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Hobosode 471 - Chick-fil-A Chicken Wings

Tim Fuckery sponsors today's mall walk, which reminds me to prepare for my Easter bunny job in a few weeks. I let some employees know that they need to get their shit out of here, and I talk to a customer, and the security guard at the end is such a turd. The opening song is by Shiftypop. The background music is SSH To Your Heart by Dale Chase. The end song is We Could Have Sex On The Lawn by Lars Horris.

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Hobosode 470 - Parking Garage Donuts

I'm back to calling luxury apartment owners in Florida who drive hobo cars and break poolside chairs and leave crumbs everywhere. This Hobosode is birthed from Pokey Pony Puncher. The opening song is by MicroKORGI. The background music is SSH To Your Heart by Dale Chase. The end song is Middle Earth by Ceschi.

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Hobosode 469 - Brad's Thigh Gap

In this one I'm calling all over the place, doing some requests and a couple of lists. A couple of pizza receipt pranks happen, I prowl around in some yards, and I get an old man to dangle his modem out the window so I can connect to his wifi. Why did I think a modem only had a power cord? The internet wire will hold it up alongside the house very securely. The opening song is by Karterpiller. The background music is Summer Love by Dan Mason. The end song is Yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 468 - Quit Botherin' Me And Actin' Ignerent

These are some late-night calls that happened on Sunday night when I called everyone in a few Tradio Swap Shop lists and tried to make friends with them. I think I did succeed with one lady. And I'm so tempted to buy her a fridge. The opening song is Brad's Being An Asshole by Vista Blue. The background music is Beginning of the End by Invisible Inc. The end song is Life Is Unfair by Beyond The Void.

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Hobosode 467 - Metal Detecting For Grenades

A TikTok video inspires me to a few more metal detecting calls to my neighbors. A few didn't care and a few cared a little too much. Thanks, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is Got 'Em Good by John. The background music is Beginning of the End by Invisible Inc. The end song is The Future Is A Foreign Land by ThatLuckyPanda.

Here's the video that I played in the show of the guy doing this prank in person: 2025-01-15 06:45:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 466 - Animegurl Gets The Fuzz Called On Me

Here's a few Animegurl numbers I called this afternoon, doing things like changing phone numbers, hanging out on roofs, and getting called back by fake cops. Thanks, Holden M.J., for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is Dippity Dippity Dodging by Vista Blue. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Got 'Em Good by John.

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Hobosode 465 - Pranking For Jesus

Today we call a few request numbers from Animegurl304, The Sign Guy, Paulster Cactus, and more. Thanks, Joey, for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is What Room by John G. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Dear Lord by Synthead.

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Hobosode 464 - Pranks For Thanksgiving

Listen, just so you don't yell at me, I promise I called the final boss, but he didn't pick up. I edited it all out because it took too long to find out he wasn't going to answer. I would like to blame today's sponsor, Abbie C., for all of this. Thanks, Abbie C! In this show I call one raffle ticket guy that Grutch sent to me, then spend the rest of the show harassing Jason's entire family on the very day that he's forced to be around them. The intro song is SPS Cactus by El Hombre. The b...

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Hobosode 463 - Auras and Pee

Here's a show full of Auras and other mystical things, brought to you by SaladFingers69. Hopefully you enjoy the aura calls, but even if you don't, I bet you'll like the pee call at the very end. The intro song is Cactus Cactus by Shiftypop. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The ending song is What Will Happen Will Happen by Lemon Demon.

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Hobosode 462 - Smart Car

Here's a Hobosode sponsored by Austin E. where I try a few Pastor Roy calls, and then I end up on a Swap Shop list just talking a bunch of shit. A lady accuses me of liking women. The intro song is Got 'em Good by John. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The ending song is The Phone Song by Wannaknowmyname.

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Hobosode 461 - Walkers In The Woods

I'm still playing the role of Pastor Roy today, calling back a few people who forgot to leave messages on the church's voicemail. This one is sponsored by Shrinkman. Thanks for the church calls, Molinwolf. Wow, that little girl in one of those last couple calls was saying 'fuck!' as I was telling the dad to make it quiet. Best Dad ever! The intro song is by Vista Blue. The ending song is Oh Clemintine by Bonecage.

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Hobosode 460 - Pastor Roy

Molinwolf is at it again, doing things that cause people to call me while the car ding line and prank line are both already filled up dammit. Thanks to him a neighborhood thinks I'm about to open a 200 person homeless shelter on the edge of their neighborhood and they're literally saying "Not in my back yard" to the guy setting it up. We do a few of those, then we move on to some classic angry Animegurl304 numbers. The intro song is by John G. The background music is by Posy. The ending song...

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Hobosode 459 - Fiestaware

Today benq6969 brings us a very special Hobosode, where Fiestaware is free due to my stupid ex wife forgetting to take it with her when she left. Molinwolf set up a Craigslist ad to advertise my free Fiestaware and we get to talk to a few people about it. We also call a few ding numbers and our insurance company to dispute some old car ding charges. The intro song is by John G. The background music is by Posy. The ending song is by Jack Helliquin.

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Hobosode 458 - Valve Stem Remover

Today Fun Society Arcade brings you a show where I break into a car to listen to my new studio album, I accidentally take the air out of a guy's tires, I make an NFT of a car, and I introduce a few people to RE:Store's LED light bulb program. As usual, it's a very productive Hobosode. The intro song is by Henrik. The ending song is by Mr. Biggs. Listen to the very end if you want to hear a hilarious followup voicemail from that one lady.

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Hobosode 457 - Mid Dingtember Chaos

Abbie C. is the sponsor of this Hobosode where we do a physics experiment with a lady's car, then I really want to hear my favorite Meade Skelton song so I open up a guy's car to borrow his stereo, a man is strangely happy that I spilled my Door Dash order on his seat, I help a guy solve the mystery of who cracked his bumper, and then I get interrogated by a couple of 16-year-old girls. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is The Best Day by Atmosphere. The end song i...

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Hobosode 456 - Delete My Number You Stupid Fool

Thanks to zerocool, today I was chased by Agent Sebastian from the Cart Narcs, I installed a GPS tracker on a hair salon customer's car,  I astral projected myself into someone's front seat,  I took sexy photos on an old man's hood, some girl dinged my car, and I beat an FBI agents car up with a wiffle ball bat. The opening song is by BarbershopJohn on Fiverr. The background music is I'm An Alien by MC Lars. The end song is My Arms Are Just Fuckin' Stuck Like This by Obscurest ...

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Hobosode 455 - Revamping The Console

Thanks, ZTK, for making this Hobosode possible. In this one I confuse a volunteer radio station, I do a callback to a lady I talked to earlier this week, and I shine lasers all over a neighbors house. The opening song is by BarbershopJohn on Fiverr. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is I Have Arrived by Hot Karl.

If you want to hear just Alexandra's side of the conversation, here's a link: 2024-08-31 04:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 454 - Check Your Ego

It's time to Check Your Ego, listeners. In this episode you will hear me get into a serious battle of Jesus vs. Satan, you'll hear me fail to convince people that I'm trying to get on their wifi several times, I will gift 7 chickens to my favorite high school teacher, and then I'll change a guy's phone number so convincingly that he makes fun of my job at the phone company while acting like he doesn't have an ego. Thanks, Johnny Testicles, for making this Hobosode possible. The opening so...

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Hobosode 453 - You're My Neighbor Big Guy

Just like in the last Hobosode, I'm calling up people who've called into the prank line recently. I talk to all sorts of interesting people and walk them through strange situations. I sketch a few houses again, a guy accuses me of making an A.I. copy of him, and a girl sings for me, all thanks to Rick B's generous support of my shows. The opening song is by BarbershopJohn on Fiverr. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Ultimate Ohio Song by Bonecage...

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Hobosode 452 - Sketching Houses

Thank you, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for this Hobosode. I didn't think calling people from the prank line would make a whole show, but I was wrong. I sketched some houses, I changed a phone number, I got an approving voicemail from a Roycipient for pranking him, and nobody wants to put awnings on their windas anymore. The opening song is Who The Fuck Are You by Henrik. The background music is Summer Love by Dan Mason. The end song is I Don't Feel Bad by Secret Clubhouse.

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Hobosode 451 - I Will Throw The Phone Down

Here's a show that's been in the works ALL WEEK and still proves to be rather mediocre and smells of Covid. Thank you, Austin E, for sponsoring this one. I call up a few swap shop radio people, then move on to the prank requests folder. The opening song is Who The Fuck Are You by Henrik. The background music is Summer Love by Dan Mason. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 450 - Mostly Sign Guy Requests

Today Benq6969 brings us 45 minutes of calls to people who stick signs in the ground and others who casually toss their Domino's pizza receipts onto the sidewalk as they leave with their pizzas. I also play a pretty good trick on Peggy's Dad. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 449 - Meet Me At Dairy Queen To Fight

In a show fully inspired by Whiskey Pete, I call up users of Tradio (Swap Shop) where people are still selling things on the radio in 2024. Be warned, I was yelled at and called names several times in this episode, but I am recovering. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is the original Captain Underpants theme song by Rappy McRapperson.

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Hobosode 448 - The Lavers The Dreamers and Me

Here's a Hobosode of number changes, callbacks, a followup on an old silent auction show, and an apartment lady with a loud TV needs to get her life together and learn a thing or two about lumens. This Hobosode is sponsored by I'm a Christian, ma'am. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones. The end song is Rainbow Connection by AI Brad and Bear.

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Hobosode 447 - Novice

Here is the latest Snow Plow Show reject show, which is mostly me calling up people late at night and having weird conversations with them. This Hobosode is sponsored by Spaceball 1. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones. The end song is PLA ALL DAY by MC Lars.

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Hobosode 446 - Private Investigator Disputes

Kyle G. brings you a show full of random request pranks. We do some old people lists, a classifieds list, and other miscellaneous things. The opening song is by Marinalin. The background music is Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones. The end song is WTC #7 by Nerf Herder.

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Hobosode 445 - Hotel Employees, Guests and Hackers

I called a lot of hotels today and ended up with this 30 minutes of calls for you to listen to, all thanks to Brown Magic. I tried to do a lot more PrankNet references around the beginning, but they kept not working out so I gave up and moved on to other things. The opening song is Welcome To The BotNet by TheN. The end song is Perfume Pretty by Peter Livtin.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2024-05-22 05:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 444 - Trickery On The Phone

It's time for some Sunday Mall Trickery brought to you by Mother Yaya. Mostly I concentrate on getting peoples shit out of here, but we also drill some holes in walls and we plan some extension cord mischief with a fellow mall worker. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music near the end is Melancholy Hill 8bit not by Gorillaz. The end song is The Spark by Rhyme Island.

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Hobosode 443 - Obscene Phone Numbers

Today we call a few Petsmart customers about their behavior while inside the store. And then we tried a bunch of AnimeGurl304's numbers from all the way back in 2022. This show is supported by Catalyst and many others. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is You're An Old Lady Who Used To Be Hot by Flat 29.

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Hobosode Archives - 167 to 442

Back in 2019 I made an archive of zipped Hobosodes, from episode 1 to 166 and I haven't added to it since then. So right now I'm attempting to upload as many as I can to this post. I hope that means ALL of the remaining Hobosodes, but we'll see what Patreon allows me to do. Hopefully this is more convenient than ZIP files. Let me know if it's not. Thank you Professor Art for reminding me to do ...

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