History of Westeros

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Tyrion

For member Westorians only, Tyrion's ASOS chapters, re-edited and compiled: 

Tyrion I – The Gang Makes Big Plans aka the One where Tywin Can’t Prove Tyrion isn’t His
Tyrion II – The One where Tyrion’s Firings are Undone, aka Tyrion’s Shae Addiction (38:29)
Tyrion III – The Gang Gets Ordered Around by Tywin aka the One where Tyrion and Sansa are Betrothed (1:01:27)
Tyrion IV – The One with Ice Reforged aka the Gang Makes Singer’s Stew (1:43:56)
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Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Sansa (part 2)

For member Westorians only, the last of two episodes on Sansa's ASOS chapters: 

Sansa VI – A Wedding where No One Dies aka the One where Lysa Loves Loudly
Sansa VII – Slaying a Giant in a Castle of Snow aka the One with “Only Cat” (38:41)

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Sansa (part 1)

For member Westorians only, the first of two episodes on Sansa's ASOS chapters:

Sansa I – The Gang Wants Sansa for Willas, aka the Queen of Thorns Gets Her Cheese
Sansa II – The One where Sansa Outs the Tyrell Marriage Plot aka What’choo Talkin’ ’bout… Willas? (36:35)
Sansa III – The One where Joff Wants to Be Like Aegon the Unworthy aka Surprise, You’re Married (55:32)
Sansa IV – The One where Sansa Finds Out aka the Gang Gives Glorious Gifts to Joff (1:12:0...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Sam

For member Westorians only, Sam's ASOS chapters:

Samwell I – The Gang Flees the Fist aka the One where Sam’s a Slayer
Samwell II – The Gang Gets Mutinous aka the One Where Sam & Gilly Run Off (26:19)
Samwell III – Small Paul: A Feast for Ravens aka Hands of Cold are Always Cold (1:03:09)
Samwell IV – The Gang Calls a Vote aka the One where Sam Thinks of the Children (1:17:40)
Samwell V – The Gang Meets Sam the Player aka The One where Stannis Requires Castle...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Jon

For member Westorians only,  Jon's ASOS chapters, compiled and re-edited.

Jon I – The Gang Meets Mance aka the One where Jon Lies Well
Jon II – The Gang Finds the Fist, aka the One where Jon Loses Face (27:19)
Jon III – Naked and a Cave aka the One where Jon Knows Something (1:08:19)
Jon IV – The Gang Climbs the Wall aka the One where Val Becomes Single (1:20:57)
Jon V – The Gang Fights Summer aka the One where Jon Dumps Ygritte (1:46:57)
Jon VI – Jon War...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Jaime (part 2)

For member Westorians only, the last of two episodes on Jaime's ASOS chapters: 

Jaime VI – The One where Jaime Dreams Big aka The Bear and the Maiden Unfair
Jaime VII – The One with Sex by a Corpse aka the Bachelord Commander: Jaime Edition (36:45)
Jaime VIII – Storytime: The White Book aka Lord Commander Kingslayer Takes Charge (1:10:01)
Jaime IX – The One without Sex in White Sword Tower aka Brienne’s Shard of Ice (1:38:34)

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Jaime (part 1)

For member Westorians only, the first of two episodes on Jaime's ASOS chapters: 

Jaime I – The Gang Flees Riverrun aka the One where Brienne Sinks the Competition
Jaime II – The One where Jaime Remembers Kingslaying, aka the Gang Avoids an Ambush (25:38)
Jaime III – Everybody Wants Jaime aka the Kingslayer’s Last Hand (50:52)
Jaime IV – The One with Thappireth aka Qyburn’s Stump Service (1:16:59)
Jaime V – Beauty and the Bath aka My Dinner with Bolton (1:3...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Davos

For member Westorians only, the Davos ASOS chapters:

Davos I – National Lampoon’s Blackwater Vacation aka the One where Davos is Stranded
Davos II – The Gang Meets Edric Storm aka the One where Davos Goes to Jail (19:27)
Davos III – The Once and Future Hands Share a Cell aka the One w/Mel’s Lecture on Duality) (49:05)
Davos IV – The Great Claw Isle Debate aka the One where Davos is Promoted (1:11:40)
Davos V – The Gang Gets a Letter from the Wall aka Are You Re...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Catelyn (part 2)

For member Westorians only, the last of two episodes on Catelyn's ASOS chapters: 

Catelyn V – The One with Robb’s Will aka Psycho Euron is Back
Catelyn VI – The One with a Piece of Theon aka the Red Wedding Reception Party (33:28)
Catelyn VII – The One where People Throw Their Book Across the Room aka the Actual Red Wedding (1:23:12)

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Catelyn (part 1)

For member Westorians only, the first of two episodes on Catelyn's ASOS chapters: 

Catelyn I – The One with Tansy aka the Gang’s Pissed at Catelyn
Catelyn II – The Gang Meets Jeyne aka the One where the Freys Storm Off (24:47)
Catelyn III – The One with the Dead Prisoners aka Karstark Loses His Head (55:01)
Catelyn IV – The One with Hoster’s Funeral Boat aka The Freys Bait a Floppy Fish (1:20:10)

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Bran

For member Westorians only, Bran's ASOS chapters: 

Bran I – The Gang Heads North, aka Bran’s Warg Addiction
Bran II – Storytime: The Tourney of Harrenhal aka The Gang Meets a Friendly Liddle (18:48)
Bran III – The Gang Shelters at Queenscrown aka the One where Bran Breaks the Rules (53:21)
Bran IV – Storytime: Nightfort aka the Gang Meets Sam and Gilly (1:16:45)

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Arya (part 2)

For member Westorians only, the second of two episodes on Arya's ASOS chapters: 

Arya VII – The Brotherhood vs. The Mummers aka Confessions of a Fire Wight
Arya VIII – High Heart Two, Eccentric Boogaloo aka the One where Arya Gets a Hound (35:32)
Arya IX – The Gang takes a Ferry aka a Storm of Siblings (1:15:56)
Arya X – Red Wedding Crashers aka the One where the Hound Robs a Farmer (1:33:11)
Arya XI – The Gang Fights Frey Marriage aka the One where George is...

Valar Rereadis: ASOS - All the Arya (part 1)

For member Westorians only, the first of two episodes on Arya's ASOS chapters: 

Arya I – The Gang Runs Away aka the Wolf Pack vs. the Bloody Mummers
Arya II – The Gang is Captured by the BwB aka the One where Harwin Recognizes Arya (13:15)
Arya III – The One with the BwB Origin Story aka the Gang Chases Arya (28:03)
Arya IV – The One with the Ghost of High Heart aka the Gang Tours the Riverlands (43:05)
Arya V – Storytime: Battle of the Bells aka the Gang Capt...

July Update (Spam Incoming, but Cool Stuff Too)

- Why spam? Well, turns out dragons are made of spam and we must FEAST. Just kidding. We are posting the full slate of ASOS POV by POV episodes (for patrons only) shortly, which means you'll get 15+ notifications in a short spam of time. err, span of time.

If you're newer to our Patreon, these are versions of Valar Rereadis with only one POV at a time. So, all the Jon chapters in a row, for example. The intros are removed, so it's just Jon I, then Jon II, then Jon III etc, with nothin...

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 7/12 (livestream)

At the usual time of 3 Eastern:

Alayne I - Enemies at the Gates aka Who Invited Lady Forlorn?
Cersei V - The Iron Bank Will Not Have Its Due aka the One where Aerys Rejects Cersei
Brienne V - The Gang Meets Septon Meribald aka the One with the Broken Men Speech
Samwell III - Cross an Ocean to Drown in a Canal aka Fire and Blood and Fever

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 6 of 12

The Drowned Man - The One w/the Horn from Hell aka the Gang Holds a Kingsmoot (5:24)
Brienne IV - The Gang Goes to the Whispers aka Blood for the Old Gods (43:00)
The Queenmaker - The Gang Does Not Crown Myrcella aka Arys vs. Areo (1:23:45)
Arya II - Storytime: Origin of the Faceless Men aka Saving Needle for Later (1:41:46)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 6/12 (livestream)

 At the usual time of 3 Eastern!

The Drowned Man - The One with the Horn from Hell aka the Gang Holds a Kingsmoot
Brienne IV - The Gang Goes to the Whispers aka Blood for the Old Gods
The Queenmaker - The Gang Does Not Crown Myrcella aka Arys vs. Areo
Arya II - Storytime: Origin of the Faceless Men aka Saving Needle for Later

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 5 of 12

Samwell II - the Blackbird to Braavos aka the One with the Baby Swap Reveal (4:18)
Jaime II - the One where Jaime Argues with Everyone aka the Gang Sends Tywin Home (35:06)
Cersei IV - Dwarf Head, Giant Skull aka the Queen’s New Council (1:15:29)
The Iron Captain - the Gang Prepares to Moot aka the One with When Men See My Sails, They Pray (1:50:55)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 5/12 (livestream)

At the usual time of 3 Eastern on Sunday:

Samwell II - the Blackbird to Braavos aka the One with the Baby Swap Reveal
Jaime II - the One where Jaime Argues with Everyone aka the Gang Sends Tywin Home
Cersei IV - Dwarf Head, Giant Skull aka the Queen’s New Council
The Iron Captain - the Gang Prepares to Moot aka the One with When Men See My Sails, They Pray

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 4 of 12

The Kraken's Daughter - The One with an Ironborn Scholar? aka And Now, a Smart Greyjoy POV (6:17)
Cersei III - Burning Down the Tower aka the One with Tommen’s Wedding (43:16)
The Soiled Knight - Kingmaker Jr aka Be Still My Oakheart (1:11:41)
Brienne III - The One with Hunt and Huntsman aka the Gang Needs Dick (1:34:33)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 4/12 (livestream)

At the usual time of 3 Eastern:

The Kraken's Daughter - The One with an Ironborn Scholar? aka And Now... a Smart Greyjoy POV
Cersei III - Burning Down the Tower aka the One with Tommen’s Wedding
The Soiled Knight - Kingmaker Jr aka Be Still My Oakheart
Brienne III - The One with Hunt and Huntsman aka the Gang Needs Dick

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 3 of 12

Cersei II - Qyburn Gets a Mountain aka Smelly Corpse, Smelly Corpse, What Are They Feeding You? (4:36)
Jaime I - The One with Seven Days of Standing Still aka Last Memories of Rhaegar (48:53)
Brienne II - The One with a New Squire and a New Shield aka Dusken-Tales (1:17:30)
Sansa I - Making Marillion a Murderer aka Gifting the Gates (1:46:07)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 3/12 (livestream)

At the usual time of 3 Eastern: 

Cersei II - Qyburn Gets a Mountain aka Smelly Corpse, Smelly Corpse, What Are They Feeding You?
Jaime I - The One with Seven Days of Standing Still aka Last Memories of Rhaegar
Brienne II - The One with a New Squire and a New Shield aka Dusken-Tales
Sansa I - Making Marillion a Murderer aka Gifting the Gates

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 2 of 12

Cersei I - The Hand is Dead aka Wow, Cersei Really is Like That (8:05)
Brienne I - The One with Sparrows Heading South For Winter, aka the Gang Meets Hedge Knights (46:36)
Samwell I - The One with Crows Heading South For Winter aka Castle Black Library Teaser (1:13:54)
Arya I - The Gang Meets the Titan of Braavos aka Arya Stark: Eater of Worms (1:52:47)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 2/12 (livestream)

Cersei I - The Hand is Dead aka Wow, Cersei Really is Like That
Brienne I - The One with Sparrows Heading South For Winter, aka the Gang Meets Hedge Knights
Samwell I - The One with Crows Heading South For Winter aka Castle Black Library Teaser
Arya I - The Gang Meets the Titan of Braavos aka Arya Stark: Eater of Worms

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 1 of 12

Prologue - The One with the Fearsomely Strong Cider aka Welcome Back Jaqen (14:39)
The Prophet - The King is Dead aka The Gang Calls for a Kingsmoot (1:26:30)
The Captain of Guards - The Prince is Dead aka the Sand Snakes Go Directly To Jail (Do Not Pass Go) (2:00:37)

Valar Rereadis: AFFC - Part 1/12 (livestream)

At the usual time of 3 Eastern:

Prologue - The One with the Fearsomely Strong Cider aka Welcome Back Jaqen
The Prophet - The King is Dead aka The Gang Calls for a Kingsmoot
The Captain of Guards - The Prince is Dead aka the Sand Snakes Go Directly To Jail (Do Not Pass Go)

Nickname/Title check up

I tend to save up the nickname/title requests and do them as a group. A batch of y'all just got emails with suggestions, and several more just went up on the website.

My question is... are you still waiting on a name? i.e did I miss anyone?

Let me know and I'll get right on it.

PS Hope to see many of you for the start of A Feast for Crows on Valar Rereadis next sunday! :)

Valar Rereadis: A Storm of Swords Review

A review of the characters arcs and themes in book 3. Featuring guests Lady Gwyn, Ser Buckley and Nina Friel. We discuss our favorite chapters, the 5 year gap, why this is the most popular book of the series, and quite a lot more!

Serwyn of the Mirror Shield (pod version)

If you checked out the "A White Cloak Turned is Still White" you heard that we dropped a section on Serwyn for time considerations.  We turned it into a short scripted episode instead!

I recommend the video version because it is full of art and maps and other images. Ash did a fantastic job imo! But of course it's your call and both versions are available.

The early release period begins one day early for this one (8 days instead of 7). i.e public release will be Sunday the ...