Update 9/14: The tie has been broken! It's time to go to work. Thanks for the feedback!
Hello, Patreon members! It's getting close to the time where I need to start writing the next Mercs illustrated story, so I thought I'd come to you to see what kind of theme you'd want to see next. Caveat: I'll eventually do all of them as either stories or regular Mercs chapters, so don't worry that if you vote for one you won't see the others.
Which of these themes intrigues you the most and...
2015-09-09 01:53:16 +0000 UTC
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Always ask before using the dark arts on your friends. It's just the polite thing to do.
Happy Labor Day, Slapeggs!
2015-09-08 06:26:53 +0000 UTC
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The previous Suddenly... picture was fun to draw and it got some comments too. And who am I to defy the will of the people? I thought it would be fun to add on to it with an extra bit.
Plus I miss drawing Lust. And Lust being petty is the best Lust.
2015-09-06 01:19:11 +0000 UTC
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The Sins end their analysis of the Rulers’ islands and weigh the importance of tasty food/enslavement. Also, robo-Sloth shows off and flexes for the team, thankfully without oiling up.
We also posted a new Mercynaries page (http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) , bonus Patreon art...
2015-09-04 15:06:08 +0000 UTC
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As with all people named Pip, our hero is a loser. In this game's world, your resolution is your caste and Pip is at the bottom of that ladder. Those neat little bits of world building are really the only things Adventures of Pip has going for it. The writing is either really charming or awful, with little inbetween. The villain is great and she makes a lot of references to pixels and resolution and game graphics related things (such as the characters referring to discrimination against low reso...
2015-09-04 02:04:14 +0000 UTC
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This month, the Mercs are breaking into fairy tales and flipping scripts all over the place. Too long have we had innocent princesses! We need to shine some light on their true horror.... It's probably because she doesn't wear a poofy dress; that's how you can identify the bad ones.
Big thanks to everybody that's helping to support the site! The $100 bonus is taking longer than I was expecting, so I'll be putting out a second request soon to tide us over until the main one is completed. Thanks...
2015-09-01 14:09:38 +0000 UTC
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Man, that's the best kind of suddenly.
I finished up some work early, so I thought it would be fun to do a little something just for the fine people of Patreon because you have expressed an interest in princessification. Because you are good and proper people. Happy weekend!
2015-08-30 16:31:20 +0000 UTC
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All our fine student readers are headed back to school and all our fine teacher readers out there are stocking up on coffee, booze, and headache medicine. And all of our other adults with jobs have been at work all summer anyway. Check out what the site had to offer this month that you may have missed in your horrible depression!
2015-08-30 14:24:06 +0000 UTC
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Envy asks the questions nobody else is brave enough to ponder. It’s all about the chemtrails, people! Lust is controlling the population through chemtrails. Don’t you see how that makes 100% sense!?
We also posted a new Mercynaries page (http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) , a re...
2015-08-28 14:28:17 +0000 UTC
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Just in case you didn't get quite enough Sloth and Poison adorableness in today's update, we have extra duo-ability with anagrams! And an awful lot of substance abuse... Sloth is probably pretty cool to get drunk with.
2015-08-28 03:30:12 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Patreon Mercs! I'm finishing scripting the final stories of the next Mercs issue, so I wanted to get some feedback on the flow of the Mercs' missions and stories. Would you like to see a continuation of the current flow of the Mercs moving from mission to mission with some story bits between or are you feeling ready to move the story to next phase and change things up?
As always, send in or post your feedback and thoughts! Or if you just have some ideas for new...
2015-08-26 02:11:10 +0000 UTC
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Quick Critique: Curses N Chaos
After my initial disappointment that Curses N Chaos has nothing in common with Ghosts N Goblins OR the C&C Music Factory, I came to applaud that Curses N Chaos has some darn good style. It has fantastic music, some good humor in its mini story segments, and while the sprites are really simple, they have a ton of style and flair with great animations. The three are also sadly all the game has going for it.
While the gameplay may be overly simp...
2015-08-26 01:59:21 +0000 UTC
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We practiced our kind words and gentle calming voice to soothe a rattled Greed. And then just kind of said whatever to dealing with Envy. Yay, Lib is back!
We also posted a new Mercynaries page (http://topwebcomics.com/vote/45...
2015-08-21 15:11:16 +0000 UTC
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New Sloth... leaves much to be desired in the ways of wearing hats. Guide it to the path of light, Sloth, or else you guys are never going to be the next big thing in free-to-play!
As usual, Patreon members get the picture at full size as thanks for being so keen.
2015-08-21 03:51:03 +0000 UTC
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It's too hot to be a productive member of society, so I drew art instead.
My past week has pretty much been a loop of "Good-Bye Moonmen" and "Do You Feel It?" and trying to not blurt out "Shut the * up about moon men!" while I'm sitting at my desk.
I think Hope-Gluttony would be a good Unity...
Ricky and Morty owned by Adult Swim:
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2015-08-16 03:05:37 +0000 UTC
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Sleep and Anger finish up their love-in/nap-in and discuss the finer points of totally not keeping people under your thumb.
We also posted a new Mercynaries page ( http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) , and a new game prototype, Wilder West!
2015-08-14 15:10:01 +0000 UTC
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I was working on another game for the site and while I liked the world, I just couldn't get into the game itself. I kept thinking about other projects while working on this and that's usually my sign to re-focus my efforts elsewhere. I like Wilder and his world of dinosaurs and what would have eventually featured robotic sea life, alien tech, and maybe some alien ghosts, so I think I'll come back to this world some day.
The version on the site just has two levels, so enjoy them for what they ...
2015-08-14 03:33:21 +0000 UTC
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Anger has a SINKING suspicion something FISHY might be going down on Sleep's island. That's the kind of comedy genius you would be missing if you didn't check out Sins this week!
We also posted a new Mercynaries page ( http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) , a review of Child of Light, and more an...
2015-08-07 14:24:24 +0000 UTC
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While Anger is off learning strange new things, we need our own strange new things... Sins Anagrams! In honor of the ending of Summer Games Done Quick, we have Nus! And firearms! The second one is only slightly less related to SGDQ. Patreon members get the art at full size too!
2015-08-07 03:26:46 +0000 UTC
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Quick Critique: Child of Light
The following discussion mentions some story spoilers.
Child of Light... is. It is a video game. It has gameplay. It has a story. It doesn't do a lot poorly but the interesting things it does don't push the game that far out of the middle ground after the game undermines its own fun pieces. A few days out of finishing it, I don't have a lot more than a vague recollection of having played it to completion and the notes I took during tha...
2015-08-05 04:45:40 +0000 UTC
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This month, the Mercs try to go something about the heroine epidemic affecting this poor city! They clean up the streets and ask the big questions about goons, sharks, and why heroes don't wear pants in the middle of winter.
Huge thanks to the Slapegg community for getting us to that $100 goal! I'll hopefully have some progress from the commissioned artist to post along the way. It should be a cool one!
2015-08-01 14:33:56 +0000 UTC
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Our weekend picture comes to us via friend of the site, Melkorios:
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Princess Meloon... Princess Mel-luna? Name needs work. The Princess and her loyal Scout Pip prove that a good 60% of being an effective magical girl comes from the power of your posing. Another good 15% or so has to be weird hair. Patreon members get the picture at full resolution!
2015-07-31 02:43:17 +0000 UTC
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We say good-bye to July and shake our fists at its heat but the undeniable coolness of the Sins got us through. And what content there was! Thanks for everybody's support in hitting that Patreon goal and I have word from the next artist that he'll be starting next week!
2015-07-31 02:01:47 +0000 UTC
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Quick Critique: Ittle Dew
The strongest feelings I had for Ittle Dew were in how it auto-saves. The game freezes when you change rooms so it can save. Most games have the decency to let you keep playing while it saves in the background, but this one locks everything in place like its about to crash every time it saves. And good feelings or bad feelings, that's as emotionally invested as I got in Ittle Dew. It's a lot of block puzzles. Like, the vast vast majority of the game is just...
2015-07-29 04:19:59 +0000 UTC
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Anger and Sleep are up to thoroughly important events at the beach and most certainly not having a splash.
We also posted a new Mercynaries page ( http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) and the next Mercs illustrated story, Private Eyeful!
2015-07-24 15:54:52 +0000 UTC
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The next installment in the illustrated Mercynaries stories is ready! Big thanks to our Patreon members for their support that made it possible! As a bonus, all Patreon members get the art available as a separate file and at the original dimensions.
In this installment, take a stroll down the dark and lonely streets with the best private eye taught by the school of hard knocks and the worst gumshoe movies you could ever see as he stumbles into sinister plots and excuses to cal...
2015-07-24 00:14:20 +0000 UTC
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Sloth is all cleaned up, but does the Builder have an ulterior motive for sprucing up our walking smashy machine?
We also posted a new Mercynaries page ( http://topwebcomics.com/vote/4549/default.aspx ) , a review of Dragon's Crown, and a monstrously cute Mercs picture!
Patreon upd...
2015-07-17 14:58:14 +0000 UTC
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We take another look at the Mercs team if they were affected by other curses. Last time we had robo-Mercs and this time... Monster Mercs! Mercy is somehow cute no matter what. It's the glasses.
2015-07-17 03:40:46 +0000 UTC
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Quick Critique: Dragon's Crown
I had mentioned in my Double Dragon Neon critique that I thought one of the best things about that game was how it added RPG elements to a beat 'em up. Those elements like equipment, leveling up a character, and skill trees are the only way to do beat em ups now to me and Dragon's Crown does all of that really well. Games like Final Fight and Streets of Rage usually get boring after one or two stages for me, but adding growth to your character does a l...
2015-07-15 04:21:48 +0000 UTC
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It's alive! It's aliiive! Well, as alive as a supernatural thing controlling a suit of techno-armor can be. That has to qualify Sloth for some kind of personhood status.
We also posted a new Mercynaries page ( http://topwebcomics.com/vote/45...
2015-07-10 14:32:39 +0000 UTC
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