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Chapter 0057: My Name is Hiroto... and I'm a Loli!

Chapter 0057: My Name is Hiroto... and I'm a Loli!

Cough, cough.

I got up from the muddy ground, chest aching from the impact of Tsunade’s punch. My once-white outfit was now soaked in dirt and grime, making me look like some abandoned child left on the side of the road.

“Damn, that hurt.” I winced, rubbing my chest, still feeling the shock from her strike.

If anyone else had taken a punch from Tsunade, they’d have broken ribs by now. Me? Just a dull ache. Gues...

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Chapter 0056: Timed Mission

Chapter 0056: Timed Mission

Noon, the next day, in the Land of Rain.

I stood in the reception room, my eyes wandering as I glanced at the gloomy sky outside. Ugh, this place.

Tsunade, as usual, was all serious, staring into the distance. “This environment…” she muttered. “Still can’t find anything to like about it.”

She wasn’t wrong. I couldn’t help but agree. “Yeah," I said, twirling my ninja blade lazily in my hand. “Feels like if you stay here to...

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Chapter 0055: The New Battle Plan

Chapter 0055: The New Battle Plan

Inside the tent.

As Tsunade, the commander-in-chief, raged, everyone bowed their heads, remaining silent.

In fact, they all agreed with Tsunade's words.

If the White Fang hadn’t been forced into suicide, the war against the Sand Village wouldn’t have become so passive. With White Fang’s deterrence, this war could’ve been won within a year.

But, agreement aside, none of them dared to speak up like Tsunade. They could only ...

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Chapter 0054: Critical Intelligence

Chapter 0054: Critical Intelligence

Boom!

The earth shook with a deafening explosion. Before me lay a massive crater, about ten meters in diameter and over five meters deep. Cracks spider-webbed out from the center, crisscrossing the ground in all directions.

One punch! Just one punch had this much power...

This was the result of my two months of intense training — a combination of brute strength and the power of the Sky Dragon. And this was just the beginning.

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Chapter 53: The Nightmarish Boy

Chapter 53: The Nightmarish Boy

[New options generated!]

[Host, choose one of the following options:]

[-> Option one: "I agree. In fact, I want a reassuring drink every day."]

[-> Option two: "I refuse. I have no interest in old women over thirty, no matter how big their... assets are."]

[-> Option three: "Let’s skip the nonsense. Just let me have some fun first, and then I'll consider your proposal."]

Damn it!

I felt my whole body freeze, ...

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Chapter 0052: A Formal Request to Become a Disciple

Chapter 0052: A Formal Request to Become a Disciple

Ugh.

I opened my eyes groggily, feeling a sharp pain in my head, as if it was being torn apart. A low groan escaped my lips. Fortunately, the pain faded quickly as soon as I woke up, allowing me to gather my strength and take in my surroundings.

A dimly lit oil lamp, wooden chairs with no armrests, a low table, and walls made of felt—this must be a makeshift tent, judging by the setting.

Through a gap in the entranc...

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Which site did you come from?

Please choose one of the following options. It would help me understand from which site I'm getting readers so that I could focus more on the site and release much more frequently.

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Chapter 0051: Dragon's Roar

Chapter 0051: Dragon's Roar

The first option, Kidō No. 81: Dankū.

Anyone who has watched Bleach would know that this is a powerful defensive Kido spell, and its effectiveness depends on the caster's strength.

However, I didn’t even consider it before tossing this option out.

Never mind whether this Kido could even block the mixed Wind Release coming at me right now. Even if it could, then what? In my current state, could I even fire off a second one? Besides, defen...

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Chapter 0050: A Close Call

Chapter 0050: A Close Call

Am I... going to die?

Kurenai’s eyes, wide with fear, told me everything. I could see the way she tensed, bracing for the inevitable. Her thoughts were clear — she was ready to give herself up for me. I hated that.

Kurenai… don’t you dare think like that.

The sound of kunai slicing through the air reached my ears, sharp and unforgiving. But it wasn’t her pain I saw — it was the surprise in her eyes when she opened them. I was ther...

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Chapter 0049: Feint and Ambush

Chapter 0049: Feint and Ambush

“Damn it! This kid’s attacks are too strong, we can’t stop him!”

“He’s a monster! A complete monster!”

“What do we do now?!”

In the camp, the Sand ninja's assault had been entirely suppressed by me alone, wielding just one blade. My strength had surpassed everyone’s expectations.

Thud.

Another Sand ninja fell under my sword. The pale moonlight reflected off the dark red blood, creating a beautiful yet tragi...

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Chapter 0048: By Any Means Necessary

Chapter 0048: By Any Means Necessary

Clang, clang, clang… BOOM!

The sound of clashing weapons echoed throughout the camp, followed by the buzzing of ninjutsu colliding with one another.

A quick estimate revealed the Sand ninjas had deployed more than twice the number of Konoha's guards. Adding to this advantage, their surprise attack had quickly incapacitated Konoha's captain, pushing the battle into a one-sided slaughter. Even though some of the medics had combat abilitie...

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Chapter 0047: Enemy Attack!

Chapter 0047: Enemy Attack!

The crackling of the firewood echoed clearly in the quiet night. Ishigaki Tomoki sat on a rock, holding a piece of dry rations, his single eye slightly squinting as if deep in thought. His contemplation was quickly interrupted by a teammate walking toward him.

"Captain Ishigaki."

"Oh, Naoya, what's up?" Ishigaki Tomoki looked up at the approaching man.

"It's nothing major, just something I've been wondering about." The middle-aged ninja name...

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Chapter 0046: I’m Her Toy

Chapter 0046: I’m Her Toy

It was fine till there. I had completed an option and I expected it to not appear anytime soon, but as if to make fun of me and prove me wrong, another set of options appeared almost instantly.

[New options generated!]

[Host, choose one of the following options:]

[-> Option one: "Dear Tsunade, until I take your first blood, I won’t leave your side."]

[-> Option two: "I have to go! I want to go to Sunagakure and capture many, ma...

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Chapter 0045: The Call of War

Chapter 0045: The Call of War

Night had fallen, and lights flickered on one by one from the houses of Konoha.

"Ugh, my head still hurts..." I grumbled, rubbing the swelling lump on my head, grimacing in pain.

"You deserved it, you idiot." Kurenai shot me a sideways glance. "Saying something like that to Lady Tsunade—it's a miracle you're still alive."

What could I have done? You think I wanted to say that? I was just as shocked as anyone!

"I can help rub it if ...

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Chapter 0044: A Very Awkward Situation

Chapter 0044: A Very Awkward Situation

If I knew what the bandit was thinking in his final moments, I would have shaken my head and explained: it wasn’t that the information was worthless, but rather that it was too valuable—valuable enough that I couldn’t allow anyone else to share it.

The contract I found was a bounty, a high-stakes one with a reward reaching tens of millions. But it wasn’t the money that interested me. It was the task: to find and retrieve, by any means...

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Chapter 0043: An Unexpected Turn During the Mission

Chapter 0043: An Unexpected Turn During the Mission

Time flew by quickly, and in the blink of an eye, two months had passed since I became a full-fledged ninja.

During these two months, my squad—Team 8—and I gradually started taking on various missions, much like the other teams in Konoha.

Normally, when a new team is formed, the jōnin sensei would start them off with the simplest D-rank missions to get them familiar with the profession and the mission conditions. But T...

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Chapter 0042: The Correct Use of Chidori Style

Chapter 0042: The Correct Use of Chidori Style

‘Lol, the system didn’t even deny that I’m an insect. However, I’m glad that it wants revenge…’

No, now’s not the time to think about this... I quickly snapped back to reality, feeling troubled.

As usual, there were three choices. Using the process of elimination, I ruled out the second and third ones right away. Although this girl had a bad attitude, she wasn’t evil enough to deserve being thrown into a pit of f...

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Chapter 0041: Lolicon Complex?

Chapter 0041: Lolicon Complex?

What came into his view was a young girl with black short hair, around eleven or twelve years old. She had a small face like the size of a palm, with slender eyebrows and very delicate features. Her eyes were slightly upturned at the corners, giving her a somewhat assertive impression.

At this moment, the girl’s body was wrapped in a white bath towel, and her fair skin was still dotted with tiny, glistening water droplets, suggesting she had just c...

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Chapter 40: I Like Gothic Lolita Fashion

Chapter 40: I Like Gothic Lolita Fashion

Indeed.

As my sister pointed it out, I realized it myself. My current outfit—casual, open-collared home wear—while comfortable, wasn’t suitable for intense physical activity.

Imagine being in the middle of a fight and suddenly, rip, the crotch splits open—how could I keep fighting like that? It wasn’t just about the fight; that kind of embarrassment would make anyone want to disappear on the spot. So, having proper combat at...

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Chapter 0039: Kakashi's Inquiry

Chapter 0039: Kakashi's Inquiry

Damn, this is toxic! At this moment, my face turned green with anxiety.

All three options were extremely poisonous! Especially the first and third options—if I actually said them out loud… Even Minato, with his good temperament, might end up wanting to beat me up on the street.

And if, hypothetically, Minato didn’t take action, if these words reached his fiery-tempered wife, I’d probably get torn apart! That hot-tempered lady was no le...

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Chapter 0038: Shocked Minato

Chapter 0038: Shocked Minato

“Tsunade-sama…” Minato said with a wry smile, “You could tell that I was dissatisfied?”

He was a respectful and obedient student, not a rebellious one. Therefore, he was very convinced by his mentor’s words. At most, he was just a bit curious about me.

“Well, it’s normal to be dissatisfied before seeing it in person,” Tsunade said, seemingly ignoring the bitter expression on his face. “So, let my student show you a bit… Hiro...

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Chapter 0037: An Unexpected Encounter at the BBQ Restaurant

Chapter 0037: An Unexpected Encounter at the BBQ Restaurant

Sizzle.

The meat slices coated in sauce sizzled as they touched the hot grill, making a delightful sound. The high temperature turned them into a mouthwatering dark brown, filling the air with the rich aroma of grilled meat.

Huff huff.

I blew gently on the meat that was skewered on my chopsticks, then popped it into my mouth. The smooth texture was simply irresistible.

My sister, sitting next to me, was ...

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Chapter 0036: Tsunade's Thoughts

Chapter 0036: Tsunade's Thoughts

Boom.

It felt like I could hear the sound of Tsunade’s veins bulging from the rising tension. Fortunately, her rationality hadn't completely faded, but she asked in a perplexed tone, “So… you want to continue?”

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Chapter 0035: "Have You Had Enough?"

Chapter 0035: "Have You Had Enough?"

Crack!

The sharp sound of metal breaking echoed in the air.

Whoosh… clang!

Mid-air, a sword glinting coldly spun a few times before embedding itself into the ground.

Tsunade stood still, her expression calm. "What's the name of that sword technique?"

"Iai," I sighed, holding the broken hilt of my sword.

The battle was over. It ended with my complete defeat, just as I had anticipated. Still, a sense of frustration...

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Chapter 0034: A Powerful Woman

Chapter 0034: A Powerful Woman

I cursed inwardly.

I should’ve known better than to have any expectations from this damn system. What a load of nonsense! No matter how I looked at it, all three options were death sentences!

And really? Measuring her chest to gauge her strength? Patting her butt to see if she’s built for childbirth? What kind of crazy logic is that?! Explain it to me!

Of course, expecting any explanation from the system was foolish.

This damn t...

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Chapter 0033: Strength Test

Chapter 0033: Strength Test

Despite the confusion, I knew now wasn’t the time to zone out. Scratching my head, I started my introduction, “M-My name is Hiroto Yūhi. I’m eight years old, and I like grilled meat and ramen. My dream... is to protect everyone I care about.”

“Huh? Isn’t Hiroto’s dream actually...” Shizune gave Kurenai a peculiar look.

“Kurenai, just listen this time. Best not to talk too much,” she shot a sharp look back, not wanting any emba...

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Chapter 0032: Anxious Hiroto

Chapter 0032: Anxious Hiroto

Tap, tap, tap.

A rhythmic sound of footsteps approached from a short distance.

I turned my head towards the source of the noise and was taken aback. It was her? How could she be our teacher?!

The newcomer was a woman.

Her golden hair was tied back, her face was pale, and her features were strikingly beautiful, with a noticeable diamond-shaped mark on her forehead. She wore a silver-gray ninja outfit that added to her elegant and heroi...

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Chapter 0031: Ominous Foreboding

Chapter 0031: Ominous Foreboding

Early morning light filtered into the grand Uchiha residence as Danzan slowly opened his eyes.

“You’re awake,” a familiar voice spoke softly in his ear.

“Father… sir?” he turned his head to see his father, Uchiha Hiruma, the elder of the Uchiha clan, gazing down at him with a stern expression.

“Feeling better?” Uchiha Hiruma asked calmly.

“Father, why do you ask?” he responded, his voice tinged with confusion. ...

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Chapter 0030: Delivering a Dress to the Big Shot

Chapter 0030: Delivering a Dress to the Big Shot

Intentional Avoidance of Ninjutsu Combat?

Jiraiya and Tsunade were momentarily taken aback, their faces reflecting astonishment.

Orochimaru narrowed his eyes and asked in his raspy voice, “Do you remember? Two days ago, during the Jonin meeting, I casually mentioned this kid to Shinji. What was her reaction back then?”

At Orochimaru’s prompt, Jiraiya and Tsunade recalled the meeting.

Shinji had proudly boaste...

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Chapter 0029: I Smell Barbecued Meat

Chapter 0029: I Smell Barbecued Meat

"So that's it."

In the woods, Orochimaru paused for a moment, then smirked and said, "He never intended to use conventional methods against that Uchiha kid from the start."

That’s right. From the beginning, I never thought I could handle a Special Jonin with just kunai and shuriken. Those were just tools to set up my wire traps.

“Simple tactical application…” Jiraiya twitched his mouth and said, “You make it sound so easy....

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