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Optional Objective - M4A

When fighting a boss in your favorite RPG, you notice a little optional objective you've never seen before... "Seduce."

*Caution: Loud Fight Noises for the first 4-ish minutes!

July Babies Will Be Here Before You Know It!!!

If you're a July baby and you'd like your name included in the birthday singing next month, lemme know!!!

Happy Birthday June Babies!!! 🥳

I hope you have nothing but love and light in your future. You deserve it. 🎂🎁✨🎈🎵

Sillybutt Choice: June 16th, 2025

Hey folks! It's time to vote on next Friday's post!!!

1.) Optional Objective

• When fighting a boss in your favorite RPG, you notice a little optional objective you've never seen before... "Seduce."

2.) Your Loyal Companion

• He carries all your loot. He fights by your side. He helps you glitch jump up the side of impassable areas of the game so you can access rare items earlier. He's everything you could ask for... but he still want...

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Night of the Living Trees 2: Regrowth - M4A

There's no WAY this movie got a sequel!!! How did you even find this...?

I Forgot to Make a Poll...

Welp... I just realized I forgot to make a poll for this week's post! Guess y'all are just gonna get whatever my sick, twisted, freak mind can come up with... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

June Babies Are Coming!!!

Hey if you're a June baby and you'd like your name included in the birthday singing for this month, lemme know!!!

Happy Birthday May Babies!!! 🥳

I hope that your birth month was as lovely as you are, and wish you love and light in your new year! 🥰🐋✨🎂🎁🎵🎈

As the Sun Sets - M4A

As the sun sets, you start to see a new, darker side to him that you've never seen before...

Audio Delayed, and Commissions Opened!

Hello everyone! This week's audio is taking longer than I'd hoped thanks to both a refactor in my meds and a strange work week, so I'm gonna have to push it back.

In better news however, commissions are now open (for the first time in forever)! I'll be taking 5 cuz I actually managed to get a form limiter working (I think) and should be able to not let myself get overloaded again... again.

Thank you for your patience while I keep working on the audio, and I look forward to the ...

Sillybutt Choice: May 13th, 2025

Time to vote for next Friday's Post!!!

1.) As the Sun Sets

• As the sun sets, you start to see a new, darker side to him that you've never seen before...

2.) As the Sun Rises

• As a new day dawns, he renews his vows to become a better man...

Losing the Wager - M4A

A little bet on a video game leads to some fun...

May Babies Are On the Way!!!

Let me know if you're a May baby that would like your name included in the birthday singing!!!

Sillybutt Choice: April 29th, 2025

Time to vote on next Friday's post!!!!

1.) Winning The Wager

• Betting on your gaming prowess can lead to some fun, especially if you win...

2.) Losing The Wager

• Betting on your gaming prowess can lead to some fun, even if you lose...

Underestimated - M4A

The orchestra echoes off the great walls, resounding throughout the party. You gaze out over the sea of royals, lordly folk, and servers handing out perhaps one too many drinks. As if taking note from the thought, a tussle breaks out nearby, the Baron of Endhall brought to unearned bravery by his wine. You chuckle to yourself at the unseemly behavior of someone who pretends to greatness. Though even with such “entertaining” displays you find yourself yawning and wishing the night would be...

Sillybutt Choice: April 16th, 2025

It's time to vote on next Friday's post!

1.) Longing for More

• He always wanted to be something greater, and you make him that something greater...

or

2.) Underestimated

• You didn't think much of him before, but after tonight you'll never underestimate him again...

Never Too Late - M4A

I promised you there would always be a place for you in my life...

Happy Birthday April Babies!!! 🥳

I wish you nothing but wonders and joy in this new year of you. 🥰💕🎁🎂✨🎵🎈

Sillybutt Choice: March 31st, 2025

Hey peoples! It's time to vote on our next audio!!!

1.) Never Too Early

• We just met, but I can tell we're meant for each other.

2.) Never Too Late

• It's been so long... but there will always be a place in my life for you.

Life is a Story with Many Authors - M4A

You settle in to listen to the next chapter of your new audiobook and are treated to quite the intimate surprise...

April Birthdays are on the Way!!!

No fools in sight, only lovely April babies! Lemme know if you want your name included in the April birthday singing!

Don't Be Afraid - M4F

You don't stand a chance against the don. But we could leave this all behind... together.

*Early Access to Reddit post.

Ramble - March 21st, 2025

A quick ramble about what I'm up to and how I'm doing (all over some bouncy house music that makes you feel like you're in a corporate commercial or some shit, cuz I'm a slut for some bouncy house music that makes you feel like you're in a corporate commercial or some shit).

Happy Birthday March Babies!!! 🥳✨

I hope your birthday is as bright and sunshiney as a Spring birthday can be! You deserve it... 🎈🎂🎵✨🎁

Sillybutt Choice: March 10th, 2025

It's time to vote for what we get next Friday!!!

1.) Life is a Story With Many Authors

• A little breaking the fourth wall never hurt, did it?

2.) Writer's Block

• Your writer boyfriend needs a little inspiration to help get his creative juices flowing...

Broken Arrow, Mended Leather - M4A

After taking an arrow in a raid, your healer learns to get a lot closer to you, with the help of your "favorite" armorer of course...

He Likes You, and So Do His Ghosts - M4A

Your friend/friend with benefits/"it's complicated" invites you over to his grand old house he got in his inheritance. Something tells you there's more to this place (and this man) than meets the eye...


*This audio is performed in an ambiguous way as to allow for penetration from either the speaker or listener. I hope you enjoy whichever you prefer!

March Is At Our Doorstep, And So Are the March BABIES

Let me know if you're a March baby who would like your name included in the birthday singing!

Happy Birthday February Babies!!! 🥳

I'm sorry this is so late, but I hope you've had an incredible birth month as you all deserve. Make sure you treat yourself with the light and love fitting the babies who give way to Spring! ✨🎂🎈🎵❄

Stuck Inside With Your Bratty Boyfriend: Part 2 - M4F/NB

You really need to show him what happens to brats...


*Early Access to Reddit posting!