In a never-ending quest to both sell books and ruin his own passions and pastimes, Michael Swaim has invited fellow author Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End, Zoey Ashe series) to break down all the hardest aspects of maintaining a career as a novelist, and learns lessons that apply to all of us, especially the ones with jobs or who want things.
Buy Michael’s book: 2023-12-13 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will be posted here on Patreon, our Youtube channel, and our new TikTok channel every Tuesday!
https://www.tiktok.com/@smallbeanscomedy
2023-12-12 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Our limited series with co-hosts Abe Epperson and David Bell digs deep into the internet meme of the “dad movie.” We can all probably name a dad movie, but can we isolate the tropes that really make this a bona fide film genre? Let’s find out!
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Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/abethemighty
David...
2023-12-11 14:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Sit back and listen to the sweet sound of the boys talkin’ bout the ‘berg. This episode covers 1981’s Raiders of the Lost Ark!
If you want more of this series, its releases alternate between the Small Beans network and the Gamefully Unemployed network. To receive all episodes, patronize both channels at https://www.pat...
2023-12-08 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will be posted here on Patreon, our Youtube channel, and our new TikTok channel every Tuesday!
https://www.tiktok.com/@smallbeanscomedy
2023-12-05 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Adam and Michael discuss Bethesda's Starfield, a game that arguably had as much hype as No Man Sky in the year leading up to its release. Did it make its mark or did it die a cold death in space? Only you can decide. And I guess Michael and Adam have their takes. You know, it’s a podcast.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWA...
2023-12-04 14:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotag...
2023-12-01 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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It's true! It's really quite good, and you can find out all about it over at the new Small Beans shop, where we will also be adding stuff like an album and comic books in the near future. You can get there by hitting the SHOP tab above or this link. As for the book, all SB Patrons can read the first three chapters free by hitting up the Dem...
2023-11-27 17:30:01 +0000 UTC
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If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.
This episode covers Futurama episode “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch.”
This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!
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Michael Swaim: 2023-11-27 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
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This is a sample of the novel The Climb, comprising the first three parts. It says it costs three dollars, but it doesn't; it's free. Just copy and paste this long link!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rvjzEKhDCinJySacF608HecpDjrntJV7/view?usp=sharing
2023-11-26 16:09:19 +0000 UTC
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We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode covers Adam and Maggie’s picks for movies that exude female empowerment. Maggie talks about her new cat backpack (she now has a backpack to hold her cat in). They also reveal more details about their new video podcast that will soon release on Maggie’s YT channel.
Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the next episode! Email us sug...
2023-11-24 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will be posted here on Patreon, our Youtube channel, and our new TikTok channel every Tuesday!
https://www.tiktok.com/@smallbeanscomedy
2023-11-21 14:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Michael and Abe are joined by Cody Johnston to discuss 1986’s True Stories, directed by David Byrne. They discuss how David Byrne is an alien, how the movie is an ASMR-like experience, and how great the music is.
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Cody Johnston: https://twitter.com/drmistercody
Michael Swaim: 2023-11-20 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Adam and Michael discuss the 2022 independent game Norco, a point and click game about grief. It’s definitely not a Call of Duty type game. It’s more of a return-home-after-your-mother-dies type game.
Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP
Adam Ganser:
2023-11-17 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will be posted here on Patreon, our Youtube channel, and our new TikTok channel every Tuesday!
https://www.tiktok.com/@smallbeanscomedy
2023-11-14 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Abe and Mike discuss the 1994 drama The Shawshank Redemption! Our kings discuss perhaps our most anticipated movie yet! Will it dethrone The Shining on the top of our list? Has Frank Darabont etched his way into the title of Best King Director? Will Red ever learn the harmonica? These things are more, right now!
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Michael Swaim: 2023-11-13 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Michael and Abe are joined by Katy “Big Stollhouse” Stoll to discuss 2002’s Bowling for Columbine, directed by Michael Moore. They discuss propaganda, America, and sadly, the enduring legacy of its topic.
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Katy Stoll: https://twitter.com/katystoll
Michael Swaim: 2023-11-10 14:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will be posted here on Patreon, our Youtube channel, and our new TikTok channel every Tuesday!
https://www.tiktok.com/@smallbeanscomedy
2023-11-07 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Sarah and “The Bridge'' have a new trilogy to cover. This time it’s the Cornetto trilogy (aka The Three Flavours Cornetto) by Edgar Wright! Let’s kick things off with 2004’s Shaun of the Dead!
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Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets
Sarah Griffith: 2023-11-06 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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The new season of 1Ups continues! Jason Pargin joins us for this episode covering Resident Evil 4 (both the VR and not).
For a few bucks a month, you will get 2 episodes of 1Ups every month! Join us, you crumbs!
Jason Pargin: https://twitter.com/JasonKPargin
Michael Swaim: 2023-11-03 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will post here on Patreon every Tuesday as well as our Youtube channel.
https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans
More importantly, we're trying out posti...
2023-10-31 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
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If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.
This episode covers Futurama episode “The Route of All Evil.”
This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!
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Michael Swaim: 2023-10-30 18:05:58 +0000 UTC
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Michael and Abe are joined by Jason Pargin to discuss 2013’s Enemy, directed by Denis Villeneuve. It’s the clone movie with Jake Gyllenhaal that has spiders! What does it all mean? The boys unpack the movie’s metaphors and land on that it probably shouldn’t be taken literally.
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Jason Pargin: https://twit...
2023-10-27 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will post here on Patreon every Tuesday as well as our Youtube channel.
More importantly, we're trying out posting these to TikTok, as we hope it'll bring new beans into the illustrious bean-fold. Rise, mighty beans!
Plea...
2023-10-24 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Adam and Abe talk about how movies with one location run the risk of becoming stale. John Hughes and his Breakfast Club makes the case for how a visually simple movie can become a classic.
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Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty
Adam Ganser: 2023-10-23 14:05:20 +0000 UTC
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Our limited series with co-hosts Abe Epperson and David Bell digs deep into the internet meme of the “dad movie.” We can all probably name a dad movie, but can we isolate the tropes that really make this a bona fide film genre? Let’s find out!
Features:
Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/abethemighty
David...
2023-10-20 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!
The show will post here on Patreon every Tuesday as well as our Youtube channel.
More importantly, we're trying out posting these to TikTok, as we hope it'll bring new beans into the illustrious bean-fold. Rise, mighty beans!
Plea...
2023-10-17 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The day you’ve been waiting for has arrived. 1Upsmanship returns! New season, new place! This show’s new home is right here on the Small Beans patreon channel. For a few bucks a month, you will get 2 episodes of 1Ups every month! Pretty cool!
The show returns with an episode about games that formed the hosts’ form and shape of what “games should be.” A look into the gaming brains of o...
2023-10-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Michael and Abe are joined by Billy Wayne Davis to discuss 2004’s Napoleon Dynamite. They discuss how culturally influential this movie was for about six months, the interesting backstory of its marketing, and how 2004 was stacked for comedies.
This episode is brought to you by Jeff. You can be like Jeff by heading over to the Small Beans patreon and pledging for the Pick the Flick tier. You ...
2023-10-13 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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* NOTE: The following affects the free feeds, not the patreon. *
We've discussed internally the concept of releasing new shows outside our live feed, as entirely different new podcasts. We're worried about audience retention and you, the earball-haver, missing out on all our content. However, it may be much easier for people to follow JUST the shows they enjoy!
So we've decided to test out if people bite! We're re-releasing the show Coen Brothers Brothers. Search for it now ...
2023-10-12 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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