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Going to start uploading older art here. Ought to do it somewhere, at least.
2023-10-20 04:50:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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Faketober 5-6
For October, I'm doing two different Faketober lists, designing Fakemon every day of the month. The images are all publicly available, but their details are all here, on Patreon.
Day 5-
VELVETEENI [Ghost/Fairy]
Ability: Cute Charm or Cotton Down
HP: 77
ATK: 55
DEF: 44
SpATK: 44
SpDEF: 55
SPE: 33
BST: 308
Believed to be a close relative of Mimikyu, Velveteeni sews and inhabits a plu...
2023-10-10 20:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostFaketober 1-4
For October, I'm doing two different Faketober lists, designing Fakemon every day of the month. The images are all publicly available, but their details are all here, on Patreon.
Day 1-
ARACHNOBAT [Bug/Flying]
Ability: Wind Rider
HP: 85
ATK: 70
DEF: 65
SpATK: 90
SpDEF: 65
SPE: 105
BST: 480
Arachnobat uses magnetic forces and lighter-than-air gasses to stay afloat. Perpetually drifting whereve...
2023-10-07 18:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostIN PEACE (Original Draft)
In Peace is a concept I've had for some good old-fashioned sex comedy. Think of it as the X-Files, or Buzzfeed Unsolved, but with gay sex. I submitted a more complete version of this to an anthology, but it seemed fun to share the original here.
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Ozzy had been waiting for this moment his entire adult life. Everyone knew about Roswell and Area 51, and some people knew about Point Pleasant, West Virginia and Aurora, Texas.
But almost nobody had heard of Andromeda...
2023-08-03 16:52:53 +0000 UTC View PostEffulgent Lampent
“C’mon, don’t be such a coward.”
“I dunno, they still haven’t found the missing—”
“SHHHH! Did you hear that? Crazy right?”
“Uh, no. I’m going home. It’s getting too dark.”
“There’s a lighthouse just up ahead. Totally bright.”
“I guess… the view is kinda nice, even if it’s too foggy.”
“It’s kinda pretty, actually. Relaxing. The lighthouse, I mean.”<...
2023-01-10 18:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostJeb's Journal
Jeb and Kyle are a pair of werewolves that came into my possession fairly recently. This is both an attempt at setting up the world they live in and their personalities.
Content warnings: Chastity cages, light watersports
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October 31
Happy Howl-oween! (Geddit?) In the spirit of the season I fucked a pumpkin and egged a few cop cars (not at the same time). In other news, Kyle and I made a little wager for No Nut November. The deal is: If I go t...
2023-01-02 06:13:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe First Killer's Gift
This is a fairly old piece of writing I've had tucked away for quite some time. The image of ancient ghosts of extinct animals has haunted me for years, and this vignette is an attempt at fitting that into something.
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Under the pale light of the full moon, a turned-over horseshoe crab struggled to right itself. It twisted left and right, trying to get a grip in the wet sand. Its scrabbling legs reached out into the moist air, finding no purchase. A satyr approached it, though t...
2023-01-02 06:06:44 +0000 UTC View PostHello! Welcome!
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