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Should We Mess With Cryogenics?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-09-24 13:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for ep.111

Some long, brain wrinkling questions courtesy of Reddit this morning. Choose wisely...

Option A

The government has banned pornography, everywhere.

This government is not our current one, it is a global empire. Nevermind how it started, it’s here, it controls every state (except for a few “dark areas” that are rapidly closing), and it has the sole military and police forces of the world.

Technically, pornography has been illegal for some time, but...

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Inside the writers room of 'Spunk Fighters'

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-09-08 13:48:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for ep.110!

It's EARLY again, sorry about that...


Option A

Would you still jack off if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

Option B

You wake up, but you can't move at all and feel like a jellyfish. Suddenly a skeleton runs in, apologizes for being late, and dives down your mouth, and then you can move again. What do you do?

Option C

You discover that you can...

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The Week-Long Sleep Quandary

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-09-02 19:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for ep.109!

Fresh from the hells of Reddit, we bring you these hypotheticals to choose from. Good luck!

Option A

If a tribe of the last surviving Neanderthals was found, would they be given human rights? Or would they be put in a zoo?

Option B

Your childhood best friend that you've known since you was 5 years old, is a monster. They were born a monster, (demon, werewolf, vampire etc.). What do you do, and what type of questions do you even ask? View Post

The Chimp or Child Conundrum

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature.

Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at 2022-08-27 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hypotheticals for Ep.108!

The People's vote is back! You get to contribute a tiny amount by choosing one of the following discussion points. Aren't you lucky and empowered eh? The two most voted for get discussed.

Option 1

A building is burning. You have time to either save a child trapped inside or a valuable painting which you would then sell, using the money to save 20 children from starvation. What should you do and why?

Option 2

A chimpanzee is as intellig...

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The NEW Mount Rushmore

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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The Furious Elephant In The Room

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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The Rock, The Queen and A Pitch Black Dream!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Would you be a lottery loud mouth?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.104!

Hello pals, it's the day before our trip to Amsterdam for Twitchcon - so we're starting earlier (I know, what are the chances)


Option A

You gotta lockdown again. This time around though the power grid is down for a whole week. You don't have to worry about keeping warm/cold, just entertained.
What do you do to cope?

Option B

You're livestreaming, it's a hilarious IRL one - you've just bought 10 scratchies and a lottery ti...

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Close Encounters of the Gimp Kind

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.103!

1 hour earlier this week, let's get GOING GAMERS.

Option A

You've landed the movie license to Batman, you've gotta reboot the franchise AGAIN. What would you do differently this time to make it unique? Who would direct?

Option B

You've successfully stolen a ton of money in the latest Purge, good job. But it's back to normal and you have to declare all the tax on it. What do you do?

Option C

It's happened. Y...

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We start an Onlyfans to save the world!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.102!

Only one hour earlier than normal this week, because we're streaming 7 Days to Die with Sips after!


I feel like some fictional popcorn hypotheticals are in order today, so I came up with these:


Option A

The Marvel Multiverse exists, and it turns out you're the most mundane version of yourself - all your variants are WAY more powerful. One variant is attempting to dominate and destroy all existence; You're the only one in their way.
How would you s...

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Can holding a sneeze kill you?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for Ep. 101!

Hello friends, we're back at it today. So like the spots on 101 dalmatians, let's make this discussion spotty. polarising and erratic.

Option A

If you were given the power to erase an invention, which one would it be?

Option B

How would you react if you found out that you have a sibling you never met?

Option C

If you owned any social media platform, which one would it be and why?

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Hogwarts or The Shire? (with Sips)

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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The big 100, hypotheticals for our milestone!

Ho boy, we did it - we reached 100 episodes thanks to you all. Thank you very much! Now let's join our smooth brains together, perhaps to form a wrinkle or two and choose the best hypotheticals we can think of... to impress our special guest...

Option A

Who would you listen to if you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life?

Option B

If you could have a 30-minute chat with any person that ever lived on Earth (alive or dead), who would it be?

Option...

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Do Androids Dream of Being Electrocuted?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypothetical for ep.99!

Oh boy, 99! What a big boy number.

Option A

You have been turned into a non-electric inanimate object by a witch’s  spell. If you needed a hundred people to touch you to break the spell,  what would you be?

Option B

Would you use the ability to be invisible but fart loudly every few minutes in some way?

Option C

If you could take a sci-fi novel or movie and turn it into a reality, what would it ...

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Would You Choose Hover?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for ep.98!

Hello friends, it's that time again. Wrinkle some brains.


Option A

What would be the most ethical way to give away $5 million?


Option B

Do you have a right to be happy, or do you have to earn it?


Option C

Would you have your legs sawn off if you could then fly/hover instead?

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Smiths Birthday - WE NEED YOU!

Hello Patreons,


We’ve got an extra special birthday video lined up for smith this May, and we’d love to have you involved. Please check out the survey!


We came immediately to you Patreons because we TRUST YOU, so don’t go telling smith about this, it’s a SECRET!


Cheeeeers

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How We Would Surprise Someone From The 1920's

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for ep.97!

I know, it’s early again. I trust you’ll make the right choice either way…

Option A

If all the politicians of your country had to compete in a reality TV show of some kind, what kind of show would you create for them?

Option B

If you could own a billion-dollar company that doesn’t yet exist, what would the company do?

Option C

What would be the most surprising thing to tell someone who lived one hun...

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What Unsolved Mystery Would We Solve?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

This podcast may inc...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.96!

Time to PICK


Option A

If when you die, someone takes the VR headset off of your head and asks  you how the virtual life was, what’s the first thing you say?

Option B

If you could immediately solve any unsolved mysteries in history, what mystery would you choose and why?

Option C

If you could own any social media platform, which one would it be and what would you change about it?

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