Between me and Badjhur to make a Halsin x Astarion x YOU dream of an audio
Can't link it here cus patreon's weird like that but if you're down for it, head on over to u/Badjhur on Reddit and it'll be his most recent post. Failing that, my most recent comment will do.
Toodles!
2024-10-21 21:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you gonna do? ¯\(ツ)/¯
Anyways, I was gonna say I really hope the mouse clicking isn't a problem, it isn't nearly as loud when I'm recording, idk why the mic picks it up so much. But I hope you all enjoy!
2024-10-20 13:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostIn the words of a great but very funny little man; "I may have gone too far in a few places."
Bred by Your Own Prey Some people would call your relationship deeply embarrassing. You call it hot as fuck. You're a wolf girl, an apex predator in peak condition, right down to your fangs. And your boyfriend, a bouncy, cute-faced bunny boy who's a head shorter than you, likes to keep you on a leash, holding you in place with a neat little smile, and promises to br...
2024-10-19 16:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Well isn't this a tale as old as time? A handsome, dashing warrior kicks down the door of your secluded cell, slays the fearsome beast holding you captive, and then... takes you as his reward. That last part has a few different meanings, depending on the knight. I myself... I like the direct interpretation, which means that you're all mine.
So funny story, I kinda got carried away with the VA'ing side of this one, and then I want...
2024-10-16 20:06:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This one's Fucking Me Up On Stream, I changed the title to be more catchy ^-^
Your boyfriend's a streamer, I think it goes without saying that when he's live, he's insufferable. You however, have been looking through the site's T's and C's and teach him a lesson all in one. Might even get him into a different kind of streaming as well. We can only hope.
It also ended up being more switchy-msub leaning but that was just the characterisation, also this gu...
2024-10-14 15:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostYou can here me clicking and scrolling from one thing to the next waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
but yah it ain't that big of a deal lol
One of these days tho i'm gonna forget to say 'buh bye' at the end of one of these tho and that'll be a huge deal
Also, if anyone knows their way around audio tech, I'm thinking of getting a new mic and would love some pointers, feel free to head over to the community discord: 2024-10-13 12:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Sorry for the double ping everyone, I ballsed up and re-entered the one that won last week and left us one short of five.
I had a look through at my scheduled audios and I am horifically ahead of time in public uploads, so when I say 'week of the 21st' it's kinda just for you guys? Like whatever wins this isn't seeing the light of reddit for ages.
That said, plenty will be seeing the light of... er... paid early access. Fucking Me Up On ...
2024-10-12 16:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This University is a prestigious institution. Or it would be if it weren't for you... slutting it up. I've stood by and had you taint my lectures for long enough. Now, I'm going to take action, and you'll be minding your pleases and thank yous by the time I'm done.
EDIT: One of the odder CW's I've done, but someone suggested and it feels poignant. This character is MASSIVELY classist.
Feel I've almost been lazy this past week, so I do h...
2024-10-11 14:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostFor next week I've decided I'd do something a bit different!
I'm working on a bonus audio in the background this week so I thought I'd avoid a new option and let you pick from the four losers from last week.
That said, of course, regardless of what wins this week, you'll be getting two extras next week, so you'll get the same amount of new ideas sooner or later. Been meaning to try this for a while, if you guys do prefer a new option every time, do lemme know.
Like almost through the entire thing. I actually ramble while I fap
Probs won't be a pattern lol i was just in a yapping mood. Don't worry there's still a few over-long pauses of me not saying anything in there.
2024-10-06 15:43:53 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: I AM PUTTING A DC WARNING ON THIS ONE, the listener is being held captive, and that comes with connotations
As per usual, if you don't know what a DC warming is, please do ask me, or check the discord where it's more spelled out
I consider myself a professional. I mean, you don't invest into the big vampire hunter coat and the tri-corn hat if you're not serious about your work, but you? I mean, I'd think you're barely taking being a vampire ser...
2024-10-05 17:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You had a... magical encounter with someone, a while ago. It was a difficult, busy night for you but he came in and made it special in a way you didn't realise you were interested in. Unfortunately, the difficulty came back when you had to leave the next morning, and you fell out of contact, literally. You couldn't find him again.
Since that night, you've been gently kicking yourself for letting something like that slip through your fingers. Since that night, you've been wo...
2024-10-02 14:59:27 +0000 UTC View PostBoring title formats will continue until I get better at organising myself. BUT ANYWAY, I'm curious what'll win this time, considering the streamer and waitor audios were basically a dead heat last week. I guess it's all to play for?
TBH, to this day I'm still surprised professor didn't win the instant it appeared. Tho, I kinda end up thinking that for every audio. I like my own ideas lmao, who woulda guessed?
Fucking Me Up On Stream Your boyfri...
2024-10-01 17:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Like seriously good god, that's feral.
Idk, maybe it is, but I feel like a lot of you are gonna like it lol
2024-09-30 12:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Your daddy informed me that your performance has been... tricky as of late. You spend far too long getting off, watching porn, watching other people, just imagining things inside your own head, and all the while, edging and plunging your cunt, over and over. I, am going to fix you. No, not by discouraging that behaviour. I'm going to help you to get it done faster. When I'm done with you, there'll be no more edging, no more long sweaty loud nights, just a few quick strokes, and spasming n...
2024-09-28 17:48:17 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies doesn't it? But YES, folks, I'm back and we're back to business. Backlog uploads will continue for the week to keep things even, and there'll be a public upload tomorrow, it'll just be one you've all seen already on here.
That said, I think I'll do the sequel poll shortly after this, so please do keep an eye out. Pick your favourites, and it's good to be back.
Fucking Me Up On Stream Your boyfriend's a streamer, I think it goes witho...
2024-09-25 14:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This 'ya last lil' bonus thingy before I get back to regular content lol
So in the previous Druid Daddy bonus audio, you may recall a brief aside the character mentioned that he'd previously experimented with and new how to make aphrodisiacs. Not of the mind-clouding rut-inducing variety, but of the "this boner isn't going away for the next few hours" variety.
With that said, and the dose taken for the both of you, he'll get around to rutting you in his own time ;))
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2024-09-24 22:53:41 +0000 UTC View Post
So in a nutshell, Astarion bites a succubus during a battle with the gang, not considering the obvious problem that in doing so, he's basically poisoning himself with demonic sex fuel.
He has two options, rut like an out of control savage or err... die. Thankfully, he has a helper to hand that can make the first path oh so sweet. Tie him to the bedspread, and give him what he needs and wants.
Last bonus audio before I'm back next week m'loves!
I hope yo...
2024-09-21 11:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post
CW/TW: This is similar rules to the demon audio we had a while ago, using magic to grow a dick for pegging purposes. Though here it's implied to very much be like 'the real thing', especially in having full anatomy. Please don't listen if that's something you're uncomfortable with.
A bonus audio surprise while I'm away! Part of my way of apologising for not having polls up while I'm holidaying.
Title's pretty self explanatory, like the first par...
2024-09-18 15:53:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You are one of the worst sous chefs I've ever had to work with. You're clumsy, you can barely cook, and you're so bloody skittish all the time. What? Do I make you nervous? Do you need me to show you how to do anything? Well, do you?
BONUS AUDIO TIME
First thing that's going up for muh lil' holiday period, had this one ready a week or so ago and I imagine a few of you could see it coming lol.
Anyways, I hope you're all enjoying yourselves, and t...
2024-09-17 16:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, this is the actual final audio before I head off next week, so I'll keep it short and sweet cus the ramble's long and.... well I think it's still sweet.
But anyways, thank you all for your continued support, I'll be keeping up lil content drops while I'm away, and I'll see you all soon, for the next thing.
Goodnight folks, and until then, take care of yourselves out there.
2024-09-14 21:11:48 +0000 UTC View Post
You see, it’s funny. I never would’ve put myself down as a dominant… rough or… demanding guy. But, you, I would put down as a very soft, very submissive and very needy person. You practically throw yourself at my feet, every time, and… sloppily go to work. I love the way you do it, and I’ll encourage that needy side of you while I take full, sloppy advantage of it, carefully… slowly… and very fucking happily.
It seems in my efforts to make soft MDom conte...
2024-09-13 17:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostI've committed to a boring but helpful title format. Please forgive me.
Here we areee tho. I've taken our chef audio off to do in my own time (expect it later this week mwahahaahaha) so we're back down to six options. I shan’t add a new one to the one after to bring us back down to the usual five.
Pick as you'd like my dears, and do enjoy.
Fucking Me Up On Stream Your boyfriend's a streamer, I think it goes without saying that when ...
2024-09-10 21:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys I'm not good at titles.
On another note, there was a weird audio bug on this one? I thought it was still good but there's a weird hissing noise you can hear here and there. I think my mic might actually be on its last legs, there's been a lot of stuff like that lately.
But anyways, I do hope you all enjoy, and I shall see you this evening for a poll.
Cheers m'dears!
2024-09-10 11:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo, folks, I mentioned this previously but very soon I'll be taking a little time to myself.
Starting on Sunday the 15th through to Tuesday the 24th I'll be functionally AFK, that means that the more interactive areas of my whole gig will be off for a while.
Content, on the other hand, will continue to flow. I go on about having a huge backlog of audios saved up sometimes but errr, I do lol, and I reckon you'll still get plenty of content c...
2024-09-09 15:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I always meant to make a aftercare audio didn't I? This kinda fits the bill, and plenty of you wanted more Rolan audios anyway so it's no biggie if it doesn't.
Kisses and loves my dears.
This is a direct followup to an old Rolan audio of mine made on request: https://www.patreon.com/posts/riding-rolan-98730163
2024-09-07 22:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: Putting a DC on this one, if you don't know what it is, please don't be afraid to ask.
Your journey is at an end. You were asked to retrieve something special, powerful, and dangerous, and you have. The road was long and weary, and yet here you are, handing it off to someone who you've grown to trust.
He'll reward you, in ways you never quite believed you needed.
EYOOO mystery box reveal, Sauron jumpscare! I'm not actual...
2024-09-06 20:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostI'm keeping these polls as big and busy until i run out of ideas I wanna add onto it waaaaahhh
Also, folks, I'm popping this here, tho I'll make an announcement separately later, I'm gonna be taking the 16th off. Now this won't effect my public uploads, whatever wins this poll will be going up that Thursday, after all. I'll be keeping you guys entertained with stuff from my backlog, but I won't be around much and there won't be any polls that week or making anything...
2024-09-04 18:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: DC for the speaker, if you don't know what it means, ask in DM's or check the discord
Succubi have certain expectations on them. You're supposed to be... calmly seductive. A whisper of warm air on a neck, a brush of fingers in a sensitive spot, that sort of thing. However, you ARE a sex demon, and that comes with a libido to match. Sometimes you need TLC, and to someone like you, that means someone classy being reduced to a rabid, needy mess, obsessedly pounding...
2024-09-03 21:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I lose my shit early in this one. I was predicting I wouldn't be that vocal and I was WRONG lmao
Anyways, I did mean to get this out last night and I'm running a lil late so this will be one of two uploads today, keep an eye out y'all, and be good people :))
Buh-bye!
2024-09-03 11:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post