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Patreon Episode 26 - Diddy? No, Doddy! (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Jacob's hair transplant. Why Jacob is not rattled by Spurs. Justin Bieber and P Diddy. Michael Aldag. The inexorable decline of Western culture thanks to the unthinking brutality of social media platform algorithms.

A reminder from us - don't gras...

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Patreon Episode 26 - Diddy? No, Doddy! (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Jacob's hair transplant. Why Jacob is not rattled by Spurs. Justin Bieber and P Diddy. Michael Aldag. The inexorable decline of Western culture thanks to the unthinking brutality of social media platform algorithms. A reminder from us - don't grass.

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MORE MERCH QUESTIONS, ALDAG REVISIT,

Right, results from the Stickers results are as follows.

  • Men Are Class Artois

  • Worried About Beavo

  • Stop Saying Its A Crime

  • Lilly Phillips (A)

  • Madri Mental Health

If anyone has one they reeeeaaaallly want that isn't included here, drop a comment and I will just get that added on too. Will get them in production asap and they will be available from the shop we're gonna make (got hundreds more t shir...

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MERCH, ALDAG, ROT BAR AND THE TURKEY SPECIAL

Morning all hope you're all good.

Hope everyone is enjoying the Tonic Health episode today, a real crook imo. Have very much enjoyed doing the songs at the start of the episodes recently and the good feedback has helped me to come to the decision that, yes, this year is the year to finally record a Christmas album. More on that as it develops.

Recording an episode tomorrow and it will be the last one with my current hairline as this Sunday I fly to the fabulous city of ISTANBUL wi...

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EARLY ACCESS: 87. Tonic Health (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Tonic Health. The vitamin salesman and food "expert" trying to stop us eating almost everything.

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EARLY ACCESS: 87. Tonic Health (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Tonic Health. The vitamin salesman and food "expert" trying to stop us eating almost everything.

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Patreon Episode 25 - Dad Swap (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we answer questions from Patreons and discuss: Promising new comedian Lua Early-Hawley. Borochat. 1 million beers. Jacob's hair transplant. Playing poker with Benjamin Netanyahu. Don Carlos the Italian Irish aura magnet. Seema gets Baked. WindUp247s. A lad in Durham...

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Patreon Episode 25 - Dad Swap (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we answer questions from Patreons and discuss: Promising new comedian Lua Early-Hawley. Borochat. 1 million beers. Jacob's hair transplant. Playing poker with Benjamin Netanyahu. Don Carlos the Italian Irish aura magnet. Seema gets Baked. WindUp247s. A lad in Durham...

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EARLY ACCESS: 86. Brooklyn Beckham (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Brooklyn Beckham. The loveable "NEPO baby" playing at being a photographer / chef.

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EARLY ACCESS: 86. Brooklyn Beckham (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Brooklyn Beckham. The loveable "NEPO baby" playing at being a photographer / chef.

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The Rot Bar - Episode 2 - LIVE FROM 7PM

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week: it's the first ever Rot Bar. We are streaming live and taking your calls. What could possibly go wrong.

TO GET ON THE ROT BAR:

Zoom link is in the comments and also here:

2025-05-11 17:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Episode 24 - Top Set Syndrome (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we answer questions from Patreons and discuss: Why Jake hates Jamie Demetriou. Top Set Syndrome. Making friends in your thirties. Jacob's Faliraki set list. Audience plants. Cory's World's calorie defeclit. Farting near listeners.

A reminder from us - don't gr...

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Patreon Episode 24 - Top Set Syndrome (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we answer questions from Patreons and discuss: Why Jake hates Jamie Demetriou. Top Set Syndrome. Making friends in your thirties. Jacob's Faliraki set list. Audience plants. Cory's World's calorie defeclit. Farting near listeners.

A reminder from us - don't gr...

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NEWS, PATREON EPISODE, LOVE

Hello everyone,

Hope you're doing well. First and foremost thanks for the kind words on the most recent episode, its likely just a result of boozing two nights in a row at the weekend and feeling a bit tender but I was a bit worried that I was just rambling on about a load of bollocks for an hour (for a change) so thanks to those who've said they enjoy it.

Few bits of news...

WE ARE LOOKING AT MORE TOUR DATES

Lets us know in the comments where you want...

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EARLY ACCESS: Chris Eubank Snr. (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Chris Eubank Snr. The national treasure and larger than life character offering us all sweeties.

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EARLY ACCESS: Chris Eubank Snr. (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Chris Eubank Snr. The national treasure and larger than life character offering us all sweeties.

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The Beavo Supercut

Morning all!

We get a lot of amazing stuff sent to us based on podcast stuff but this might be our favourite. A truly deranged five minute super cut of every reference to Beavo. You've got to watch the whole lot it kind of becomes like jazz at the end. Will Kelsey is the genius behind this (absolutely fucked it knew it was Will). Hope you enjoy and it gets played, Diana's funeral style, at some afters soon.

Thanks again Lee and up the Rotters

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Patreon Episode 23 - Chunkz's Hootenanny (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Ed Sheeran's hair. Chunkz presenting the Hootenanny. The Traditional Bricklayer. Using school fetes to prevent far right nationalist riots. Meghan Markle. The Royal Family definitely never killing anyone that has wronged them. Joey Swole.

A reminde...

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Patreon Episode 23 - Chunkz's Hootenanny (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Ed Sheeran's hair. Chunkz presenting the Hootenanny. The Traditional Bricklayer. Using school fetes to prevent far right nationalist riots. Meghan Markle. The Royal Family definitely never killing anyone that has wronged them. Joey Swole.

A reminde...

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London and Birmingham - Freemasons Presale

Rotters,

Ticket links for London and Birmingham tour shows are as follows - links / codes will go live at 10am:

London - Friday, 8th of August

https://bushhall.seetickets.com/event/the-screen-rot-podcast-live/bush-hall/3409580?pre=freemasons

PRESALE CODE: MANGO

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Screen Rot Live Tickets - London and Birmingham

Dear Rotters,

We hear you. We are listening. We are trying to do better. And to that end we are announcing two more tour dates for this Summer / Autumn.

On Friday the 8th of August we will be back at London's historic Bush Hall in Shepherds Bush.

AND

On Sunday the 23rd of November we will be The Glee Club in Birmingham!

We can't wait to see you all there.

Here's how it's going to work with tickets...

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EARLY ACCESS: 84. Gary Gunn (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Gary Gunn. The cringey "pick up artist" telling you where lust lives.

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EARLY ACCESS: 84. Gary Gunn (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

This week we discuss: Gary Gunn. The cringey "pick up artist" telling you where lust lives.

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Patreon Episode 22 - ROT REVISIT: Mikey Menace (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Mikey Menace. The ailing Essex pseudo gangster battling the indgnities of the care system.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Patreon Episode 22 - ROT REVISIT: Mikey Menace

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Mikey Menace. The ailing Essex pseudo gangster battling the indgnities of the care system.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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EARLY ACCESS: 83. Emotions in Life with Ava Santina (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Emotions in Life (with Ava Santina). The West Country lothario receiving roses on TikTok.

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EARLY ACCESS: 83. Emotions in Life with Ava Santina (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Emotions in Life (with Ava Santina). The West Country lothario receiving roses on TikTok.

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Patreon Episode 21 - Feeding, Fighting, Fucking

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Anne Hathaway - Top Gooner. Jacob's inability to feel anxiety. George Fensom. Schooner Scorer pilled areas of London. The Blue Origin Space flight. Is violence ethically defensible to fight a vampiric oligarchy?

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Patreon Episode 21 - Feeding, Fighting, Fucking

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Anne Hathaway - Top Gooner. Jacob's inability to feel anxiety. George Fensom. Schooner Scorer pilled areas of London. The Blue Origin Space flight. Is violence ethically defensible to fight a vampiric oligarchy?

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EARLY ACCESS: 82. Wayne Lineker (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Wayne Lineker. The Peter Pan club owner living it large in Ibiza.

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