Antagonistic Ann (art by あめじん)
This month's sole (heh) request by Zarmac
2019-04-01 03:25:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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[witty title for Ann's caption] (Preview)
Worked on this during the impromptu stream tonight while watching Baby Driver. If you wanna know when I'm going live, you should follow me on Twitter, wink wink
2019-03-29 01:52:28 +0000 UTC View PostPalutena's Protégé (Preview)
Aren't you glad Pit has such a good teacher like Palutena to tell him about how... stuff works?
2019-03-26 02:41:23 +0000 UTC View PostSubway Succubus (art by merunyaa)
This took a couple of editing passes but I'm satisfied with the results, I hope you guys enjoy it
2019-03-25 19:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostSubway Succubus (Preview)
I streamed for half an hour with my setup screen up because I forgot you need to transition between scenes in OBS Studio. I'm amazing at this.
2019-03-25 01:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostPharah's Punishment (art by cutesexyrobutts)
I hope you guys aren't tired of dirty, sweaty ladies being dommy as hell, because I sure am not
2019-03-24 23:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostImpish Imp (art by notboogie)
Another monthly reward done. I don't have any particular feelings towards Midna but Boogie always draws her with such fun expressions.
2019-03-21 18:54:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Runner Up Poll
(Sorry if you got a double notification for this post, Patreon's poll bugged out on me again and sent a text post without any options to vote on. It even had a working "Download Results" button but nothing else lmao)
We've had a lot of very close polls, so I've decided to give some old candidates a second chance. Reminder that you can vote for more than one! Here are the options:
Streams, goals, rewards and all that good stuff
Hello everyone! This is one of those rare posts where I ramble for a few minutes and give some news, stay a while and listen:
First of all, streams: I've decided to try to make my streams a more regular affair. I don't have a set time for them, but they would most likely start at 3 to 4 PM PST and go on for three to four hours every Saturday. You can follow me on 2019-03-15 19:36:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Mean Mechanic (art by いさみじゅん)
Another request reward featuring yet another sweaty lady. I know there's a lot of people who dig these so it's always a pleasure to provide more of that sort of content.
2019-03-14 19:13:10 +0000 UTC View PostMarch's second poll!
Hey guys! Sorry about the bit of drought, I'm wrapping up a few captions right now but came across a very big problem to my productivity called Devil May Cry V. I've waited a decade for this and it's all I ever wanted and some more, really. Anyway, here are the options for this poll (and a reminder that you can vote for more than one option):
EDIT: I set the wrong date for the poll to end, so I'll close it manually on March 15
Slutty Princess (Preview)
A while ago I wrote a caption about a needy Zelda calling her hero. I got a suggestion in a DM on twitter about making a version where Zelda calls someone else instead, mocking Link. I'm not really a fan of NTR in general, much less Link x Zelda because the dude busts his ass through multiple incarnations to save her, he doesn't deserve this. But then I thought about Urbosa and how a threesome betwee...
2019-03-06 23:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostDirty Agents PNG Pack (art by Aedollon)
A 4-part series I did on Tumblr ages ago, now revived in full quality PNG. This should be the last piece of my old content I'll post here, as the few remaining works I haven't posted don't really meet my quality standards anymore. You're not missing on much, really.
As the name implies, this has a lot of buttstuff, shy girls being exposed in front of their commanders, anal prolapses and a bunch of dirty stuff. Avoid it if you aren't into that sort of stuff.
(Also, I coul...
2019-03-03 21:28:30 +0000 UTC View PostDirty Mommy (art by jujunaught)
This took a while. First I lost the file, then I had to re-edit it a couple of times cause it got too bug, but it's finally done, hope you guys enjoy the results.
2019-03-02 21:12:29 +0000 UTC View PostA few price changes
Scary title, huh? Don't worry, prices are actually going down for now.
Back in the day where Tumblr was still a thing and I had more followers and exposure, I got plenty of inquiries regarding the limited slots for the Enthusiast tier. Would I ever add more slots? What about actually opening commissions?
I had a pretty packed schedule at the time, so I didn't think I could fit more commissions, but so I could have an answer other than "Nope, sorry", I created the ...
2019-03-01 11:49:12 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Request Pool
New month, new request pool. Some changes to the rules:
Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please)
- You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts.
- In March 20, I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might favor those.
- An user may not win two months in a row.
- NEW: Requ... 2019-03-01 11:44:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Obscene Oni (art by Synecdoche)
Another monthly reward featuring one of those big, sweaty gals you all love
2019-02-27 18:45:54 +0000 UTC View Postforbidden ap[H]rodisia (Preview)
This is weird. I'm pretty sure I got 100% in my Nier: Automata save file but I never came across this side quest. Is it DLC or just a secret one?
2019-02-27 12:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostCaught Kawakami (art by waterproof pigeon)
The Persona poll ended up in a three-way tie so I had to pick the winner myself, but I hope you guys like it. Also, small reminder that the request pool is closing soon!
2019-02-23 20:07:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnalyzing the Alien (art by randomrandom)
Monthly reward with a sequel to a caption I wrote during Kinktober last year. How many more asses are there in the Teen Titans? Will the protagonist eat them all? We'll never know.
2019-02-15 18:53:50 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Valentine's! (Art by Eroquis)
My internet was acting up today so I decided to write a quick thing for Valentine's
2019-02-15 01:07:20 +0000 UTC View PostDevious D.va (Poster by FireBoxStudio)
Quick pause on my backlog stuff to write some self-indugent bratty D.va
2019-02-13 21:10:51 +0000 UTC View PostPersona 5 poll! (Remake)
I'm remaking this poll because I screwed up the settings last time and didn't allow multiple votes per patron, sorry for the inconvenience. Here are the options yet again:
1. Ann Takamaki tried to resist, but she couldn't fight her true nature. Turns out she was born to be used by you and your big cock (Slut, big dick worship)
2019-02-12 17:09:12 +0000 UTC
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Frustrated Flower (art by Oreteki18)
A late reward from January
2019-02-12 11:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostCaptured Kunoichi (art by Buru)
Hey guys, here's the result of February's first poll. I tried something a bit different based around one of my favorite doujin artists, I hope you guys like it.
2019-02-11 02:38:00 +0000 UTC View PostFebruary Requests
Hey guys, new month, new request pool. Same rules as always:
- Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please)
- You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts.
- In February 25, I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might favor those.
- An user may not win two requests in a row, two months in a row. 2019-02-01 20:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Frustrated Flower (Preview) + Update
Hey guys!
First of all, I'm sorry for the silence. Nearly two weeks without updates is not a good look. You all have deposited your faith (and your hard-earned money) on me and I dropped the ball this month.
I've had a few personal issues in real life. Some family health problems from a few months ago arose and I had to drop everything to take care of them. I also had to host some relatives for a week, which makes working with smut a pretty delicate matter, even more when you work...
2019-01-31 23:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostJanuary Requests
As I mentioned in a previous post, due to Patreon's updated ToS, raffles will now be requests. Here's a rundown of how this will work:
- Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please)
- You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts.
- In January 25 (sorry for the rush), I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might ... 2019-01-19 14:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post
An end to raffles
According to Patreon's new terms of service, raffles, giveaways and other services involving any sort of random chance are forbidden. That kind of sucks, because I won't be able to host a monthly raffle anymore. That being said, I'm working on a substitute system: a monthly pool of requests. Here's how it's going to work:
- At the start of every month, I'll make a post. The comment section will be open for requests.
- You may, per month, make up to two posts there with an ima... 2019-01-17 15:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post