I don't know where I will end up sharing this, but I wanted to give y'all the first look. I really have nothing better to do!
2020-12-17 14:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of unease grows exponentially the closer they get to their final goal. What terrors await them in the barn? Will Lance ever awaken? And is Ellie, at long last, about to have her revenge on Colin Brock?
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2020-12-08 12:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Use this link to add the Ain't Slayed Nobody Patreon feed to your podcast app. You will need to grant ACast (a reputable podcast platform) access to Patreon for verification:
https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115
This demo shows you how to incorporate your Patreon bonus audio into your regular Ain't Slayed Nobody Podcast feed to Pocket Casts and Apple Podca...
2020-11-22 16:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This Cthulhu Dark scenario is written and Kept by Kat Jenkins. Students in a small English town try to pick up the pieces of their lives following last year's disappearance of a close friend. This modern day Cthulhu Dark scenario begins with a study group and ends in bloody horror.
Our Twitch streams live there for 60 days and live here on Patreon forever.
We uploaded the au...
2020-11-19 14:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostJohn Sumrow created fantastic artwork for our holiday/1st anniversary postcard this year. The art contains spoilers for Episode 11, so don't click the link until you listen to the episode. We will be sending a postcard featuring the artwork to all of our Patreons at the Deputy level and above (if you opted in to mail).
Our posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journey's end. The flora and the fauna aren't all what they seem to be down darker trails, and perhaps not all the townsfolk are content to see the party off on their merry way. Will Ellie ever get revenge for her father's death? Where's everyone's weaponry? What's up with the rocks around here, anyway? And most importantly, is this the episode where...
2020-11-17 13:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Grave Robbers Call of Cthulhu with Graeme Patrick. We need to postpone Catland part 2 for unforeseen circumstances outside of anyone's control. We will let you know immediately when we have a new date. In its place, we have a fun and spooky scenario for you to day that will be played in a single session.
2020-11-07 18:13:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Update #3: We are playing the finale of Catland today. Join us on Crowdcast!
Update #2: Raw audio only mp3 file is attached without an intermission.
Update #1: Replay now available and audio sync issue resolved. Also, Scott Dorward's audio clears up after the character introductions.
Join us on Saturday, October 24th at 2:30pm ET (UTC -4) as we live stream Catland. This scenario is writte...
2020-10-23 19:37:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Patreon Posse, we asked horror legend Tom Savini to drop a message of thanks to you as we near the end of our first year. There's also a small tidbit about Ain't Slayed Nobody Season 2 in his video.
Happy Halloween and good luck out there.
cuppycup
We are nearly at our first major Patreon goal of hitting 100 patrons! We'll record a prequel mini-campaign for Jeremiah when we get there. If you know anyone who's on the fence about joining us, please give them a nudge. Thank you to everyone for riding with us this far. Excited to stream Catland with Scott Dorward beginning on October 24th.
I'm thinking about letting y'all vote for what bonus game you'd like to see us play each month, so stay tuned.
2020-10-06 18:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a draft of our trailer to advertise the Patreon-exclusive streaming event Catland with Scott Dorward. We hope to see you here October 24th and November 7th. Video will be available on demand after the event for those who cannot attend live.
2020-09-28 15:54:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Saturday, Sept. 26
3:15pm ET (UTC -4)
cuppycup plays the classic Call of Cthulhu adventure "Alone Against the Flames" ... Join live to interact on Crowdcast.
2020-09-26 18:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This idea's genesis was on the Ain't Slayed Nobody Discord server: http://slayed.me/discord
moon.herm...
2020-09-25 03:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ain't Slayed Nobody crew plays through an all-new Call of Cthulhu scenario by Scott Dorward called “The Murder Shack”, dripping with blood, ichor and despair. Join us in Asheville, North Carolina as our investigators go searching for answers about loved ones they lost to horrific violence.
Follow us on Twitch: 2020-09-24 19:09:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Our players take the role of Miskatonic University professors attempting to right the past wrongs of a beloved colleague who dabbled in the occult. Join us at a remote farmhouse in the woods where certainly nothing will go awry. Edge of Darkness is the second scenario in Chaosium Inc.'s Call of Cthulhu 7th edition Starter Set.
Watch us stream live: 2020-09-24 19:07:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We are playing Call of Cthulhu in Chicago on February 15th, 1929, the day after the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. It’s a cold winter’s day when private investigator Max’s good friend Hattie May appears in their office at the detective agency. Her beloved pet dog, Highball, is scheduled to be destroyed later today and she needs Max’s help getting him back from the Chicago Police Department. Follow Max and her incompetent secretary Harry on a bizarre adventure through Chicago's underb...
2020-09-24 19:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostVersion 4.5 includes improvements from pre-testing. We are planning to stream this game on April 12th with Keeper cuppycup and players Mike Mason, Scott Dorward, Rina Haenze, and Kat Jenkins. Follow us at twitch.tv/aintslayed
We're happy to give our Patreon posse the first crack at our brand new, first-ever scenario! The files attached to this post include an original one-shot scenario written by Graeme Patrick and cuppycup for Chaosium's Down Darker Trails setting and its pre-generated...
2020-09-03 14:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs?
Transcript: 2020-09-03 12:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This complete game of Pulp Cthulhu runs about 3 hours long and finds our investigators looking into the validity of an inventor's super weapon that is being sold at auction.
This game is a lot of fun but is a bit more raw than what we post on our public feed, including more irreverent banter than usual. We played this game between Episodes 4 and 5 of our main arc without any preparation. Maps referenced in the game are included below.
Keeper: cuppycup
Players: Will Bai...
2020-09-02 13:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails.
The party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town? And will our ...
2020-08-11 12:26:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an HQ song file for an upcoming mini-series. We are going to record a one-shot adventure with the authors of The Sinful Seven (sinfulseven.com) based on their Sci-Fi Western story about college football. This is a song cuppycup wrote based on a ballad in their book with a vocal performance by Audrey McDonald.
Lyrics by Spencer Hall
The Sinful Seven they did ride
One fateful morn into the west
To take from the man who’d steal the world
With...
2020-08-07 09:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post
We played "Black as Coal" set in 1922 Poland on the official GenConTV twitch feed on the opening day of GenCon2020 somehow. This is the raw audio from that session. We hope you enjoy it and we are aiming to have Mark come back to record a podcast mini with us.
Mark Morrison - Keeper of Arcane Lore
Brandon Wainerdi - Kacper Nowak (student)
Rina - Ewelina "Lev" Lewandowska (Journalist)
Wes Davis - Antoni Kaminski (Astronomy Professor)
cuppycup - Jan Kapowski (Miner...
2020-07-31 06:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostPlease download and read through the attachment and then select your TOP 3 NPCs. If you select more than 3, your votes will not be counted. You are welcome to include your own submission in your vote. You worked hard on your idea. It deserves your vote.
The order of NPCs in the attachment was randomly determined. We will use your feedback combined with mine and Will's to determine the winner of the contest.
If your sections exceeded the word...
2020-07-23 22:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I am putting together a video to promote the Fairyland series when it's complete later this month. I am going to ask Scott Dorward to provide some voiceover, but this is my first version with only the theme song "Last Goodbye ft. Danica Dora" by Eric Kinny.
2020-07-20 15:14:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC?
Transcript: 2020-07-14 15:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
We got together to play Chaosium's latest convention scenario from the Call of Cthulhu Down Darker Trails setting. Four Hours to Reno is a Cult of Chaos scenario designed for convention play. The adventure takes place on a steam train in 1867. cuppycup is going to be running this scenario several times this summer, and this was a practice run with the Ain't Slayed Nobody cast minus Brandon, plus Richard Johnson.
Disclaimer: This is a nearly raw version of our 4 hour, 15 minute ses...
2020-07-03 15:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or ...
2020-06-09 09:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I made a new trailer video with "Dead Man Walking" by Cody Fry, the song we use as our theme. The character art is a commission by @myrthena on Twitter.
2020-05-19 05:38:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose?
Transcript: 2020-05-12 10:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post