Monkey-Scientist

A Review of Shrek 3's weird body-swap subplot

Shrek 3, it's a film often considered one of the worst in the entire franchise. It told the story of Shrek being offered the position of king after the old king LITERALLY croaks, thus sending him to recruit King Arthur so he doesn't have to take the role himself. Now, the film itself isn't anything to write home about.

It's bland generic kids crap, yadda yadda yadda. In fact, the most interesting and fun thing to happen in the movie is the B-plot that has nothing to do with the actual m...

The Unicorn Disco

Author's Note: This was originally produced back in 2021 for a short story collection, but was sadly turned down. I did post to DA briefly a month or two later, but took it down in case I wanted to try submitting it again. I decided this would make a great first post for my Patreon!

The Unicorn Disco

by Monkey-Scientist

Some people say that disco is dead, which isn't true at all. Disco is alive, it's just not as relevant anymore. Of course, disco clubs aren't that...