forever for your requests. Also I'll be able to produce some new story ideas as well! So I think th...

Fountain of Youth

[6 word request: Arrogant Hoss Gets Carseat and Pacifier]

55 year old Hank--”Hank the Tank” as he was known around the gym--was a 6’5” 300 pound beast. The silver-haired gorilla was one of the biggest men at Global Gym, more intimidating than any of the little 22 year old bodybuilding phenoms. He wasn’t intimidated by anybody.

Well, almost anybody. He watched his 26 year old lover, Wes, hitting a heavy chest day with his bodybuilding coach Trent. Hank had just...

Chaos Magic at the Comp

[6 word request: Warlock Messes Around at Bodybuilding Competition]

Dex rolled his eyes as Erikur started spraying down the hunky physique competitor, clad only in a single tube stock to cover his manhood. The sheer thirst in Erikur’s gaze couldn’t have gone unnoticed by the ludicrously shredded athlete as dark brown slowly coated his skin. Dex cringed as Erikur went behind the competitor--Brad was his name--and leaned in to take a whiff of the young specimen’s glutes just before ...

Reason to be Suspicious

[6 word request: Bodybuilder Transformed Into Living Action Figure]

Barry popped two pieces of gum in his mouth before inspecting his neck in the rearview: hickey free! He ran his hands over his shaved-bald head and practiced an innocent look. He pulled up his tank top and gave it a sniff--smelled like posing oil and his sweat, just as it should--then hopped out of the car as agilely as his 280 pound body would allow. He forced a spring into his step before he got inside the house. His ...

Coach's "Program"

[6 word request: Disobeying Teams Towel Boy Transfers Size]

[note: once I’m caught up on my queue I’ll be continuing this story]

After their crushing defeat, the Granite State Goliaths headed back to their locker room feeling lower than ever. Other than the sound of their large bodies shuffling around, the locker room was silent. They all glanced over at Coach’s office, where he was chatting with Tyler, the towel boy. Some of the players focused on the conversation, trying t...

Breaking Quarantine

[6 word request: Huge Sweaty Feet Other Guys Grow]

Harold peered up over his living room windowsill, just below the blinds, allowing him the perfect vantage point to spy on his neighbor, Clay, having yet another gentleman suitor over to his house. Unwilling to break his laser focus on Clay’s front door, Harold patted along the ground for his phone, then held the camera just high enough to take a shot of today’s installment in Clay’s parade of men without being spotted.

Harol...

The Search for Agent 603

[2500-word commission: a spy has the ability to turn men into enormously muscled bottoms with huge cocks]

Rez spotted his mark leaving the old church around 9 PM. He had kept a low profile, circling the block casually without being spotted, but now, with the mark in sight, he raised his wrist and whispered into the communicator, “Agent 603 has been located. Approaching to get identity confirmation.”

Rez was 91% certain the mark was actually Agent 603. The man in question was 5...

New Month Updates!

So it's a new month! Congrats for making it through 8 months of 2020. 

I'm, per usual, behind in my request queue, but I'm still banging them out. I have 8 six-word requests to go, plus 2 longer commission requests coming your way. Don't hesitate to toss your new requests my way. I keep them in the spreadsheet and get to them when I can.

Also, for those of you with dropbox access, I moved 24 stories from the ancient depths of the Patreon into the dropbox for your enjoyment. 2020-09-02 00:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post

JJ Meets His Biggest Fan

[Commission Request: JJ Watt gets bodyswapped with an effeminate fan, then shrunken and kept as a prisoner]

JJ Watt’s publicist Diana called him as soon as he got in his car. “That event went great big guy! Lots of good photo ops there.”

JJ thought back about the “Meet JJ Watt” contest winner, a thin 21 year old man who squealed at the side of the big defensive li...

Gimli's Revenge

[6 word request: Dwarf Shrinks Powerlifter After Workout (Retribution)]

Gareth was getting a nice hip stretch after a brutal day of deadlifting with his coach when the pandemonium happened. He recognized the voice when he heard the shouting: it was Philip, Global Gym’s resident powerlifting drama queen. Gareth sighed as, from across the gym, he watched Philip kick over a bench toss a dumbbell to the ground.

These outbursts weren’t new for the members at Global Gym, ...

iSona Upgrade

[6 word request: Remote Makes Bearded Dudebro Thicc, Obedient]

Ernest had no idea why he would have gotten a membership at this grimey, ape-filled gym. So much smashing and grunting! So many lumpy, scantily-clad men! With all the strutting and bulging going on, Ernest wasn’t sure if he should be carrying around dollar bills to slip into their belts. Plus, everyone there was at least twenty years younger than he was! (Also a good foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier; he felt like t...

Careful What You Catch at the Seedy Motel

[6 word request: Curse Enlarges Clumsy Hands Feet Freak]

The hotel was in a seedy part of town. In a beat-up car in the parking lot Mac saw a guy shooting up heroin while a prostitute with a crooked wig gave him an overzealous blow job. “Room 42,” Mac said, careful to pull the drawstrings on his hoodie tight to hide his face from anyone staying in the Comfort Spot beyond the train station with the hourly rate.

Mac had promised his boyfriend Evan that this stuff was over, but p...

Exchange Program

[6 word request: College Exchange Program Affects Jocks, Nerds]

It was the wrong morning to have “the talk” with Russ. I knew when I saw the tweet blasting around my feed: “Big drama at the Fat Farm last night!” That’s what we called the house that five of the linemen lived in. Nearly a ton of bulky, durable, incredibly hungry human occupied that house, and when beer flowed, emotions ran high.

I was just a running back. When we get angry and sloshed we put hol...

Brad's Fanclub

[Commission request: Muscular man grows based on idolization (Brad Hollibaugh)]

Jerrod’s face fell when the door opened. The bald man who opened the door had a shadow of stubble on his chiseled face and a smoldering sneer. He eyed Jerrod dispassionately as he answered, raising an eyebrow. “Yeah?” he asked.

“Uh, I’m looking for… Uh, Brad Hollibaugh? I’m Jerrod Rankin,” Jer...