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Sweet Jesus, I'm so sorry you guys - I genuinely didn't realize I hadn't posted at ALL in 2024. I've given some little updates on the Discord, but I know not all of you are on there, so that's my mistake for leaving you all in the dark. Won't happen again!

Life is good, just busy - I have a workout partner now! - but don't worry, I HAVE been writing. In fact, why don't I share a little teaser? And Daddies, check your inboxes...

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DILF FM

A mysterious force on the radio compels young men to transform into towering, handsome daddies.

Happy New Year and SURPRISE, friends! I told you I was working on some vignettes, so you get a two-for-one - forty total pages! This is not the last you will see of DILF FM, and I might not be the only author working under its auspicious airwaves :)

A note: the Mikey tale involves corruption. If that isn't your thing, stick with Tyler, who should satisfy you plenty!

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Seniority - Alternate Curts

Those of you who've had the chance to read "Seniority" now know what the poll a few weeks ago was about! The winning picture got used in the story (and what a gent he is!), and it was the runaway winner of the vote. But as his creator, I saw a lot of our good principal in the two runners-up as well, so what the heck...have "alternate" versions of the story with those pics embedded! 

(The story itself hasn't been changed at all, just the one picture!)

Seniority

"Senior week" winds up taking on a much different - and permanent - meaning for class clown Cody "Sherm" Sherman.

Bromance

Instead of a summary for this one, some backstory: I wrote half of this in 2020! Then I just straight up forgot about it until I found it on my Google Drive a couple months ago. I shared it with a couple of friends, who both insisted I finish it - so, thanks to their encouragement, you all now get to meet Pierce and CJ! They're definitely not gay, bro...

October Q&A

It's been a minute since I had a Q&A post! I know we talk a lot on Discord, but if you have anything you'd like to know, ask here (or in my messages) for the next 48 hours and I will answer!

Who is he?

A simple question: which of these men do you think is the hottest? I simply can't choose my favorite! Will you help out? (I know, I know...they're similar...but they're all so hot in their own ways too!)

And no, I won't give you further context right now...because I'm a shameless tease :)

(If the pics are too small, download the attachment so you can view them bigger. Silly Patreon...) 2023-10-16 04:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post

October is here!

Friendos!

I'm very sorry I didn't get a story out in September. Work (and work travel) intensified a lot post-summer and I also had a family trip over Labor Day, so finding free time at all was tricky, let alone time where I was in the right headspace to write. I've started up some stories I feel good about and I have one that is almost done, but it's an intense one that requires just the right tone, so it's taking longer.

I hope you'll stick around for the goodies coming...

In the works

I'm not sure this is the next story I'll put up, but it's coming together nicely and I thought I would share a preview for everyone. If you're a Muscle Daddy (hehe) then a longer sneak peek will be in your inbox!

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They were bros, CJ Miller and Pierce Smith. Inseparable since freshman year of high school, to the point that they’d gone to the same college and pledged the same frat. It was only natural that when Pierce finally cashed in his high school graduation g...

Bossed Up

A forbidden tour of the boss' office has unanticipated and life-altering consequences for Finley.

Speak Your Mind

We're into the back half of the year now, and I'm curious...what sort of stories are you hankering for? Is there a trope I haven't touched on? Let me know by voting below and commenting (or letting me know on Discord!)

I did a poll like this two years ago...so it's probably time for a re-appraisal!

Note that the below options are in alphabetical order, and you can vote for as many as you want.

Dapper Daddy

Dapper Daddy's signature dress shirts have made their way to the discount department stores. Wearing one promises to be a transformative experience...though you might not realize it.

Next Up in August

But Aardvark, you say! You posted a story ten minutes ago! This is madness! And you'd be right. But some ideas have really been keeping me up, so I've been writing like a madman. This particular one should be up very soon. What I'm trying to say is.....please don't unsubscribe? :)

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In a cramped office in New York, a designer sat at his desk sketching out the details of a shirt. He had been tasked with creating a piece of clothing that could be mass produc...

Buff's Chicken

Jeff Hancock is a pastor who has counseled many an anxious youth. But when he meets with former congregant Landry Sims at Buff's Chicken, he's confronted with some issues he's never faced before.

Coming Soon...

Now where could THIS be going? Having a lot of fun writing this one.

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Jeff Hancock drummed his fingers on the steering wheel of his Hyundai as he stared across the empty parking lot. He’d grown up in this town and he’d seen it grow fast, adding 50,000 more people in his lifetime. Businesses appeared almost overnight that he hadn't even noticed before; he would drive to work one day and suddenly spot a new breakfast joint or sports shop, only to find out it had already ...

Roped In

One of my favorite transformation stories of all time is called Magic Fingers, by the author then known as Calamity King. I discovered it one late night on GSS and thought the hot steamy tension of it was going to turn me inside out. The idea of getting called up onstage and forcibly transformed in front of an enthusiastic crowd stuck in my head and never left, and it's one I've been using in my o...

How's my driving?

Hello all! Happy mid-year mark!

I don't get a lot of comments on my stories (not shaming, just a fact...only nine separate people have left comments in the past year, out of 200~ patrons. Y'all are SHY) so it's hard to know which ones you're enjoying the most and what themes I should focus on. BBs and Daddies, which is your favorite story from the past year?

Spierbeer

Preston and Cooper may have broken into an unfinished house to throw a party, but they have no problem making themselves at home.

Corruption Stories

I like them sometimes, but know they can be polarizing. When I say 'corruption', I mean something like a typically "good" character turning either bad or morally questionable. But also, I'm me, so it'd be like a hippie turning into a Wall Street tycoon or a goody-goody becoming a gangster. Nothing like you might see in certain corners of Tumblr (i.e. MAGA stuff, slobs, etc. which are just not for me).

My next story doesn't have these themes but I sometimes get ideas and wonder how my pa...

Multiverse Dr. Strongs?

It took a lot of attempts before I landed on a Dr. Strong that was the right fit for the story. That doesn't mean any of the above gents aren't any less gorgeous. I'd be quite happy to take a class from any of them!

As a little gift to my higher tier patrons, some alternate Dr. Strongs, starting with the one I eventually used...sans chest hair! Which one is your favorite?

Seth Becomes Strong

Now that you've all had some time to read it, posting the sequence for Seth's transformation into the magnificent Dr. Sebastian Strong (what a name!)

I don't plan on having every story illustrated from this point out - it helps the creative process in some ways, and in others complicates it - but I hope you've all been enjoying having some "visual aid."

The Lorentz Transformation

Another visitor to the esteemed Dravelay University answers a question as a joke, but the result is a serious change.

Surprise! Another Dravelay story for you all. I'm quite proud of this one and hope you all enjoy it many, many times over. You might even see an old friend pop up. Never know who you're going to run into at Dravelay, eh?

Happy summer!

Reset - Illustrated!

Our boy Davy is at it again, commissioning a hot sequence depicting my story Reset (posted on Tumblr way back in 2017). I hear this story mentioned frequently as a favorite, so I'm thrilled to see it get such a great drawing. Makes me wanna break my TV just so Harvey up there shows up to fix it. That's how it works, right?

The artist is 2023-05-13 01:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Coming In May

Usually, on months where I don't have a story, I post an explanation about travel, or work, or any other number of things.

This month, I'll be open with you all: for about two-and-a-half weeks, I had no idea what the fuck to write.

Finally, after a few false starts, a real idea settled into my brain and turned me on enough to write it. It's not done yet, but I will be putting up a preview for the Daddies after this post!

You'll get the whole shebang in May, along with my und...

Julian Orlando: The Sequence

You already know what it is! Before Dr. Julian Orlando was blessing the hallowed halls of Dravelay with his sexiness (and big tits), he was a shy, shapeless fella named Elliott Rankle. Here's his transformation in higher quality for your enjoyment.

Hugo Beaumont: The Sequence

What started as "Man in Pink" became a full-fledged and very long story, so in honor of one week of Scholarly Academic Transformation...here's Taylor's transformation into the magnificent Hugo!

Scholarly Academic Transformation: "Realistic" Outtakes

I made an ABSURD amount of imagery for the SAT story and I'll likely share some more of it across this month. For now, here are a couple standalone pics of the fully changed Julian (in white) and Hugo (in pink). I think they're fabulous but they didn't quite work as part of the sequence, plus they each have some drawbacks (Julian doesn't look old enough, Hugo isn't at the level o...

Scholarly Academic Transformation

A young man is offered an appealing proposition that will get him out of taking his SATs and directly into college.

Here it is! The story I've been working on for two months, with two glorious stage-by-stage sequences included in it...bringing it to a whopping 55 pages of content! I'm so excited for you all to read it. It has all the classic Aardvark tropes you know and hopefully love, but with some unexpected twists and turns thrown in to keep you all on your ...

Luke of Stripland - Illustration #4

Luke (on the right) has taken to his new life of stripping with his buddy Colt (left) very well, I'd say!

(The original drawing depicts Luke with brown hair...we did a little edit to make his hair blond like the story. I'd say he's positively dreamy in both!)

Story: Luke of Stripland
Artist: Morphiria
Commissioner: Davy<...

Luke of Stripland - Illustration #3

Luke's good buddy Colt joins the fun and makes his presence immediately known - just like Luke's newfound muscles have.

Story: Luke of Stripland
Artist: Morphiria
Commissioner: Davy