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Under the Robe - Ep. 32 (BTS and Blooper Reward)

Huzzah!! 300K Subscribers !!! We've CONTINUE to vanquish the nefarious Algorithmeus in the ongoing battle of SHITS! Huge thanks for waring alongside us throughout this crusade! A massive wizard's salute to you! No joke, your support has us doing HALF cartwheels (We can't do full ones... yet!) . None of our ridiculous videos would exist without your generous support. THANK YOU and wishing you a new year so magical, even unicorns are jelly... because you absolutely deserve it!

Whimsically...

Under the Robe - Ep. 31 (BTS Show Reward)

If you hadn't see in our discord yet, we just wanted to say:

Holy CANNOLI We BLEW past the 200,000 subscriber milestone, and boy HOWDY we gotta mention that we owe it all to YOU! Its because of your support that we're able to fully realize our ridiculous video ideas with THIS level of scope, which earned us a audience we've never dreamed of having. We do our best to make this Patreon worth it's while, but the reality is we are overwhelmed and honored by your generosity. We lo...

Under the Robe - Ep. 30 (BTS/Bloopers Reward)

Easily one of our favorite episodes! Please enjoy deleted scenes from "Dystopian Poor People" and "Grandpa's Last Words" As well as tons of bloopers from our recent Psychic and Multiverse sketches!

Under the Robe - Ep. 29 (BTS Show Reward)

Here's the final list of ideas we narrowed down for official WWG merchandise items:

-A belt with no loops

-A poster of oil that says "Trust Oil"

-A shirt made of red and grey puffy paint with a something scary on the back

-A fish you have to feed 8 times a day or it dies immediately

-A coffee cake with hair on top that spells out  "Wizards with Hair"

Wiz-Stream 33 (Gaming Livestream Reward) Saterday, April 15th, 9:00pm EST

Help VOTE which game you wanna watch us play! Saturday, April 15th, 7:30 pm EST

Every Episode of Under the Robe! (Blooper and BTS Show Reward)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksx0UMm5SM&list=PLJ0lCQ4-QSzegFMMYX7JLNGOqjNN9kszY&index=1

Welcome to our Patreon! Please click the link above to watch a playlist of every episode from our behind the scenes show "Under the Robe!" This show EXPOSES every blooper and any deleted scenes form ALL of our sketches! We are so grateful for your choice to support us! We hope ...

Under the Robe - Ep. 28 (Bloopers & BTS Reward)

Boy ohh boy this Under the Robe is TEEMING with steam, and STEAMING with Teem ;) plus this one is JAM-PACKED with deleted scenes from the Horno's Hole sketch and Joker House!! We hope you enjoy, and thank you so much for your ongoing support!

The Wizard's Birthday Bash!

Several of you have already seen this video up on Frank's personal channel, so we figured we'd make a quick post to give y'all some much needed context :) We were all born in march, so every year we try to celebrate all our birthdays at once in an event we call "Birthday weekend." 

To kick of this year's birthday weekend we threw a party with all our closest friends! We made sure to have all sorts of competitive activities with the opportunity to win one of MANY Chili's gift cards....

Baggage Claim (The Musical)

OG Wizards with Guns fans remember the baggage claim sketch was originally a music video for our favorite song at the time, "Severed" by the Decemberists. For copyright reasons we had to repost without the music, but we wanted to share the original sketch here!

What the HELL is the Internet?! (Reposted)

It's rare a video gets taken down from our channel. However this one was removed, not for the usual circumstances of aging poorly or receiving a copystrike, but because we simply... didn't like it. That's all. We're just not very happy with the way this one turned out so we deleted it from existence! However... just because WE didn't like it doesn't mean OTHERS can't. So we're reposting it here for you to enjoy (or hate)! 

Under the Robe - Ep. 27

It's time for another A.I. written sketch! In honor of Mitchell's recent knee surgery, here's something Chat GPT whipped up:

Mitch is sitting on the couch with his leg propped up, a large bandage covering his knee. Frank and Mike are standing nearby, holding drumsticks and grinning mischievously.

Frank: "So Mitch, how's the knee feeling?"

Mike: "We're glad you survived the surgery! "

Mitch: "It's feeling better, thanks. But I don't think it's quite ready for any drummi...

Under the Robe - Ep. 26 (BTS and Bloopers Reward)

The following is a sketch idea that we never got around to writing... so we let an A.I. write it for us instead! Here are the results:

The psychic medium stood on stage, in front of a large and enthusiastic crowd. He was tall and thin, with long, flowing hair and a crystal ball on a small table next to him.  

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am a psychic medium," he said, his deep, mysterious voice echoing throughout the theater. "I have the power to communicate with the dead and pre...

Under the Robe - Ep. 25 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

100K Subscribers! WE DID IT!!! We have gained a MAJOR victory in the ongoing war against the convoluted metaphor known as Algorithmeus! We're so happy you've continued to fly with us into battle with us! We salute you fellow wizard!! For real, thank you so much! We are unbelievably grateful for your support! Seriously none of this would have been possible without you. We never dreamed of being able to create some of the videos we've made, I mean that recent Star Wars one felt next level! We h...

Under the Robe - Ep. 24 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

Guys I'm sure you've noticed but our production quality has increased quite a bit this episode and it's all thanks to you! Better lighting, better lenses, better pizza Papa Johns. But seriously we're able to rent studios now (i.e the batman sketch)! It's rare now a days that we think of an idea and then have to turn it down because it would be "too difficult" for a  production our size. It's now the opposite! We feel we are able to film anything sketch we can think of, and it's YOU who's...

Under the Robe - Ep. 23 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

While filming the colonial duel sketch in public, many people approached us about our period specific fashion. Most wanted photos, some asked if there was a play near by, but one women in particular stood out from the passers-by. Her name was Nora, and she said she was in love with our get up! We told her it was for our YouTube channel and she was thrilled. She then asked our help to promote a parade she was planning. The parade was specifically for Paul McCartney... and Vietnam Veterans... &...

Under the Robe - Ep. 22 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

Woah! Did not expect the JCS Parody video to blow up the way it did! Over 1 million views! That's exciting! I mean we've had a couple million on TikTok and YouTube Shorts... but never on the main channel! And now we're headed towards 100K subscribers! Unbelievable!! We are so grateful you guys have been at our side while we wage war, together, against Algorithmeus and his unwavering forces!!

P.S. I just noticed how many exclamation points I used in this Patreon post! Very unprofessional...

Under the Robe - Ep. 21 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

Guys I wanna talk about the Will Smith slap... I know everyone's sick of hearing it, but I just wanna share what it was like for me when I first saw it... since I was there for the whole thing! Mitch was just sitting in on the couch eating Tostitos scoops (no salsa style), then suddenly Will Smith burst through the door, screamed "FRITO LAY FOR LIFE" then slapped mitch square in sternum. Mitch buckled over trying to catch his breath, but before he could do anything, Will stole the scoops and ...

Under the Robe - Ep. 20 (Bloopers and BTS Reward)

It's so weird hitting 100,000 subscribers, and it's not even for the channel we've been creatively pouring our SOULS into for over 3 years... but our secondary channel! I guess it's the same content just in a different format... still super weird lol but none the less we are super grateful! There's no way we would be here with out the support of people those have the same sense of humor as we do! Seriously, we can't say it enough thank you and we love you!

Under the Robe - Ep. 19

If you haven't seen what we said the discord, we just wanted to say:

Merry Christmas! And also, you guys are just the greatest! We hit 50,000 subscribers and truthfully the only reason we are at this point is because you guys personally give us the freedom to create anything we can think of! We used to have so many limitations when writing these sketches, but now your support lets us do things we couldn't DREAM of! We honestly don't say it enough but THANK YOU and we love you and Daniel...

Under the Robe - Ep. 18 (BTS Show Reward)

This Episode of Under the Robe is sponsored by Sweetum's Cola Sticks. 

"No Can. No Problem!"

*Sweetum's does no condone the actions committed by it's former Vice President, Anthony Sweetum. His actions on July 4th DO NOT represent Sweetum's LLC's parotitic core values*

Under the Robe - Ep. 17 (BTS Show Reward)

Here’s some behind the scenes for ya. Frank died while we were filming this past month. He drank a lethal amount of ranch… right in the middle of the cop video. We had to film the ranch video with a silly putty dummy as his stand-in. We tried our best but you can definitely tell it’s not him… the performance was just too lively :(

Under the Robe - Ep. 16 (BTS Show Reward)

At the time of posting this episode of Under the Robe, we are about to hit 30K subscribers! Which is crazy to think about!! Thank you so much for your support! This is huge for us and it's all thanks to you :)

Also! We were in a Zuquap video this month! Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-wb649QGIE

Cheese Grater (A Shredded Script)

As you know... we have A LOT of sketch ideas. A trove of over 200 ideas collects dust in "The Wizards' Vault" (our Google Doc where we bank every sketch idea we've ever had). Very few are chosen from this vault to become fully-filmed sketches, but even FEWER are chosen... fully written... and then DIE before we pull out the camera!

This can happen for a myriad of reasons; late prop deliveries, scheduling conflicts, lack of available resources, etc. This absolutely bizarre script carried...

Under the Robe - Ep. 15 (BTS Show Reward)

Hey Everyone! Frank here just wanted to thank you all again for being so supportive the past few days while I was in the hospital! The ultimate update is I'm fully back to normal health! Except one thing... they removed my goofy gland. I know what you're thinking, so let me assure you a "goofy glad" is not the same thing as a "funny bone." So don't worry I'll still be able to make jokes and have an overall sense of humor... I'm just incontinent now.

Please enjoy episode 15 of o...

Under the Robe - Ep. 14 (BTS Video Reward)

Why isn't there a cool way to kill a wizard? Werewolves get silver bullets, Trolls must die by fire, Vampires get stakes though the heart, but wizards? Nothing! You can just kill a wizard any regular way you kill a human. If Voldemort had a light machine gun... he could have wiped out Hogwarts EASY. There wouldn't be enough characters left for a second movie, unless the sequel was called "Harry Potter and the Swiss Cheese Corpse Factory!" …sorry that was morbid. But... this is exactly why t...

Under the Robe - Ep. 13 (BTS Show Reward)

Oh you think a little "COVID-19" is gonna stop us?! THINK AGAIN! We're back more quarantined than ever! All because laughter is the best medicine! Too bad it only comes in a suppository though... it hurts to sit. 

Please enjoy this brand spanking new episode of Under the Robe! Brought to you by Pfizer (TM)

Fútbol Management

Growing up, we weren’t always putting ourselves out there for goofs. In high school we mostly kept to ourselves, running role-playing games in whatever the Florida equivalent of a basement is and farting into mason jars, closing them really fast. However, for absolutely no reason, we decided senior year, we’d finally expose ourselves. You can’t really lose what you don’t have, so in this case, social status was a bit of an afterthought.

Before Mitch was a camera, he was a soccer...

Under the Robe - Ep. 12

Under the robe is BACK and it's sweatier than ever! This episode we go FULL GRUNDLE! Feast you're eyes on our hairless thighs! This is NOT for the faint of heart... cause we're talking taint to fart!

A General Guide to Dungeon Mastering!

Frank St. John’s Guide to DMing:

This curated list of helpful tips, for dungeon mastering a “Dungeons and Dragons” campaign, is based on opinions I’ve developed from over 6 years of DMing experience.

This guide assumes you already know how to play D&D 5th edition, and are aware of the basic rules and functions of DMing. If you lack this knowledge, there are several online videos and guides that explain the rules and mechanics of running a D&D game ...

Under the Robe - Ep. 11 (BTS Video Reward)

This has been our best month yet... all thanks to YOU! To show our gratitude, we made this special episode of Under the Robe as full of content as we possibly could! So we hope you  enjoy long videos, cause we're serving up 15 minutes and 35 seconds of steaming hot goofs and gaffs! 

Happy Holidays everybody! :) May your gifts and stocking be surrounded by Kevin McCallister-style booby traps upon Magius' arrival!