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Hypotheticals for Hat Chat ep.124

Hello! You may not have seen a poll like this before if you're new on Patreon!

We do a Hat Chat podcast weekly, and we like to discuss hypothetical situations, and we always prioritise the ones you vote on first! So, here's this weeks selection:

Option 1

If your boss's daughter bribed you to "take the day off," how would you react?

Imagine you're the chauffeur/assistant to a wealthy businessman, being paid a modest hourly wa...

I should have warned them... - Episode 3 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

Confident, we hop in to MULTIPLE vaults, but there's something very important Trott forgot to tell them...

Members Videos update!

Hey everyone! Once again a HUGE thanks for being a Patreon, you've gone above and beyond exceeding our expectations with such a big influx of praise and support. It's honestly so heart-warming to see so many of you behind us, so thank you!

With that said, we just wanna keep providing you guys MORE stuff to justify parting with that hard earned coin. Trouble is, I've already hit the WEEKLY limit of Vimeo uploads... turns out 1 hour+ videos more than once a week is way too much.

Th...

Acer Predator Outtakes & Behind the Scenes!

We've got a bunch of footage from our fun military style shoot, this is the first of a few! Enjoy!

The FIRST Vault! - Episode 2 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

We've geared up, we've "trained". Let's  jump into our FIRST vault!

How To Disappear!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2023-01-13 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

We're BACK! - Episode 1 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

We're back to punching trees everyone, but this time in a very exciting mod pack that has genuine PURPOSE! Look forward to a long running series in a special EXTENDED format as a big thanks for supporting us <3

Hypotheticals for ep.123!

Welcome if you're new here! We do a Hat Chat podcast live every friday, and because you're a loyal supportive fan you get to help decide the main hypothetical situations that we discuss in the episode!

SO here's you're options this week:

Option 1

How would you disappear?

Due to a few extenuating circumstances, you are cornered into choosing to disappear. You’re not in trouble with criminals or the law, you just desperately need a n...

This is the Next Huge Craze for 2023!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2023-01-07 01:03:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for ep.122

Option 1

The multiverse exists. You get put in a waiting room with five other versions of you, each from an alternate universe. What do you talk to yourselves about?

Option 2

You find out that somehow you’ve gained immortality. You can’t die of old age. What are you going to do with your life?

Option 3

You cook a microwave burrito and accidentally release an evil god from his thousand year prison.<...

How We Managed To Rebrand Satan

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to o...

Hypotheticals for ep.121!

It's the last Hat Chat of the year, so let's go out with a BOMBSHELL.

Sorry about the length of option 3, it's really important to get all the details ok?

1 Death takes a holiday and leaves earth for a thousand years. how does this change mankind?

2 You're an entrepreneur with the ability to freeze time for just your employees (not you). What is your business plan?

3 You are part of the crew of the iron thre...

How we'd Alter the History of Truth ft. Pyrion Flax

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

This episode we have the hilarious Pyrion Flax joining us for a little existential chatting, check him out on the Tri-force podcast (https://o...

Hypotheticals for ep.120!

Fingers crossed we have a special guest for this one, so let's pick with extra BRAIN WRINKLES!

1 You find The Ultimate Wiki

The Ultimate Wiki is exactly what it says on the tin. It is a complete repository of all there is to know. It is, when you find it, pristine, untouched by human hands.

Before you share this amazing resource, you can make 1 edit, adding a single piece of misinformation to this otherwise infallible source.

What do you cha...

This is how the Internet Kills the Supermarkets!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-11-25 18:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for ep.119!

Let's get right down to it boiks

1 The entire internet shuts down for 40 days. What happens to the world in that time?

2 Would you be willing to participate in a scientific experiment where they would hold you underwater until you drown, revive you, and then they'd give you a million dollars?

3 What would happen if pro cyclists and the uci took over the world, then they ban all vehicles other uci compliant bikes w...

How to Convince your Parents you're a Kid again!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-11-18 22:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypothetical for ep.118!

Bit of light treason for today m'lord?

1 You have just been crowned monarch of the United Kingdom. How do you ruin the Crown's reputation so badly that the UK decides to become a republic?

2 You find out that an asteroid 100 km wide is headed for earth. You have 6 months. What do you do?

3 You randomly wake up one morning and are 10 years old again. You have to convince your parents that you're really from the future, X year...

Why I Married A Dyson Ft. Ravs

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films' - Today's episode features Ravs! - Check out his stuff here: https://www.twitch.tv/ravs

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may ...

Hypotheticals for ep.117!

We've got special guest Ravs on today, so pick well!

1 There's a nasty, untrue rumour going around about you, one that could seriously damage your reputation. What do you do?

2 100% proof is found that being buried after death traps the person’s consciousness in a lake of fire. Does humanity start digging everyone up or just move on?

3 You have to choose an inanimate object in your house to become magically aliv...

What's YOUR Gimp Suit?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-11-04 22:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypothetical for ep.116!

Here we go!

Option A

"Dam' good Baby Beaver can-opener" taxidermy contest

You are critically low on money. In order to get some fast cash you enter a taxidermy competition being hosted by "Dam' good Baby Beaver can openers". they need an idea for a new practical use item.

Rules: You need your animal and your item. The name should be catchy, the prize is $25k, what are you putting on the table?

Examples: -"guard your garbage with Ga...

Would We Use The Most Evil Superpower?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-10-28 20:28:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals ep. 115

GET YOUR THINKY BOX ON BOIKS

Option A

The pass out hypothetical

let's say you take a pot brownie, or drink expensive liquor, or snort a line of high-grade cocaine, during said high, your told your gonna have the worst crash or your life after the most incredible high of your life, but your ALLOWED to choose where you pass out and wake up the next morning. (anywhere but your bedroom, or a hospital) what place do you choose?

Opti...