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WFYM 232 - Uncubus

We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to trick CubeSmart into throwing away 30 bags of rotting food for you for free and how to forget whether you are Albanian or Armenian and how to protect yourself from an uncubus whatever tomorrow brings

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Patreon Requests July 2024: Uncubus

Pardon me while I burst

Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part

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WFYM 231 - Sputum Splat

What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if you want to donate you can walk on the side of the highway looking for coins at night but look out for spiders. Plus some insider info about the size of Nate Ruess's wallet and the new Happy Birthday song

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WFYM 230 - Homemade DoorDash

We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Caliphate. Undercover cops are doing pube stings and they murdered every cartoon because they microwaved lunchmeat in the break room

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WFYM 229 - Enbiawit Ankle Monitor

We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers and The Story Shofar and A Kid in King Arthur's Court and ordering a fake ankle monitor on Alibaba to trick your family

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WFYM 228 - Wet Raisins

Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and the band Wings is also coming back. Chelsama Bin Clinton is being sent back to Arabia. The worst man in Las Vegas is bringing rock 'n' roll energy to food delivery. The name of grapes is being changed

🎼Paul McCartney and Wings - Jet

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WFYM 227 - Two Ropers No Ebert

We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be on Snapchat and reheating pizza and what may have happened during the last days of Michael Hutchence when he was roping and Bob Geldof licked it off the floor like a dog

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WFYM 226 - Medical Malpractice

Two of streaming's most predatory doctors have been cancelled by cancel culture causing an uptick in forklift blockers. Plus the South Park of X and LDS spinoffs and an interview with Bowser and roofing with meconium and Hawk Tuah

🎼Little Feat - Rock and Roll Doctor

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Live Show Highlights 06/16/24

Thank you to Lexie Berkin for the footage and Jesse and Toy Pizza Expo for having us

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WFYM 225 - Live at The Yard

We unboxed our $10,000 WhatNot delivery and cracked our packs of Election 1992 trading cards and talked about Australian Border Patrol and Morgan Spurlock and John Fetterman's driving and Brandon Schaub and Dianne Feinstein's cremation and bringing a horse to a glory hole

Sorry about the audio quality, I forgot the adapters to plug my Tascam into the board

Thank you to Jesse (https://www.knightso...

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WFYM 224 - Get Free

What is your favorite song by The Hives? Mine is Buttertooth Jimmy (With His Big Crackling Box Mod Vape). Do you know about the secret Property Brothers who are the Serbs in Nelk? Crazy Frog is called C-Frog now and he drinks Nemo's Nutcracker. Scotsmen are the greediest race.

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Patreon Requests June 2024: Slut Bathmat

Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part

0:00 Smart crows

1:31 Hungry monkey

4:35 Salvia in the car

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WFYM 223 - Utah Brotherhusbands

We learned that masseuses prefer to be called sex therapists and if Robin Williams had one he would still be here with us. Also discussed were Anakin playing in the NBA and lax fitness standards in the Air Force and gross new sports mascots and Tom's parents going to the midnight release of Altoids

Vote for Utah Outlaws: https://nhlinutah.com/

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WFYM 222 - Too Tall Cop

Owls and eagles are invasive and you can get $20 from the government for shooting them because they keep eating the Africanized bees and making it too hard to keep weeds off your lawn. Plus a discussion on Sino-Japanese relations and anti-natalist trolls and a cop too big to fit in the courtroom

🎼Suburban Lawns - Janitor

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WFYM 221 - Upper Decker

Tom is back from Japan where he got to watch Harold and Kumar on the plane but didn't want to pee and he went to the Frog and Mosquito Cafe. And he respected the toilets even though there are nearly infinite ways to destroy a toilet. Also Fake Hulk Hogan is fighting with Fake Iggy Azalea about memecoins

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zcHYkuZv4a2dzlmIaPTfQ

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WFYM 220 - Fed Bruschetta

We talked about getting roped into a voicemail based uncle tussle and going to Hooters for Hair where they cut your hair at the bar unlike Mr. Hair and the new band Big Time Fat Rush and OxyContin and hating Wordies and being a white surrogate for dreadlocks and Neve Campbell signing autographs while in the bathroom and the $500 version of Streamyard

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WFYM 219 - St. Ratrick

Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld at Universal Studios Beijing. Also Donald Trump is being sent there as well for putting meat in the ceiling tiles at Old Style Buffet and being so horny he could suck the nose off a Sphinx

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WFYM 218 - Lighter Code

Pink lighter means you are gay. White lighter is unlucky. Yellow lighter means you like watersports. We talked about the Great Youngstown Bank Robbery of 2024 and what Rush is up to with the South Park guys and mountain lions and lyrebirds and getting degloved by power windows (not the Rush album) and cat burglars and Dr. von Schmidt and the Canadian guy pretending to be black for a book

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WFYM 217 - Beary Beary

Thin Cartman was our doing and we are so proud of him. He got the shots and he looks great and now there is no reason for whaling ships to target him for his blubber. But shows were better in the old days when we had Tinky Winky Dipsy La La and Po and all cartoons were gay. Plus some disturbing updates about the worst family in Canada

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WFYM 216 - Shirley Temple

We have an exclusive interview with an ex-Nielsen household plus we got confused about golf and the ingredients of various cocktails like the Shania Twain and if Jim Carrey fell off and if Rick Moranis fell off and if it would be cool to hang out with the parents from South Park and the Non-Traditional McDonalds rugpull

https://tjukanovt.github.io/notable-people

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WFYM 215 - Baleen Veneers

Long May or May long? Should we respect veterans? Is Morse code useful? Should cops have to pick up litter instead of trying to ruin golf tournaments? Would it be cool to have baleen veneers so you can filter feed on krill? Is the one chip challenge really deadly? All these questions and more are answered within

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Patreon Requests May 2024: Alkaline Choir

Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part

0:00 Mickeys in the car

4:19 Kevin Gates/Dunkin drive thru complainer

8:06 Car Jitsu

11:27 Hallway self defense

14:16 Jumping the buick

17:10 Glory hole cloud

20:44 Skull collector

24:25 Irish prank calls

26:27 Brick breaking

29:32 Blind football players

34:55 Nightmare bone machine<...

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WFYM 214 - Laughing Out

We got to the bottom of whether Jerry Springer was real and the best type of senior prank to do involving numbered or labeled pigs or stolen gnomes and the Family Circus and Bruce Springsteen getting horny and what kind of restaurants Tom is going to in Japan like Drunk Bears and American Hot Dog Thomas and what the Air in Airbnb stands for

Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-...

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WFYM 213 - Gloria fraternitati foraminum in balneo

We talked about how it sucks when school makes you do dividaby and timesing and Twisted Tea and Summer Shandy and then figured out what the app WhatNot is how glory holes work and how woodpeckers and Aziz Ansari use them and people shove a Sprite straw through the hole into your penis

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WFYM 212 - Pomp

That guy gave a great commencement speech about Bitcoin and no one jumped to their death because of it. We talked some more about Bluey CK and if he would physically be able to beat off or he would have to hump a stuffed animal in front of other dogs

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Sunday VOD 05/05/24

Cinco de videos

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LINKBUSH

Sunday videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpcmRFnuEtyr1NYVvZGysM76hBeiBbrX8

Weekday videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpcmRFnuEtyqpBRzhqJB8ob4TsmpEePdA

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WFYM 211 - Austrian Gematria

We dabbled in some numerology on this one and talked about the Dave and Buster's gambling app and Wavy Boats getting teens in trouble for littering and Samaritans and when America's Funniest Home Videos had a Nazi era and Joanne the Scammer getting in trouble for his sister looking at straight porn

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Tom Wednesday VOD 05/01/24

He just drank the foam

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WFYM 210 - The Ushword

We discussed $12,000 and debuted a new character the Rittenhouse Centrist and debated diarrhea vs thoughing up and trampoline vs water park and the bar where the whole thing is a pool and you can pee wherever and found out Justin Bieber is crying because he only speaks Hindi

Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

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