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GAM Bonus 089: Madam Web

We recorded this month's bonus episode last month, and we went to theaters to do it.

GAM449: The Gerson Miracle

This week, Marsh joins us for some of the most evil evil we've ever encountered.

GAMs is Coming to Salt Lake City!

ANNOUNCEMENT: #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Salt Lake City, Utah on August 3rd, 2024 at The Utah Museum of Contemporary Art (UMOCA).

As a patron, you get first crack at the good tickets. At only 150 total seats, the VIP and Platinum tickets are slightly more limited this time. This WILL sell out, so act quickly. 

Don’t miss your chance to hear Noah, Heath, and Eli tear up another God Awful Movie.

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GAM448: Strawinsky and the Mysterious House

This week, Cecil joins us to review a strong contender for the weirdest thing we've ever watched.

GAM447: Consider it All Joy

This week Cara joins us and, despite the title, does NOT consider it all joy.

Exclusively for God Awful Movie patrons

#GodAwfulMovies Patreon EXCLUSIVE.

Watch the first 5 minutes of #GodAwfulMovies 446 LIVE from Orlando (from the front row thanks to April Poff!)

YouTube: (private link / don’t share):  https://youtu.be/CP2agJPB1BI

But you must be a GAM Patron to get this exclusive look at what happens at the live show… including Eli’s entrance. 

Gam446: Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom

This week, we join you live from Orlando, Florida for what might be our most felonious episode yet.

GAM445: His Only Son

Two episodes in two days? You bet your ass. Because we love you that much. And are trying to get ahead before the live show. So enjoy the story of that time Abraham almost killed his kid.

Last Chance for Tickets...

...to see GAM Live in Orlando at Shake's Theater on Saturday night, March 2nd. There are limited General Admission tickets remaining as of the time of this post. 

The gang will be reviewing the anti-woke, anti-Disney "documentary": Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom. 

Hope to see you there! 

GAM Bonus 088: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

This month, we asked which Razzie nominee you wanted us to review, and you made us sit through this horrible shit. You're welcome.

GAM444 - Messiah (Netflix - Episodes 3 & 4)

Featuring Thomas and Matt from Opening Arguments!

GAM443 - A Time For Heaven

Featuring DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria!

Gam442: Best Friends Recycled

Marsh joins us for our NINTH foray into the bizarre filmography of God Awful Movies all-star, Donald James Parker.

February Bonus Poll

That's right we're kicking it back to the bygone days of bonus democracy for this one. Razzie noms are out and we'll be tackling one of em. Have at it! 

Gam 441: The Exorcism in Amarillo

This week, we introduce Cecil to the wonderful world of Wright Family Films.

Gam 440: Blackbird

This week, we finally get to see an instant anti-classic that Marsh has been teasing us with for over 4 years.

GAM 087 Bonus: Rebel Moon

This month, we're happy to bring you the most requested secular bonus episode since Cats, Zack Snyder's very own "As Close to Star Wars As I Can Get Without Getting Sued."

GAM439 The Devil Conspiracy

This week, we ask what would happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands. And the answer turns out to be "nothing, because it's just cloth," so we watch a stupid horror movie instead.

GAM438 e-motions 2.0

This week, we torture Cara some more.

GAM437 Fire Maidens of Outer Space

This week, you see what happens when we give Eli too much freedom in picking the movie.

Merry Christmas from The PiaT Team

Merry Christmas! (You have to watch the beginning of this video!)

While searching the archives I found this old video of a live show that I don’t think many people have seen as it wasn’t set to “public.” So, as Tim’s holiday gift you, I present the full video: GAM 074: The Right To Believe LIVE in Chicago featuring guest masochists Cecil + Tom from Cognitive Dissonance Podcast.

GAM436 Jingle Smells

This week, Marsh joins us for a little more Christmas.

"Iridium Night" tickets now on sale to see GAM in Orlando

You did it again! 

Since we opened up tix for sale for to see God Awful Movies LIVE in Orlando on 3/2/24, we’ve had near record sales; including the VIP and Platinum tickets almost sold out as of today.

Once again, we are opening up an additional night for dinner with the gang on the Thursday before the show which we call Iridium Night Only*. If you can’t make it Friday night (or we were sold out), you can opt in to get the royal treatment with t...

GAM435: Mr. Scrooge to See You!

This week, we kick off a late Christmas-tacular with a sequel to a literary classic that's just as good as past sequels to literary classics would lead you to expect.

God Awful Movies in Orlando in March

Hello Patrons!

God Awful Movies is coming to ORLANDO, FL on Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 at Orlando Shakes in the Margeson Theater (812 E Rollins St Orlando, FL 32803) …and as our favorite people… YOU are getting first crack at tickets before the announce to the general puplic. Prices range from just $45 for General Admission, to $150 for VIP, to $395 for Platinum which includes dinner with the gang on Friday night.

Looking for the perfect holiday gift f...

GAM434: Lady Ballers

In case you didn't get enough of Thomas and Lydia on the bonus episode, we brought them back for one of the least fun movies we've ever reviewed.

GAM Bonus 086: Sweet November

Featuring a veteran guest masochist and a BRAND NEW one as well!

We've added a helpful GAM tool on Patreon

Want easier access to ALL the GAMs Patreon Bonus Episodes?
We've created a "collection" as part of an ongoing organization project.

What other "collections" might you want to see?
"Mormon Movie Month" episodes
"Documentary" episodes
"Happy Science Cult" episodes
"Cara" or "Marsh" episodes
others... ????

EDIT: Added: 

"Mormon Movie Month" episodes: https://www.patreon.com/col...

GAM433: The Shift

This week, Christian movie makers try to get in on all that cool "Multiverse" stuff with a movie that might as well be called "Nothing Nowhere Not At All."

GAM432: Superhuman: The Invisible Made Visible

This week, Marsh and Dr. Alice join us to break down one of the silliest documentaries we've ever seen. And I say that knowing what a big statement it really is.