Stefan has officially obtained a license to drive and we already break several laws as we have more than one additional passenger in the car as he drives. But it's worth it! Stefan takes the wheel and maneuvers John's car around an empty parking lot as we practice shoulder checking, mirror discipline, and stall parking. Next up: the damn road!!!
2023-04-30 19:39:23 +0000 UTC View PostWe are back on our celebrity shout-out bullshit, as we once again plumb the depths of the Swedish/Canadian Cameo-style site, Memmo. This time, our friend Jesse Farrar (GoK, YKS) joins us as we take a peek at some horrible impersonators from Britney Spears to Deep Fake Trump and we hear from Michael Buffer, Dennis Hull, and the Cock Destroyers make their triumphant return. Plus, we finally find a potential taker of Tom Sizemore's throne for Worst Cameo Ever.
2023-04-12 19:57:08 +0000 UTC View PostMaddy Kelly (comedian) rejoins the show to answer YOUR dumb questions and this episode gets particularly sexy as we (sort of) divulge our sexual histories in the name of an imaginary bank account and talk about the sexiest piece of clothing. We also talk about Guys, eating a mile of food, breaking expensive things, and filling out forms.
Listen to Maddy's new podcasts! "Let's Make a Rom Com" and "Popcorn for Dinner" are both available now!!!
2023-04-06 02:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a special POD Kast block this week, as John and Bryan have the POD Kast account blocked by Disturbed lead singer David Draiman the second he logs back onto Twitter. It's a wild story as we fill the listeners in on that and just the whole backstory with him. It's a good time. We also get into cotton candy, 70s recipes and obscure "salads", obscure sports, and Bryan regales us about his time working at Chuck E. Cheese.
2023-03-29 17:41:37 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the first things on the show you might be surprised to learn IS Canadian, we cover the very well-known career launch of Elisha Cuthbert and Jay Baruchel, Popular Mechanics for Kids. Our friend Rachel Feltman (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) joins us as we cover an episode on Aquariums. Jay gets the much sweeter jobs (classic) as he gets to visit a giant aquarium build in California and go open-water diving. Elisha...gets to collect a mucus sample from a sea lion. There's also S...
2023-03-22 23:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostBrandon Ash Mohammed (comedian) is back and he's in-studio for two things: to enjoy the experience of recording with us in person, and to see John's ass. Well, not exactly sure he flew all the way to Vancouver for either thing, but we are thrilled to have him as we answer your questions. We start the episode by dropping our skincare routine, and then we get into urinal cakes, grocery shopping, performing Jackass stunts, Mortal Kombat fatalities, owning Iwaspoisoned.com, and staring at each ot...
2023-03-09 07:38:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a brand-new bonus type here for First-Timers Club Sweeps Month, as Stefan and John put on their serious (sorta) journalist caps and start this new series where we are going to give an honest attempt at a straight-ahead interview (as only we can) with some of our more interesting friends. First up, it's Steve Sladkowski of the punk band PUP. Steve gives us the lowdown on touring the world, playing Warped Tour, the current (terrible) economics of being in a band, and much more. It's like F...
2023-02-24 08:21:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the first episode in a new series where Stefan learns how to drive, and John teaches him! Of course, before Stefan can get on the road, he has to take his written learner's test. Will he pass, or will the nerves get to be too much? A few of our friends (and Stefan's dad) have some advice for Stefan and he tries to take it all in as he takes his L.
2023-02-19 18:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostAlison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins us after INSISTING that she be a part of our AJLT recaps, and she insisted that just in time, as this is the final episode of Season 1 of the show. The show does indeed cram a lot into the season finale, but not a lot of it is all that interesting, including an ending that leaves us all completely baffled.
2023-02-09 03:12:03 +0000 UTC View PostMeg is away, so John takes over as the venerable Quizmaster for a meeting of the two titans of Twitch streaming: The Go Off Kings and bigsofttitty.png. Jesse and Stefan team up against Tom and Demi, and it's predictable chaos, as the two teams vie to see who will be crowned the victors of Trivia Party.
2023-01-31 23:43:03 +0000 UTC View PostBryan Quinby joins the show to break down the penultimate episode of Season 1 of "...And Just Like That", and it might be the worst episode yet, somehow. You'd figure with it being the second-to-last episode things would, y'know, happen, but apparently not! Che and Miranda continue to figure out what their "thing" is, Steve and Carrie have a bizarre moment, and Charlotte thinks she might be starting menopause. It's hard-hitting stuff and we break it all down!
2023-01-24 19:48:52 +0000 UTC View PostClare Belford (comedian) returns to the show to answer some of YOUR listener questions as John's answer to the viral "landing a plane in an emergency situation" tweet prompts a phone call from Stefan and John's mutual friend who is an actual pilot. The rest of the episode doesn't need a guest expert, as the three of us weigh in on parental content bans, bad video games, the National Inquirer, the glow puck, unfortunate carpeting, and the three of us recount our first time doing stand-up.
2023-01-12 08:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostAaron Read (comedian/musician) returns to the show to discuss John getting mixed up with Edmonton Oilers Twitter during last year's playoffs. We also get into adding sound effects to the show, Aaron bringing up Pornhub ads leads to Stefan introducing him to the Venus for Men, and we talk about bus drivers who get a little bit creative on their routes. Plus, we talk Coke freestyle machines (and Pepsi "Spires"), masturbating with Rumble Paks, restaurant fight videos, Stefan's giant head, and ou...
2022-12-21 21:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostWith only 3 episodes left, you'd assume "And Just Like That" would be speeding towards a gripping finale...but you'd be wrong! It's yet another near-filler episode as Chris James (Not Even a Show) joins us to try his best to figure out what the hell is going on, having never watched a single second of Sex and the City previously. Carrie has a meaningless plotline about a disruptive downstairs neighbour, Charlotte gets caught by her daughter Lily with Harry's (very fake) dick in her hand, and ...
2022-12-16 20:14:47 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the VOD from our first-ever BP call-in show, as we hear from many of our beloved listeners over the course of a few hours. Perhaps the highlight is the reveal of the Blocked Party race car, but there's lots of great chats in here! Our listeners are cool!
2022-12-15 20:22:14 +0000 UTC View PostKC Novak (comedian) returns to the show to answer your mailbag questions, as we ponder what it would be like to have brain surgery (probably good for us) and our most problematic crush (bad). We also discuss famous doctors, Lindt chocolate, Wendy's, not nutting, Canadian ballet, and Stefan is forced to consider the fact that if he gets his driver's license, he's probably going to end up reviewing fast food in his car.
2022-12-07 16:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostA show that's perhaps a little more memorable to John than Stefan, we have returning guest Caitlin Durante (Bechdel Cast) on to talk about a beloved Ontario-based children's show: Polka Dot Door. With songs and stories and so much more, we break down the truly baffling special episode "Polkaroo's Birthday", in which the strange creature we call "Polkaroo"--a portmanteau of "polka dot" and "kangaroo" forgets it's his birthday, and the show's 5 (!!) hosts try to track him down. It's bizarrely p...
2022-11-24 19:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back with what might be the best episode of this torturous season so far, and Danika Thibault (comedian) is here to break it all down with us. Carrie writes a memoir about Big's death and after some weird encouragement from her book agent (and Oprah), she gets back into the dating pool. Speaking of the dating pool, Miranda tries to ignite things with Steve in a horribly awkward "sex" scene and that doesn't pan out and John realizes Steve sounds a little too much like someone we know. It...
2022-11-17 17:09:18 +0000 UTC View PostBecca makes her triumphant return to the podcast as we discuss how the term "hoser" came to be, and Becca reveals she doesn't know what "Strange Brew" is. The rest of this episode is a bit of a strange brew, as we answer your questions about heists, sleeping, furries, Frank D'Angelo, Big Shiny Tunes, Spy vs. Spy, our dream celebrity birthday blunt rotation, and John and Stefan hatch a crazy new episode idea: John teaches Stefan how to drive.
2022-11-09 20:39:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It simply would not be a trip to Vancouver, BC, Canada for a man who loves the store as much as Jesse Farrar were we not to take him to our most iconic store: Canadian Tire. Bask in the glow of Jesse's face as we discover the plethora of products available to him in one place from camping gear to toilet seats. And he gets really mad at Stefan for using his debit card.
2022-10-28 00:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Stefan's new podcast partner, Aaron Warner (I Hate This Team, ChapoFYM) joins the fellas for a special episode where we break down some of our favourite hockey highlights from the past couple of decades. We take a look at some great goals, hits, fights, bloopers, audio clips, and a sit-down interview with Don Cherry conducted by Toronto Sun dumbass Joe Warmington. Alright, let's go!
2022-10-25 19:40:57 +0000 UTC View PostDespite the episode title, the actual Diwali celebration in this episode ends up being about 3 minutes of the show (probably for the best) and that sets the tone for what's ultimately another filler episode in a season full of them. Libby Watson (writer) joins us as Carrie continues to deal with her Big grief and tries to move into a new place, the Rock storyline continues to develop as Charlotte gets more problematic, and Miranda has very weird, 80s music video-inspired flashbacks to her hoo...
2022-10-19 20:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe title says it all: on a trip to Vancouver, Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks join the Blocked Boys LIVE in the BP Studios for a hangout episode. It goes about how you'd expect, as an early episode burping fit turns into a lot of nonsense talk about their respective Vancouver trips, including A&W, Exploding Kittens, the Nashville mayor who liked cemetery sex, the Booty Jordans, hotel TVs, and a review of the live show.
2022-10-06 19:14:32 +0000 UTC View PostTim and Dana are BACK on the show answering YOUR listener questions and this month we FINALLY get serious as we answer the one true question: would you let a vampire suck you off? We also get into bodily fluid retention, Hedonism II, Jurassic Park, delicious dips, hide and seek, museums, Halloween costumes, and sharting in the starting blocks.
2022-09-29 01:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostAndrea Jin (comedian) joins us to talk about how she never got into Sex and the City at all, and somehow her first exposure to the whole thing was through this mess! We discuss Andrea's recent move to LA, Stefan getting back into soccer, and anything else we can think of other than this episode. But we do get to it eventually, as Carrie needs hip surgery, Che and Miranda finally hook up (and Miranda makes a bunch of weird noises), and we finally come around to Charlotte's child saying all the...
2022-09-14 17:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn the past, some of you have noted that you'd prefer to have an audio version of the video content. It feels like the Canadian Heritage Minutes need to be seen to be believed, but if you'd like an audio version of the show instead, here it is.
2022-09-08 20:15:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a minute, but we are back with some Canadian Education, and this time it's a video episode! We're joined by Alison Rosen (Childish, Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) to discuss a great part of our nation's education program: Canadian Heritage Minutes. Often airing incongruously with children's programming, these are government-sponsored brief snippets into our country's history. They're weird! Some of them are racist! We look at a bunch from the 90s that include looks into our n...
2022-09-08 20:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostDoing the Hell Block last month sparked Stefan's memory of being blocked by conservative meme scientist Benny Johnson, and so we had to get to it as soon as we could. Luckily our good friend Chris James (Not Even a Show) was there for the ride as we discuss the wedding Stefan and John attended this weekend, Tim Pool's new emo song, Stefan finds a chaos meal on Twitter, and Lee Corso loses his mind on TV. Plus, Chris was on an ill-fated BC Ferries journey last week and gives us the whole rundo...
2022-08-31 21:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's finally here! Molly Thomas won the WAVAW listener contest all the way back in March and now gets the distinct pleasure of joining the Blocked Boys for an episode. And what an episode it is! With this being a very clear filler episode of "...And Just Like That" that also continues to challenge the boundaries of good taste, we spend more time talking about Molly's travels and her celebrity crush, an answer which may shock you. Stefan also forces John to compliment him a bunch of times amid...
2022-08-17 21:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostOur good friend Derek returns to the show to answer YOUR questions! We ponder what our version of Hell might look like, and quite frankly, it might be a lot of what we get into in this episode, as a question about the worst fart you've ever done leads to more Joey for John. Plus, we chat the frozen food aisle, nostalgic foods, complaining to the manager, field day, The Simpsons, and what Nathan Fielder would help us rehearse.
2022-08-04 01:03:35 +0000 UTC View Post