Cory Cowley

Natalie Edit

This is a picture the moderator of @blackmetalgirls on Instagram hired me to do for her. Lately, I’m LOVING no ideas! The absence of eyes and the burned vaginal area is just *chef’s kiss*

What do you think?

Childhood Home

I’m getting really emotional writing this post.

So, my childhood home I grew up in is for sale. I’ve been dreaming about moving back into this house since I was evicted (by my own family—cool, right?) at 16.

My mom is adopted. So, her two brothers from her adopted mother had us evicted. Needless to say, we were beyond devastated, as this was not what my Nanny and B.B. would have wanted (grandparents.)

Ever since that happened, I’ve been dreaming about moving back ...

Hanako-San Final Edits

I think these have officially become my favorite pictures I’ve ever done.

There’s just something about Japanese culture that genuinely makes me so excited. I swear, in another life, I was Japanese. I have so much respect, admiration, and total empathy for the culture. It’s no surprise that I did these with the best intentions of honoring the legendary J-Horror.

And of course, you guys get the first look. I fucking love you all so much.

Hanako-San BTS

Continuing with the theme, these are some of the photos I’m starting to edit. These photos are not edited, but I think you can sort of understand the direction I’m going down.

What’s weird, is that I know I’m not Japanese, but I do feel like I can do Japanese characters very well. I don’t know—maybe it’s just me.

Hanako-San BTS

This one assisted in this shoot today! Granted, it was extremely minimal and take by my standards, but Japanese Yokai are not really entities of complexity!

Anyone who knows, knows that I LOVE J-Horror; in fact, a lot of my teenage years was spent watching so many fantastic horror films from Japan. I think I’m most happy when people compare my work to Shimizu or Miike. I’m excited to post these bad boys!

Shelley BTS

So, it seems like everytime I post reels on Insta people lose their shit. Jesus. Christ.

So, I think for the sake of just not having to deal with crybabies, here’s some BTS.

Urotherapy Shirts | I Think I Was Ripped Off

Wellll. Remember that $400 I spent on getting shirts for everyone? It turns out it’s been MONTHS, and I haven’t heard anything.

I’ve been trying to be optimistic about it, but y’all, I think the $400 of my own money was pissed away. I haven’t received any word on the shirts, nor has the person even been active online.

I’m genuinely so disappointed. I don’t like to believe that an amount of money like that is so easily taken and pissed away, but I guess it’s bound...

The Friendship Bowl | Green Room Antics with Vale of Pnath

It's not often I really express my gratitude for bands, apart from people like Kjetil in Order and Niuvis; but last night, I had the honor and privilege of getting to hang with Vale of Pnath.

To give you a brief backstory on how I came to befriend these fantastic lads, I initially was hired to model their clothes by my friend Christina, who owns Creeping Death Designs. I was selected to model their clothes specifically, and come to find out, Vale was pretty happy about it. I'll be hone...

Thank You All

I’m dead fucking serious. Thank you.

I don't think I will ever get tired of thanking you all for the overwhelming support you have given me. With my mom having her ailments, Gary getting sick (he's okay now), and just getting hit financially right in my balls--it's been a tough start to the New Year. I'm not complaining, and I'm definitely not throwing myself a pity party--I AIN'T GOT TIME TO CRY. Lol.

Honestly, what's been keeping me going (besides vodka, determination, and J...

Spooky Jones Unboxing

This is something so special to me that it can only be shared here. Our Shannon Skinner sent this to me, and I could not wait to open up and show my family. ♥️

Dissention Books

So, here is the next list of books going out:

Johnny R.

Yvette

Mark V.

Michael

I had ordered two extra, but I guess the peeps left 😅

Urotherapy

I thought this was so beautiful. I don’t know why. Maybe it was a metaphor for how quickly things come and go, forever to become washed down a drain into nothing.

At any rate, I just…kinda felt emotional recording this. It was sad, almost, watching the water turn back to its pristine quality.

Utterscorn Video | Why I’m Pissed

As you all know, the Utterscorn video dropped yesterday. Niuvis, Mike, Anthony and myself worked for months trying to get that sumbitch perfect.

Here I was expecting a huge outcome of people; only 10 fucking people liked the video. Am I shocked? No. Am I hurt? Yes.

I’m not referring to you all when I write this, but I am referring to the people on Facebook and even on Instagram who SAID they would watch the premiere, but couldn’t even give a fucking like.

Y...

Happy Valentine’s Day, Everyone!

I

FUCKING

LOVE

YOU

ALL

Cryptid Vomitorium

Soooooo, do I go with the lighter kind of scheme or darker? I’m torn, y’all. Help!

Cryptid Blowjob

I guess everyone was freaked out by the slurping noises lol. I’m so sick of Instagram being Nazis about every little thing. Moreover, I’m sick of people having an upstanding moral compass all of a sudden, when it comes to things that are truly dark.

Fuck Em. But seriously, could you imagine giving a blowjob like this with dead crickets in your mouth? 😂

Mom

My mom has pneumonia. I can't say that I'm surprised, but it's still something that bothers me a great deal.

I'm trying to be tough for the sake of my partner and the people outside Patreon, but y'all, I'm scared shitless. My sister told me this morning that I need to talk to my mom and make her go the hospital. She won't go. She's as stubborn as a goddamn ox and doesn't want to worry me or Victoria, but how the hell can I not worry when my mom cannot breathe?

I had to get these ...

Imitation is Shit | My True Feelings on a Mimic

I'll say it: imitation is annoying; it's not flattering; it's not a compliment; and it's something that I'm very anti.

Inspiration is a very fine line. We find ourselves caught in-between being inspired by others and wanting to achieve our own look. When you're an indie artist, being noticed is a very difficult thing to do. Between struggling to break mainstream, or even struggling to surface above a current of media--imitation is another difficult barrier in our way.

Lately, I'...

“No Stone Unturned” (The Licky Edition)

Normally, I would place a sick black or death metal song on this, but I wanted to eliminate the outside noise and focus on the rad slurping noises. 🤤

Can someone please hire me to do a horror film where I have to slurp something up??? 🤔

Prepare Your Bootyholes

I’m not supposed to show this, but…fuck it, I love y’all, and nobody on the Gram or Facebook gets to see!

This is in the works, but the Vale of Pnath official music video poster for what we shot back in December. The restricted cat is just chef’s fucking kiss, in my opinion, and I’m sincerely stoked to see that badass werewolf in action. I have the trailer on hand, but for legal purposes, I cave show you yet! However, the minute I get the green light, you all see it first! �...

No Stone Unturned

I really fucking love these. These won’t be up till Wednesday; but I wanted to share these with you all as I could not WAIT!

No Stone Unturned BTS

How are you guys doing, I wanted to show you guys a little bit of behind the scenes of my new photo shoot in titled, “No Stone Unturned.”

Because that’s how it is at times when we are working frivolously to achieve our goals. However, the higher you climb, the more there are others who want to pull you down, and often, we must search and destroy….no stone unturned.

I’ll be uploading the tutorial on this ASAP!

I love you, Patreon family!

“Just Call Me Shelly” Tutorial

Enjoy ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Tapeworm’s Fantasy

This is arguably the weirdest art piece I have ever done.

I’m not ashamed of it; in fact, my love for the human body is what inspires me to do such taboo things. I’m not sure if I’ll ever post this on Instagram, because I don’t think people will even look past the shit part, but the title and imagery is pretty much what it says: I’m a tapeworm. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My Bloody Asshole (Seriously lol)

Uh, it’s not every day you wake up to a hemorrhoid coming out of your asshole. 😂😅

I think? I mean, if I found out I have colon cancer I’m going to be pissed the fuck off lol. Nah, but I’m pretty sure it’s hemorrhoids. Either way, what better way to wake up!

I ALMOST was curious and tasted it, but I was like, “nah, I don’t feel like getting e.Coli.” 😂

Just Call Me Shelly

Here is a sneak-peek at what i will be posting here on Monday! I have to say—I’m very pleased with how this turned out.

The wig and mask are courtesy of our lovely Tory here on Patreon. I’ll be posting the tutorial on how this look came to fruition soon!

Evil Dead…4?

Wut am I doing? I have no clue, but I’m going to give this wig/mask combo a whirl, courtesy of our lovely Tory here on Patreon. Stay tuned!

Watersports (The Utterscorn Way)

I FINALLY managed to get my hands on this damn video! I told y’all I’d show it! 😂😂😂

Gary’s Stone + Nebulizer Treatment

My poor baby. I’m so heartbroken that he has to undergo all this.

As some of you know, Gary, my skinny pig, had to undergo treatment for a bladder stone. It turns out that the bladder stone was causing him to urinate blood. That was the reason why we rushed him to the vet. The poor boy also had a case of anemia and a minor cold.

I’m only sharing this here on Patreon because you’re my family; and in a weird way, Gary is your family, too. I wanted to document the stone and tr...

FCK FM Interview 2