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Hobosode 499 - Untitled Monday Show

Why hello there, everyone! Here is a kind of short Hobosode, brought to you by Penny T and Gabe K. I confront as least one guy about answering the door naked for delivery drivers, I complain about the content of a neighbor's yard, and I accidentally ding a college girl's car. The opening song is by Jenna on Fiverr. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The end song is Not Afraid Anymore by Rappy McRapperson.

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Hobosode 498 - Brad Scares Debra

Sorry about the surprise 2 week vacation! I'm back and doing some requests. I call a few pizza receipts from Sign Guy, I think I reach an Animegurl304 number, and I'm pretty sure Debra is thinking about trying to lock the hacker out of her modem. I'm emailing Ashley, who sent me Debra's number, just in case she's not a Patreon so she can go console her poor aunt, or whoever that lady was. The opening butthole song is by Synthead. The background music is Emo Swag by Emergency Pizza Party. The...

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Hobosode 497 - Pizza From GetGoDeliver

Today I attempt to get back into non-ding prank calling and I think it goes okay. This one is sponsored by GetGoDeliver. The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The end song is Ten Digits Later by El Hombre.

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Hobosode 496 - Sister Ding Surprise With Spaceball1

Today we're continuing our month-long car ding rampage, with Spaceball1 being our faithful sponsor. Today a man curses at me in voicemails, but then doesn't appreciate when I curse at him, a man tattles on me to his wife, and a brother tells me a little of the hilarious aftermath of his sister's call. I wish I'd thought to ask him a few more questions, such as "Is she pouting right now?" The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is Sister Golde...

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I did a live show today!

Today I did a live show on PrankCast and you can listen to it at the link that's somewhere around here. I did 3 hours of car dings and I think there was one single good call in it. You'll have to search around the entire 3 hours to find the 1 good call. Good luck! And if you're sensitive to squirrel violence, you might want to skip this one.

I've got 3 hours of show to edit now. I might not get that done until this weekend because I want to get a Hobosode out maybe tomorrow (Friday), so...

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Hobosode 495 - Things Other Than Dings

Today we're taking a break from car ding calls. Instead we do a couple of lists and a couple Sign Guy calls and we spend the whole second half of the show accusing an old man of being foreign. The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is Yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 494 - My Son's Girlfriend's Dad's Truck

Here's the very first Car Ding show of the year, brought to you by BarPatron! I call a few numbers back from the ding line and a good time is had by all. Fun fact - that last guy was watching The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance which is an old western from 1962. Weird fact - when I was talking to Eli's wife, something was playing in the background and it kept eerily repeating the same stuff over and over. I listened to it with just her track playing so I wasn't talking over it and I'm 100% confu...

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Hobosode 493 - Trailer

Here are some more classifieds from Jimb's latest list. I catch a couple who has spent all day in bed watching VHS tapes and I become a little jealous, and I measure and 3-D map a few area homes for my digital models. This one is sponsored by Todd L. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi MC. The ending song is You Stole My Trailer by The Mailman.

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Hobosode 492 - Ignorant Son of a Gun

In this Hobosode, I have a serious talk with a couple of couples about putting those disgusting "Postmen Eat Bugs" stickers on their mail, one lady hangs up improperly and I get to hear her forbid her husband from buying a gumball machine from me, I improve an answering machine, and I don't wish to buy a few things. The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music near the end is deeploop by MicroKORGI. The end song is I Love You Dog by Great Big Pete.

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Hobosode 491 - 20 Amp Breakers

Here's a Tenants From Hell episode, brought to you by IT Joey who always calls power meters "power bubbles" for some reason. In this one I'm doing secret sleep studies on my neighbors and my power requirements are completely inadequate. Now I know how the Ghostbusters felt when they moved into that old fire house. The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music near the end is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is The Phone Song by Wannaknowmyname.

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Hobosode 490 - Panty Waste

It's the holy crap we're only 10 episodes away from 500 special, brought to you by Holden Afart! In this one I call a few swap shop users and a few receipt havers, and we not only get to listen to a guy hang up improperly and rant about my prank call all the way home, but we also learn a brand new insult phrase! The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Sensei Doug by The Tree Flushers.

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Hobosode 489 - Dead Meat

Here's a very special Hobosode presented to you by Redbeard, which contains moral lessons about always putting your shopping cart away in the cart coral after you've loaded your groceries into the car. We change some numbers, we teach a guy not to spam Facebook groups, and we do a followup call on a prank from last week. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiverr. The background music is A Dirty Trick by Franco Micalizzi. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 488 - Monday's Saturday Show

Mr. Howdy presents you with your latest Hobosode that seems bigger than it actually is, so please blame him for that. In this one I start out with a handful of physical pizza receipts and end with attempting to kiss a man on the mouth. In between all of that I get yelled at once or twice. The opening song is a brand new one from Jenna G. on Fiverr. The same song is responsible for t...

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Hobosode 487 - Betsy The Serial Public Pooper

The latest Hobosode is brought to you by Russian composer Alexander Scriabin and it has pranks to apartment residents, an insane call to a girl's Dad about her needing to pick up a package, and an even more insane call to a lady who raised a stink about finding poop on the floor at Wal-Mart. The opening song is a brand new one from Jenna G. on Fiverr. The same song is responsible fo...

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Hobosode 486 - Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon

It's a brand new show from Catalyst! In this one I start out with requests and we do a few pizza receipts, I think a sign call happens, I get to pretend I'm a land lord, then I end up calling a few swap shops from some brand new lists I found, and then end up doing some Twitter calls which end up being really nuts. The opening song is a brand new one from Jenna G. on Fiverr. The sa...

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Hobosode 485 - Harry Hatter

Salt Teddy is the proud sponsor of today's show, where I call up a bunch of Animegurl304's phone number submissions and I say weird things to the people who pick up. I think that second or third grouchy lady must have been taking an Uber, to keep yelling at her driver like that. What do you think? Also, when I'm talking about remember Harry Hatter, that's not me remembering the female name from earlier. That was someone else. I suspect Animegurl304 of giving me someone's number twice. The op...

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Hobosode 484 - Neighbor From Hell

Ben Dejo on the PLA Facebook Group posted a picture of some signs in some guy's front yard, and that ends up being all I cover in this Hobosode. PrankerGovernor is your sponsor of the day. The opening song is by BarbershopJohn. The background music and end song is by Karterpiller.

I was going to read some of the comments from the thread on Facebook, but they were kind of boring so I didn't. My favorite was something like, "The truck in the yard may be ugly, but at least it doesn't keep ...

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Hobosode 483 - Weed Store List

This show took three whole days to record, and it's all thanks to caMetokur! In this one I finally contact Rick the business owner, who I've been trying to call for a few weeks now, then I move on to a weed store list where customers had to guess the number of ounces in each gram or something like that. Now that the show is over and the weed store has closed, I'm really disappointed in myself for not asking the weed store what the winning answer was. It's driving me crazy, not knowing who won...

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Hobosode 482 - Mr. 100K A Month

Today we're going to call a bunch of numbers from Booty Juice, who I'm only assuming is a man but could easily be a woman too. How dare I assume genders like that. This insensitivity is sponsored by FOD87. I call a few people who apparently never read books to tell them their library books are overdue, I asked people to stop listening in on my baby monitor, and believe it or not, I tell a man I'm going to kiss him on the mouth. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Switch La...

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Hobosode 481 - Man To Man

Today's Very Special Hobosode is brought to you by Mr. How, and contains a bunch of calls to people who sell things on the radio, but half the time I don't even mention to them that I'm calling about their things, I just tell them I accidentally drove around their house, or that they need to get their Amazon Alexa under control, or that I have their old phone number and now I get all their private notifications. You know, that kind of thing. The opening song is by Synthead. The background mu...

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Hobosode 480 - Happy Mothers Day

Today's show has a bunch of The Sign Guy's pizza numbers, where we talk to customers about dandelion violations, we cause a student to miss his exit because he's distracted driving, and we alert a hospital to a biohazard on their door. We also remove the corners off of a landlord's building, and after at least 15 years, we make a surprise visit to Curtis The Superhacker. And it's all thanks to this Hobosode's sponsor, Brandi L. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiverr. The background m...

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Hobosode 479 - Unleashing A Withering Storm

SirVern brings you the Hobosode of the week. I try requests and some lists, disconnect some air conditioning units, and change a couple of phone numbers. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Hiding In The Closet. The ending song is Dogs Are Weird by Emergency Pizza Party.

That lady talking about her TV captions near the end, I remember more about that call now. I called her for something on a classifieds list and she assumed I was a neighbor of hers. I immediately ...

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Hobosode 478 - Chaos at the Rental Office

Hunts Point Hooker brings us yet another show of someone's really old pizza number list where I don't do pizza pranks. Instead we have some fun with a rental office, I try my hand at some backyard stealth camping, and a guy can't believe I would actually accuse him of listening to my baby monitor, yet he keeps making racist remarks while my baby is in the room and on speakerphone. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Bill Gates Revolution by MC Router. The ending song is...

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Hobosode 477 - Overbearing Fathers and Federal Officers

Today's incredible Hobosode is sponsored by IT Joey, and it features college girls looking for roommates, a guy looking for chickens, and a federal officer looking for trouble. The opening song is by Shiftypop. The background music is Debaser the Cat. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 476 - Skinny Cankles

Delores McKlinski is our lord and savior for today's Hobosode, where I try to finish up Labia Lambrogini's list of pizza customers. My social security number gets stolen a few more times, and I get to deliver pizza to my old house, also a few more times. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The end song is called Is That Hobo Dead by Milkbox.

Want to see something kind of amazing? Watch this live performance of Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. I just found it tonight and now I...

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Hobosode 475 - Ace

Mr. Howdy brings us today's show, where I call some more of Jimb's classified list, I pee on a few doors, and everyone keeps trying to scam my social security number out of me and I keep falling for it. The opening Buttslam thing is from Icecat, who also added the silly music onto the end of it, which I used for background music. The end song is that awesome yamiga69 song by Jefff that I love so much.

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Hobosode 474 - An Old Silent Auction List

Today I end up doing a list from a year ago that was sent in by Zack Morris. Nobody really gets angry today, but that's okay because it's the Lord's day. Thanks to The Neighborhood Friendly Cunt from the 905 for sponsoring this one. The opening song is by Cactus Smoke. The background music is Forest Of No Return from Babes In Toyland. The ending song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 473 - Whistle While You Work

This one was hand delivered to me by Austin E. It's got some numbers from Snappy Bakes and Animegurrrrrrrrrllll304 and features way too much answering machine stuff. The opening song is Big Boy by Payday. The background music is Bill Gates Revolution by 1337 geek b34t. The ending song is Whistle by Peter Litvin which is a song all about cafeteria workers.

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Hobosode 472 - Dear Lord

Today's show is sponsored by Synthead and features some Sign Guy pizza calls, some weaponized prayer sessions, and a callback from the government. The opening and ending songs are by Synthead.

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(REPOST!) Hobosode 471 - Chick-fil-A Chicken Wings

Ummm, oops, I guess? I uploaded 471 last night, only to find this afternoon that only 2 minutes of it is on Patreon, Apple, and Spotify. I've never made this particular mistake before and I don't know how it happened. Maybe I accidentally hit the cancel button 2 minutes into rendering. That's all I can think of. All I know for sure is that this is 100% Tim Fuckery's fault.

Tim Fuckery sponsors today's mall walk, which reminds me to prepare for my Easter bunny job in a few weeks. I let s...

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