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Hobosode 413 - Incandescent Requests

It's a Mrlonelygoat Hobosode today, because he's the sponsor of today's show. I try to use some ideas of Syntheads, but none of those work out too great. At least I get yelled at real good for telling a lady to hang up her damn phone. The intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi. The end song is I Am Steve by Hey Steve.

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Hobosode 412 - I'm Gonna Knock Out Lightning On Your Ass

Today I'm doing more requests, just like earlier this week. You'll hear some failed number changes, a lady refuse to admit that she's been up to some motherf***ery, some HoA calls, and a guy who just won't clean up his yard. The intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi. The end song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. Thank you, iregretjumping, for sponsoring this Hobosode.

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Hobosode 411 - Requests

We get a warmup with some mediocre swap shop calls and then call up a few request numbers that listeners have sent in. The intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi. The end song is What Ya Gonna Do by Hearts Minus Sorrow. Thank you, Sean L., for sponsoring this Hobosode.

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Hobosode 410 - Holographic Advertisements

Lower your expectations for this ZTK sponsored Hobosode where I keep trying and failing to upset people who are about to get a brand new revolutionary type of advertising beamed directly into their homes.  The intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 409 - Yard Sales and Cryptozoology

The plan today was to a bunch of swap shop calls, but instead I talk to a girl about an animal she found that is not of this world, and then to a bunch of yard sale people about whatever I felt like. Climbatiz is our favorite sponsor today. The intro song is Roy Makes A Spoon Tower by Henrik. The end song is Those Minerals by Kabuto The Python.

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Hobosode 408 - ATM Hacking

A listener named Randall send me a list of shopping center numbers to unleash Sensei Doug onto, which leads to a silly ATM hacking idea so I spend the rest of the show trying to make that work. And it does! The intro song is Got 'em Good by John. The end song is Singularity by HDninja. Thank you for this show, Halfalfa.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-07-04 05:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post

PLA Vinyl Album Discount

Today I loaded up the last of the vinyl albums for Patreons into my car and dropped them off at the post office. I mostly gave the albums to the $20 and above tiers on Patreon. I hate that I can't give every single one of you a free album, so I'm hoping the next best thing is a discount code so you can get the album for half price, which is approximately how much the album cost to  make. 

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Hobosode 407 - Happy Fathers Day!

Today we're blowing the lid off of the latest scam in town - people who befriend your daddy in hopes that he will send them money when he dies instead of you.  The intro song is The Devils In The Phone Booth. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff. Thank you Pranker Governor. 

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Hobosode 406 - Just A Few More Crossed Lines

I call swap shoppers and attempt to negotiate with peoples clones. This show is sponsored by 12annual.'s. The intro song is by Andrew S. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 405 - Blowing All The Gunk Out Of Your Pipes

I try some new ideas at hotels and stumble across a magic word that grants full access to guests at  any chain of hotel, and in any state. Or maybe I was just really lucky today. This  one is given to you by RowinRowen. The intro song is by Miarinalin on Fiverr. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 404 - Days of Hobosode

This Hobosode was recorded over several days this week and was supposed to be out a lot sooner. I'm SORRY! I start out calling people back who've dialed into our prank line, then I move on to listener requests. Thanks, CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM, for being this Hobosode's sponsor! The opening bit is called Rappy McRapperson fights the man. It's something I saved during The Phone Show days. The intro song is Farting MASTER by Peter Lilvin. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is I Phrea...

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Hobosode 403 - Oh, Unicorns

While calling swap shop weirdos, a man triggers the end of the world by saying a code phrase on the air, a woman doesn't tie down her bunk bed in a truck and it flies in the air and lands on Mrs. Stewman's house, and a man forgets that he's married while his wife yells at him on the extension. This Hobosode is given to us all by vintage.anon. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Cyberlink PowerDirector Key Generator. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 402 - Extra Care Love and Attention

Today I'm checking the request folders to find numbers to call. I also do some number changes and I call back someone from Devon's show. This Hobosode is given to us all by Kurt M. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 401 - Mothers Day Card

It's a request folder kind of day, brought to you by Despicabledogs, where I keep trying to muscle a mothers day idea from Devon into every call. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The end song is CARTOON NETWORK BY Black Dresses.

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Hobosode 400 - Crossed Lines and Swap Shops

Phil_Not_the_Doctor brings you the 400th Hobosode, where I call swap shoppers and convince them a rogue identity thief is on the line and out to get them. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The end song is Big Boy by PayDay.

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Hobosode 399 - Outlet Mall

Today I learned that outlet malls have Auntie Anne's Pretzels in them sometimes. I tried a little of everything in today's show, from knocking out walls to asking for unreasonable favors from corporate executives. This Hobosode is proudly sponsored by Fielden's Party Place. The opening song is hiddentrack by Jeff B. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The end song is Actual Conspiracy by Shael Riley and The Double Ice Backfire.

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Hobosode 398 - Number Changes To Swap Shops

Climbatiz is today's sponsor! Today I'm being a telemarketer, I'm changing numbers, and I'm making lost lasting friendships. The opening song is Dial Tone by Anthony Deldeo. The background music is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage. The end song is PLA All Day by MC Lars.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-04-28 03:58:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 397 - I Ain't Got No Marbles

Here's a bunch of calls where nobody believes me and I get a lot of wrong numbers, but at least a few of them get in a few good  catch phrases at me. This episode is sponsored by Chaz The Tandem Stacker. The opening song is Dial Tone by Anthony Deldeo. The background music is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage. The end song is The Easy Way by Emergency Pizza Party.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-04-23 23:10:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 396 - Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide

I call a man who had the nerve to get someone else to fix his washing machine just because I took a week to call him back, I fail at a new angle on hotel breaker box calls, a neighbor is going to straight up murder me for using his wifi without permission. This episode is sponsored by Teen Wolf Jesus. The opening song is A Cowboy Needs A Horse. The background music is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage. The end song is Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide by Milk-Plus, MC Wreckshin, Bet...

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Hobosode 395 - Carlito's Sound Effects

Dark Adderall brings us a show of hotel bathroom toaster tests, electrical room confusion, multi-car pileups outside the hotel, and getting stuck on top of the elevator. Today's show is weird.  I recorded it on Friday, but I'm editing and releasing it on Saturday. The opening song is by Marinalin on Fiverr. The background music is Revenge of the Nerds by MC Lars. The end song is Take Your Dare by Southside and Diabeats.

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Live Friday morning show!

I was hoping to have this posted as a regular SPS episode by tonight, but I don't think that's happening. Here's the full live show instead, with music, awkward silences, and lots of phones ringing and people not answering. Hopefully I'll have the edited version up at some point on Saturday. For now here's 2 whole hours of me pretending to be an apartment office worker.

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Hobosode 394 - Unknowingsly

Today I completely solve a refrigerator customer's problems by talking to her dog, I ding a car out in the parking lot, I attempt to sublet an apartment, I find some keys at another apartment and go looking for the car it belongs to, and then I call people who live in an apartment building and make them think their neighbors are crazy. This Hobosode is brought to you by Steve B. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is 1950s Solar Do Nothing Machine.  The end song is Ho...

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Hobosode 393 - Blew To Smithereens

Hunts Point Hooker brings you the exciting sequel to the previous Hobosode where people react similarly when I do the same pranks on them. I also call swap shop ads from 2018 and I go above and beyond for a delivery customer to keep her package from getting stolen. The opening song is the theme from The Facts Of Life. The background music is AM Radio by Everclear. The end is the theme song from Different Strokes.

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Hobosode 392 - Subliminal Swap Shop

After a two week hiatus, I have the nerve to put out a puny 26 minute show like this,  filled with calls to radio listeners about their use of subliminal messages in their phone calls and I make a few angry calls to people who have nice voices and/or attitudes. Our favorite supporter of the show today is No U.  The opening and ending song is Obscene Phone Caller by Rockwell. The background music is Dance Floor by Apples In Stereo. You look really nice today and you sound happy.

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Hobosode 391 - Wifi Warrior

I'm doing my civic duty today by calling gyms and bowling alleys to both help owners find their lost keys and to assist with some standard wifi problems. It's sponsored by Chaz the TandemStacker! The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Forest of Wonder by Philter. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 390 - Post Office Deliveries

In today's show I finish up Molinwolf's list of numbers and tell most of them about deliveries from the post office. It's sponsored by kristine! The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Forest of Wonder by Philter. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 389 - Don't Need One Don't Want One

Here's a super lazy Hobosode, where I mostly call up swap shop people and tell them I don't want their stuff. It's sponsored by Aye Rasputin the Tasteful. The opening song is Cactus Cactus Cactus Cactus by Shiftypop feat. Jimmy S. The background music is Wish by Rappy McRapperson. The end song is Helicopter Patterns by Inspector Ratchet.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-02-25 05:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 388 - Happy Valenweiners Day

Today's show has some old ladies doing various types of computer hacking to mess with Chinese spy balloons and my cell phone, and then the show falls apart and awkwardly ends. This show's Boo Boo The Fool is Climbatiz! The opening song is Long Distance Company by that one radio DJ guy in the 90's. The background music is Good Company by The Dead South. The end song is Alien Christ by Cloud Cult.

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Hobosode 387 - Poop Bags and Andy Dick

CraigsMomsBush brings you today's show which features a conversation with Andy Dick, some phone number changes turned into business requests, and we installed some new doggie poop bags in some front yards. The opening song is Phone Lines by Arcade High. The background music is Good Company by The Dead South. The end song is the Phone Trips Song by Evan Doorbell.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-02-09 06:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 386 - Expanding Foam

I actually did more calls with expanding foam to some hotels, but they sucked so I deleted them. But at least there's still one of them at the beginning. I also call people who post on Craigslist, a guy who posts his number on Twitter, and of course a few phone number changes happen. This Hobosode is your gift from Brennan. The opening song is by ME. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi MC. The end song is Baby Hotline by Jack Stauber's Micropop.

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