And post number two, I think the one everyone's been looking forward to. Astarion part 3, the final part to my own adventure with the character (barring an alternate ending at some point in future.
Here, we do have mentions of past trauma, there's lots of emotion to it, lots of L-Bombs and affection. Also biting and sex but who's here for that?
Lots of love to you all, and I hope you all enjoy.
2024-02-21 20:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat to expect: [ASMR] [Hypno theming] [Dumbification] [Head scratching] slight [Dehumanisation] [But in a nice way???] [Whispering]
Annnnd good timezone everyone. So first off, this one's a bit less elaborate and it's here a bit late. Around Sunday afternoon (the time I usually record my weekly) I managed to pick up a weird nasally cold. It's not too bad but it has impeded my ability to record these last few days.
I waited for a break in the sniffles and got this...
2024-02-21 12:59:57 +0000 UTC View PostI like my JOI, I like my mommies, I like my... connotations of a taboo subject that starts with an I, I like being called a good boy and told to stroke my cute cock.
What? It's a very straightforward installment.
2024-02-19 00:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostWell at least the title's alliterative.
So erm, previous post had a major audio error that only showed up in the exported audio file but not in the editing software I used to listen back to it. It was like... swaying back and forth randomly between the audio channels. I'm surprised it only just came up. But anyways, that's fixed now, new version's up, now with the pussy eatin...
2024-02-18 23:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe day, and perhaps the world, is saved. Everyone got, as far as you can tell, the best ending they could. There was a battle, a party, some sacrifices, and... less romance than you would've liked.
Still, for a sorceress with a seductive streak, there's always that dashing wizard you could swear had a thing for you. He's quite the catch, and you do want to catch up with him. What to do, what to do...
Hey folks!...
2024-02-16 16:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostY'all know the drill by now. Closing this by Wednesday afternoon my time (the British one)
Your Favourite Harem Boy is Here to Relieve You. What kind of empress doesn't get pleasured by her favourite twink come bathtime? I mean it's the ultimate power fantasy.
An Invasive Examination. You gave your informed consent. You know you're going to be testing new drugs, and you know they'll be "stimulating" you to see how it effects ...
2024-02-13 10:18:21 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, okay, fuck. So, you have two artbooks, right? One is your personal sketchbook, full of... private drawings, and the other is your 'official' one you use for your assignments. Last week, you handed in your sketchbook, and then when you got home, you opened your other sketchbook to find... your official sketchbook... the one you thought you'd just handed in at close of day. You've given your teacher your sketchbook full of all the porn you've been drawing. Including the drawings of hi...
2024-02-13 10:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostYeah you read the title. I'll keep this short and sweet, as the audio's short and sweet (I cum quickly, it was a long day) and cus this was supposed to be a thing yesterday (explained in yesterday's post), but enjoy all, much love and hugs mwa mwa mwa.
2024-02-12 00:20:16 +0000 UTC View PostSo... erm... ramblefaps aren't... difficult to do. They've, so far, been this kind of nice "drop in, have fun, throw it up, we're done" sorta thing.
The first problem was the recording. It was short, like, shorter than it really shoulda been, cus I was a wee bit pent up and I came like... really quickly (also I'd been pre-gaming very naughtily). But okay, not a biggy, and hey some people prefer that even. So I go for a shower, come back to start editing and...
My wa...
2024-02-11 00:53:49 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the monthly recap Ramble then Fap for January. In this audio, I go over the month's audios, my thoughts on all of them, and then, as per usual, I fuck myself for your pleasure ^-^
Obviously, big new experiment of a format. If you're not here for me chatting and enthusing about all my projects, I start touching myself at 22:20, roughly. So in other words, it's one half me talking and giving you my thoughts about the week, and one half me touching myself. Get it? It's a Ramble the...
2024-02-06 01:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello beautiful people! I did say I was gonna get on this and here I am. We've also got our Ramble-Fap recap of the last month later today so I figure I'm spoiling you all at once.
But in any case, this is gonna be nice and simple. You can drop suggestions for tags to go into audios here. Think of it as actively contributing to the weird lil' stew that is my brain in coming up with new ideas, or adding onto work in progress ones. Please don't be shy, by all means drop as many as y...
2024-02-05 13:18:46 +0000 UTC View PostAnnnnnd hello everyone! I'm thrilled to present the poll for the new week. Gonna try and keep my lead on this one and close the poll for tomorrow night, so get ya votes in.
Your Favourite Harem Boy is Here to Relieve You. What kind of empress doesn't get pleasured by her favourite twink come bathtime? I mean it's the ultimate power fantasy.
An Invasive Examination. You gave your informed consent. You know you're going to be testing new ...
2024-02-04 22:20:30 +0000 UTC View PostValentines is fast approaching. Fortunately, you have a boyfriend, and he's the considerate type. He's also the ah... weird type. So probably something good but, maybe something weird.
I mean, what's the worst he can do? Hell, what's the best thing he can do?
And back to the regular uploads. This actually turned out way easier to put together than I thought it would, which feels weird for a higher concept audio but hey-ho here we are. 2024-02-04 21:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Eyy what's this it's more of my touching myself. It's more of the same stuff in terms of what I'm watching, I'll try and vary it up in future, though I'm sure plenty of you don't mind.
That said, I like to think I'm already getting more casual with these, which is the idea. Also I'm a bit quiet here cus my mic was further away than I thought it was ;-; sorri. I speak up a bit more further in but you should probably turn me up.
Gonna be posting my January ramb...
2024-02-02 14:18:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'm putting the dates in the title now to help me keep this organised. I can plan ahead.
Okie dokie, I nixed the incest one from last week, I know when I'm beat, so we've only got one option returning from last week. After, that, it's two all new ideas.
Your Favourite Harem Boy is Here to Relieve You. What kind of empress doesn't get pleasured by her favourite twink come bathtime? I mean it's the ultimate power fantasy.
An Invasive Examina...
2024-01-29 19:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnnnnd that's the shortest audio I've ever made. I don't really know what I was expecting, it was a bit of a mini-concept, but still good fun. Anyway folks, I do hope you enjoyed this week's audio, even if it was shorter than I expected.
I did actually choke myself for this one, just lightly, and I think it comes across quite convincingly, so the sadists amongst you will like it. Poll for next audio should be up tonight, we'll call it good Tuesday night, see if I can give myself a...
2024-01-29 17:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! This is a special little poll for something I'll be working on in my off time.
I'm sure you're all at least partially aware of my two audios around Astarion, the ever-loveable vampire twink of Baldur's Gate 3. It's time for part three.
In line with how the game lets you decide, there are two ways to take this final act of the story. I'll explain in detail for those of you not too familiar with the game, and give you an idea of the tags that'll be in either audio. 2024-01-28 19:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! Big first for me but this is a personal just me being myself ramblefap. I've never really touched these as a concept before so I kinda had to make it up as I go, I end up just talking about what I'm watching and why I like it and I think that's what you're supposed to do so... I dunno, tell me if you liked it.
Anyways, I'm gonna try and make these weekly, see how that feels, so I'll see you all next week for this, and for Babycakes and up, a longer and mor...
2024-01-27 22:39:55 +0000 UTC View PostI shoulda put this up last night buuuuuuttt I'd just finished editing and it was going on 2am so I forgot oopsie ^-^
In any case, I'm testing the waters a bit this week with a... polarising option. Maybe you'll like it, maybe that choking out your boyfriend audio that's been around since day one will finally win (I've literally written the script already cus I've thought it was gonna win twice already). In any case, we'll call this one midday tomorrow and I'll get writing.
V...
2024-01-24 10:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostHello darlings!
This is a pretty 'does what it says on the tin' announcement, but as previously mentioned here and there, commissions are opening today, and the benefits for the other Patreon tiers are gonna start up this month. I think I'll be aiming that first ramblefap for the 30th, seems like a nice round date, probably the same for the tag requests.
In any case, lots of stuff moving now, here's hoping I can handle it all.
2024-01-22 19:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostHi folks. I'm really sorry to do this, but I needed to let you all know in advance. Next audio's gonna be at least a day behind where it should be cus of a technical error. I finished tonight's recording session, wrapped up a really good audio and then... ah... I honestly don't know what to tell you all, it just didn't save the file.
I've got narrow windows where I can record cus of my living sitch so I'm having to hold off to make sure this gets done properly. I'm very sorry to a...
2024-01-22 02:11:39 +0000 UTC View PostGod this one was a bit of a rollercoaster. First half of recording was a nightmare, second half went really well. First part of editing was great, second part was a slog. Listening back to it, I thought I'd really screwed it up... but then I ended up thinking it was great after my second pass.
I'm kinda glad that next week's a simpler one where I just get to talk a lot. I mean... that's the plan anyway.
Anyway, enjoy folks! Sorry it's a bit late, but it is a longer one, nice...
2024-01-17 00:52:06 +0000 UTC View PostPopping this one up a bit early folks, wanna see if I can get a head start on it, so I'm gonna call this one midday on Wednesday. Early access audio might be delayed. Hopefully it won't, it just ended up being a bigger project than I thought it would, and, as you might've noticed, I've been prepping things for some major changes going forwards.
That's right folks, commissions are opening next week. I'm also prepping new membership tiers and doing some bonus audios to c...
2024-01-15 19:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostPopping it up earlier this week to give myself some more time to make stuff. Thinking I'll close it Thursday morning, give you all 24 hours and some change to get it in.
2024-01-09 19:37:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Good evening everyone, and welcome to our first (and definitely not last) vampire audio of the year.
CW: Word of warning folks, this one does contain non-consensual themes, as it's all about the listener being captured and brainwashed by the speaker. There's also a point where they lose consciousness, though I won't spoil that.
In any case, some of the other stuff here to enjoy includes hypnosis, lots and lots of vampiric feeding, corruption of the lis...
2024-01-09 19:12:46 +0000 UTC View PostI've been promising it long enough, but finally, bloody finally, we've gotten here.
For you, my darling patreons, the option to pick the next audio from my to-do pile is finally here.
I've listed below all of your options, and I'll be taking up the winner on Friday. I'm also gonna take the opportunity and poke you all to potentially make suggestions for next week's poll, you never know, you might come up with something really good.
I am also gonna take these polls as a bit o...
2024-01-03 01:49:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Late? I'm not late, you're late.
Anyway, hello folks, happy new year, I hope you all had a super time. Our first audio of the year, I thought we'd open short, simple, comfy and sweet, with this nice little number about waking up beside your loving boyfriend as he cuddlefucks you on New Years' morning.
2024-01-03 01:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello everyone!
I just thought I'd drop a message here for you all to make sure there's a clear line on what's happening in the new year. For those out the loop, I took a little break over Christmas, but I'm back now and I've got a plan to get back into audios right off the bat.
So first things first, now that we've got a bit of a regular audience here, I want to talk schedules. Up until now I've been doing two audios a week. When you add that onto the F4M script I write onc...
2023-12-31 17:14:48 +0000 UTC View PostYou're back from your holiday, not that it really matters.
Mom and dad are never home, they're always too busy running their massive bio-tech corporation.
Still, they left you a present, in the form of a specially made elf boy, tied up in the living room, with literal bells on.
I forgor to upload here last night! 😞 big silly moment
But ahem, merry christmas everyone, and happy holidays. Gonna be ...
2023-12-23 11:28:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou have a 'work husband'. Not like... an actual husband husband, just a guy you're dating... from your office. Work partner just doesn't have the same ring to it.
But semantics aside, you've got a bit of a problem. You see, you're conflicted. You like pet names. Baby, sugar, sweetie, honey, they're all great. But in the office? Well...
Maybe you like it, maybe you like him too much to focus. You just need to ask him to draw...
2023-12-19 22:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post