Thank you for waiting! Club Ellen today...talkin 16 carriages country music, Pierre "Boo" single life in Malibu, Bradley Cooper's Oscar campaign, and Macy Problemista Fashion Photo Ru-View! Experience the art of sex on Club Ellen.
2024-03-03 00:53:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Talking about the great Cecilia Gentili, tapping into frequencies, Rachel Ray, Serenity movie with Anne Hathaway, old drag numbers, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and the art of sex...
2024-02-24 20:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Patron, friend, and artist BILLY BOY has taken the initiative to bring to life the song that ChatGPT wrote about JLo getting fired by her therapist!!!! It rules!!!!
2024-02-23 13:24:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?"
2024-02-23 13:19:42 +0000 UTC View Post
NYMPHO:
Can you write lyrics for a song called “My Therapist Fired Me (Then Took Me Back)” in the style of Jennifer Lopez featuring Fat Joe?
CHAT GPT:
(Verse 1 - Jennifer Lopez):
I walked into her office, feeling low and out of place,
But my therapist looked at me with such a cold embrace,
Said she couldn't help me, had to cut our ties,
Left me standing there with tears welling in my eyes.
(Pre-Chorus - Jennifer Lopez):
But ...
2024-02-18 12:09:19 +0000 UTC View Post
WATCHING THE MUSICAL EXPERIENCE....Crank up your Primes and get ready to go on a journey of love addiction and passion and hummingbird, as Macy and Theda watch through Jennifer Lopez's magnum opus....
2024-02-17 19:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways."
2024-02-17 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
So you got a big breasted, strip chess playin, Playboy stepmommy
2024-02-12 22:55:09 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Here's Macy's February playlist.
1. "Now I Don't Need Your Love" LUCKY LOVE & The Gospel
2. "Home Maker" Sudan Archives
3. "Prisencolinensinainciusol" Adriano Celentano
4. "Peppers" Lana Del Rey feat. Tommy Genesis
5. "My Pal Foot Foot" The Shaggs
6. "Fools Rush In (Where Angels Fear To Tread)" Bow Wow Wow
7. "Anything We Want" Fiona Apple
8. "On My Own" Shamir
9. "24 Hours" Sky Ferreira
10. "Dark All...
2024-02-12 14:35:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The news, the news. Joe Biden. Drake's cock. CLUB MUSIC. Laufey grammy win. The inventor of the Tom Collins — mister Tom Collins himself. A third genitalia — bowl.
2024-02-10 20:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
"Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!"
2024-02-08 16:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Talking about Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez, and Cameron Diaz. Michelle Obama running for president? Grappa vs. Ouzo. Protect yourself against the RSV...protect yourself against SEX...
2024-02-03 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, gonna TRY to keep in the habit of posting main eps here!!!
"The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!"
2024-01-31 21:11:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Theda still very sick with weird voice. Some minor Park City ski culture updates. Another dumb Young Royals digression (sorry, final one). Some stuff about Marina Abramovic. La la la.
2024-01-27 08:05:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello people of suck, for those who have asked -- here's the link to purchase a streaming ticket for the movie. Its $25 per pass, and streams once per day between January 25 - 28, I think you can watch it at any point within a 5 hour window. Quantities are limited but by no means sold out. I have no idea how it works, nobody tells me anything, because they saw me eating a chocolate covered marshmallow and realized I wasn't serious about diet and exercise.
Absolutely no pressure to...
2024-01-24 23:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Playing with the idea of doing a monthly playlist, lmk if you want this and I'll keep doing them! Also we have a mini ep coming today because of scheduling and we'll be back with a full one next week (Full Ellen ep this weekend though). Online sceening for Stress Positions is tomorrow on Sundance website!!!!
2024-01-24 17:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Young Royals Season 2. True Detective with Jodie Foster. Kurt Vonnegut’s book Galapagos, and Macy’s trip to the Galapagos (with SEX). Hollywood roundtable discourse. Alessia Cara word salad. “Meet in the Middle.” Song Exploder. Bjork corner.
Sundance updates coming NEXT week...
2024-01-21 04:03:25 +0000 UTC View Postits coming just a little late! so sorry
2024-01-20 15:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Gay Porno Roundup and a weird visit from Meghan Trainor.
Our last recording of 2023 — sorry it's a little short! Macy gets back from vacation today and there will be NEW FULL EPS SHORTLY. Love you all!
2024-01-13 22:18:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We recorded this a week ago, so I don't remember exactly what we talk about...I think we talk about Dolly Parton disparagingly, please don't be mad. I don't remember what else!! Live life!!! Experience LIFE....
2024-01-06 17:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Friend of the show and co-host of the podcast Drive All Night the Songs of Tori Amos EFRAIN SCHUNIOR joins us to discuss the year in Tori on a very sweet and special MYRA ELLEN themed episode of CLUB ELLEN.
2023-12-30 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
WITH SPECIAL GUEST....POET...ROCKER...ACTOR...STARTS WITH A J...WHO COULD IT BE?
Also...Tate McRae...Insomnia Cookies...Dermal Filler...And the art and act of SEX. Whether you're gay straight or bi you will love this special episode of Club Ellen.
GREAT EP TODAY..."Laufey" is discussed...The erotic poetry of Jake Cannavale...We revisit our favorite topic...MAY DECEMBER, and take several calls. We are living in FUCK this Christmas and it's JINGLE ALL THE WAY...from Club Ellen...
2023-12-16 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Topics include...an old witch trying to give Macy a dollar on the street, talking about Anne Lamott's Bird by Bird, with a special guest visit from Elizabeth Cum. CDs, blah blah blah. We all love CDs. Put a cd into the CD player! Annie Lennox. Actors on Actors.
2023-12-09 20:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Shockwave therapy on the COCK, Alicia Florick disappoints us, mortality, camcorder, and some VOICEMAILS...Low key, MELLOW....a mellow Club Ellen...although enjoyment!
2023-12-02 19:11:37 +0000 UTC View Post
