Chapter 0088: The Stench of Love
What on earth was with this woman?
I snuck a glance at her but quickly looked away. Why did her gaze make me feel like some scumbag who’d abandoned his wife? “Ridiculous, completely ridiculous,” I muttered to myself.
Tsunade noticed and turned to me, frowning. “What are you mumbling about?”
“Uh, nothing.” I immediately dodged the question and changed the subject. “Have you wrapped things up?”
“Pretty much.” ...
2024-11-15 01:11:01 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0087: Major Victory, Deal Sealed!
Whoa!
I stopped dead in my tracks, staring in disbelief at what had just unfolded. That move—they really went all out. 'That was one hell of a play! Seamless, perfectly timed... I couldn’t have pulled that off in my wildest dreams! How many times did they practice that before this battle?’
Beside me, Tsunade-sensei narrowed her eyes, muttering, “I can’t believe they’d make a move now... We really underestimated those old ...
2024-11-09 12:23:11 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0086 Alright, it's still that pervert.
"Damn!"
The moment I saw Shukaku's body gradually turning into flowing sand, I realized it—Chiyo and Ebizo knew it too. We lost this battle! Completely and indisputably lost!
Who would’ve thought Konoha had actually prepared a secret weapon that could restrain a Tailed Beast? This was totally cheating! Weren’t Tailed Beasts supposed to only be countered by other Tailed Beasts?!
But, here we are. No matter how much we...
2024-11-08 15:43:52 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0085: Dragon Destruction Secret Art
It wasn’t just the people around me who were stunned. Even Tsunade and Chiyo looked shell-shocked at the sight of the massive, winged dragon phantom I had summoned. Their faces were masks of disbelief.
“What a terrifying surge of power—it even suppressed a Tailed Beast?” Chiyo muttered, her brow furrowed with deep concern. “What on earth is this? Could dragons truly exist in this world?”
I smirked inwardly at her reacti...
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Chapter 0084 Is He a Dragon?!
Swoosh.
I landed silently, like a ghost, without a sound.
"Damn it! Absolutely despicable!" Suddenly, Shukaku’s voice rang out, its piercing roar echoing. "You little insect, how dare you treat me like this! I’ll kill you, I’m going to kill you!"
"Go ahead and try…" I sneered, completely unfazed by the threat. "If you think you’re capable."
Hyaaah!
With a sharp scream, Shukaku opened its massive mouth and repeatedly s...
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Chapter 83: Clash of Monsters
Boom.
A circular shockwave crashed against the water-blue barrier, as if a massive stone had been thrown into a calm pool, scattering droplets everywhere. The wave exploded on the surface of the water barrier with a deafening roar, unleashing a fierce gust mixed with torrents of water, surging in all directions.
The battlefield turned into a sudden storm, with wind and rain lashing wildly, throwing everyone off balance, stumbling in every direct...
2024-11-03 09:35:51 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0081: Schemes, Malicious Schemes
Crack! Crack!
On the smoke-filled battlefield, the sound of shattering glass rang out.
"That was close; thank goodness I'm skilled at one-handed hand signs," I sighed in relief, nestled within a transparent, oval crystal adorned with intricate patterns. "Otherwise, I’d be in serious trouble. You really went all out, huh?" I glanced at Yekura, pinned beneath me.
"So, you can use Ice Release too? And that still didn’t kill you...
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Chapter 0080: The One I Don't Want to See
Ahhh...
The chilling screams echoed across the battlefield, mingling with the acrid stench of charred flesh as the burnt bodies of Sand ninja fell to the ground like lifeless husks.
Shock and horror blanketed the scene. Everyone present, including Umizuki Yūma, stood frozen, their faces painted with disbelief. Was this real? Was I not dreaming?
A boy under ten years old was wielding such unmatched swordsmanship, dispatching Sa...
2024-10-25 00:42:28 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0079: One Against a Hundred, Shocking the Entire Field!
Swish.
The blade flashed as the burly man carved a bloody path through the encirclement, forcing his way in. However, he wasn’t unscathed; both his arms and right leg bore wounds, and two deep gashes marred his chest.
"Thanks for your help, senpai," I said, not one to ignore kindness. He had risked his life for me, and it was only right to acknowledge that, even if his actions seemed unnecessary.
"No nee...
2024-10-23 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0078: Peerless Swordsmanship, Slicing Through Like Cabbage
Just as I reached the front lines, an impatient voice cut through the chaos. "Hey, kid… this isn't the place for you. Get back to the rear!"
I turned to see a burly man with a thick beard, wearing a Konoha forehead protector and a green vest. He was massive and imposing.
"I appreciate your concern, senpai," I replied, taking a deep breath. "But I have my reasons for being here." Without waiting for a respon...
2024-10-22 00:57:12 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0077: Surrender the Underwear and You Won’t Die
"Shikaku-senpai, Shikaku-senpai…"
My voice brought Nara Shikaku out of his deep thoughts. "What is it, Hiroto?"
"Were you just cursing me in your head?" I asked, my tone suddenly accusatory.
"How did you…" Shikaku almost blurted out a response but quickly caught himself, clearing his throat. "Cough, cough. What? Of course not! You really think I’d do something like that, Hiroto?"
"It feels like you j...
2024-10-19 00:05:34 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0076: Confusion
"Damn! This is trouble!"
"This is bad."
"We were careless. I didn't expect so many of them."
In a grassy hollow, several young Konoha shinobi were surrounded by Sand ninjas, their situation looking grim.
It was hard to blame them. Even after that previous wave of bombardment, the Sand forces still greatly outnumbered us. While sheer numbers were no threat to Konoha’s elite, for these younger shinobi, it was proving too much to handle.
2024-10-17 15:44:45 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0075: Fierce Battle, Fierce Battle!
As dusk settled in, I hid behind a large boulder in a rocky area at the southwestern edge of the Land of Rivers, peeking out cautiously to observe the battlefield ahead.
For this encounter, Konoha had prepared four battle lines: three vertical and one horizontal. The first, horizontal line was positioned at the front to act as an early warning system and reconnaissance. The other three vertical lines were positioned along the paths that ...
2024-10-16 05:34:31 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0074: All or Nothing
Two months later, on the right flank of Konoha's border defense.
"Report, Jonin Hiroto! No enemy sighting on the left flank!"
"Right flank is clear too, awaiting your orders, Jonin Hiroto!"
Both Kurenai and Shizune stood beside me, their expressions serious as they scanned the surroundings with binoculars. I couldn’t help but wince at the exaggerated respect they were showing me.
With a sigh, I responded, “Come on, you two. You’...
2024-10-15 01:23:38 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0073 Unexpected Promotion: The Youngest Jonin!
Why… why do I have to do something this outrageous in the middle of a heartwarming reunion? My heart clenched painfully as I forced out an apology, "I'm so sorry, you two..."
“Huh? What’s wrong?”
“Why that face all of a sudden?”
They both rushed forward, concerned.
"Because... I'm about to do something terrible. Forgive me!"
Without giving them a chance to react, I wrapped my arms around Shi...
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Chapter 0072 Long Time, Awkward Greetings
Heh…
At this point, I had no energy left to even crack a joke. First, I got my pants yanked down by Tsunade-sensei, joining the ranks of the “Exposed Squad,” and then my identity got busted wide open. Just imagining how people might recognize me from that time I performed in a bathrobe, singing and dancing… yeah, life was feeling pretty bleak.
So when I stared at the three choices before me, my heart was oddly calm. Even the ...
2024-10-14 15:44:32 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0071 A Special Punishment!
Unaware that my secret identity as a loli had been completely exposed, I still believed that Tsunade-sensei might have been suspicious after I threw that punch at the Sand ninja camp, but I figured she wouldn’t connect it to me.
However, Tsunade had indeed seen through my disguise, though she pretended not to know. Instead, she said with a feigned understanding, “Oh, is that what happened? But you do realize, don’t you? Even for this reason...
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Chapter 0070 Soul Songstress
“Bastard…”
Lost in thought, I was suddenly interrupted by a low groan from Pakura beneath me. She seemed to have snapped out of some strange state, gritting her teeth as she spat out, “You… you actually humiliated me like this… I swear, I’ll kill you! I’ll definitely kill you!”
“Uh, sorry for causing you trouble,” I scratched my head, trying to smooth things over. “But, I just kissed your earlobe. Is it really worth gettin...
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Chapter 069: The Generous Reward
What am I supposed to do…
I glanced at Pakura, her face full of anger and resentment as she glared at me. I felt trapped in indecision.
All three options presented by this damned system were… invasive. The first two seemed borderline harassment, and the third? Yeah, no. Peeing on someone’s face? Absolutely out of the question. I’d never be able to live with myself after something like that.
Even if she was my mortal enemy, I cou...
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Chapter 0068 Things Are Getting a Little Strange
Boom.
I straddled Pakura’s stomach, my right hand gripping her throat, and my left fist slamming into the ground beside her, creating a thunderous explosion.
Hiss.
Another terrifying, gaping hole appeared in Pakura’s vision, causing her pupils to contract involuntarily as she gasped. Is this guy even human? He’s definitely not human!
I looked down at her from above, my face cold and emotionless. “Consider t...
2024-10-13 16:44:36 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0067 Defeated Sand Ninja
Ha, ha...
At the Sand Ninja’s headquarters, Chiyo was panting heavily, her face pale as she stared at Tsunade in front of her. “I never thought... after a few years, your strength would have reached such a level.”
"People always grow," Tsunade said casually as she flexed her sore arms. "But you, even at your age, haven’t lost your touch."
The area around them had turned into a wasteland. Several broken puppets lay twisted on the...
2024-10-13 16:35:30 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0066 Hiroto's Strength
“Huff, this should be far enough.”
I appeared in a dark brown forest, letting out a breath of relief.
Though it was called a forest, there wasn’t a trace of trees or green plants. All the trunks and branches were made of sand and stone, creating a unique, imposing landscape.
But I wasn’t in the mood to admire the view. All I could think about was turning back into a guy as quickly as possible, not even noticing the figure creeping...
2024-10-12 17:18:41 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0065 Prelude to Battle
No wonder this feels so familiar!
I suddenly realized, my lips twitching uncontrollably.
That brat’s truly bizarre—how could I come up with such a crazy idea? Was it to attract the attention of the Sand Shinobi and make the ambush easier? Do I even understand how dangerous this is?!
If someone I knew saw me like this, they'd definitely cut ties with me as their student! There’s no way they'd acknowledge such a weirdo—it's just too...
2024-10-12 17:17:35 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0064: Gokuraku Jodo
I don’t know how long it took, but finally, I stepped out of the woods. My body had once again transformed into that of a little girl, with long, water-blue hair cascading down my back. I was now dressed in a dark red yukata adorned with delicate floral patterns, something I had ‘earned’ from that venom-tongued girl in the Hyuga family after completing a ridiculous task.
It fit me… almost too perfectly, as if this damned system had known this mo...
2024-10-09 00:53:41 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0063: Breakthrough! Breakthrough!
Land of Wind, where the wild sands roamed fiercely.
Under the bright moonlight, a team of about a thousand people advanced rapidly like a black dragon, surging toward the Sand Ninja headquarters.
"Tsunade-sama, there’s a Sand Ninja outpost about 4,000 meters ahead," reported the sensory-type ninja who had scouted the area.
"And their numbers?" Tsunade asked, her voice calm and controlled.
"Not more than twenty."
"...
2024-10-08 14:25:12 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0062: The Legendary Two-Pitfall Trap
The reception room in Amegakure.
Tsunade stared out the window at the drizzling rain, her right leg bouncing impatiently. Her face was full of irritation. “Where the hell is that brat…? When he gets back, I’m going to make sure he regrets it!”
Creaaak.
At that moment, the sound of the door opening broke the silence.
A female Ame ninja with a ponytail walked into the room, bowing respectfully. “Lady Tsunade, i...
2024-10-08 01:02:34 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0061 The Panties You Asked For
"Mm?" Konan paused her meal, frowning slightly as she looked at me. "Why so serious all of a sudden? Are you... planning to leave?"
Is it that girls always have such sharp instincts?
I nodded quietly, sighing inwardly.
The truth is, my 24-hour transformation period was almost up, and it was time for me to go. I couldn’t just disappear without a word—Tsunade was probably getting anxious by now, and I couldn’t leave her hangin...
2024-10-07 14:05:17 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0060 Confession
In a daze, I found myself dreaming.
I had returned to my former life on Earth. Towering skyscrapers lined the skyline, wide concrete streets stretched out endlessly, and cars moved in an unending flow. It was the same modern city—the bustling metropolis I once called home.
But this time, I wasn’t just a lonely otaku. I was a winner in life—I had a car, a house, and even a beautiful wife named Konan.
“Drive safe, honey.”
Before I ...
2024-10-07 00:49:59 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0059 Blooming Lilies
This isn’t good!
I quickly covered my mouth and nose, trying to stop the blood from rushing out. My face burned as I shouted, “Konan-nee… W-Why did you take off your towel?!”
“Hmm. It just feels uncomfortable soaking in the bath with the towel on,” Konan blinked, looking at me innocently. “Is there something wrong with that?”
There’s absolutely something wrong! I’ve seen everything! I screa...
2024-10-07 00:42:20 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 0058: Picked Up by a Girl
Konan’s expression softened as she watched the Rain Village ninjas retreat. Turning back to me, she smiled gently. “Little sister, my name is Konan. What's your name?”
Yeah, I know you’re Konan, I thought to myself. One of the future founders of the Akatsuki, codename White. Yet here you are, acting all gentle and kind-hearted.
The Konan from the original story was a calm and cold strategist, indifferent to almost everything. But thi...
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