Blue helps you up into the van, handing you the communicator.
"Moth sent me a message. Said he'd meet us halfway. It'll be nice to have another member to this team again."
Andoni scoffs and winks at you from the seat across.
"We don't need anymore sarcastic assholes. That position is taken..."
"Obviously," Blue retorts, "but if we need someone who can get more than a few feet off the ground, he'll be there to fill in."...
2022-02-12 01:51:11 +0000 UTC
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I don't know how I left this to sit for so long. But uh... sup. Episode 5 of Lessons! That series I did once upon a time! Let's talk about the behind the scenes!
So last we left off (in November, cuz I'm a fuckin troll who can't stick with stuff) we were talking about the consequences of our actions! Specifically the choice to go with Eli instead of trusting Eli who had Eli tied up in his closet. Rational thinking and all that.
Running away to a safehouse. Questions about de...
2022-02-08 21:00:30 +0000 UTC
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If you'd like a customized audio, check out my commission form! It will be going offline again after today!
2022-02-08 19:17:45 +0000 UTC
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Talking about work and the week (all over some energetic but emotional beats that would carry you to the moon and back on a river of silky starlight that gently caresses your cheek whenever your eyes fill with tears at the beauty of the infinite cosmos cuz I'm a slut for energetic but emotional beats that would carry you to the moon and back on a river of silky starlight that gently caresses your cheek whenever your eyes fill with tears at the beauty of the infinite cosmos).
2022-02-07 20:18:55 +0000 UTC
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It begins snowing late one night and your partner wakes you up to watch the snow with you...
*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post! An adorable script by the lovely u/Lo_and_beehold! Check out the script here, and their 2022-02-07 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Blue frowns, tracing his finger over the communicator, its blinking dots and text relaying minute by minute warnings and location data. The screen goes dark, and he drops the tablet to the table.
"The Cyclops is no longer in play. Reports in that Red's men just killed them."
He wrings his fingers through his hair, clearly drained. There's been some sort of weird interference with communications. If we're staying out, we're going in blind. Given Red's rash act...
2022-02-07 02:24:58 +0000 UTC
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You've been spending days playing with him, adapting the settings to make him more and more of a perfect submissive plaything. Tonight, he just might adjust your settings instead...
2022-02-04 21:03:48 +0000 UTC
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You've been spending days playing with him, adapting the settings to make him more and more of a perfect submissive plaything. Tonight, he just might adjust your settings instead...
2022-02-04 20:58:56 +0000 UTC
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Happy Birthday to you wonderful February babies!!! I hope you all have a fantastic month, a fantastic birthday, and a fantastic year! 🥳🎈🎂✨🎈🍕😁🎈
2022-02-01 21:13:39 +0000 UTC
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A quick ramble about the week (all over some smooth happy I just overcame a really strange and perilous journey and I think it's all going to be okay as I look out over the harbor and think about a new life that awaits me beats cuz I'm a slut for smooth happy I just overcame a really strange and perilous journey and I think it's all going to be okay as I look out over the harbor and think about a new life that awaits me beats).
2022-01-31 23:12:02 +0000 UTC
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You'd been begging your boyfriend to go with you to get a tattoo. He wasn't expecting just how excited you'd be afterward...
*I found the files for an audio I thought I'd lost from over a year ago! Now it's Early Access for next Monday's Reddit post! I hope you enjoy!
2022-01-31 21:02:28 +0000 UTC
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-Blue checks over the communicators, and the van, ensuring everything is in working order. You strap on your peacekeeper, getting used to the strange weight it adds to your hip. It would be a several hour drive, but you all agree it's worth the risk. Whatever is in that garden, either needs to be retrieved, or removed from the playing field...
2022-01-29 01:35:52 +0000 UTC
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Talking about the week, and possible YouTube plans (all over some exciting young adult just finding out that he can fly and taking his new powers out for a spin before the weight of responsibility brings him crashing down to Earth beats, cuz I'm a slut for exciting young adult just finding out that he can fly and taking his new powers out for a spin before the weight of responsibility brings him crashing down to Earth beats).
2022-01-26 01:42:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello wonderful people! Another month approaches, as do the birthdays within! Please comment below if you'd like to be included in the February birthday singing! 🥰🥳🎈
2022-01-26 00:01:45 +0000 UTC
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The Immortal Snail. A gift from the gods you thought. Immortality, and the only cost is a “snail”. It follows you, slowly but relentlessly. The gods say its touch banishes the gift. They will not say more, these beings love their secrets. Rumor amongst your people is that an agonizing death awaits those it catches. You were young and foolish to accept this curse. A life on the run. They didn’t say how alluring the snail would be. They didn’t mention how “the snail” didn’t lo...
2022-01-24 17:31:32 +0000 UTC
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He's exactly what you'd hoped when you'd been browsing over the catalog. A lover, and a good one at that. You soon realize that there's potential for a lot more...
2022-01-21 21:18:50 +0000 UTC
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He's exactly what you'd hoped when you'd been browsing over the catalog. A lover, and a good one at that. You soon realize that there's potential for a lot more...
2022-01-21 21:15:42 +0000 UTC
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Talking about my week and some minor plans (all over some smooth soft beats that will carry you to the end of the earth and let you look down over the misty edge to the world of dragons that lives below, cuz I'm a slut for smooth soft beats that will carry you to the end of the earth and let you look down over the misty edge to the world of dragons that lives below).
2022-01-17 23:21:32 +0000 UTC
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You enter an afterlife, an interstellar strip club of fantastical beings, and watch a ghost stripper. You decide to pop that lap dance cherry and get more than you thought...
*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post! A bizarre and amazingly fun script by the one and only Mother Myry! Check out the script here, and ...
2022-01-17 22:32:43 +0000 UTC
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The sound of the engine roaring to life fills you with both excitement and dread. It's only been a short while since you were a "member" of Anomaly Acquisitions, yet it feels as though it's been quite some time since you were just a bright eyed young paranormal investigator. The veil of this world pulled back, your life turned upside down, all these creatures and characters you've met, surely nothing can go back to the way it was.
Blue smiles softly at you and puts the vehicle into gear...
2022-01-17 18:54:54 +0000 UTC
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-Transmission Begin-
-Blue: Orange.
-Orange: Blue.
-Blue: Any news?
-Orange: It's quiet here. Red was worried about overreaching, after the loss at 4. He's even pulled back the brothers from 5. I think he wants to reorganize before attempting the anomalies. He seems set on their assistance, whether willingly, or not.
-Blue: At least that will buy us some time to plan our next move.
-Orange: How did he die?
-Blue: What?
-Oran...
2022-01-14 23:12:12 +0000 UTC
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Talking about this week, the special stuff I'll be up to, and a short tangent about my childhood and LOTR (all over some acid jazz, low energy, sexy as sex, I wanna stare at lava lamps and eat gummy candies for days alt hip hop beats cuz I'm a slut for acid jazz, low energy, sexy as sex, I wanna stare at lava lamps and eat gummy candies for days alt hip hop beats).
2022-01-10 22:02:50 +0000 UTC
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A couple have dinner at a kinky restaurant where everything is on the menu...
*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit Post!
This lovely script was written by our very own Magical Mother Myry! Check out the script here, and check out Myry's other fantastic works, 2022-01-10 21:25:54 +0000 UTC
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The catalog said that he would be able to accommodate any of your daily needs. Plenty of new and interesting features caught your eye. You couldn't help but order him. Now to try him out... if you're not too shy.
2022-01-07 21:23:12 +0000 UTC
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A short overview of the week, and a hint at something fun to come (all over some exciting standing at the main deck of the spaceship and looking out over a galaxy to explore with your bestie alien buddies beats cuz I'm a slut for exciting standing at the main deck of the spaceship and looking out over a galaxy to explore with your bestie alien buddies beats).
2022-01-04 00:42:05 +0000 UTC
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We've been living together in this new place for a short while, and it's been nothing but amazing, baby. I want to make you feel just how special you are to me...
*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!
2022-01-03 22:40:55 +0000 UTC
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Blue sets a communicator before you, gently patting your shoulder as he takes his seat beside you. The command room is quiet; painfully so. A ring of empty chairs sit around a sleek metal table, betraying the lack of manpower in Facility 4.
The communicator beeps softly, drawing your attention as a map materializes on the screen. The tag "Facility 2" floats above a small square at the center of the screen. A field of dots slowly appear around it. Anomalies.
2022-01-03 20:41:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! Another year has come and gone, and here we are! This has been one of the most amazing years of my life. I've been so lucky that I got to leave my old job, and pursue creation and entertainment as my living, and I owe that all to you. This whole year has been one giant collage of memories and experiences I wouldn't ever have had if not for your love and support, and I cannot thank you all enough. I've learned so many things, moved across the country, met so many amazing people...
2022-01-01 20:43:28 +0000 UTC
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Happy Birthday to all you beautiful January babies!!! I hope your day is full of love, and your month full of life! You deserve nothing but the best! 🥰🥳✨🎈🎂
2022-01-01 20:39:14 +0000 UTC
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A rogue anomaly holds your comrade hostage. You hold the key to his release in your hands. A pair of seemingly ordinary glasses, the lenses glinting in the dim emergency lights. Choices have consequences.
2021-12-31 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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