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Hobosode 177 - Buddy Boss

Brown Magic brings you a show where I completely screw up the first prank and then the other two are sort of almost okay. Opening song by Jay Dee, background music by My Parents Favorite Music, ending song is Internet Connection by MC Ohm-I. The sexy beach man is King Richard.

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Hang Up The Phone 25 - Kickin' It At The Library

Hang Up The Phone is a live show that happens on Wednesday nights around 10pm, like TONIGHT! Tune in on Facebook or Shoutcast at 10pm Pacific and call in at 505-204-7920.

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Hobosode 176 - All Aboard

I call some silent auction bidders that lilpeepee sent in and then attempt a challenge issued by WhatsYourFace. This one is brought to you all by Synthead. Live call-in show tonight at 10pm Pacific/1am Eastern on Facebook and Shoutcast. Listen to 2019-05-01 22:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post

World of Prank Calls Episode 30 – Silent Auctions

Some businesses out there like to do “silent auctions” where they leave out a paper for you to put your name and phone number on to buy an item. And my listeners love sending me photos of these lists when they find them. Here are some calls I made last year to a few bidders on a silent auction. 

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Hobosode 175 – Extra

A new Hobosode appears, and it's got an entire TWO CALLS in it, plus a few other miscellaneous things that you probably won't care about one bit. Aren't you glad you're a subscriber? This one is brought to you by Plass, so yell at him for the part where I say unconsciously instead of subconsciously.

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Hang Up The Phone 24 – The Arby’s Bell Challege

In the April 3rd episode, we talk about the new call in number (505-204-7920 - more are at phonelosers.com/live/), the Arby's Bell challenge, Mr. Biggs tells Christian a bunch of lies, King Richard hacks into the phone lines, Jack is nervous about being an AirBNB roommate with Matt, and pranks make people rape and pillage less. We ...

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Hang Up The Phone 23 – Muppet Invasion

 

Fresno Carl joins me for another call-filled episode of Hang Up The Phone where we talk about ADT, The Couch Gang, Facebook porn, weed recipes, the Lemmings terms of service, devices listening to you and serving ads based on your personal conversations, meatballs, space junk, and me completely forgetting ever making the Eminent Domain episode of The Snow Plow Show.  We get calls fro...

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TSPS Episode 549 – Tenants From Mirror Universes

Tenants from hell are back, and it’s all thanks to goby, warezwolf, MikeHunt, Xander fett, and Ryan Jardina.

Hobosode 174 – We Don’t Care

Today's Hobosode is brought to you by Sean L. and has calls to a serial dater, a lady with a cute kitty, and a lady who doesn't care. Ending song is Pork and Beans by Weezer.

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TSPS Episode 548 – Spoiled Easter Eggs

 

In today’s show I do the very last mall from Max Power’s list and finish up my last few Easter calls for the year before moving on to some major mall renovations. This episode is brought to you by Omni, Jason B, kristine!, Miguel F, and theBadcatForum.com.

Hobosode mp3 Archive

Now I'm going to attempt to put every Hobosode into this post as an attachment. All HQ episodes. There has to be a limit on the number of attachments you can have, right? I'm about to find out. If not, you'll see 174 attachments in here soon. I'll most likely start out doing these 5 or 10 at a time at first, then increase if it seems to be working.

Holy crap, it worked! All 173 Hobosodes in a single post. This is awesome. Someday soon I will be making a Phone Show post. I like Patreon a...

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Hobosode Zipped Archives

Most of the Hobosodes are attached to this post, in zipped format.  Each zip archive contains as many Hobosodes as I could squeeze into 200 megs, which is Patreon's attachment size limit. I will occasionally add to this post as more Hobosodes are available. The Hobosodes are in the low quality format (64kbps mono) but this only affects how the music sounds. I did the LQ format so there would be fewer files. I may change this in the future though. If you want the HQ files, you still need ...

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Hobosode 173 - Operation Dex and Slayer

This episode is brought to you by TokeusPocus who insisted that I do this list that FGS sent me and a few Arby's bell ringing calls. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston, background music is Borderline by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song is Sex Person by the Grammar Club. 

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TSPS Episode 547 - Revenge of the Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny is back, and this time it’s personal. Brought to you by toinetoine, Jennifer8cacti, The Swedish Models, John M, and Tanner Pizza. Thanks for the list, Max Power!

Hang Up The Phone 22 – San Jose Aftermath

The call-in show typically happens on Wednesday nights around 10pm Pacific. Like TONIGHT, for example! Be sure to listen to us right after the Devon show. and call in to the show at 505-204-7920.

Tonight we get calls from the police department, Devon, Dwight, Ramsaso, Ryan, DK, Total Second, Nik Caesar, and others. We ...

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Hobosode 172 - Department of Grammar and Punctuation

People like to complain about things, but don't seem to appreciate when I complain about their grammatical errors. This episode is sponsored by Synthead amd features a list sent in by Reggie. Opening and ending song is Little Red Riding Hood by Sam The Sham. Background music is My Dog Lives On The Moon by Nagz.

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TSPS 546 – The Easter Bunny

A secret live show happened today and you get to listen to only the good parts of it. This one is brought to you by ArbitraryAlex, High School Graduate, iregretjumping, MicroKORGI, and Teen Wolf Jesus.

TSPS Episode 545 - Dirty Snow

Today we're going to talk to a few neighbors about this continuing snow writing in the window problem and then we'll do a little bit of hold music testing on the rest of Pepe's phone number list. This show is brought to you by BadgerTeeth, Jesselobster, My third nipple, Norman Bates, and Unforunate Byproduct.


Hobosode 171 – Testing My Hold Music

Those amazing socks up there were hand knitted by Olga and King Richard. Olga did the left one, King Richard the right one. 

Pepe sent me new hold music and a list of numbers to test the hold music on. Will the test succeed or will I fail worse than Israel did at landing on the moon earlier today. The only way to know is to listen. Thanks, Chris J. for sponsoring this Hobosode. The opening...

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TSPS Episode 544 – Picking Up Trees and Water

 

Today’s show is brought to you by Efin Reality, Be-I-Eber-4life, Edvard G, Carol_Gerty666, and JT. It features helicopters, trees, water, cars, bells, and more. Enjoy it.

Hobosode 170 – Killer Robots and Microwaves

Todd L. brings us today's Hobosode which only has two new calls in it, plus a stolen call from an old Dwight show. We revisit Theresa who seems to know way too much about the evils of microwaves, and we talk to a potential marriage partner.

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  • Opening and ending song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson
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Brad's Cactus Shack 14 - Sara and the Echoplex

 Here’s another episode where I activate old man story mode and tell you a thing or two about how the 1980’s were. Part One involves a machine called an Echoplex, which I used for all kinds of fun and shenanigans as a kid. The Echoplex segment isn’t quite as exciting as I’d hoped it would be, but it’s still fun to play around with an old machine and listen to the things it can do. &nbs...

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Hobosode 169 – Ringing The Bell

The Swedish Models bring you the latest craze in prank calling - ringing the bell at Arbys restaurants. We also catch up with Archie from the previous Hobosode and give out a secret phone number. Opening and closing music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. 

 

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TSPS Episode 543 – I Got A Big Package

 

In this show I play April Fools Day pranks on people, and I get one played on myself. This show is brought to you by Ryan Jardina, Another Prank Call Show, iregretjumping, cody noname, and Brown Magic.

Hobosode 168 - Archie

 

This Hobosode has a call to Archie and his wife, and then we listen to a 17 minute long video that Archie made about me. I didn't have much luck shaving the video down, so enjoy listening to a YouTube video, brought to you by Boca Recovery Center.

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TSPS Episode 542 - Accidental Number Changes

 

Today’s episode is pretty much just like the previous episode, but just a little different. It’ll be like experiencing the Mandella Effect. Today’s sponsors are Fun Society Arcade, kuraz, FOD87, Jimdusky, and SixWeekTenure.

World of Prank Calls Episode 29 – Eminent Domain

Because of Matthew in Washington you’re about to hear some calls I made two years ago pretending to be with the city and telling people all the crazy things we’re about to do with their private property. Today’s version of the intro song is from HD-flat Beats. The background music during the end is Mind Over Matter by Dottie from the Pee Wee movie. I’m too lazy to look up her name. The ending song is called Madm...

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Hang Up The Phone 21 – Ten Year Anniversary

Here's another Dial-A-Pay-Phone show, brought to you by Casper, who generously donated a mixer to the pay phone show and is fully responsible for the spotty audio that you'll hear throughout the show. In tonight's show we get calls from psycho, Nickyd, Battle Boner, Jack Helliquinn, Buster Casey, Greenimp, maybe Justin, Devon, Christian, Mr. Biggs, King Richard, Olga, and probably a few others. Chris...

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TSPS Episode 541 – Number Hoarders

 

Today we learned that small business owners are slightly more protective of their phone numbers than home phone users. Thanks for helping to fund this research, Lord and Lady of Veggies, David J, MicroKORGI, Rumpled Foreskin, and Jamie F.

Hobosode 167 - Sheep Go To Heaven

 Here's a Brennan sponsored show where I do a few requests from 2016. Opening song by Jay Dee and ending song is Sheep Go To Heaven by Cake. 

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