Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 435
Ink is expensive, my dude. This young lady has an eye for business! On top of an eye for fashion.
2023-05-19 01:28:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Ink is expensive, my dude. This young lady has an eye for business! On top of an eye for fashion.
2023-05-19 01:28:49 +0000 UTC View Post
If your doctor is giving you fluids without glowing things floating inside, you're getting the off-the-shelf name brand stuff. Demand the real thing by name!
2023-05-18 01:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Cydra to have our toughest gals, Chast and the Librarian, get their reboots as leather clad bikers! Probably not the kind of pants Lib would prefer, but I think she would be down for a bar fight or two against the Sins.
Thanks for the suggestion, Cydra!
2023-05-17 16:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you see somebody dressed like that, you want to do business with them. They're either so rich they don't need to work with you, more confidant than any human ever, or they roll around in highlighters which is intriguing enough.
2023-05-17 01:40:50 +0000 UTC View Post
If you see somebody dressed like that, you want to do business with them. They're either so rich they don't need to work with you, more confidant than any human ever, or they roll around in highlighters which is intriguing enough.
Join the Sins Patreon to get comics, comics at larger sizes, and bonus arts of varying sizes!
2023-05-17 01:39:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, one thing you can trust stern business ladies on is probably good medical care. They seem like the type that can negotiate for one heck of a good medical plan in their contracts.
2023-05-16 01:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow is tough but fair. You can only fight capitalism with more capitalism. Or the saucy picture industry? They seem to be the real drivers of global powers and economies.
Let's end this client and look towards something more wholesome. Zamiel has sent us another adventure of the chaos imp, Moli, for a fan-MORT item!
https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Zam!
2023-05-15 01:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by PrinceImperial to have the security guard from the beginning of Cursynaries take a new approach to artifact retrieval and reboot his career. I'm sure he'll have no problems crawling through passages or balancing on precarious beams while raiding some tombs.
Our next request was by Zamiel that after the rest ...
2023-05-13 16:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Zamiel that after the rest of the families starred in their Dexter's Lab inspired cartoons, LUCe and Ruth swap networks and head off to find them with the help of Moli, who is definitely there for... support and... whatever it is chaos imps do. It's certainly not to get a good role for robots. Not the best reboot for LUCe, but keep looking around, gal!
Thanks for the suggestion, Z...
2023-05-13 16:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The fabric of reality is not ready for sexy Willow art generations. Willow is the only one strong enough to destroy sexy-Willow and we must thank her for her service!
2023-05-12 01:25:50 +0000 UTC View PostI knew almost nothing about this game going in. It looked like a Wonder Boy style game, it had great art, and it was affordable, so that seemed like a winning combination. This game is beautiful. The art, the colors, and the lighting! The animation is nice and smooth. The music is tranquil without being boring. It tells a good story and it’s dramatic when it needs to be but funny when it needs to be. It’s lovely to just exist in this game’s world.
The bad… man, this game does no...
2023-05-11 16:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
There are times when you might be cool with a stern bookish lady glowering over you. Being in the hospital is probably not one of those times.
2023-05-11 01:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure, of course you think that a glorious up-do is the perfect hairstyle for the tech industry. It protects your head when installing things in the ceiling. You can store tools and small items in it to keep your hairs free. But the static! The static... Only thing keeping every tech worker from having a fine bouffant.
2023-05-10 01:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by PrinceImperial to have the security guard from the beginning of Cursynaries take a new approach to artifact retrieval and reboot his career. I'm sure he'll have no problems crawling through passages or balancing on precarious beams while raiding some tombs.
Thanks for the suggestion, Prince!
2023-05-09 16:24:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We're starting a new theme and wing for the MORT and our museum patrons have selected... sports!
Now I, like all good artists and fans of the occult, am a pasty weird shut-in so I'm going to have to rely on Tour Guide for this one. She seems like a classy lady that likes the refined sport. The sport of kings! Which might actually be horse racing. Or boxing. The sport of queens then! Much more pleasing that way.
2023-05-09 01:43:34 +0000 UTC View Post
We're out here risking our safety to expose the sinister cabal of the computer parts industry and their debauchery! Fancy graphics cards are nothing more than a way to look at saucy pictures at even higher resolutions! It's an industry built on sin.
And in more lighthearted sinful ways, Zam has provided us with a new fan-MORT item and is kicking off a month of reintroducing everybody to Moli: https://www.pat...
2023-05-08 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is Sports”!
We're kicking off our sports theme with our sequence poll. You see that there? "Kicking" Eh? Ehhh?
You get it?
Your choices this month are:
2023-05-07 15:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostAttached is this week's bonus art for non-Patrons, kicking off our new theme!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our first request was by FirestormBlade for a Loonatics Unleashed style reboot of Sins. The Sins go sci-fi and fight against the evil empire of the Virtues! Chastity makes for a fine evil empress. I think we should let her keep the job for a bit and see where it all goes.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2023-05-06 16:12:04 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our first request was by FirestormBlade for a Loonatics Unleashed style reboot of Sins. The Sins go sci-fi and fight against the evil empire of the Virtues! Chastity makes for a fine evil empress. I think we should let her keep the job for a bit and see where it all goes.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2023-05-06 16:11:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not often the artist gets recognition for their work. What an honor!
And the AI is really helping society. By optimizing the saucy picture industry down to just one person, it frees up all those other workers for other jobs. Efficiency!
2023-05-05 02:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
And we close out another fine exhibit at the MORT! And Tour Guide reminds you to read comics instead of those other forms of brain-rotting. Nothing bad ever happens in the comics industry!
2023-05-04 01:35:17 +0000 UTC View Post
A lot of mythical creatures don't have moms, so sometimes you need to hex up your own for a day! Or a week. Maybe a month? Let's just see how it plays out.
2023-05-03 16:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, if the algorithm says bikini beach fun is what the people want, what's some squishy human to say anything against that. These are definitely my thoughts and the algorithm is by no means standing behind me with a gun making me type this.
2023-05-03 02:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Security maybe needs to work on his cover/bedside manner. But it does sound effective...
Making a pot roast is an innate cartoon mom skill. Like knowing about souffle risings. Or how to handle a hectic night of the boss coming over for dinner. All those sitcom-level disasters TV so prepared me for for but nobody ever encounters in real life. At least the client doesn't have to worry about the ol' "two dates at the same time" trope. Cartoon moms are free from that one.
2023-05-02 01:56:30 +0000 UTC View Post
That's why it's so important to defrag your hard drive!
You don't want to know what happens if you don't degauss your monitor.
And speaking of frags (and masterful segues), we have some fragging going on from the new fan-MORT item DarkZamiel has posted at: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Zam!
2023-05-01 01:49:47 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-2023-colored-82282315
Your theme for May: The Gritty/Xtreme Reboot
Th...
2023-04-30 15:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts at smaller sizes for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.
Our next request was by FirestormBlade for a Lust action figure that shoots real feminizing beams! Look, any kid that eats toy rockets kind of gets what's coming to them. You handle your toy rockets the way we all do! By losing them at your grandmother's house the same day you just got your new Batman toy!
Our next r...
2023-04-29 16:15:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.
Our last request was by Ross Phillips to have dolls of our very own brave warriors at the front line of fast food. What kid didn't grow up wishing to play with the day manager of a burger joint!
Thanks for the suggestion, Ross!
2023-04-29 16:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh the fantastical elements of these comics. An AI-crafting smutty weirdo having second thoughts about something that makes him money. As if!
2023-04-28 01:58:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.
Our next request was by FirestormBlade for a Lust action figure that shoots real feminizing beams! Look, any kid that eats toy rockets kind of gets what's coming to them. You handle your toy rockets the way we all do! By losing them at your grandmother's house the same day you just got your new Batman toy!
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2023-04-27 16:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post