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MORT Ch 5 P10

Just think of all the cushioning he has while slumped to the ground weeping. That's a plus few people consider!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 425

Never debug today what you can put off until tomorrow! It's pretty much the industry's guiding principle. That and "it's totally ethical to generate AI ladies for money". That one funds all the other dubious tech work that gets done.

Flip Your Lid

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by Melkorios to have toys like the Happy Meal cars that flipped over to have a different character. We went with another mode of transportation and I figure the "basket" characters would push up into the gown part. Fun for everybody!

Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!

MORT Ch 5 P9

If more households just used sinister glowing AC adapters instead of sinister glowing batteries, so many problems would be resolved. You can even use your sinister glowing solar panels to charge the adapters so everybody wins.

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 424

If technology wasn't made for generating pictures of pretty ladies for rubes to gawk at, then we never should have trapped lightning in these fancy rocks!

For more techno-ladies, Zamiel has a new fan-MORT item for all! Check out the links to their gallery on the Community page! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community 

Cursynaries April 2023 Preview

If technology wasn't made for generating pictures of pretty ladies for rubes to gawk at, then we never should have trapped lightning in these fancy rocks!

If YOU want to gawk at digital ladies, or demons and monsters, (I don't judge), why not sign up for OUR more ethical comics here in the Patreon!

Clemsters Finale

Our commission today came to us thanks to Zamiel! Our crew finished off their Dexter's Lab themed havoc and are back to normal. Normal-ish. Sam and Willow have no business being seen as parental figures.

Thanks to Zam for the picture! And you should already be following their gallery with all its MORT-inspired artifacts, but if you've been negligent, head over to: https://www.deviantart.com/dark-zamiel <...

Weekly Bonus Art Round-Up

Attached is this week's bonus art at the smaller size for non-Patrons! We also posted the month's sequence and will have some non-bonus art to post this weekend too, so stay tuned!

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by PrinceImperial to see the cursed burrito shop from Mercynaries putting out some plush merch that instills a craving for those bountiful, soft, pillowy tortillas. What kind of monster DOESN'T love bur...

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 423

Sure seems to me like Fayna has a track record on par with the rest of the Mercs teams, so I think that gal is a natural. Or client even learns an important lesson about valuing work-life balance and is going to have some interesting dreams/night terrors for a while, so that's exciting! Mission success.

MORT Sequence: Cartoon Standards

Our theme for the MORT is "Cartoons" and our museum patrons voted for "violating standards and practices" as this month's sequence!

Artists being responsible for the things they draw? Well I don't like the sound of that. But c'mon! She looks like a totally normal cartoon mom/secretary/teacher/librarian. And simple round shapes are easier for kids to draw, so that's just knowing your audience. The suits just don't appreciate all the hard work artists do. Artists shouldn't have "accountab...

MORT Sequence: Cartoon Standards _Small Edition

Our theme for the MORT is "Cartoons" and our museum patrons voted for "violating standards and practices" as this month's sequence!

Artists being responsible for the things they draw? Well I don't like the sound of that. But c'mon! She looks like a totally normal cartoon mom/secretary/teacher/librarian. And simple round shapes are easier for kids to draw, so that's just knowing your audience. The suits just don't appreciate all the hard work artists do. Artists shouldn't have "accountab...

MORT Ch 5 P8

It's a fate worse than cancellation! Playing second fiddle to the more developed family members that get better storylines and relegated to housework and unable to sit in most chairs! The cartoon mom suffers greatly.

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 422

I like the way this lady thinks and want to subscribe to her newsletter! Fayna doesn't back down in the face of adversity! She doubles down and is willing to defile the laws of Nature and the Cosmos to do things right!

The Munchies

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by PrinceImperial to see the cursed burrito shop from Mercynaries putting out some plush merch that instills a craving for those bountiful, soft, pillowy tortillas. What kind of monster DOESN'T love burritos! I bet that merch doesn't even need any supernatural dealings to be effective.

Thanks for the suggestion, Prince!

MORT Ch 5 P7

I choose to live in a world where exercise videos have not evolved in any way since the 80s. Also, that things still get released as videos!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 421

Man, Willow's sleeves don't have cool powers of their own! Will relies on Maw for that, but Fayna's out here using her fashion as an answering machine! No wonder she's cool as a cucumber out on missions.

And from one set of fancy fashion to another, Zamiel brings us another fashionable fan-MORT item! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community

Thanks, Zam!

Weekly Bonus Art Round-Up

Attached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons! 

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by Jimmy to have Maw gets its own meal deal instead of all those wannabe musicians and actors, complete with Pride Shakes and Lusterizing your onion rings for only 25 cents extra! It's just good planning on the restaurant's side. Even if nobody else buys it, Maw probably eats enough to be profitable right there.

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Charm Offensive

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by Zamiel to have some collectible Gluttony charms that have some... benefits for completing the whole set. Of COURSE, Mercy is the mom that is there alongside her kid asking for junk food. Be responsible, Roland! Make your dinner salads that please nobody and save their souls.

Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 420

Listen to Fayna's soothing tones and bask in her healing kindness and ignore her healing frustration and growing healing panic.

RoyalTyrry

Our commission today comes to us thanks to Ross! Frequent contributor/victim, Terry, is proud to show off his new age version of a princess outfit, without all those bulky frills and poof. THAT is a princess that can run down to the coffee shop in style.

Thanks, Ross!

MORT Ch 5 P6

Everybody loves their own local reporters. Why I bet this kind of costumed appreciation could get them on a segment for this very channel!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 419

Big sleeves aren't just fashionable! They also hide all kinds of surprise relics! And are useful for sneaking snacks into the movie theater! And maybe something to shush up mean clients with their rudeness.

Maw Meal

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our next request was by Jimmy to have Maw gets its own meal deal instead of all those wannabe musicians and actors, complete with Pride Shakes and Lusterizing your onion rings for only 25 cents extra! It's just good planning on the restaurant's side. Even if nobody else buys it, Maw probably eats enough to be profitable right there.

Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!

MORT Ch 5 P5

Do you see what happens when you try to be irresponsible and watch the news instead of wholesome cartoons! Learning is tearing this family apart!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 418

Gah! The Universe always finds a way to screw over the working man. And the working undead? Don't bring your relics to your place of work. You leave those at home!

And on the festive holiday front, we have another fan-MORT item from Zamiel! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community

I thank you, Zam, even if Bun Corp doesn't.

Weekly Bonus Art Round-Up

Attached is this week's bonus art at a smaller resolution for our non-Patrons! There were all kinds of other goodies posted this week too so go back and check those posts as well. Do it now!

Less Lead Though

Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and marketing tie-ins.

Our first request was by Doggod to have Milk Maid Commemorative glasses that might just turn you into a milk maid too. Promotional glasses are either going to be hexed or have lead paint. You're going to have to make a choice on which one you suffer through.

Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!

Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 417

Popping out of supply closets and spooking the client into heart attacks technically IS a way to stop them from getting cursed. So... points to Fayna for creativity? The biblical angels at least start with the "fear not" though. That's your opener, not your closer.

Some Thoughts About... Dead Cells/Return To Castlevania

Long time readers will know that I'm a big, big fan of Castlevania, so I'm coming at this almost exclusively from the Castlevania side and not the Dead Cells side. Dead Cells is... okay. It's just not my kind of game. I can appreciate it for what it is and means to be, but that's not what I'm looking for in a game. I'm mostly not a fan of rogue-likes and I prefer exploration over combat, so yeah, Dead Cells is not meant for me and that's okay. But I do like Castlevania!

To ge...

MORT Ch 5 P4

I want to make fun of him for being a dork, but I'm pretty sure that would be my exact reaction too. ...You win this round, fictional character that I wrote!