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Happy March + Announcements (Dropbox, new RSS feed, Spotify weirdness, come give me feedback in my fancy poll plzandthanx)

Helloooooo blueberries!!


THERE'S SO MANY TOPICS SO LET'S GET STARTED


If you want to skip the announce-y bit and get straight to the part where I'm asking for your opinion on things, scroll down to FEEDBACK STUFF


DROPBOX (derogatory)

if Dropbox has a million haters, then i am one of them. if Dropbox has ten haters, then i am one of them. if Dropbox has only one hater then that is me. if Dropbox has no hate...

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] and [F4A] Versions: Shy Coworker Clumsily Hits on You at the Office Party [Quiet Girl] [Glasses] [Awkward Flirting] [Slightly Tipsy] [Offering her a ride] [Hand on thigh] [Take me to your place instead?] [Making Out] [Happy Blue Noises] [Dirty Talk] [Cum In My Mouth!] F4M: [Blowjob] [Deepthroat] F4A: [Oral Sex]

She's awkward, but she does have a certain kind of charm, doesn't she? And those lips...they're gorgeous. What do you think they'd feel like on yours? No, stop thinking like that...she's your coworker, after all. She couldn't possibly be hitting on you, right?!


IMPROV


Gender Notes

F4M - listener has a dick!

F4A - listener has undescribed genitals!


Blue's Notes

Oh my gosh, it's been ...

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[F4A] Shy Coworker Clumsily Hits on You at the Office Party [Quiet Girl] [Glasses] [Awkward Flirting] [Slightly Tipsy] [Offering her a ride] [Hand on thigh] [Take me to your place instead?] [Making Out] [Happy Blue Noises] [Dirty Talk] [Cum In My Mouth!] [Oral Sex]

She's awkward, but she does have a certain kind of charm, doesn't she? And those lips...they're gorgeous. What do you think they'd feel like on yours? No, stop thinking like that...she's your coworker, after all. She couldn't possibly be hitting on you, right?!


IMPROV


Gender Notes


F4A - listener has undescribed genitals!



Blue's Notes

Oh my gosh, it's been a while sin...

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] Punishing You For Worrying Me [FDom] [Girlfriend] [Athletic] [Where the hell were you?!] [I was worried sick] [I ran down here to find you] [Kissing you against the wall] [I love you] [Rough] [Possessive] [Get on your knees] [Cunnilingus] [Fucking you in an alleyway] [Semi public] [Hold the moan] [Orgasm control] [Creampie]

Oh my fucking god, do you know how worried I was? Normally you're home two hours ago!! And you weren't picking up your phone or anything, so I literally RAN down here to find you. Are you okay?! Of course I'm not mad, but...I'm still gonna punish you for worrying me like that! You're mine, and that means you need to take care of yourself.



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Blue's Notes

So I mentioned briefly a while back that I've be...

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[EARLY ACCESS] [F4M] Your Girlfriend Is Your Adorable Birthday Suckslut [GFE] Calling you [Daddy] [Blowjob] [Sloppy] [Wet] [Begging] [Deepthroat] [Gagging] [Lingerie] [Pigtails] [Waking You Up With Your Cock In My Mouth] [Adoration] [Dirty Talk] [Cock Worship] [Cum In My Mouth] [Throatpie] [Cuddles] [Aftercare] [Binaural]

Your girlfriend gives the sloppiest, wettest, most enthusiastic blowjobs you've ever had--and for your birthday, she's determined to make sure she spends the entire day spoiling you with her hot, talented mouth. 

Thank you, Daddy. <3



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Blue's Notes

Whyyyyyy are oral focused audios so hottttt

Headphones are best for the full binaural experience!!


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Sunday Reddit Audio Replacement!

Hey y'all!! Construction noise is preventing me from recording today like I planned to, so I'm releasing an audio from the vault tomorrow instead!


[F4M] Your Girlfriend Is Your Adorable Birthday Suckslut [GFE] Calling you [Daddy] [Blowjob] [Sloppy] [Wet] [Begging] [Deepthroat] [Gagging] [Lingerie] [Pigtails] [Waking You Up With Your Cock In My Mouth] [Dirty Talk] [Cock Worship] [Cum In My Mouth] [Throatpie] [Binaural]

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February 2024 Audio Titles and Tags!

Reddit

2/18

[F4M] Your Best Friend LOVES How Much Bigger You Are Than Her [Fsub] [Friends to Lovers] [Cock Worship] [Blowjob] [Deepthroat] [Size Difference] [Tiny Girl] [Tall Listener] [Mating Press] [Rough] [Needy] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm]

I know it must be inconvenient being your size sometimes, but...I'm kinda...really, really into it. I feel so safe when you're around.



2/25

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THE DOWNLOADS ARE FIXED AND NOW I COLLAPSE: I went through every single audio post and attached the MP3 file so that Dropbox doesn't keep you from downloading audios ever again!!

Exactly what the title says haha


10 hours of work but SO WORTH IT


Enjoy the audios, y'all!!!

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To the surprise of no one, Dropbox is breaking again! Here's how to find audios showing as "deleted"

When I get back home I'll be working on a massive project of reuploading audios as audio posts (be prepared for lots of notifications πŸ˜…) and replacing the links in the audio master list.

In the meantime, I recommend using your tier folder (in the pinned post) to find audios giving you an error message! πŸ’™

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Patreon Tag Voting #2 February 2024!!

Give your favorite tags you'd like to see in this month's Patreon audios a boost in the polls by voting through this link! πŸ’™

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Patreon Audio Tag Voting #1 February 2024!!

Let me know which tags you'd like to see in this month's Patreon audios by voting through this link! πŸ’™

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Reddit Audio Tag Voting February 2024!!

Let me know which tags you'd like to see in this month's Reddit audios by voting through this link! πŸ’™

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] / [F4A] I'm Not Her--You're Safe Now [Girlfriend] [New-ish Relationship] Mentions of [Abusive Ex-Girlfriend] and [Sexual Trauma] [Comfort] [Kindness] [Treating You Gently] [Encouraging] [Sweet Kisses] [We Can Go Slow] [Touching You All Over] [Outercourse] [Grinding] [Holding Each Other] [We Don't Have to Go All the Way] [Sensual, Loving Touch] [No Orgasm] [Cuddles] [BINAURAL] [Headphones Recommended]

Synopsis:

Your girlfriend of three months invites you over to take a nap with her before work. You guys start cuddling, then kissing deeply. You've been in an abusive relationship in the past, and sometimes when things get sexual, you freeze up and feel uncomfortable. Your girlfriend recognizes your body language and stops. She encourages you to express what you want and reminds you that you're safe with her--you don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable. You ask f...

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[EARLY ACCESS] [F4M] Your Favorite Shape Is…Me?! [Girlfriend] [Shapeshifter] [I want to give you a present!] [Let me turn into one of your favorite fantasies!!] [Catgirl] [Vampire] [Elf] [MILF Next Door] [Romantic] [Sweet] ["You just want...me?"] [Happy Tears] [Making Out] [Cuddly Fucking] Tons of [I Love You] [Sweet Desperation] [Creampie]

Full Summary:

Your girlfriend is a shapeshifter who's always been a little self-conscious about her real form--she's convinced that her long white hair and blue-gray skin are creepy to humans. One night while she's feeling especially self-conscious, she tries to seduce you as some of your favorite porn characters, but she ends up stressing herself out too much to keep going. You reassure her that you love her just as she is, and you guys have sweet, cuddly sex while reaffirming what...

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If old Dropbox links don't work, check your tier folder in the pinned post!! πŸ’™

Dropbox has been both a blessing and the bane of my existence the past year, with individual links often no longer working for??? No reason at all???

However!!

Folder links have never failed to work, so if you encounter a link that says an audio "has been deleted", it definitely hasn't!! Instead, look for the audio by name in your tier folder in the pinned post to find i...

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January 2024 Audio List!!

I'm starting off this year foolishly by setting a schedule. This will certainly fall apart by April, but let's all enjoy the illusion of organization while it lasts, shall we?



Reddit


Sun 1/7

[F4M] Party Slut to the Rescue Part 2: Study Buddies!! [Slut Next Door]  [Proud Bimbo] [Sorry to Barge In OMG] [Can You Help Me Study?] [Blowjob  for Confidence] [Quiz Me!] [Talking With My ...

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January 2024 Reddit Audio Poll!

OMG IT'S 2024?!?! HOLY HECC

I have COVID right now (RIP), so it'll be a bit before I can record while I wait for the coughing to die down, but let me know what you'd like me to start planning in the meantime!


Your options this month for Reddit:


[F4M] Experimenting [Best Friends] [Married to Other People] [Consensual Cheating "Arrangement"] [Our Spouses Think It's Hot] [Teach Me How to Please My Wife Better] [Oral Sex] [Making Out] [Tips...

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January 2024 Patreon Audio Poll!

Just a poll for Peacock and above tier this month--Cyan and Cornflower will get the next installment of "A Blue Year's Kiss!" to enjoy this month. <3


Which kind of audio would you like to hear this month on Patreon, my dear?

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4A] A Blue Year's Kiss [Part 3] [SFW] [Hallmark-esque] [Cynical, Sarcastic Businesswoman Speaker] [Kindhearted Musician Listener] [Misunderstandings Cleared Up] [Confession] [I Like You Too!] [But I Have to Go] [Blue Year's Kiss!] [Auld Lang Syne] [Voicemail] [We Will Meet Again] [Finale?!]

When business executive Skye is unexpectedly stranded  in the cozy town of Bluebell Grove due to a snowstorm, she finds  herself surrounded by warmth, compassion, and a tight-knit community. As  she bonds with the locals, she finds a special connection with a local  musician with a song in their heart and stars in their eyes. At first,  she writes them off as a naive dreamer, but as New Year's Eve approaches  and the storm keeps her in Bluebell Grove longer t...

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Shapeshifter Audio Is Delayed...Again!! πŸ˜…

Don't kill me!! Lol


I have to travel again and I've decided to put A Blue Year's Kiss as my highest priority to finish before I have to leave. I'll be releasing the final part of the Blue Year's Kiss series on Friday. 


Stand by for the new Shapeshifter release date, and thank you for being patient so that I can bring you good stuff and not rushed stuff!!

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4A] A Blue Year's Kiss [Part 2] [SFW] [Hallmark-esque] [Cynical, Sarcastic Businesswoman Speaker] [Kindhearted Musician Listener] [Flirting] [Getting to Know Each Other] [Running Errands] [Cafe] [Misunderstanding That Could Be Easily Solved By Just Talking To Each Other] [Sharing Stories] [I Can't Fall In Love With Them!]

When business executive Skye is unexpectedly stranded  in the cozy town of Bluebell Grove due to a snowstorm, she finds  herself surrounded by warmth, compassion, and a tight-knit community. As  she bonds with the locals, she finds a special connection with a local  musician with a song in their heart and stars in their eyes. At first,  she writes them off as a naive dreamer, but as New Year's Eve approaches  and the storm keeps her in Bluebell Grove longer t...

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4A] A Blue Year's Kiss [Part 1] [SFW] [Hallmark-esque] [Cynical, Sarcastic Businesswoman Speaker] [Kindhearted Musician Listener] [Blizzard] [Small Town] [Stuck in the Snow] [Rescuing Her] [Singing Together] [Banter] [Flirting] [Starting to Gain Her Trust] [Story Heavy] [Full SFX]

When business executive Skye is unexpectedly stranded  in the cozy town of Bluebell Grove due to a snowstorm, she finds  herself surrounded by warmth, compassion, and a tight-knit community. As  she bonds with the locals, she finds a special connection with a local  musician with a song in their heart and stars in their eyes. At first,  she writes them off as a naive dreamer, but as New Year's Eve approaches  and the storm keeps her in Bluebell Grove longer t...

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Coming to Headphones Near You: A Blue Year's Kiss!!

Thank you so much to KATT for submitting this year's winning title idea!! Looking forward to spinning you guys a new wholesome holidays story. <3



A Blue Year's Kiss!

When business executive Skye is unexpectedly stranded  in the cozy town of Bluebell Grove due to a snowstorm, she finds  herself surrounded by warmth, compassion, and a tight-knit community. As  she bonds with the locals, she finds a special connection wit...

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Name Blue's dirty Hallmark movie!!

Hey there blueberries!! So last year I wrote and created one of my favorite, most labor-intensive projects ever with Blue's Hallmark Adventure (you can listen to the first part HERE, for the rest search the title "All I Want For Christmas Is Blue"!)


And I am SO FREAKING READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO


THE PLOT:

When business executive Skye is unexpectedly stra...

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4A] Your Girlfriend Calls You to Come Over After She Watches a Scary Movie [SFW] [Self-Deprecating] [Please Come Over] [Embarassed] [Cuddles] [Checking the Closet] [Hold Me] [Tighter Please!] [I Feel So Safe With You] [I Love You] [Stay With Me]

Your girlfriend watched that scary movie you warned her she shouldn't watch by herself... But you don't mind coming over to cuddle her until she feels safe again. <3


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Blue's Notes

Aaaaand that's a wrap for November's audios!! The shapeshifter audio will be out soon and most likely for Patreon--it's taking me a bit to get it just right!! In the meantime, please enjoy these wholesome cuddles!!


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[BONUS EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] Seductive Succubus Teases and Fucks You [Telepathic Succubus] [Sultry Voice] [Gentle FemDom] [Whispering] [Kneel for me] [Worship my pussy with your tongue] [Facesitting] [Blowjob] [Split tongue cock licking] [Grab my horns] [Facefucking] [Riding your cock] [Feeding on your sexual energy] [Creampie]

While you're riding the bus home from work, you suddenly hear a soft, seductive voice whispering in your ear out of nowhere. At first you think you're going crazy, but it's so difficult not to obey her--maybe one night with a succubus couldn't hurt?


I was soooo happy with the crispness of the phone-recorded Reddit audio today that I decided to record a hot little idea that's been in my head today. πŸ‘€


I hope you enjoy this improv as much as I did becaaaause I'm...

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[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] Your Alt-Girl Gamer Bestie's Secret [Best Friends to Lovers] [Tomboy] [Alt Girl] [Colorful Hair] [Tattoos] [Thigh Highs] [Stockings] [Making Out] [Using my vibrator on me] [Riding] [Wet Sounds] [Multiple Orgasms] [Creampie]

Ugh, you're always figuring out new ways to cheat the game!! No, I know it's not actually cheating, but still...how do you figure stuff out so quickly? I know at least one thing you don't know, though...


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Blue's Notes

Friends to lovers is such an enduring classic... I have a friend like this right now. Wonder if I should tell him. πŸ‘€ (Jk--we're already dating--I'm terrible at keeping those kinds of secrets, haha!)

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[F4M] The Proposal and the Paladin, Part 2 [Two Parts] [Elf Paladin, Human Adventurer] [Story Heavy] [Marriage] [Virgin Listener] [Pussy Eating] [Squirting] [Making Out] [Blowjob] [Cock Worship] [Cum Down My Throat] [Missionary] [I Love You] [Please Impregnate Me!] [Script by u/iamthejackkeaton]

PART 1 HERE IF YOU MISSED IT!! 


With tremendous courage, strength of will, and some very handy sword work, you and your paladin party member have at last saved the kingdom! Upon your return, the king of the land offers you anything you want as a reward for your bravery. Instead of asking for gold, land, or jewels...you ask for your elven companion's hand in marriage! View Post

[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] The Polygraph Test [Strangers to Lovers] [Binaural] [Special Agent Blue] [ASMR] [Focused Attention] [Whispering] [Ear Blowing] [Tell me the truth] [Are you thinking about having sex with me?] [Don't try to deny it] [Take off your clothes] [Straddling] [Handjob] [Making Out] [Chair Sex] [Creampie]

I have to whisper... The machine is very sensitive, after all. Please remember to tell only the truth. Now...are you thinking of having sex with me right now?


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Blue's Notes

Shhhh... Make sure you're wearing headphones for this one so you can hear me whispering in your ear. ;)


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November 2023 Audio Titles and Tags!!

Reddit



[F4M] Your Favorite Shape Is...Me?!

[Girlfriend] [Shapeshifter] ["Let me turn into one of your favorite fantasies!!"] [Catgirl] [Vampire] [Werewolf] [MILF Next Door] [Romantic] [Sweet] ["You just want...me?"] [Happy Tears] [Making Out] [Cuddly Fucking] [I Love You] [Creampie]



[F4M] Your Girlfriend Hears You're Trying No Nut November

[Mischievous Girl] [Tiny Shorts] [Low Cut Top] [Teasing] [Making Out] [Grin...

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