Duckie L'Orange

Pizza, holiday or boobs?

Sometimes I feel a little silly and I draw that.

I think some of you can relate?

Its the same for zoom.

Clowning Interview for a Book

Another surprising lockdown activity! I've been asked to give an interview and some images for a book about clowning! That was really flattering, to be seen as an authority in your field. Not sure when it will come out but you can read the whole thing below.

English** 

Translation results

1. You as the godmother / inventor of the clown slam in the UFA factory - how did the idea come about? Who was it - who were the obstetricians? 

 I h...

Behind the Behind - first draft

I had to laugh, even a little at myself.

You are the first people to see this!

Ok so the editor has got me the very first draft and I couldn't be happier! FYI 'Hinter dem hintern' means 'behind the behind', hehe.

We had so much fun doing this, it was filmed in a fitness studio, and I basically just improvised and messed around with whatever I could find there.

This is just a footage dump, so basically the next step is to cut it more, tighten it up, make it much shorter...

Sneak peak - bumdog secrets revealed

OMG! The editor just sent me this video of his first cut. I can't wait to get it! Soon!

***PPS.

I've attempted to use Mega, thankyou very much @metnumse for the suggestion. Unfortunately, it doesn't give a pretty preview, but let me know, does it work for you?

Otherwise you should be able to view the video by copy & pasting the link below. Not very elegant, I know. I'll try and find a better solution but you can at least watch it in the meantime. 

P...

Show me yours!

I want to see you!

You see a lot of me but I don't see a lot of you. I'd love to get to know you all a little better so please do send through a message and say hey, and I had a nice idea for a special offer. If you're up for it, Popohund patrons can send me a picture and I'd love to draw you as a gift! I'm getting back into drawing and let's see, I'm sure the results will be surprising for both of us!

Duckie's Vlog #3 April 2021

An update on what's happening this month, new shoots, drawing offers and a bit about life. I was in a bit of a silly mood today, not sure if you can tell ;)

Milanese lingerie photo shooting - Behind the scenes

So this was a really nice pick me up this week. I participated in a project called 'No Show Berlin' that showcases artists, as the name says, with no shows.

Its the brainchild of photographer Bernd Ott, you can find out more here: http://www.noshowberlin.de/ 

Bernd Ott has many years' experience in the biz, starting out in the late 90s in London. He mostly works in fashion and worked with publications like NM...

Based on a true story!

Yeah, I started drawing again...this is just a little sketch based on... real life.

Drawing is really relaxing. Highly recommended pandemic activity, especially since the weather is still so shitty!

Not sure if many of you have worked much with consultants, but they've usually only got only one redeeming characteristic.

Cabaret bombshell behind the scenes

Here I am showcasing my wide range of facial expressions in the outtakes from my shoot with the wonderful Mildred Klaus! 

In the end she only processed three, but it was so hard to choose! Here is a selection of all my favourites.

Enjoy!

Duckie's Vlog #2 March 2021

A little update on my news - I consider a career change into gansta life, finally start filming the bum dog series and let you know what I'm currently looking into.

I'm really starting to enjoy these little video updates, its great just to have space to have a chat! Any questions, comments, feedback? Write me and I'd love to include the answers in my next video update!

Behind the scenes of bumdog pt 2

So yeah, this is how 'the magic' happens!

Couldn't resist sharing a few more little sneaky pics of our shoot last weekend.

I am beyond excited about this!!!

Very first sneak peak of bumdog web series

Yes! We are finally making some progress people! Last weekend I did some very fun and silly little sketches for the very first ever bumdog web series. Somehow the pandemic looms on but we got a studio and crew and I have to say it was a bunch of fun to work on the first shoot and hilarious for me! We are now in editing for the first episode and hope to shoot a few more soon too.

Watch this space!

Circus bizarre photo shooting

I had some more pictures processed from a recent photos shooting. It came out a little weird, circus meets 70s glamour? Or something?

But at the end of the day, we got the most important thing: My hairy pits and guns on display all in one!

I hope to be able to use them to promo some cabaret show in the future!

I also have a bunch of the outtakes that didn't make the photographer's cut. I'll post them shortly, perhaps you'll like them. x

First ever video update!

I've put together my first little update video. I've never done this kind of thing before, but it felt nice to just be candid, not put an act and just have a chat. Do you like it to? If so, I'd definitely be up for doing them regularly. Let me know what you think. :)

Brand New Baltic Bride Music Video!

This **may** be one of the dumbest things I've ever done?

So you already got a taste of our song 'Baltic Bride' last week, and now we figured it would be necessary to have an equally ridiculous music video. Here it is!

Because I take being ridiculous so seriously, we rented a mansion in Poland over the summer to shoot in on its grand staircase and in its many, many bathrooms! 

The lingerie bit was completely spontaneous! When the boys started doing funny strip teases, I...

New song! The dumbest one so far?

Hello darlings!

We just finished a new song. It could be the most ridiculous so far...

A drunken collaboration between several friends. Hence there being so many voices mixed in. I'm mostly appearing in the chorus :)

Because I take jokes very seriously, we also rented a mansion in Poland and shot a music video there. That's currently being polished off! And its equally stupid, despite the slightly serious looking preview still you can see here...

Let me know what you t...

Behind the scenes of the alien latex showgirl..

Here are the out takes!

Of course you gotta take a million photos to get a couple of good ones for processing. Here are the ones that didn't make the cut in all their unedited glory!

There's still quite a lot to like in here I think, though photographers are always strict about not finishing too many :) So I will simply share the leftovers here with you, though they don't have all the processing to smooth out my skin and so on, hope you like the 'natural look'.

This look is ...

Alien showgirl in latex

I am starting the new year with some lockdown projects! After three months of waiting, it appears our lockdown will keep being extended indefinitely. Due to the restrictions I'm looking for more creative things I can do at home, outside, online or with just one other person. First thing hot off the press is this photo shoot!

I've got plenty of costumes so I decided its time to dust them off and show them off! I should probably also buy a ring light so I can do some candid shots without ...

She's back!

After a short mental health break yes, I'm back. And ready to play again in this post apocalyptic casino that is life!

-How are you all?

-What are your hopes and dreams for the future?

-Resolutions for 2021?

Answer in the comments or send me a PM! I'd love to hear from you.

I'll do a longer update post in the next few days, but a here are a few first thoughts....

-February is free! Or maybe No Fees February sounds catchier? Or Freeburary... Anywa...

New butt experiments

I guarantee you've never seen this before.

I have a TOP SECRET project to create a butt controlled instrument.

Here you can see we have hacked some technology to register electrical impulses that I create by flexing my butt muscles. The impulse is then converted into a deep bass heavy growl. I'm so excited.

This is still in development phase but I don't even know where to take it.... public art installation in a gallery? Burlesque routine? Grammy winning pop song?

Open...

Merry Christmas!

Hi, I'm Jesus.

All I want for my birthday is for 2021 to be a cracking year, where all our old comforts and joys return, and we can live together in happy, healthy harmony.

As we return to a new normal, we will never take the little things for granted again. We will also wake up to some things that we let pass us by unnoticed, and strive for a better furture, healthier planet and more equality.

And for you, dear patrons, I wish you the very, very best. May health, wealth and...

December is FREE!

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas etc!

In case you missed it, for the entire month of December your membership on Patreon is free free freeeeee!

Just my little way of saying thank you for being here. You guys are awesome!

I can only honestly wish you, from the bottom of my heart, a fantastic 2021, full of fun, hugs, dancing, singing, travel, creativity and adventure. Let's all cross our fingers REEAL HARD.

xoxoxo

The last Richard P Dick Van Johnson Show of 2020

Well, we didn't know it at the time but this was to be the very last Richard P Dick Van Johnson Show of 2020. Due to...you guessed it, Corona Virus!

The good news is it was a cracker of an episode, and the best so far. I had an absolute ball, the room was full, the audience were roaring with laughter and appreciation and the guests were that special blend of unique, talented and unhinged that you only get in Berlin.

Check it out, the whole show is available free online for your wi...

Personalised Christmas cards from me to you!

Hey all!

I want to send you a personlised Christmas card to say thanks for sticking around here with me this crazy ole year.

It's a simple thing, but every time I get a letter or card in the mail I squee with joy. A little sparkle in my day and I want to spread the love to YOU.

So please do send me your mailing address by DM and I'll send you some postal love. The postal system is pretty messed up right now, but I hope that if it doesn't reach you by Christmas, it'll at leas...

Free livestream access for patrons

This was a very cool project to be a part of. 

In my normal life, I often work behind the scenes on many other different types of projects.

I was lucky to spend the first few weeks of our recent lock down working as production manager for the incredible Word Travels Story Week. It is a week long celebration of writing and stories in the spoken form, including a huge nationwide poetry slam comp...

New photoshoot!

I'm please to share the first batch of images that have been processed from my most recent photoshoot.

Pretty obvious I think but the concept is inspired by a cartoon character and kind of happened by accident!

The wig is crafted from cardboard by the very talented Dr Creature and the photograoher was the also very talented Mildred Klaus. There's more to come, including a few with my signature sausages which she is working on. 

Here in Berlin I had a pretty rough start ...

Updates updates updates!

Hi all! I really do hope you are well. The world is a crazy place right now, and I appreciate you for sticking by me. As a THANKYOU XOXOXOXO I'm making December free for existing members! Merry Christmas, I know its not easy for a lot of people right now and I hope I can provide you with a bit of entertainment over the next few dark months (Especially for those of us in the Northern parts of the world, where the daylight hours are ridiculously short!).

Over the next few days, expect a b...

Freebies & love letters for you

I have plenty planned for the coming months and since this year's been a weird one I'd like to say thanks for supporting me and offer free guestlist entry plus a free drink for all of my shows in Berlin to all  Popohund Patrons. For every show during October! Simply DM me here through Patreon with your choice of show and the date.

Not in Berlin? 

Well I'd love to send you a thank you kiss via post! DM me your address and I'll send you a love letter direct to your door. Y...

Pin ups at the last summer festival

Festival times!

I used to perform at festivals all the time, and I was very involved in the scene, going to maybe five or six every year. While I've slowed down a little as I've grown older, I still do enjoy going from time to time. Last year I still performed at two or three.

Now for 2020 I was super excited because I was finally booked to perform at the absolutely legendary Fusion Festival! But alas, as with most things it was inevitably cancelled due to the BIG C.

The goo...

Richard P Dick Van Johnonson Show September featuring a fetish model & comedian

We are still experimenting with live streaming now that my shows are back on in Berlin again. The September Richard P Dick Van Johnson show was hot with a warm and generous live audience and fire on the stage.

Our special guest was the wonderful Ben Maclean, a very experienced Canadian comedian, who also is also a triple threat, with a day job as a flight attendant and night job as a gay fetish model.

You can watch the playback of the show here!