Brick and mortar stores are looking for experiences that are better than online... Look, I'm not saying it's the most moral business plan, but I'm not saying it's not a good business plan.
2022-10-21 01:29:50 +0000 UTC View PostSome thoughts about… Saints Row (2022)
Despite being a big big fan of Saints Row the Third and 4 (and finding Gat Out of Hell… tolerable, since you could play as Kinzie), the previews for the new Saints Row series did not grab me. The trailers lacked style, substance, or humor and the new cast felt like they were rejected from a Ubisoft game. But the sales are here now, so I gave SR a chance!
To get the big complaint out in the open from the beginning, the new Saints Row doesn...
2022-10-20 16:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody knows that the power of the kidneys is where the real magic happens. Heart power is for chumps.
I really liked the dress as Resident Evil boss. Every time you damage it, it just comes back with more mutations. More ribbons and baubles than tentacles and eyes though.
2022-10-20 01:30:27 +0000 UTC View Post
When the story opens up with this level of intelligence, you know you're in for a treat.
2022-10-19 01:24:15 +0000 UTC View Post
When the story opens up with this level of intelligence, you know you're in for a treat.
Does this inspire you to join the Patreon club? Well it should. Plus you get bonuses on top of this fine art!
2022-10-19 01:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have the cast in homemade outfit swaps. We have Lady-Jimmy as Fortune-Pride, Tolli as Classic Lust, and Roland as Princess-Pip (Pip wishes she had glasses that stylish).
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
2022-10-18 16:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
You need to make a lot of donations to the museum trust fund to get access to the sword and moon laser rooms. Those are exhibits reserved for fancy galas with wait staff.
Dun dun duuun! While Willow is focusing on blowing the lab up, she's missing out the real news. The camp was run by none other than franchise mastermind Daisy's lieutenants! The Mercs tangled with her several times as the owner of a sinister cosmetics and fashion cabal and now Willow is unwittingly in the web of intrigue too.
We'll leave this story here, because it will probably take at least a day for the explosion-rush and mad science bloodlust to run its course through Willow b...
2022-10-17 01:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Melkorios to have Melody with a homemade Lust costume! Which I think involves a whole lot of grape Kool-Aide as dye. But if that's enough to trigger trauma, it must be quality!
Our next request was by Jakal to have Jakal and Pip displeasing Lust with their homemade costumes! Better hope Jakal is good at sewing, because I don't think thos...
2022-10-15 15:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Jakal to have Jakal and Pip displeasing Lust with their homemade costumes! Better hope Jakal is good at sewing, because I don't think those seams will hold for long.
Thanks for the suggestion, Jakal!
2022-10-15 14:59:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Every hot girlfriend is secretly an evil scientist and/or evil scientist-adjacent. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but it's for the best.
2022-10-14 01:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I should probably go on record and say that the strategy of "grab stuff out of the displays and start swinging" does not go for most museums. Yes, dual wielding dinosaur skulls is pretty bad ass, but your local natural history museum will be rather cross with you.
2022-10-13 01:26:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Melkorios to have Melody with a homemade Lust costume! Which I think involves a whole lot of grape Kool-Aide as dye. But if that's enough to trigger trauma, it must be quality!
Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!
2022-10-12 16:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow and Maw may not be punctual, but they do show up! usually after having punched a bunch of people at a previous location!
I think the pettiness is pretty fundamental to the role. I mean, if they were reasonable, would Willow even have this job? Maw is just more god than most gods!
2022-10-12 01:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no! The never-fail strategy of "punch your problems to make them go away" has failed! Reparative crystallization and ghost limbs are more than a match for pluck!
2022-10-11 01:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Augh, the ol' "evil girlfriend and sinister corporation" team-up! It gets you every time!
And check out the Community page where DarkZamiel is continuing their fan-MORT relics! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Zam!
2022-10-10 01:21:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at a smaller resolution as we kick off Halloween month!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our first request was by Blade to see Lust creating a "Pip" costume with some expansive results on Envy! She's have tried to make a guy-Pip costume, but who even remembers what he looks like anymore.
Our next request was by Zamiel to see Baxter forced to dress up like one of his demon army. The team is clearly all about safety...
2022-10-09 16:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Doggod to have Lust and Sloth making their own bedsheet ghost costumes. Of course, they're both too classy to use any old sheets. Ghosts would haunt silk sheets if people only made them available!
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
2022-10-09 15:58:32 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for Halloweeny MORT sequence voting! Since our current exhibit is “cursed clothing”, that will be part of the sequence too. Your choices this month are:
2022-10-08 15:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Haha, all those fun fake terms kids make up at camp. Oh the silliness!
2022-10-07 01:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our next request was by Zamiel to see Baxter forced to dress up like one of his demon army. The team is clearly all about safety. Big poofy hair provides plenty of cushioning if he trips and hits his head and a restrictive dress ensures he can't dash about at unsafe speeds. I think a "thank you" is in order, Bax.
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2022-10-06 15:59:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Nooo! This tale of two eternal best friends can't end in tragedy! Curse you, monster dress, for tearing these friendship bonds asunder!
2022-10-06 01:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Camp is an experience where everybody is nurtured. A good counselor changes everything for you and all guests can be themselves. As long as you're kicking butt at the camp games. Counselors have no time for losers that can dive off the decks. Get your stuff together.
2022-10-05 01:33:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around costumes.
Our first request was by Blade to see Lust creating a "Pip" costume with some expansive results on Envy! She's have tried to make a guy-Pip costume, but who even remembers what he looks like anymore.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2022-10-04 16:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Awww, yeah. More dress buddies! Better hope its batteries don't run dry too quickly. Seems like more of a hassle than just swapping out a few Game Gears' worth of double-As.
2022-10-04 01:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Camp clothes are like the spoon you're gifted at birth. Once it's gone, you're in big trouble.
Make sure you're heading over to the Community section of the site! Zamiel is posting more fan-Mort objects and you don't want to miss them. Thanks, Zam!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/72786063
2022-10-03 01:23:24 +0000 UTC View PostAttached is the last bonus art for September for our non-Patrons. Off to start Octobering arts!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cursed clothing found on the discount rack.
Our last request was by Revan to see Roland in the anchor dress from our game, Pindeavor. I'm sure Roland will definitely be able to get up all those stairs and find the remote in no more than 3 or 4 days. And Mercy and Clem definitely won't be delayed in coming home from their trip.
2022-10-02 15:41:57 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cursed clothing found on the discount rack.
Our last request was by Revan to see Roland in the anchor dress from our game, Pindeavor. I'm sure Roland will definitely be able to get up all those stairs and find the remote in no more than 3 or 4 days. And Mercy and Clem definitely won't be delayed in coming home from their trip.
Thanks for the suggestion, Revan!
2022-10-02 15:40:49 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus: https://www.patreon.com/posts/october-2022-art-72685648
Your theme for October: Home-made costumes and masks
Nothing says peak masculinity like those yellow meanies. It's enough to make you put any doubts/paranoia behind you.
2022-09-30 01:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post