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WFYM 311 - Silicone Knuckles

I'm blue if I was red I would probably be wine with a sleeve for mafsubsacion. The red ants come with the purple rain and we need extermination. Forrest Gump 2 and Titanic 2 and Passion of the Christ 2 technically might come out someday if we use enough persuasion. Visit ratemycousin.com

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WFYM 310 - P.U.D.

The spinny chair pusherman ruined my life and he got the Pope into playing the choking game. Are the villagers in Minecraft circumcised? Is the Enderman circumcised? Did Elon take a red rocket? Is Lee Kim Park on Asian rapper Mt Rushmore? Will there be helicopter rides at the live show and do they serve an in flight meal of the Chicken Jockey Travis Scott meal and a peck of ice cream? Many questions

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Patreon Requests April 2025: Silly Circus

Thank you to all our patróns and Happy Easter. Thank you for your incredible courage Amanda and Reb

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WFYM 309 - Bug Trump

They love yellow, they are incels and we need to get them out of here. They want to land on you and initiate Bugdom on our great country. RIP Fyre Fest 2 we hardly knew ye. Check out our Giving Morgellons By Proxy To Your Roommates Prank

🎼Wilson Pickett - Bumblebee (Sting Me)

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WFYM 308 - Dicken Donkey

Do not bring your Eeyore dick to the theater and shout Dicken Donkey or we will have to start searching bags. Do not come for Coneheads and do not impregnate our heads with a drill bit. WFYM live show 3 will be in either Carney or Cave In Rock the day after the juggalos clear out so wear steel toed shoes or you will get sticky with soda and step on glass pipes

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WFYM 307 - American Butt Lift

The XL Bully breeding factories are coming back and everyone will have a job as the person who watches the dogs breed each other on their Fido Dido shit but not in a Diddy way. Let your kids not rake so they can watch Pepper Ann while they still can and not waste time with the Weekenders. If you have sit down air your ass is standing and this is non negotiable

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WFYM 306 - Uncle UNK

We found out about some OG UNK lingles from the 17th century and invented the No Judgement Suicide Hotline where they have a laissez faire attitude toward the whole thing. Betty White died from having her you know what being eaten real good. Vlogs needs to be annoying at the mall again.

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WFYM 305 - Dreamloadable Content

Misters Worldwide are here to tell you about how George Harrison got reincarnated as a 22 year old Indian guy and how there are numerous benefits to pretending to have a seizure at school or falling down and hitting your head on purpose. Sleepwalking is a great way to watch movies but Yoda costs extra. Do not ask us to make a fruit tier list

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WFYM 304 - Buzz Bunny

In this dang age you have to deal with people dropping Sacagawea dollars on the ground in the apartment above you as well as terrifying new music like Uriah Heep and Prince. Wings is getting a different kind of redemption in prison. Elmo Fudd got evicted by a puppet landlord.

https://www.theyardbeacon.com/upcoming-events/toy-pizza-expo-five-points-fes...

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WFYM 303 - SkipTheBridges

Elbows up. Pee should be green on St. Patrick's Day and every day. IMDb Pro is a great way to turn food reviews into acting credits. Gibdo bones can defeat Maya Poet but do not make a video on it because it's not gonna go viral.

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Live Show June 7th

WFYM returns to the Yard in Beacon for their second annual one city tour live podcast on June 7th at Toy Pizza Expo and Five Points Fest...if anyone even cares...probably no one will show up and they'll have no choice but to execute us on stage... :/ https://www.theyardbeacon.com/upcoming-events/toy-pizza-expo-five-points-fest-present-wfym-world-tour View Post

WFYM 302 - Ermism

Ermahgerd is back as a religion. You can pay for podcasts in installments now. My free range ants and flies are driving out the cousints from my electrical ports and the nude beach mosquitos exploded from hard dick blood. KISS is only in it for the money because they took AP Taxes in high school. Hawk Tuah roped

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WFYM 301 - Reverse Norbit

We are making a movie starring Jelly Roll and Dave Blunts where we make them thin with CGI. Heaven is a casteing couch to decide who gets respawned as a bug and who gets to be Beautiful Usha. Subway is reverse food so it would never satiate a minotaur.

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WFYM 300 - Homemade Goatse (with Felix Biederman)

Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to it

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Patreon Requests March 2025: That Guy Might Have Died

cheap body builders scold me for stealing a fridge

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ps: sorry if the audio mixing is a bit off please dont yell at me

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WFYM 299 - Google Played

We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acquired Albinism at the blackpilled group home

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WFYM 298 - Take-a-Wish

John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.

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WFYM 297 - Menthol Chocolate Chip

We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for missionary work giving lap dances to Laplanders.

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WFYM 296 - Clearwater, Texas (with Stefan Heck)

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all

🎼Romano Mussolini All-Stars - Yes, Boy

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WFYM 295 - Johnny Beefseed

RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road

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WFYM 294 - Snow Slides

If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming

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WFYM 293 - Skin Tag Dab

We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bury him on the moon and it was the Navajo who got mad not the Cherokee; sorry.

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Patreon Requests February 2025: Yeshosha

A donut is like a life without Jesus

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WFYM 292 - Devil Investors

We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to turn the pages of a book is cheating

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WFYM 291 - American Finger Trap

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke

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WFYM 290 - Roma Rose

Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after Hamtaro who is Jewish like Tom and Jerry because he had JDateMafia on his track

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WFYM 289 - Marlboro Cool Ranch

289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will a...

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WFYM 288 - Ursidae Park

As the new members of DOGE we renamed a Canadian National Park and busted the Ratmilker's Union and got rid of the cooldown period for making your rat puke. Also you can use EBT to pay for podcasts and massages now and they let you cook salmon in the sauna and the new money has the Tasmanian Devil on it and on the back it has Bible quotes about donkeys making their rat puke

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WFYM 287 - Land Vikings

Thank you Lord for this blessed audio. RIP to President Tha Carter who was buried in prison as a fifi but is survived by his brothers Jay-Z and Lee Carter and Josh Tosh. Jennifer Hudson needs to marry Shemar Moore so they can go to heaven together with Matt Lauer. Trump is going to pardon Harvey Weinstein after someone tells him he gives money to Republicans. Germans came to Texas in 50000BC over the Thuringian Land Bridge

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WFYM 286 - Dink's Blessed Region

We are back from the grave to discuss the lack of gallon smashing and fire in the hole among today's youth versus the virtuous philosophers of Greece. People got too nasty on the Kige Ramsey forums in 2009 like mini Diddies. Some of yall need to read the Bible in the hot tub so you can enter god same size through a DEITY program and talk about it on the side of an 18 wheeler

🎼Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub

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