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Jumbo Juice 2 (Teaser 3 - Final Chapters)

Hey there Patron,

Here is the last bit of JJ2. What did you think of a spinoff of the Sebastian series? I am in the process of cleaning this story up a bit actually.  I have never written about frot and had to google it and the Wikipedia is quite interesting. Not necessarily my cup of tea specifically, but not unenjoyable to explore for this exercise.

But with my love of Futa sated (Barely) and this experiment completed, it's time to get back to the business you all reall...

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Ello!

Greetings my dear Patron!

The start of another new week is upon us. I for one and exhausted already. The sign of a good weekend? Perhaps of something much darker...? Who's to say? Not I.

I will have the rest of JJ2 out this week and maybe a teaser for something else or perhaps more CYOA stuff. I like watching those polls. (Ayy)

Not much else to say. The weekend's exhaustion has me mentally winded so I don't seem to be able to overly pontificate and barely managed that ...

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Jumbo Juice 2 (Teaser 2)

Hello there my dear Patron.

I don't know about your part of the world, but mine is finally, FINALLY, slowly, getting cooler. Seriously. For a person like me, the heat is a death knell from the get-go so seeing the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel of this year's summer is a ringing bell of hope. Are you in a similar boat or does the heat feed your heart and kick your engine into overdrive? More power to you, Patron.

Today is another chapter of Jumbo Juice 2. I...

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CYOA 3 - Bev and Bevs?

Having a nice start to the week? I sincerely hope so my dear Patron.

I decided to stop being lazy and finally cranked out the next bit of the CYOA story. It is still slow burn, but doesn't have to be for long! Depending on what you choose of course. Also, instead of just having blanks for names I am going to choose something which I think fits the vibe of a character and leave the final choice to you. Also going to start throwing in some gag answers as well. Maybe it will bite me (and...

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Jumbo Juice 2 (Teaser 1)

Greetings dear Patron!

I am feeling pretty good today. I had a busy few days and have just felt so dragged down and tired, but I turned a bit of a corner I think. Letting go of a few things and allowing myself to move past some others I think. This and that getting a bit easier around the home and such. Anyway.

I know there are some mixed feelings about the Sebastian series and I kind of have a few ideas why, since it feels kind of like a superman situation perhaps. Too good t...

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Poppin' in.

Hey there Patron.

This week has been a little hectic, but I will have plenty of time tomorrow to finish up a few things and upload some goodies for you. I want to get the next installment of the CYOA out there and I am debating whether to upload another chapter of Lazy Futa, A teaser for experimental medicine, or a chapter of a spinoff related to the sebastian series. (Notably Jumbo Juice, following Jessica's journey and running into a pair of bro-scientists who work together very clos...

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Lazy Futa 6- Breakfast of Champions

Dear Patron,

How are you faring? I am so tired. I recently enjoyed a long vacation and popped by the beach. It was heavenly, but so hot and after two days out there, driving, staying up late, all of it, I have been down for the count all week. With Friday in sight I am still astonished I haven't collapsed yet.

There is still another good month or so of warm weather I'd say, and seeing the sea did feel great so if you have the chance, give it a look and dig your toes into the s...

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CYOA Episode 2 - Recovery

Dear Patron! It is the start of a wonderful week I am hoping. It is still hot and humid and basically horrendous for me. It is a busy week and already I feel like a lot of my time is being wasted and I am being disrespected! In other words, business as usual. I have to remember to bring the removable armor I put around my heart to work. After being away for a bit I tend to forget that sometimes. Ah, just a few more deep breaths, and I will be home free.

Anyway! We are making progress! ...

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Comment on cyoa poll that turned into a rant about the page and my content.

Another ton of options for you to play with! How lucky! I am giving you most of the weekend to pick your poison so I have some time to dream up the next steps before I smack keys the following week.

 If we can get these polls to turnaround at a good enough rate then I might be able to make one or two updates a week (Potentially wishful thinking so don't hold me to it.) But the intro was only 500 words which is a matter of tens of minutes for me after I am done outlining.  

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CYOA Episode 1

Dear Patron, again I must thank you for your responses to the poll and appreciate your insights and comments as well. The results of the poll lead me in this general direction:

Male MC, Hetero Interactions, Focus on growing dicks, balls, and breasts, Set in modern day (TBD), and written in....

I wrote a rant on it and everything and I am still at this impasse. Pretty much a dead heat between all four options. What is one to do? I shall give it a shot and bounce around all the ...

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CYOA POLL - Post-EP1: Framing

Please make your choices for how you want to flesh out the details for the story beginning featured in THIS post.

I went with 4 main categories where your input will shape MC's current situation and ultimately shape his future as well. Choose whatever you want! Go wild!

(Copied from the story post)
( A ) Represents the method of the growth. Whatever is causing it, and will be fleshed ...

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Playing with the Poll (Ayy)

Taking a glance at the results with roughly a day to go, the poll's responses are holding steady (Male MC, Hetero Interactions, Modern Setting, PE and BE main) but the style of writing seems to be in a kind of deadlock between 3rd person and 1st person. 4 wanting 1st person (focused or bouncing around heads), 3 wanting 3rd person, and 2 wanting a mix of both.

 If you have a stronger preference one way or another, consider changing your votes! Although considering a blend of both wi...

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Low Key Whoops

So, yeah. Just realized CH5 and CH4 of lazy futa popped out two days apart earlier this week. (Laptop computer has been dead and finally looking at everything through my home PC after being away for a bit)

I meant for  CH5 to release next week, but oh well I guess! Lucky!

If next week is a slow one, please be understanding.  If the poll gets plenty of feedback though I will have plenty of fun stuff to throw out there for you though.

I can be quite the dummy so...

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CYOA: Humble beginnings

 My dear patron I feel like I have been aloof of late. I hope you don't feel that way though.

So let's get to it!  Where do we begin this story? How detailed should the polls be? Do you just want pitches and to pick what you want? I have nothing but questions!

Pick whatever applies to you and I will see about working with the information and responses I get and start cranking out some fun for you all.

Generally just asking what kind of character you want to b...

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Lazy Futa 5 - Just Hanging Out

5 - Just Hanging Out


The whir and click of the chain and gears as she glided in echoed off of the terrace’s floor above her. She set her bike on its kickstand and unlocked her door un bungee-ing and shifting the various goods she had into the foyer vestibule zone.

“Hey guys! I’m back.” She called through her ceiling and heard the clomping of feet rush to the door and then peek over the edge of the railing.

“So glad you made it back alright,...

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Lazy Futa 4 - Shopping

Greetings my dear Patron.

I hope the weather has been treating you well enough. It has been blazing where I am and there have been more than a few storms kicking up and around. I'm thankful when rains and winds cool things down, but everything is in extremes it feels like. Can't just get a little rain here and there, it has got to be this huge downpour or multiple days of it and such. Ay yi yi.

I have also been seeing family and friends a bit recently which has kept me busy in ...

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Random Idea - What do you think?

I have had a kind of interesting idea I think. Not unique or anything since there are many on across the net, but as a means of keeping things moving and an easier way for me to knock out more bite-sized chunks of writing fun instead of keeping you chomping on the bit a week at a time for stuff.

If I started doing a 'choose your own adventure' style little writing interaction, would you be interested in that? It would be majority vote for the most part and I would also try to slot in ...

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Lazy Futa - 3: Cheap Street

Greetings my dear Patron.

The weather has been so brutal recently and I can almost hear the meter on my electricity box clicking up every minute. Things we do to survive!

Some good news and some bad news. First, the bad! My laptop, surface pro 4, battery finally expanded to the point the screen is beginning to pop off. I had watched a few vids in preparation for this moment and after a bit more googling ultimately decided to limit usage to emergencies only. Typing on my phone at...

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Thoughts on Recent directions

I am curious about the general reception to a futanari story.

In a previous poll I asked about what people were into and about a quarter selected Futa and gender bending stuff. Obviously expansion is the most popular and that is and will be a big theme of the story. I also wanted to see if there are negative or tepid responses to the current offerings. Thanks for your input as always!

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The Lazy Futa: 2- House Cleaning

Greetings dear patron. Hope you enjoyed a nice weekend. Did you enjoy that image I shared? That artist does some phenomenal work and some of those pieces really hit the mark for me.  Today I have the next offering of Lazy Futa. Over five-thousand delicious words of bags of cum basically. Some of the dreaded world building which starts to give a peek at what is really going on here.

What would a world where futanari appeared in great numbers even look like? How does legislation af...

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Inspiration for "The Lazy Futa"

This is a wonderful peice by artist Mitsumata Kaname.

https://daisy-mitsumata.fanbox.cc/

Please check out all their socials at the link above.


I adore this image and it seriously turned me on since it's perfectly in my range of all the things I lik...

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The Lazy Futa (Tentative Title) 1: Trash Day

Here it is!  This is the first chapter and it was based on an image I had found cruising around the internet and was extremely inspired by. It is a picture of a thin futanari chick carrying two huge bags of tissues dotted with spent condoms and surrounded by various comments, explanations, and information about the scene. How the bags were so heavy because they were filled with sodden paper essentially. And just the overall casual atmosphere and the fact she wasn't some crazy tit and coc...

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Teaser incoming

Greetings my dear Patron,

 Did you enjoy the Nutrex system?  Gotta love a happy ending. Work has been a roller coaster for me this week, but I will say I have been able to get some serious writing in as previously hoped.

I follow a handful of subreddits discussing writing, primarily erotica because, obviously! And like all subreddits it is plagued by people who have never used the search function, are seemingly unable to lurk, and basically as the same questions ever...

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Benefits of the Nutrex System (Part 3)

Greetings my Dear Patron,

That flood coming from a broken dam I was hoping for is less of a deluge than I was hoping. Nevertheless I have been making progress on a brand new story that I want to start sharing with you as soon as I have a nice chunk ready. It is a bit different than what I have been writing up until now and I am not sure if there will be explicit inflation for a while, but there will be plenty of sexiness, big sizes, unique scenarios, and lots of everyday life stuff. T...

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Benefits of the Nutrex System (Part 2)

Greetings dear Patron!

The main brunt of my rant-power for the week was spent yesterday and the proverbial cracks in the dam widen allowing for more and more creativity to flow already.  After today and tomorrow I should be looking at open seas and the only thing getting between those swaying waves of smutty goodness we all love and posting them here are my woefully itchy fingers. Scratching the keys and clicking mouse buttons should be a strong enough cure that will hopefully ma...

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Cracks in the Dam

 Greetings my dear Patron. I haven't forgotten about you, never fear. It has been a long weekend and a busy week and I have barely been able to make time to type between work, real life, and oppressive heat. I am not a summer person by any means and walking between my car and my place is enough to demotivate me utterly until I am surrounded by conditioned air so cold my tits remind me of the characters in some of my stories.

So the dam. The damned dam.  Believe it or not, it...

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Benefits of the Nutrex System (Part 1)

Greetings dear Patron.

Having a nice week? Have you read EM9 yet? If you have, please take a look at the polls I put up. I am still wondering if there will be any changes in the trending feedback.

Anyway, hello there! After completing chapter nine of experimental medicine I feel like I need a break! But I have been plugging away at chapter ten doing a lot more dictation rather than keyboard typing recently. Saying some of this stuff out loud while cruising in my car makes me a ...

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Knee-Jerk Rant (Post EM9)

 Greetings dear patron! Hope you are keeping cool. I find myself needing to educate the people around me how managing airflow and air conditioning works on a daily basis. For a person like me, cool air is a must in this sweltering heat where I live. Likewise for my ballooning laptop! (Thankfully hasn't shown signs of expansion recently. Only time I will ever hope for less expansion, right?)

The last few polls I put up about EM9 are quite enlightening. I am very glad I put them out...

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EM9 Poll #3: About the Doctor

Please read chapter nine of Experimental medicine before answering this poll. Otherwise know full well there may be vaguely spoilerly text for your delicious smut.

  Regarding the Doctor, Michelle Cuunis, Please let me know how you felt about things. Click all that apply:

Also, just because this is a shameless self insert character, don't feel free to bash her to shit if you don't like her ...

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EM9 Poll #2: About the Office Ladies

Please read chapter nine of Experimental medicine before answering this poll. Otherwise know full well there may be vaguely spoilerly text for your delicious smut.

  Regarding the 'Main' office ladies (Boss, Trish, and Valentina), Please let me know how you felt about things. Click all that apply:

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