EDIT: Got some feedback that the beginning cafe ambience was a little too loud, it's now been fixed!
You're a barista at a local cafe, working hard to support yourself as an artist. I'm the stunningly sexy, older woman who comes in every Friday to flirt with you and order my favorite drink. And I've just made the most intriguing offer to get you into my bed...
So flustered. Iām good, right? You know, business is just an extension of having a deep understandi...
2022-09-04 06:44:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey there my cute blueberries!! Just in case you didn't see my tweet (@MissBlueAudios if you're not already following me there!), here it is!
This month, in honor of Script Fill September, I will be doing all Script Fill audios!!
As such, I'm seeking out any script authors we may have on the Patreon who might be interested in having me fill their script. š Details below!!
What I'm Looking For
oth SFW and NSFW scripts! I'm looking to ...
2022-09-02 02:47:47 +0000 UTC
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A conflict of interest? Whatever do you mean, darling? You've developed feelings for me? I see, that is rather serious...or at least it would be, if I didn't feel exactly the same way. Why don't you come a little closer, and I'll show you just what I mean.
IMPROV
Gender Notes:
F4A: Listener's genitalia are not described, a vibrator is used on their genitals
Blue's Notes:
BEFORE ANY OF YOU...
2022-08-31 03:24:36 +0000 UTC
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A conflict of interest? Whatever do you mean, darling? You've developed feelings for me? I see, that is rather serious...or at least it would be, if I didn't feel exactly the same way. Why don't you come a little closer, and I'll show you just what I mean.
IMPROV
Gender Notes:
F4M: Listener has a penis and is referred to as a "good boy" twice
F4A: Listener's genitalia are not described, a vibrator is used on th...
2022-08-31 03:24:34 +0000 UTC
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Thanks, it's just a little scratch, really. I'm constantly falling off that stupid bike. I appreciate you fussing over me, though...you always make me feel safe and settled again. You're like...my heart band-aid! Hehe.
Script is by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton!! Please enjoy our sappy creation.
Gender Notes:
F4A - Listener's genitals are not described
Blue's Notes:
Going for the double whammy wi...
2022-08-28 07:01:38 +0000 UTC
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Thanks, it's just a little scratch, really. I'm constantly falling off that stupid bike. I appreciate you fussing over me, though...you always make me feel safe and settled again. You're like...my heart band-aid! Hehe.
Script is by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton!! Please enjoy our sappy creation.
Gender Notes:
F4M - Listener described as having a penis
F4A - Listener's genitals are not described
2022-08-28 07:01:36 +0000 UTC
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I've decided I want to write it out in a script that I can share with y'all as well. For that, I need just a skosh more time. I'll find something similar to post to Reddit this Sunday! š
2022-08-28 02:13:11 +0000 UTC
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*GLASS SMASH* ANOTHER!!
2022-08-25 20:31:36 +0000 UTC
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Someday I'll make a big master file of these that's like 8 hours long. Gonna keep collecting the tippy taps until then!!
2022-08-25 20:29:54 +0000 UTC
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After flirting for weeks at your favorite coffee shop, the woman you always thought just saw you as a friendly older guy finally loses patience and tells you to take her home and fuck her right now, thank you.
IMPROV
2022-08-25 04:07:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey my beautiful blueberries!! š«
Just wanted to do a quick check-in to make sure I'm giving you guys the best possible Patreon page and give you a chance to throw your ideas at me at 100mph.
Give it to me good, y'all!! š
EDIT: Added a meme that I feel describes our relationship pretty well
2022-08-24 00:33:36 +0000 UTC
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You've teased your little princess nearly to the point of madness. She NEEDS your cock!
IMPROV
Originally posted in February of 2020, now available for everyone to enjoy with fresh ribbons in its hair!!
2022-08-21 18:17:42 +0000 UTC
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I know humans are a little more... Look, I don't wanna say uptight, but you guys just treat sex so seriously. Orcs really enjoy sex...and I think humans do too, even if you're so silly about it. Anyways, if you're into it, I'd like to thank you for helping me study...that is, if you're into girls who can bench press twice your weight?
Script by the incredible u/iamthejackkeaton, who always rises 150% above and beyond my dreams for any character I throw at him!!
2022-08-18 23:31:06 +0000 UTC
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CONTENT WARNING FOR BOTH THE AUDIO AND BLUE'S NOTES: Chronic pain, grief over loss of full mobility/chronic pain issues
I miss my old body. I miss being able to just get up and do things and not have to worry about whether my body was going to work for me today or not. And on days like today, where I get some normal human extra thing like a migraine...I just feel so much more helpless.
I have no idea why you stay with me. I know you love me...
2022-08-18 04:33:44 +0000 UTC
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I've been curled up in a ball all day trying not to move and drinking Pedialyte because it's the only thing that doesn't make me feel spinny. š£
I'm gonna try to record tomorrow once my brain doesn't feel like it's gonna detonate inside my skull
2022-08-16 22:25:11 +0000 UTC
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You know, there's something you've always wanted to try out... Demon sex! But we're not talking about any demon, no.
We're talking about the biggest, meanest, and sexiest of them all: the infamous Demon Queen. So, the day has finally come, after traversing Hell and beyond and facing a big chunk of the so-called "Army of Pain", you are finally in her presence ready to fulfill your dream.
The only thing that's left...
2022-08-06 23:02:46 +0000 UTC
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Reddit
Released on Sundays between 12 - 4 PST.
[F4M] Your Hot, Nerdy Coworker Bets Her Body [Confident Tomboy][Coworkers to Lovers][Gentle FDom][Office Sex][Blowjob][Against the Wall][Grinding][Making Out][Fingering][Bent Over the Board Room Table] Mentions of [Creampie][Magic the Gathering]
I'm telling you, I've finally brought in the perfect deck. You can't beat me. Yeah, I'm sure! So sure that if you win, ...
2022-08-04 15:51:54 +0000 UTC
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My creative juices need a little pumpin' š
Give your favorite tags you that would like to see in this month's Patreon audios a boost by voting for them again!!
Poll ends 2:59 EST on Thursday, Aug 4. (Or 11:59pm Wednesday, Aug 3 for my west coast peeps!)
2022-08-02 05:02:36 +0000 UTC
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My creative juices need a little pumpin' š
Tell me what tags you would like to see in this month's Patreon audios by letting me know in the poll linked to this post!!
Poll ends 2:59 EST on Thursday, Aug 4. (Or 11:59pm Wednesday, Aug 3 for my west coast peeps!)
2022-08-02 05:00:40 +0000 UTC
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My creative juices need a little pumpin' š
Tell me what tags you would like to see in this month's Reddit audios by letting me know in the poll linked to this post!!
Poll ends 2:59 EST on Thursday, Aug 4. (Or 11:59pm Wednesday, Aug 3 for my west coast peeps!)
2022-08-02 04:59:38 +0000 UTC
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I can say cock if I like! Cock, cock, cock. Iām the princess. I can do whatever I please.
Embarrass myself? (laughter) Any person who dared to laugh at me or whisper so much as a cross word would find his head and his shoulders suddenly distant strangers.
So despise me all you like, manservant. I actually find it rather refreshing.
IMPROV
Blue's Notes:
Sound familiar? This w...
2022-07-31 00:59:57 +0000 UTC
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You grew up with her. She's tough, she's funny, she's...okay, you'll admit it: super fucking hot but can totally kick your ass. You thought you'd never have a shot with her (duh, bro code!) but she keeps inviting you out on these trips...just the two of you...and that string bikini she picked to wear today is looking extra tempting.
IMPROV
Blue's Notes:
Can you believe there isn't a sound effect available in any of my sound lib...
2022-07-30 23:34:51 +0000 UTC
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Are you sure they won't hear? Okay, but...put your hand over my mouth. Keep me quiet.
Script is by our absolutely incredible in-house writer, u/iamthejackkeaton!!
Gender Notes:
F4A Version: No genital mentions, no gender mentions
Blue's Notes:
I recorded this late at night so the labels to mark spaces with gendered labels were "caulk" and "mystery flavor" so if you're an F4A li...
2022-07-27 07:36:53 +0000 UTC
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Are you sure they won't hear? Okay, but...put your hand over my mouth. Keep me quiet.
Script is by our absolutely incredible in-house writer, u/iamthejackkeaton!!
Gender Notes:
F4M Version: Listener has a cock
F4A Version: No genital mentions, no gender mentions
Blue's Notes:
I recorded this late at night so the labels to mark spaces with gendered labels were "caulk" and "mystery fl...
2022-07-27 07:27:28 +0000 UTC
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Apologies for the slight delay! July has been WILD for me in a good way, I've been using this month to finally see a bunch of people I haven't seen in years as well as some friends I made during the time we were all locked down for the very first time!!
Just now headed back after flying out to visit my friend SnakeySmut to hang out and also take some uhh... spicy pictures for our spicy picture sites let's say!! š
In any case, both of those audios will be out by the e...
2022-07-22 17:51:43 +0000 UTC
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AAAAAAAA THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN LIVE RECORDING THIS FOR YOU GUYS!!! Thank you so much to everybody who came to the live recording to check it out and hang out together for a bit. I hope y'all enjoyed the show, hehe!!
Using my words is embarrassing...but I really wanna fucking cum... FINE!!
IMPROV
Gender Notes:
No genital mentions, no mentions of listener's gender.
2022-07-19 22:07:14 +0000 UTC
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You're a little nervous to stick up for yourself at your favorite diner when they mess up your order, but don't worry...your girlfriend absolutely loves getting the opportunity to stick up for you. "Hey!! They said NO PICKLES!!"
This script was written for me by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton!!
Blue's Notes:
I was nursing a cold while recording this one. Eagle-eared listeners might catch me trying not to cough in a couple of places,...
2022-07-19 21:33:43 +0000 UTC
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You're a little nervous to stick up for yourself at your favorite diner when they mess up your order, but don't worry...your girlfriend absolutely loves getting the opportunity to stick up for you. "Hey!! They said NO PICKLES!!"
This script was written for me by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton!!
Blue's Notes:
I was nursing a cold while recording this one. Eagle-eared listeners might catch me trying not to cough in a couple...
2022-07-19 21:33:35 +0000 UTC
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What?! What do you mean I lost?! You know what, this game is stupid, I quit. ...Yeah, I did promise that I would stick to it if you started teaching me, or else I'd be punished... Pfft, pulling my hair turns me on, that's hardly a punishment--aah!!
Script comes from the dirty mind of u/iamthejackkeaton!!
Blue's Notes:
No pool cues were harmed in the making of this audio.
2022-07-16 23:53:33 +0000 UTC
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I'll see y'all on Discord!!!
I'm so nervous but also excited!!!
Aaaaaa!!!
2022-07-12 23:35:58 +0000 UTC
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