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Under the Robe - Ep. 10 (BTS Video Reward)

We live in a SOCIETY were Tik Tok has given us almost 1000 new subscribers in one week... meanwhile YouTube itself has given us a fraction of that... On their own platform! So it's safe to say, effective immediately ...we are Tik Tokers now. We're now air humping, ass thumping, lip biting electronic boys for grandfather "Tik" and his conjoined infant twin "Tok" and we HATE IT but that's just the way things are. 

For real though, thank you guys so much for another hilarious month! W...

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When the Cream Sinks to the Bottom: The Mythic Tale of “The Cream Zone,” Our Most CURSED Project

Hello once again, dear wizards. All Hallow’s Eve may have come and gone but I can assure you that if you’re reading this, the spooks are FAR from over. Here I have woven for you a dark tale of shadow, mist... and cream. Before we begin, tell me... in that deep, ancient part of you that slithers to life late at night, hearing footsteps down the hall, seeing movement in the shadows of your closet, and feeling piss trickle down your leg... do you believe... in curses? Do you believe in ill o...

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Under the Robe Ep. 9 (BTS Videos Reward)

Once again you've lifted the hem of our wizardly skirts, to sneak a peak at our uncut gems! And I'm not talking Adam Sandler! Cause Madison is NOT happy. She's my wife and she hates how much time I spend making these videos! Did you get that joke? Adam Sandler's productions house is called "Happy Madison". Every movie he's made is a "Happy Madison" production! If you didn't get it... I didn't either... but Michael insisted I put this joke in here, because he says it hilarious. But what does h...

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Best Buds: The Story of Sandy 2's "Weedman"

We like to think that those who contribute, support, and/or star in our sketches are honorary wizards helping to bring the magic of sketch comedy back to YouTube (you, dear wizard reading this, being a prime example). There's a wizard out there I'd like to tell you about who came and went in our lives like a magical puff of smoke. I'm talking of course... about Weedman. 

Filming Sandy 2 in New York City was some of the most fun we've had making content for you guys, but when we fir...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 8 (BTS Reward)

If you had to fight Mitch, Frank, or Michael, which one would you choose? Mitch its really tall, so it might be difficult but the bigger they are the harder they fall right? So there's that. Frank is pretty dense... but also really insecure about his hair, he so if you grab him by the head, he might give up immediately. Finally there's Mike, he seems like the best option, but don't be fooled, he can be tricky. The guy is a sadist, so if you give him a hard enough punch dude will moan just eno...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 7 (BTS Video Reward)

Endgame was the crossover event of the decade? They didn't even think to consider this episode of Under the Robe, staring one of the most A-list casts to date! We got our typical superhero celebs, such as Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, and Chris Evens. We got the legend himself, Adam Driver! We even have Grammy award winning stars in the video, such as Rihanna! And finally, the most famous of all... Us! Wizards with Guns! Oh you think we're not as famous as these people? You think we're no...

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Straight to the Top! (A Forgotten Script)

As you know... we have A LOT of sketch ideas. A trove of over 200 ideas collect dust in "The Wizards' Vault" (our Google Doc where we bank every sketch idea we've ever had). Very few are chosen from this vault to become fully filmed sketches, but even FEWER are chosen... fully written... and then DIE before we pull out the camera! 

This can happen for a myriad of reasons; late prop deliveries, scheduling conflicts, lack of available resources, etc. We'd like to think someday we'll ...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 6 (BTS Video Reward)

Our 6th Under the Robe... can't believe it been half a year making bloopers for you guys! Oh... you didn't know? All the bloopers and behind the scenes are fully scripted! Lemme guess... you think wrestling real too? These vids are acted out brilliantly by our "stand-in doubles"; Fred, Miguel, and Michelle! We try our best to make it seem like a couple of friends having a blast making care-free, comedy vids. In reality, these "BTS videos" have twice the production value, triple the c...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 5 (BTS Reward)

What you are about to witness is the most vile Wizards with Guns behind the scenes we've ever created. So heed this WARNING! If you have a weak stomach, you might want to head to Weenie Hut Junior's for this one. I'll be there, and I'll buy you a root beer float as a replacement for the vile imagery we'll be apologizing for, for the next 10 years. Please TRY to enjoy this BTS video of "Spanksgiving" and "Take the Shot!"

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Our Video Making Process

This is one of our most frequently asked questions, how do ya'll make videos? Is it just on a whim? Who does what? How long till an idea gets written, filmed, edited, etc? The answer is simpler than you think! 

However… I'm gonna make it as detailed and complicated as possible for maximum entertainment value. Between our internship jobs, families, engineering classes, and trying to 100% complete Jedi Fallen Order (Michael), we have to keep an insanely tight regiment... that const...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 4 (BTS Reward)

 SHHHHH! ...David here,  

And boy oh boy did April 2020 certainly had it's challenges! i.e. constant personal calls from The President, asking us for advice about this Covid-19 thing. All in all it was a successful month of sketch comedy, thanks to our generous supporters! In this episode, we look at the behind the scenes of Science Time, as well as a ton of deleted footage from Fired, Science Time, aaand by popular demand... Daniel's Quiet Corner! Please enjoy... QUIETLY...

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Haunted House Tour (The Lost Sketch)

A few of you "day ones" will remember the sketch "Haunted House Tour" from way back when our channel was just starting! It stars two wizards you may have never heard of: Harry (Ghost Derick) and Jacob (The Mortal). They're our two other best friends from high school, and members of our original Dungeons and Dragons group (pictures below)! You can even catch our D&D books and boxes at 3:40, from a game we finished right before filming this sketch!

You might be wondering, what happene...

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Under the Robe - Ep. 3 (BTS Video Reward)

An all new episode of "Under the Robe" is primed and ready to go! This episode features behind the scenes from "The Cycle" and "Bomb Salesmen", as well as deleted scenes from "The Wizard's Game!" We hope this video dulls the crippling isolation of quarantine for at least 8 minutes and 51 seconds. Stay safe folks, we love y'all!

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Under the Robe - Ep 2. (BTS Reward)

Sit back, relax, and enjoy just how much fun it was to make these February sketches! Don't worry, we cut out all the blood and tears for your viewing pleasure ... but we left in plenty of sweat. This months "Under the Robe" includes behind the scenes, extra bloopers, and deleted scenes from "Space Weight" and "Karate for Christ." Thank you all for another great month!

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The "Dirt" on Grave Mistake

 

Ever wonder how we pulled off “Grave Mistake”? No? Well we’re gonna tell you anyway! Going into filming we had two problems to solve: 1) we were gonna be fighting a setting sun, 80°+ heat, and a rainy forecast all in a swampy, flooded patch of forest where homeless people often come to shoot heroin, and 2) We couldn’t swing an actual shovel around each other’s soft little heads, dicks, balls, taints, etc. etc. Here’s how we combated those issues (more or less).

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Under the Robe - Ep. 1

Please enjoy our monthly BTS/Blooper/Deleted Scene video! For this first one, we take a look at the making of Sauce - The Movie, answer extra questions from our 10k Sub Special, and debut the true ending to Cooking with Kitchen!

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How to Make a "Non-Sexual," Airport Themed, Comedy Sketch

Step 1. Find a Treadmill. If you're a broke college student, who has never exercised before like we are, you probably don't own one. We recommend putting out an ad on insta, in the hopes a friend's mom is willing to loan hers for your "school project". Then pray she never sees it.

Step 2. Film several B-roll shots at a real airport, so you can cut them between the shots of the fake set you're about to build. Remember the TSA doesn't give a shit, they'll...

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