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KNFW Live! From C'mon Everybody 3.14.25 9PM "Show"

First minute or two is cut off. Waiting for GaGa. Sia sends a gift. Mayhem ensues.

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KNFW Live! From C'mon Everybody 3.14.25 7PM "Dress Rehearsal"

Waiting for Gaga. Sia sends a gift. Mayhem ensues.

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KNFW LIVE!

This Friday at C’mon Everybody!!!

7:00pm Reduced Price Dress Rehearsal

9:00pm Show

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MAYHEM ANNOTATED

APPLE MUSIC

SPOTIFY

1 “Disease” - Lady Gaga

2 “Closer” - Nine Inch Nails

3 “Abracadabra” - Lady Gaga

4 “Crucified” - Army of Lovers

5 “Garden of Eden” - Lady Gaga

6 “Do S...

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CLUB MAYHEM

GET YOUR BLADES OF GRASS OUT! The day has finally come, so don't call tonight! We'll be stroking it in the Garden of Eden and if we get distracted we might not achieve that petit mort with a smile. This whole episode is about Mayhem. We play many calls, do a track by track analysis, and we have been gifted with an amazing epilogue by Ross Leonardy. So strap in, pop a love drug, and vanish into Ellen!!!

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WE ARE ABOUT TO RECORD CALL IN WITH MAYHEM QUESTIONS/COMMENTS

OR JUST WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS

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CLUB ELLEN - MARCH 1, 2025

It's Hollywood's biggest weekend afternoon!!! We talk Millie Bobby Brown's new look, Ally Hilfiger's Tr*nny Night, Passport troubles, Dark Rooms, Hole Next Door, Oscar Predictions, A Karlia Sofia Upset, and MERCIFULLY little Gaga <3

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CLUB GRANDPA - FEBRUARY 22, 2025

COVERED IN POOP! SPRINKLES CUPCAKES VS MELISSAS! HE'S POPULAR?!? #1 IN THE CHARTS! PORN GUY GRANDPA DIED! THE WEEK IN GAGA! SCENT! ALMODOVAR! ALL THIS AND MORE ON CLUB LUNATIC!

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Secret of Giving (1999)


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FEBRUARY 2025 PLAYLIST

APPLE MUSIC

SPOTIFY

FOR THE FIRST TIME the Apple Music version is the definitive version because Spotify doesn't have "Jolene" by DajshaDoll!!!

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No one in the park has teeth

I Ge...

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CLUB ELLEN - FEBRUARY 15, 2025

DESCRIPTION BY USER "GOOOOOOOB" THANK YOU, GOOB

Angela Merkel - Valentine Mike Lindell - Back on Spiro pt 2 - Gay Paris Snail Gravy Boat - Super Bowl recap - hold my hand - the queens of modern media - drag race in trump 2.0 - face lifts with Sia - Karla couldn’t be here - BREAK - Reba Christmas cowboy movie - Gaga on hot ones - it is NEVER ok - more hot ones - END

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late upload today!

set your biological cocks accordingly 🥶

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Shelf Life (Berlin)

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CLUB POEM — FEBRUARY 8, 2025

GRAMMYS RECAP + "DAWES" LOVES LA + THE FULL WEIGHT OF TREVOR NOAH APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE FACE + CHAPPELL ROAN BROUGHT HER JOURNAL + CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' + JAY Z IS NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD + ABRACADABRA SONG AND VIDEO DISCUSSION (DO WE LOVE IT? DO WE HATE IT? FIND OUT ON CLUB POEM)

NOTE: this episode had some big technical difficulties and may have some uneven levels for sound effects etc. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH EARBUDS.

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CLUB ELLEN — FEBURARY 01, 2025

DESCRIPTION 2 CUM

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CLUB ANSWERING MACHINE

Not a regular club this week! Macy is traveling and our answering machine messages were PILING up!!! So we get to those, answer some scintillating questions, and get to the bottom of some exciting new developments in clabbered beverages. Stay safe out there! We'll be back next week to catch up on all the news that's fit to print.

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JANUARY '25 PLAYLIST

Leafy green machine. Tempting burrata. Mechanical diagnostics reboot required. Empty husk of a downfall child. Memories of opening night. A telegraphed plan. Moping Sherry. Weeping Donovan. Tortured Medici. An audience with the dentist. Keep moving around the perimeter. Megaphone Anchovy Corinthian. Peter Paul and Mary. The vine twist left lwonesome. Monica Beverly Hills. Egyptian delicacy. Drank a range of volumes. Department of Monastic Embellishment. The contestant got loose. Franklin is a...

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CLUB ELLEN - JANUARY 18, 2025

club celine dion +  food chat dish style + rfk loving dentist + thumb + hot SLUT of the week + bob dylan contest + look at that horse + hold music + hard male nipple + sketch comedy + david lynch + dreams in nature  and MORE

*REUPLOADED audio fixed

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CLUB MANITAS - JANUARY 10, 2025

Ava Max can spot a fake from a mile away + Dua Lipa places her trust in the stars + it’s Globe Season + Rock Chick Minute + the feel of chalk + winning best cock + Manitas minute + Nikki Glazer shares her cut jokes with us + Elle Fanning’s hand + Gimp suit caller + iced coffee crashed car cock + do you really like Lady Gaga? and MORE

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CLUB NONE THE RICHER - JANUARY 4, 2025

having a plush toy and wearing a diaper is helpful for focus + dick's final goodbye at rockin' eve + shania twain feels like a man woman + today in british: dish podcast + bikini babe of the week rick beato + introducing LEIGH NASH + getting wet with the new years baby + self reporting adhd putty and sticker hacks + hogs out...it's time for round up! + avenue knfQ!!!! + shakira mystery song + puke towels + AND MUCH MUCH MORE

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CLUB ELLEN - 28 DECEMBER, 2024

Last Ellen of the year! Apologies for the late upload — 

it’s time to ruin theda’s year + fucking to bread and butter + macy’s watchin movies + FUCK CANCER + let’s talk nostatu’s big zombie cock + why is it always bill skarsgard + robert eggers’s mastery of deep metaphor + nice big spud for ya + i make rug content + queer is over, it’s jocktown, usa + theda’s fascist gay running club movie (looking for sick old gay guys to finance) + the musical stylings of mrs. k...

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CLUB ELLEN - DECEMBER 21, 2024

cocks out, no jokes + santa clause is co-muy-uhn - touh- tayown + feliz navidyayong + i’ll be home for quiznos + nog lozenges + a turkey and some mistletoe + david “dave” letterman + grannies try to figure out streaming +  i love it + it’s my leg you say +  there’s always time for a hawk twail + talkin queer + backslash brows + toya time + lesbian our way homo + and more!

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DECEMBER PLAYLIST

Chest, nuts, roasts...par for the course over at the Comedy Central offices in 2003! But if we're talking "chestnuts" "roasting" "on" "an" "open" "fire"...metaphorically of course...we're gonna need a bigger boat. Out at sea, baby girl, the sky goes on ferreira. Trip hop may not be en vogue, but it gets a whole lotta love at my house. Saint Nick might have a mixed bag this year, and Santacon will never be the same. I never make resolutions, but Auld your Langs if you Syne 'em!

1. "Leash...

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AYO FOR YAIOI

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CLUB ELLEN — DECEMBER 13, 2024

YAIOI-ING WITH TOM CRUISE + MACY THE GOOGLE GIVER PRECOG +  THERE’S BEEN A SLIGHT MISUSE OF THE SUBSTACK + NIGHT ROUTINEZZZ + SUCK AND FUCK THE SHOOTER + VIBE VS. MOMENT + PROFESSOR SARPENTER + TORI A.I. VOICE SWAP + TAP EVERY BRICK AT CAROLINE’S + ELIZABETH SHUE IS IN THE NEWS + TSC HIM & HER PODCAST + BEYONCE’S FUTURE + HOLE TOX YAE WE HAVE HEARD OF IT + GRACE RANDOLPH ON THE BOB DYLAN BIOPIC + WHAT ABOUT FART?

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CLUB ELLEN - DECEMBER 7, 2024

you should have never married a scuba + muffin dutchess + diving deep with grandma + ass on the wall + tortilla blanket + james charles indie ass + all men are buff + fritos wife + bone strengthening ass weight + idina menzel on suck witch + favorite gay porns + behind the OF pay wall + the golden gooey light of bel ami + sex toys in the mini fridge at miami art basel +  cannon-ball-ism + thai bl “life” action + lindsay lohan is back for christmas + ariel on otherworlds + you ar...

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MINI CLUB - NOVEMBER 30, 2024

witches with switches + brown saturday + macy in texas + theda saw wicked + sia michelle + brat is older than idina menzel +  policies in the new apartment +  three messages from our friend in the pacific northwest + god and 12 step + and more!

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Macy's Mockups

12 water bottles worth of AI

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CLUB WEDDING - NOVEMBER 23, 2024

wedding, wicked, femme fatale

with special guest Charlene Incarnate

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