Cursed checks get cashed the same as every other check! Unless your local wizard is trying to buy snacks in the cafeteria with some kind of enchanted leaf, you take that cash!
2024-01-18 02:52:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow is not a gal built for suburbia. How are you supposed to advocate for wickedness when everything closes at 5? There's only so much wickedness a community center bake sale can generate!
2024-01-17 02:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow is not a gal built for suburbia. How are you supposed to advocate for wickedness when everything closes at 5? There's only so much wickedness a community center bake sale can generate!
If you're horrified by tract housing, join up with us and become a member for more comics and arts!
2024-01-17 02:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our next request was by Doggod to have the Sloth priestesses get their yearly reviews. Nobody but Sloth appreciates how much effort it takes to be so slothful! I know they're an apocalyptic cult and all, but they're so cute that they deserve to win!
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
2024-01-16 17:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody's learned a valuable lesson fiscal responsibility!
Hmmm, bleached sky, fight with the Tarot, Lust wearing that outfit... Ah, I'm sure our banker will have plenty of time to appreciate being back in his original body!
2024-01-16 02:43:45 +0000 UTC View Post
All's well that ends well! Bruxley got some fine acting credits, our client learned some important job skills and picked up an alternate wardrobe, and Willow just happened to find that block of cash just sitting around somewhere. What luck!
2024-01-15 02:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts at a smaller resolution for folks that aren't active members!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our next request was by Jimmy to see Zamiel's Moli throwing more princess parties. And I think the solution to this problem is to just start hiring more people. I imagine we can find a place for that happy robot man shortly.
Our next request was by Cydra to see Lust help Tolli ge...
2024-01-12 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our next request was by Cydra to see Lust help Tolli get some ladies in the new year. He's not quite sure how annoyed he has to be with this resolution just yet...
Thanks for the suggestion, Cydra!
2024-01-12 17:58:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the danger you face when putting your address up there for people to hunt down. Sure you might get some fan mail, but other people are going to send their demon god sidekicks after you. That's why UHF stations aren't popular anymore. Science!
2024-01-12 02:35:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Greed is its own monster! It's not bound to your paperwork! Greed IS a good enough friend to make campfire goodies with you though.
And then to use that fire to burn down more banks. Because Greed is the realest of friends...
2024-01-11 02:43:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our next request was by Jimmy to see Zamiel's Moli throwing more princess parties. And I think the solution to this problem is to just start hiring more people. I imagine we can find a place for that happy robot man shortly.
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
2024-01-10 17:05:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Bruxley feels no pride in shaming a fellow cursee. Slapping the Divine around though, you don't even have to pay an actor's salary for that one.
2024-01-10 02:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally beats New Year's and conquers their demons! Or demon. It's usually just the one causing problems. Nuthin' a bit of learning and smarts from the Tour Guide couldn't fix.
2024-01-09 17:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Honestly, you can't expect the Sins to monitor foreign exchange rates. It's just so much easier to jot down a note on paper saying how many gems they're owed. They'd still totally lose that note, but somebody would eventually remember.
2024-01-09 02:35:26 +0000 UTC View Post
An appearance by our special guest star, Bruxley! We should let Willow write our story lines more often. That's a dame that knows her TV.
2024-01-08 02:46:11 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts kicking off a new theme for a new year!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our first request was by Zamiel to have Moli resolving to improve herself. Basic literacy was quickly dropped for taking fashion from an idol. Do you think Mini Crust solely raps about pizzas or are there some hot songs about pies too? Moli raises all sorts of questions.
Our next request was by Firest...
2024-01-07 15:22:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our next request was by Firestorm Blade to have Greed resolve to help the less fortunate with some angel investing! And excuuuse Greed for expanding people's financial literacy!
Student loans? Evil. But who wouldn't miss their Saucy Teacher charity payments?
Mortgages? Confusing, scary! But a Hot Housewife loan? Tell me more.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2024-01-07 15:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Cowards train up at the gym, gravity chamber, or under a waterfall. The real fighters are out there doing cursed gown training.
2024-01-05 17:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow is well-trained in the art of ruining things. She's going to post so many spoilers to so many message boards! Sure, almost nobody uses message boards anymore because the world is a corrupt and hurtful place, but once Willow finds out about social media!
2024-01-05 02:57:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins facing off against New Year's resolutions.
Our first request was by Zamiel to have Moli resolving to improve herself. Basic literacy was quickly dropped for taking fashion from an idol.
Do you think Mini Crust solely raps about pizzas or are there some hot songs about pies too? Moli raises all sorts of questions.
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2024-01-04 17:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Our lucky banker is getting to meet all kinds of cast members!
And no wonder the Sins need so much loot for juice boxes. A gauntlet that size will drain your juice in a single squeeze. Kids don't know moderation!
2024-01-04 02:48:19 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is the Sins! So we want to know who makes for the cutest...
Ruler!
Your choices this month are:
2024-01-03 16:33:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Is nothing sacred! Even a ground-breaking and much-quality reality TV show like this one is using phony scripted segments?! I don't even know what to believe in any more...
But kudos to you coworker/extra! Grinding, but respectfully.
2024-01-03 02:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't just sit back and let Tour Guide badmouth spite in this way! Spite is a wonderful emotion! Happiness keeps you all complacent but spite is so motivational. I predict big things for Pip in the new year.
2024-01-02 17:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We jump forward a bit in time and our banker buddy is doing well! Out of the office, getting fresh air and exercise. That's thriving! And all thanks to the kind work of the Sins!
2024-01-02 02:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, please. Name one make-up artist that can't break into your house and do spy business whenever they please. You can't!
2024-01-01 02:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/january-2024-art-95539708
Your theme for January: Sins New Year's Resolutions
Attached is this week's bonus art for our non-Patrons wrapping up our monthly theme. And the year!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Doggod to have the Gluttonies serve as our Ghosts, reinterpreted as The Ghosts of You Just Ate, Meal Time, and It's Not Dinner Yet! What kind of cruel ghost-based morality system would deny sweet Gluttonies their snacks!
Our next request was by Cydra to have a Ghost of Chris...
2023-12-29 17:39:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around the Sins and A Christmas Carol.
Our next request was by Cydra to have a Ghost of Christmases Way Way Past. And who is more festive than a kitty mega predator!? Seems like Mercy and Ruth need to be visited by the Ghosts of Pet Adoption.
Thanks for the suggestion, Cydra!
2023-12-29 17:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, some justification for the horrors of the open office trend! Sure it's not an ETHICAL justification, but this is a law business, not a place that deals with... Hmmm, maybe it just means they have enough highly paid people that can defend their poor HR standards in court instead.
2023-12-29 02:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post