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Impure Pantyhose (art by Kashiwagi)

First patreon reward of the month. I personally like pantyhose a lot so this was pretty fun to write. 

Mommy's Night Out (Preview)

Winner of the year's first poll, we are starting 2019 as slutty as possible.

Impure Pantyhose (Preview)

That seems like a good way to spend your money, to be honest.

Talking about polls and a poll about polls

I'm planning on having more consistent dates and deliveries for polls. More specifically, a fixed number of polls: one per week, four per month. But to deliver on that, I need to ask you guys a question first: Do you have any preference between themed and themeless polls?

Themeless polls are easier to set up. I just have to pick 4~8 pictures I would like to work on (and trust me, there's 2019-01-06 17:42:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Incompetent Incubus (art by ToppingTart)

Last month's request pool winner delivered fashionably late, thank you very much for your patience! Had a lot of fun writing this one. The finished product is also so colorful, I loved the final look.

Workplace Woes (art by Incase)

I was pretty sure I had this as a scheduled post but I guess I didn't set it up correctly. Well, better late than never, right? 

Oldies Pack

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! If you weren't disappointed by the socks you got from your aunt this year, take a look at this pack!

Self-deprecating jokes aside, here's a compilation of twenty captions I've written in the past. They are most likely gone from the internet as my tumblr has been locked up, so this is the only place to get them. I'm also dissatisfied with the quality on some of those, so I doubt I would have reposted them without a rewrite first. Also, this is the first time so...

Workplace Woes (Preview)

What a sticky situation...

Needy Princess

You guys voted for it, so here she is: a cute princess in dire need of some attention! 

Dirty Girlfriend (art by 芋塚ぱにくる)

Last month's raffle reward. This should have come out much, much earlier but I got stuck in a part and decided to rewrite it a couple of times until I felt like it was worth posting. I'll be more consistent in the future, don't worry. 

Needy Princess (Preview)

Here's a preview of the result of the Smash Poll, a neglected princess waiting for her hero. I'm having fun with this one, I hope you guys like the result. 

Patreon Reward: Sweaty Temptation (art by ushi_mochi_18)

Monthly commission for December, another salty treat for you guys.

Locked Up Succubus (art by aka6)

The caption you all voted for in the remake poll. I felt bad for Subby being stuck on 2nd place, so I decided to rewrite them both, hope you all like it!

Subby Succubus (Preview)

Winner of the last poll, here's a sneak peak at the remake of one of my oldest captions. Worked on it during today's stream, gonna let it rest a bit then do a few editing passes before posting the final version.

Pleasing the Producer (Dirty Version Preview)

This is an edit of that K/DA blowjob picture I've finished captioning a few days ago. I don't know who made it, but it looks good so I'm also doing it. Shouldn't take as long as the first one since I'm using most of its structure, but I think you guys will enjoy it (at least you all that enjoy cute girls having to service nasty guys...)

Grumpy in the Gulch (art by TheBoogie)

First Patreon reward of the month is out. The funniest thing about this one was that the show this girl is featured in is not even out yet, but there's always smut of her floating around. God bless artists.

Smash Poll!

Super Smash Bros Ultimate releases tomorrow, the biggest crossover in gaming history, with returning characters from all installments of the franchise. A very exciting release, indeed. Too bad I'm broke and don't have a Switch. But I can have some fun, too, can't I? Here's a poll with some Nintendo characters for you to pick.

1. Princess Peach is glad she was rescued, but she's more i...

Digital Deception (art by RevolverWing)

One of the commissions I've done for my Black Friday sale about a tamer getting his digimon stolen by another. 

Mercy Mommydom (art by SunnySundown)

Here's the winner of last month's Overwatch poll. Thank you very much for your patience, the last few weeks haven't been very kind on my productivity, but I think I'm picking up the pieces right now. Hope you guys enjoy this one because I definitely loved writing it!

Pleasing the Producer

This took more time than expected, mostly because I had to re-edit a couple of times. I'm happy with the results, though. There's a dirty edit of this pic floating around, I might give it a shot too after I'm done catching up with patreon stuff. 

December Requests

Hey guys! Thank you very much for another month of support!

Like last month's post, please post your request for this month's raffle in the comments below. Feel free to change it, too, but remember to erase the last one. The deadline for this is December 15th, two weeks from now. 

Patreon Reward: Disgusting Dom (art by Captain Jerkpants)

Last Patreon reward for the month is here, sorry about the delays, uni completely wrecked my schedule. But I'm free for now, Summer break is starting. Thank you for your support this month!

Disgusting Dom (Preview)

The last patreon reward of the month should be coming out soon. Lots of previews lately, I have been a bit busy, last two weeks of the semester at uni, but I think I'll be able to finish the previews I already posted in the next few days, thank you for your patience!

Aile NTR (art by standby-art)

Not really a fan of the fetish myself but a commission is a commission. Didn't post a preview for this one because I ended up banging it out in a single morning, sorry. Full quality release has both the full and split versions, in case it's easier to read. 

Motherly Angel (Preview)

Winner of the Overwatch poll, here's Mercy! I'm not even going to pretend I'm not happy with the results, I love Sunny's Mercy. 

Pleasing the Producer (Preview)

I was going to post this six hours ago, but my power went down so I just went to class instead.

One fun thing about this pic: Someone posted this on Discord without a source and I could only find sourceless reposts on tumblr. After a while of reverse searching, I found it belonged to scofa, one dude on pixiv responsible for at least 50% of the good lewd League fanart back in the day where the game wasn't popular (back in Season 2 and such). It's funny to see he's alive and well (and sti...

Definitely Not Cheating (animation by arhoangel)

Gave the whole "captioning an animation" thing a more serious shot, hope you guys like it. Full quality mp4 in the attachments.

Also, little reminder: today is the last day to vote on the Overwatch poll and to submit your ideas for the monthly raffle!

Patreon Reward: Dirty Ninja (Art by Shiory)

This one ended up being a lot more work than I imagined. It was a really simple concept but I kept having new ideas and adding them to the text, and re-editing a caption halfway through the process is hell. I'm still very happy with the results, though.

Corrupted Angel PNG Pack

I'm not really into bimbofication, but this one was really fun to write (and sunnysundown's art made it even more enjoyable). It has been out for a while on Tumblr, but this is the first time I'm releasing it on full quality. Enjoy!

Goddess with a blade (art by AndroJuniarto)

I still don't think I would ever reinstall League of Legends, but the idea of being roughed up by a tough neon ninja doesn't seem too bad. I'm only sad because tumblr absolutely destroyed the quality on this one, but at least the PNG is safe and sound here on Patreon. (Also, sorry if you get two notifications for this one, I accidentally published it without any text, whoops)