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Weirdass Pond at Weirdass Planet

I wanted to make another painterly drawing and I fully admit that I was too unprepared for the subject matter. At least the abstractedness is there.

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The Mulk Truck

A little remake of a doodle I did in early 2019.

Got Mulk?

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The All-Knowing Monika!

You know what's weird? 

The machine isn't even plugged in.

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A Happy Valentine's Day For Sayori

After three years, love is achieved.

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Lisa Munoz

CW: Lisa's story touches on the sensitive topic of school shootings and her change of character for the worse.

Name: Lisa Munoz

Sex/Gender: Female

Age: 20 (as of 2002)

Height: ~4,9 feet tall

Weight: 120lbs

Lisa Munoz is a chilling and ruthless killer trapped in a late teen girl's body. Her small, skinny frame and long brown hair, which part of it sticks up like a small crown, give her a deceptively harmless appearance typical of young girls at the time....

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Monika Vs. Cow

"How do you kill that which has no character file?"

- u/edave64, Reddit person

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Colorful Language

I made this drawing just for pun!

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The Craving (Horror Manga Scan)

You are now Yuri chow.

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Natsuki's Challenge (Manga Scan)

Who's the dummy now!?

You still are.

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Your Pet Bun! (Manga Scan)

Good luck on your adoption!

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Baby Yuri Wants Uppies (Manga Scan)

You dropped your grape.

Pick it up.

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Post-Cupcake Journal Entry 002 (Manga Scan)

It is more important than water, more important than breathing.

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Emotional Bun Music (Manga Scan)

Never underestimate the little sunshine.

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Low Blow Natsuki

You can't make cupcakes without breaking a couple eggs.

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"The Grumpy Cupcake" - virtual oil and gouache paint on digital canvas; 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm

I'm growing more confident in painting. This one was done in a few hours.

While I'm amazed that painting is much faster than line artwork, I shouldn't rely on it too much. I might get lazier and messier. 

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Self Portrait on January

A self portrait, done 1/10/24.

I did this within a few hours. What I slowly learned is that painting is quicker than line art.

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Purple Blanket

Do you feel warm looking at this?

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Mel

Name: Melanie Allen

Sex/Gender: Female

Age: 41 (appears to look 68) (as of 2004)

Height: ~5,06 feet tall

Weight: 170lbs

Build: Despite her body's withered aging look due to drugs and physical abuse, Melanie is deceptively fit and capable of combat maneuvers.

Melanie Allen, or Mel as she was known as former 80s rock star to now infamous terrorist, is one of the most notorious and recognizable members of the anarchist terrorist group, the Fallen Founders.

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Natsuki can't carry the bun.

Why is baby bun dummy fat?

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A Better View of Desolation

This was a little experiment of creating a gloomy urban atmosphere along with practicing a more natural type of art style.

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Average Chihuahua Behavior

It's either this dog or a pitbull named Princess.

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littol munka liekz da FROOT

The baby club president approves.

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Yurrito

Grapes in a burrito.

Yummy.

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Hide the pain, Monika.

The club president can delete everything but her agony.

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DEATH GRIPS

I first heard of Death Grips back in 2014 when I was a dumb 19 year old looking around Kill la Kill clips on Youtube. That was when I heard of a deep chanting rap from a man I know now as MC Ride.

About a decade later, my drawing skills had improved pretty significantly, and I wanted to try out drawing the rapper himself. My first PSD file got corrupted 💀so I had to recover from that. 😔

And now, here's my second attempt!

Thanks to a friend, I was convinced to also draw...

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The Distant Cupcake

"The little baby sits still, way too far from your reach and into the nothing. It seems to be free and unattended, no one yet to claim it. You can move towards the baby, but you can barely recognize the feel of the "ground" beneath your worn feet. You can't make out what is around you besides the clear image of the baby. There could be more "ground".....or probable danger.  Your energy, faint, could give you the rare opportunity to take the baby for yourself."

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A Beautiful Batch of Baby Buns

I've been itching to draw little Sayoris as dinner rolls in a baking tray. In my head, I was thinking of drawing the little ones just nestling inside the tray, one of them peeking out and the other waddling away.

Well, that was a boring execution that thankfully I wanted to change it up.

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Driving home from Boghaven

This is the Peel P50 this fellow British man is driving frugally in.

As someone who likes small compact practical cars, I would hate to drive this car more than I would with a dorky smart car. This birth defect is a death trap.

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A Scene Girl Encounters a Smartphone

As a 95' baby growing up in the 2000s, it feels weird drawing this. If I were a scene kid, this would've hit me much harder. The scene/emo subculture was a big thing in that era along with Myspace, a formerly popular social media platform that scene kids took great part in. So far, digital cameras are the most used cameras in their arsenal. I have seen selfies taken by phones, but most of them are early 2010s judging by the models.

Also, I'm a bit aware of the scene revival in the late ...

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How to Wake Someone Up with a Dootsuki (Manga Scan)

Please use your Dootsuki responsibly.

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