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American Doll Posse (Nympho’s Version)

the look...and the arm...

CLUB ELLEN - 25 NOVEMBER, 2023

Today, we're talking Tati Westbrook for almost two hours. Topics include — her reasons for moving to Texas, her status as reluctant and resentful fag hag, her recent violent collaboration with Scott Barnes, and her similarities with other God loving content creators.  

And on Tori Corner, we are ranking ALBUM ART — all albums ranked. No Ellen clip today, sorry Ellen. And a brief discussion about whether it's okay to fuck your second cousin. 

CLUB ELLEN - 18 NOVEMBER, 2023

We are BACK in the club this week, and Lenny Kravitz has his cock out on Dudes Nudes. Shake shack. Shucked the musical. Johnny Cash's new Sondheim collab with Rick Rubin. David Byrne. Kiki the fag hag neighbor. The accents on Gilded Age.  Memoria and Messianic Time. Fiona Apple. 

SEX!

CLUB ELLEN - 11 NOVEMBER, 2023

I don't remember what they talked about...

sincerely, Ellen

CLUB ELLEN - 04 NOVEMBER, 2023

Did people used to suck on dildos? Whether the answer is yes or no, one thing we can be absolutely certain of is that kissing is disgusting. Never do it! A few calls are taken. What are you going to do. 

CLUB ELLEN - 28 OCTOBER, 2023 *REUPLOADED*

SPECIAL VISIT FROM JENNA ORTEGA...HELLO TO LIFE...AND SPOOKY HALLOWEEN TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. LOVE YOU ALL.

MACY'S AUDIO RESTORED FOR LAST 3 MINUTES !!!

Macy PSSS + Calls

Our audio from the live show was bungled yet again and we didn't have time to record a replacement, so Macy does a classic PSSS (Poem, Song, Sound, Story) and answers a few calls! We'll be back next week in the club with Ellen!!! 

CLUB ELLEN - 14 OCTOBER, 2023

I have Beth and Marlene's pies, Greg. Can you tell the truth to me?

CLUB ELLEN - 7 OCTOBER, 2023

I have nipples Greg...can you milk me?? Topics include — sexting your Uncle. Topics include...MOVIES! We love them. There's a discussion in here about whether dicks are getting bigger...I'm pretty sure we've had this exact conversation on record at some previous moment, apologies, we are just so busy dealing with Ellen at the moment who is being a real handful. Love each other, xo. 

Our Little Announcement (Main feed break, Patreon will keep goin strong!)

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from the main feed starting October 4th (today) and ending November 15th (6 weeks from today).  Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce garbaggio by slapping KNFW eps together while super distracted. We will continue to post weekly on Patreon (We haven't forgotten about Joshua/Orphan double feature!), and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps w...

(Main Ep) KNFW...Philly Folsom

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)

Tickets Available Now For The Halloween Shows!

Woo Hoo! Get ready to get scared hunty! Tickets available for y'all starting now, going public tomorrow evening

7:00 Show: https://link.dice.fm/I23842f798ee

9:00 Show: https://link.dice.fm/Va64e3b7a215

CLUB ELLEN - 30 SEPTEMBER, 2023

— just relax have fun and experience life. Macy saw a regional production of Hedwig Angry Inch. Theda saw May December uptown. Some Folsom anecdotes. Experience maximum productivity with flow pro morning routine foam roller available only at crypto currency dot com. Think of it like ram in a computer — many human ills would be solved simply by upgrading the operating system of the human mind for maximum productivity and flow state by red bull music academy. Whereas billionaires dive strig...

Main Ep: KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?

(SORRY! I keep forgetting to post these here! -Macy) In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest

CLUB ELLEN - 22 SEPTEMBER, 2023

Hi folks. Ellen here with another episode of my club! I wasn't on the show this week, but the ladies are yucking up a storm and having fun without me. Topics include Doja Cat, Troye Sivan's new song, and the autumnal equinox ritual of blowing dried cum back up into the balls with a straw. Although enjoyment? I'm sad again...Not! I have just purchased Turks and Caicos islands and am planning to use them as a biiiiiig fuckin fat toilet to take a dump on. No offense! So there's a big smile on my...

Did One Of You Do This?????

CLUB ELLEN - SEPTEMBER 16, 2023

Free the nipple! Hello everybody, I'm Ellen and I'm feeling a little loopy today. Having jet lag. Yes, jet lag affects even the rich and famous — we are people just like you. The only difference is that when I am feeling sleepy from jet lag, I can take hard cash and rub it all over my body — I can stick it inside my mouth and chew it into a healing pulp and apply that like a salve in the style of the ancient peoples to the areas of my body that are in need of self care. By packing the pul...

CLUB ELLEN - 9 SEPTEMBER, 2023 *AUDIO FIXED*

Fetch the bolt cutters...you know I think this episode is full of charm. Not the slickest they've ever done. A rough start. But a great bit about Rupaul dipping his bald head in a toilet, an interview with hot skater influencer Monty, and Beyonce's rendition of the lockdown classic Felch the Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple.

You've GOT to be having fun every single day —

AT CLUB ELLEN,

my personal club. XO thank you,

sincerely,

Ellen

*REUPLOADED WITH THE ACTUA...

Main Ep: KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist

KNFW Episode 46! 

"Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality"

Episode 46 Deleted Scene: Kathy Calls In

Kathy calls in to the program with an alarming interest in the New Norman

Getting ready for Spooky Season with Kylee!

More amazing illustrations from the great Kylee aka @variegatedviews on Twitter and Instagram 👏👏👏

CLUB ELLEN - 2 SEPTEMBER, 2023

Hell yeah and welcome to another Club Ellen — what are you gonna do — are you gonna fuck are you gonna suck or are you gonna live life? I guess the big thing would that today features a completely revolutionary new impression of Linda Evangelista eating eggs. And a little Dua Lipa cooking shrimp — and sitting on people's laps. 

(Main Ep) KNFW...Al's Booze Bus

Trying the Spotify embed here, does this work for y'all? Lmk! Keep strokin it! (The cocks I mean)

"This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch."

The Billie Eyelash cover by Queenzzielocthevoice

CLUB ELLEN - AUGUST 26, 2023

HAIR! SKIN! NAILS! CUM! 

A very special Club this week with an extended interview with Tati Westbrook in memory of the party she founded with Roxanne Gay...West Gay! We want to thank Ellen for continuing to subsidize this program and for bringing us such great guests. 

Thanks for subbin, and remember...don't forget to self suck! BYE!

The New Face of Terror

The Old Norman is dead. Long live the New Norman.

(Main Ep) KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman

Some of you have been asking us to post the main feed episodes here so you can chat about it in here. Trying this out! If you like it, we'll keep doing it, if not we can try something else. Keep on strokin that cock!

"This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men"