Monkey-Scientist

Candy Chaos Part 1

Part 1: Chocolate Shuffle

Everybody loves chocolate, the sugary sweet stuff that gives us cavities and makes us fat. However, imagine being both made out of chocolate and still able to move. A living candy, a creature that is both animate and inanimate at the same time. Such creatures live among us, they are the M&M "spokescandies" and three friends were about to experience what it's like to be them...

It all started one day when the monkey-scientist Jam was hanging outside wi...

Hey all, how y'all doing?

I realize that I give you guys stories and updates and such, but don't talk one one one with ya enough! Feel free to hit me up whenever, comment on what I put out, etc. Y'all on the 5 dollar tier got my Discord invitation so you can hit me up on there if you prefer to chat there. :)

Just wanna do this to engage more one-on-one with my audience. I like engagement and I like getting to know people. So never feel afraid to talk with me!

Stuck In Place

Author's Note: Based off a mannequin TF I got from Magic-Writings, will post the sequence tomorrow on DA and FA. A little spooky something to tide y'all over before the big stuff arrives!

Many cursed places and artifacts exist in our world, ones that rouse curiosity from onlookers. Of course, the average person wouldn't dare dabble with such strange and dangerous items. However, Jam is far from average! Today, our monkey-scientist is about to play with such items and pay the ...

Heya all, just an update on how things are going!

I do want to apologize for slowing down writing the past few days. Thing is I got busy and well felt I should take a break from writing a bit to just relax and recharge as I had been doing a lot of writing this month. New stuff coming soon! I still want to try to get the large story done either the end of this month or the start of the next. October should have 2 large stories for ya! Thanks again for all those sticking with my Patreon, new stuff soon.

Arachnid Anarchy P2

Author's Note: Second part of the Ms. Tarantula swap, based off a pic by Zeydaan going up tomorrow!

Day 2: Robot Rescue

It had been a long night for Jam, the monkey panicking for once in his life. A simple body-swap with a sexy spider quickly turned into a criminal act. His lab had been completely robbed of all his possessions, including his beloved robo-moth daughter, Peppermint. He could live without all his shiny inventions, but his daughter meant everything to him. ...

The Jessica Jumble

JamAuthor's Note: This story is based off a pic I got last year from WryLewd! The pic will go live tomorrow on my DA and FA! Also Sparkz and Quinn are the properly of https://www.deviantart.com/98sparkz/gallery and https://www.deviantart.com/hamcon respectively!

It was the night of the New Years Charity Gala and things were awry. T...

Mid-September Update!

Hey all, hope you're enjoying my Patreon! Been trying to pick up my pace a bit and have put out a few stories since last update, plus will put out more before the end of the month. I've also been starting to upload some stories from my Patreon to DA and FA as Patreon releases!

Going forward into October, things may slow down a bit. Reason being that work will be giving me 6 hour shifts for a bit, but I will put stories between shifts still. It'll be slowed down though since I...

Halloween Heinie Heist

Author's Note: This story is based off a pic that will be posted to DA and FA right after I posted this story. CM drew the pic this is based off of and is featured in the story! This story is also Halloween-adjacent, but not particularly spooky-themed. So you don't have to worry about getting spooked!

The Story:

The perfect Halloween costume does not exist, for it is impossible to get a costume absolutely everyone loves. After all, at the end of the day a costume is ju...

Halloween TF poll finally!

Heyo! So, Halloween is right around the corner. I know I said I'd start the Halloween stories early in September and i do have one due out in a day or two with a Halloween-ish theme. But for now, I thought I'd finally do that poll I promised with Patrons. So, what kind of spooky stories do you want to see in October? You can vote for multiple options, just pick the stuff you like most! The first and second options were suggested by Pencil Clown and LimeLion24 respectively!

Painted Peril

Author's Note: This was based off a comm I got a few years back from a friend and Patron, Korick17! It features Amy and Vanessa, characters from another friend/Patreon Agent XY! The pic this story is based on will go live on my FA and tomorrow!

There's an unwritten rule that every art museum must have some cursed paintings or exhibits. Cursed and magical artwork is a common thing, so it's only natural it would turn up at art museums. You're usually safe if you don't touch said paintings...

The Patreon going forward!

Just an update for ya'll here! So first off I want to apologize for the lack of stories this month, we're a third of the way through the month and only two Patreon stories so far and I apologize for that. More is on the way, I promise! Regardless, I have seen a few people quit, either due to lack of content or maybe not getting the kind of content they desire.

So going forward I want to do more things to mix it up: First up, gonna be putting out more than TG. Yeah, I know the Patreon ha...

Monkey Vs. Banana

Author's Note: This is based off a pic I just posted to DA that Dez drew of Jam swapping bodies with a busty banana! Yes it's weird and wild lol

Who is foolish enough to play god? Who is crazy enough to tamper with forces they do not understand? For eons, mortals have tried to tap into that wellspring of creation and bring forth sentient life from nothing. One mad monkey-scientist was about to perform such an experiment on a banana, in an attempt to create the perfect babe......

Taking suggestions for Halloween stories!

Sorry I been slow on the Halloween poll I promised, but just wanted to get some ideas from others on what to write first. So, what ideas do y'all have for what you want to see on my Patreon? Halloween or spooky stuff is a must, but if you have other ideas please lay em on me too!

Life Elastic, It's Fantastic!

Author's note: Based off a pic by Michael345 on FA! I do leave the story open for a sequel in case I decide to go that route in the future.

Helen Parr had it all: Stretchy super powers, a loving family, two hit films under her belt, and a successful career of fighting crime. All that changed one fateful day when she met a certain body-thieving monkey. From there, her life and position would shift completely...

It all happened after the events of Incredibles 2, just a fe...

What stories you can expect soon!

Hey, sorry couldn't post the Elastigirl swap tonight, it should be done tomorrow! I'm hard at work on it, but I got busy because of work. Thankfully, I have a whole long weekend to work on it. Now, since I've got a lot of people joining, you may be wondering what you can expect for the rest of the month?

Curse of The Jackal (Anubis and Ankha TF TG)

Life Elastic, It's Fantastic! (Elastigirl Head-Swap)

Parts 2 of Bimbiote, Dungeons & Denny's, and Head-To-Head He...

What kind of stuff would you like to see on this Patreon?

Heya, this isn't the Halloween poll (yet) I'm saving that for tomorrow! Regardless, this is more to gauge what people like to see in general on this Patreon. So will try to work from that and prioritize the stuff more people wanna see! I'll still write other stuff of course, but I just wanna know what my current Patrons want the most!

(You can select multiple objections!)

Head-To-Head Heroine P1

Author's note: This is based off a pic I got from Michael 345 that you can see on my DA gallery!

Who is Jam? You sure you wanna know? These weird stories about a monkey-scientist aren't for the feint of heart. If somebody told you Jam wasn't a totally perverted monkey in an unbuttoned lab-coat swapping bodies with everything that moves, somebody lied. This, like all stories worth telling, is about a head-swap...

Jam was relaxing in his lab, fawning over a Wonder Woman b...

Taking suggestions on stories for September/October!

Since the Patreon has exploded in the past week, I think it's time to do our first poll! Since I kind of want the themes for September and October to be Halloween, spooky themed stuff is preferable. If you have suggestions for other things you'd like to see beyond the spooky stuff though, feel free to say so! By September 1st, I'll have the poll up, but before I do I wanna know what you all would like to see! I'll take your entries and put them in the poll to be voted on. :)

Arachnid Anarchy Part 1

Author's Note: This is based off a pic I got from Dez-A-Sketch!

Day 1: The Big Heist

Spiders are truly misunderstood in nature, due to a natural fear of them from most people. In truth, not all spiders are venomous or deadly. In fact, they eat tons of disease carrying insects! Of course, not every spider is a friend. Some are dastardly thieves who will take and take until you have nothing left. This is the story of how one tarantula stole everything from a monkey in jus...

Favorite Aspect of Body-Swaps

Wowzers, a rant/opinion piece! Yep, wanted to talk about my favorite aspect when it comes to body-swaps: The struggles of the new body. You go from being a big buff lion to being a scrawny monkey, or from being human to being a giraffe. There's this sudden change in size, status, physique, etc.

I like the idea of having a new body and struggling to control it, like learning how to walk all over again. It makes for some fascinating storytelling potential, putting the protagonist in the l...

Wowzers, thanks to everyone joining my Patreon!

In the past few days, my Patreon just just shot up from 5 Patrons to 9! I want to thank everyone for that and I hope to have more content up tonight, including the first body-swap I put on here! I do want to apologize for content being slow. The past few days been battling insomnia, but today slept super good so I'm back at my writing gig. :)

September 1st, we're doing the first poll for Halloween stories! The day before, I'll be asking for suggestions on what to write for Ha...

Little Monkey, Big Buns

Author's Note: This is a story based off a pic I got recently from Vetoknox (will link it when I post it) It's a late Pride Day special, wanted to do something for my LTBQ audience!

Everybody loves a good night club! The neon lights, the great dance music, and even the fancy drinks are all things that drive people to their clubs. That's not even getting into the performances you'll often see at these clubs, especially from the dancers. Of course, not every club's f...

Dungeons & Denny's P1

The real world is something that is set in stone, something we all live and exist in. However, what if one could travel from their own world to another? Imagine being brought to a world that isn't your own, living a life that isn't yours. Your life torn asunder and reforged anew, truly it would be miraculous thing. Little did James know that a simple trip to Denny's would bring about such change...

James was sitting in the local Denny's one day, clad in his usual red shirt, blue jeans, ...

Hey all, just a quick announcement!

I do want to apologize for the lack of content so far. Thing is that in the summer months, I usually get a ton of time off of work to do whatever I want essentially. Less hours=More time to work on Patreon and comms. The problem?

Well, we have more projects than usual and more projects means more hours and less time to write. True it is a part time job, but it still does cut into plans a fair bit, especially when I have to deal with an erratic sleep schedule. Regardless, new content is ...

Jacked Announcement (Pumpkin Head-Swap)

Author's Note: Just a little story/announcement hybrid! Hope ya enjoy and keep your eyes peeled for what I have planned coming up.

I smiled as I combed my brown hair and straitened my red shirt, "Hey all, thanks for subscribing to my Patreon! I thought I'd do something fun for this announcement and have it be its own self-contained story. Regardless, I want to thank everyone who has subscribed to the Patreon so far! I know it's going to build over time into a larger community and I appr...

Thank you, all who have joined my Patreon so far!

I really appreciate the support and wanted to thank you guys for joining. I just know that in the coming weeks as I put out more stories and content that the community will grow. It may take a while to build up a large audience on Patreon, but will try my best. :)

New stories soon within the next few days BTW!

Scrambled Sellouts

Author's Note: This one's based off the Patreon banner drawn by WryLewd! (Link to his account in my "About" page)

It was a beautiful summer day outside, not a cloud in the sky. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and Jam and Meerina were about to sellout in order to promote something. Truly, it was a typical day for our beloved meerkat and monkey couple!

The pair got ready to travel to their destination, deciding they'd get to it by teleporter. From inside his lab, Jam ha...

Body-Swap Review: Mummies Alive "Who's Who"

Hey! Remember the 90s?! Yes, as someone who was born in 91 and lived through that decade, I do have a lot of love for it. I'm not going to sit here and say there wasn't a lot of trash, there was definitely plenty of that. However, there were also a lot of projects with a ton of heart and passion!

And then there was Mummies Alive, which often felt like a cheap attempt at cashing in on Gargoyles after the writers from the third season of that show jumped over to this one. Don't get me...

Welcome to my Patreon + My goals for the future

Hey everyone, Monkey-Scientist here! So, as you can see the Patreon is up and running. I've made this message in advance before it opens, but what it'll say will remain relevant even after the page is up:

So, first off: Why am I doing this? The thing is that I've been doing these stories for free for over a decade now, bar a few commissions here or there, which I still plan to do in-between Patreon content. The reason for this is that I want to move out on my own and to do this, I need ...

Body-Swaps and AI

So, AI is taking the world by storm now. Heck, my brother-in-law just ranted to me about how "AI is the future" and that anyone who doesn't invest into it is dumb and that it'll destroy all or most jobs, etc. I honestly don't believe that. AI can be a tool to help people, but it should never be a tool to replace hard work.

However, there's the question of AI content in regards to body-swaps. When you think about it, body-swaps play off the idea of being someone else. You wouldn't expect...